Chapter 47: The sister-in-law who counterattacked
"Brother Snake, this kid actually gave himself a slap in the face, it's like death, Brother Snake, kill him!"
Xu Wen shouted.
"Smack!" The poisonous snake turned around and gave Xu Wen a slap, and the degree of ruthlessness was no less than Zhang Lang's first slap, and even exceeded.
"Brother Snake, what are you ......" Xu Wen was slapped on the left side of his face by Zhang Lang, and now he was slapped on the right side of his face, and he is still the eldest brother he recognizes.
Syllable!
After slapping Xu Wen, the viper's hand did not stop, and he slapped himself again, the force was huge, and the red palm print appeared on his dark square face.
"Brother Snake, ...... you" Xu Wen looked at the poisonous snake in surprise, he knew best what kind of person the poisonous snake was, arrogant, unruly, and self-respecting, and now he was forced to slap himself by Zhang Lang, which ......
The crowd of onlookers forgot their surprise at this time, and everyone felt that they were crazy. The crow was speechless, and even if a needle fell to the ground at this moment, the sound could be heard.
How could it be that on the chassis of Nancheng, someone actually broke off the unruly head of the ground snake viper.
"Let's go!" The poisonous snake is very depressed now, the house leak happened to rain overnight, Gu Erye lost contact, he was unemployed, and now after meeting Zhang Lang, he is like a lost dog.
"Wait, the poisonous snake is gone, did I tell you to leave with the name Xu Wen?" Zhang Lang sneered and asked.
"You...... What else do you want......" Xu Wen didn't even have the strength to resist when he heard Zhang Lang's words, he saw that the poisonous snake didn't care about himself at the moment, and left quickly, as if the poisonous snake had nothing to do with him from beginning to end.
"I'm short of a car!" Zhang Lang said.
"Lack of car?" Xu Wen was stunned, what does Zhang Lang's lack of a car have to do with him.
"You don't understand what I mean? If you don't understand, you can die. Zhang Lang laughed.
"I understand, I understand......" I don't know why, hearing Zhang Lang's threat, Xu Wen's head suddenly seemed to be like a toilet that had been blocked for a long time, and he suddenly took a break, and hurriedly handed over his BMW car keys, which was the car I just bought with all the change this month, and I drove it once, but I didn't expect it to be sent out like this.
Xu Wen was very distressed, but when he gave it to Zhang Lang, he didn't dare to feel distressed at all. People who can't be provoked by poisonous snakes, he can't be provoked.
At this moment, looking at Gu Mengmeng, who was "affectionate" and "energetic" with Zhang Lang, Xu Wen didn't dare to let go.
Zhang Lang took the sky-blue BMW keychain, nodded, and said to Xu Wen lazily: "Get out, don't let me see you again, if you dare to entangle Mengmeng in the future, your four legs, oh no, are five legs, they will disappear." β
"Yes, yes, yes!" Xu Wen hurriedly turned around and left.
"It's not to go, I'm telling you to go." Zhang Lang took the key chain and blew it to confirm that it was correct.
"Yes...... yes" Xu Wentou didn't dare to reply, so he lay on the ground and rolled out of the crowd, like a mourning dog.
No one knows what Zhang Lang's identity is, but the person who can put the poisonous snake in a few words, and even make the poisonous snake willingly humiliate himself, is definitely not an ordinary person.
At least in Nancheng, it is the first time that a character like Zhang Lang has appeared.
The autumn wind is up.
The crowd dispersed.
Nancheng, the sky has changed.
"Honey, everyone is gone, let's go too." Gu Mengmeng took Zhang Lang's hand with indescribable satisfaction.
Unexpectedly, the tail that had been entangled with him for more than half a year was settled by Zhang Lang in a few words. Zhang Lang always seems to be so omnipotent, which may be the reason why his sister favors him so much and treats him differently.
"Hey, I said, everyone is far away, what kind of drama are you playing?" Zhang Lang had already let go of the hand holding Gu Mengmeng, but this girl had been sticking to him.
"No, Brother Zhang, will you be my boyfriend for a day today?" Gu Mengmeng came to Zhang Lang and raised her head and asked.
"Mengmeng, you don't have a fever, I don't want it, I was so miserable last time you and your sister flickered together, I don't want to do this kind of thing." Zhang Lang touched Gu Mengmeng's forehead and gently pushed her away.
"No...... Brother Zhang...... This time I really want to find you to be your boyfriend for a day......"
Speaking of what happened last time, Gu Mengmeng's face blushed, because of Gu Mengnan's "bad idea", which caused her to kiss Zhang Lang by mistake.
"No, Mengmeng, I have something today, and I still have to buy a mobile phone." Zhang Lang shook his head.
Gu Mengmeng's innocent and lovely appearance reminded Zhang Lang of Bai Xiaobai when he was a child, but Bai Xiaobai's temperament is more clear and dusty, like a fairy in Rui Palace.
"What? Brother Zhang, you're going to buy a mobile phone, okay, I'm just going to change a mobile phone, let's go together! Gu Mengmeng's eyes lit up when she heard Zhang Lang's words.
"Okay, let's go together, but I won't agree to your inexplicable request." Zhang Lang didn't easily agree before he figured out Gu Mengmeng's elf-like thoughts.
Last time in Gu Mengnan's office, it was this little girl who almost quarreled with Gu Mengnan, but fortunately, in the end, her domineering spirit shocked the audience.
However, at that time, he subconsciously regarded Gu Mengnan as his girlfriend, but he already had Bai Xiaobai, his fiancΓ©e...... I don't understand...... Don't want to......
"By the way, brother-in-law, do you need a car very much? If you need it, just use mine, why bother with that scoundrel? Gu Mengmeng asked, she couldn't understand why Zhang Lang would ask for a car with a scoundrel like Xu Wen.
"This one is of another use!" Zhang Lang also didn't explain to Gu Mengmeng, in his opinion, Gu Mengmeng was still a little girl and shouldn't bear too many things.
"Cut, God Mystery!" Gu Mengmeng said, approaching Zhang Lang very affectionately.
"Second Miss, don't come here......" Zhang Lang was speechless, with a wary face.
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Zhang Lang and Gu Mengmeng walked into RT-Mart shopping mall, and under Zhang Lang's repeated requests, Gu Mengmeng did not "move hands and feet" against Zhang Lang, but only held hands with his hands, instead of directly holding Zhang Lang with his body.
Regarding Zhang Lang's approach, Gu Mengmeng could only say: "Brother-in-law, don't take advantage of what you give for nothing, you are really arrogant!" β
Tsundere?
Zhang Lang smiled bitterly, he was afraid of being cheated by you, Miss Gu Er! None of the Gu sisters are fuel-efficient lamps.
"Sir, Miss, what do you need?" In RT-Mart mobile phone mall, the front desk lady warmly greeted guests.
"Give us a couple of the latest couple phones, if the quality is good, we'll take them all." Gu Mengmeng's words came out before Zhang Lang.
"Okay, the relationship between the two is really good, the couple's mobile phone must be very suitable." The front desk lady greeted the big family warmly when she saw it.
"Yes, yes, the relationship between me and my boyfriend is 'the mountains have no tombs, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunder and earthquakes, the summer rain and snow, the heaven and the earth are together, and they dare to be with the king'." Gu Mengmeng said generously.
"......" Zhang Lang couldn't cry or laugh, Gu Mengmeng was really fast to enter the play!
The young waiter at the front desk selected a few mobile phones for Zhang Lang, raised his head, and said with a smile: "You have a really good relationship, there are a few mobile phones suitable for young couples you can take a look, one is the white and pink Meizu M030, and this black and purple galaxys1, and the other is the white and black nokia deluxe version, how about the two of you?" β
It was actually Zhang Lang who came to pick up the phone, and Gu Mengmeng just said that he was here, so Gu Mengmeng pretended to look at the phone twice and handed it to Zhang Lang.
Zhang Lang glanced at the mobile phone, in fact, the appearance is almost the same, and the functions are similar, but one mobile phone is Finnish, and the other mobile phone is Korean, Zhang Lang didn't pick it: "It's just this Meizu M030." β
Support domestic production, this is Zhang Lang's view.
"These three were packaged and bought together." Gu Mengmeng waved her hand.
"Okay." The waiter at the front desk of the mobile phone was of course happy to hear Gu Mengnan's words, the more mobile phones are sold, the higher their achievements are, just these six mobile phones, her commission income can exceed 100 yuan today, which is a part-time student who comes to do work, the performance of 100 yuan a day is simply a mythical story that I can't imagine.
"You don't need so much, do you?" Zhang Lang asked.
"I don't need to keep it and use it together, come, let's use Brother Zhang first...... No, dear, you picked this Meizu M030, you use white, I use pink. Gu Mengmeng "sat on the ground and shared the spoils".
Zhang Lang has a headache, Gu Mengmeng is really full and doesn't know how hungry he is, and I was also stumped by a penny back then! However, the young lady of the Gu Group is used to being extravagant, and Zhang Lang can also understand it.
Understanding is understanding, but Zhang Lang's entanglement is another matter.
However, the tangled Zhang Lang still took over Gu Mengmeng's mobile phone, so he can't use it, right?
Originally, Zhang Lang still wanted to pay for it himself, but seeing Gu Mengmeng's high interest, he just let Miss Gu Er pay for himself.
In his hand, he held five mobile phones that Gu Mengmeng gave him: a white Meizu M030, two black and purple GalaxyS1, and two white and black new Nokia Deluxe Edition.
In Gu Mengmeng's words, it means that if the phone is broken in the future, come directly to Zhang Lang to ask for it.
Holding his mobile phone, Zhang Lang felt a little nouveau riche for a while. Originally, there was not a single mobile phone, but now five have been added in the morning.
The 1 million that Gu Mengnan gave himself was actually five months' salary in advance, and after removing the money, he actually had no salary, because in Gu's Group, let alone five months, he didn't even finish it for half a month.
"Come on, honey, here's your SIM card." Gu Mengmeng did things quickly, and after completing the payment, she quickly got a card for Zhang Lang, and while dividing the card, she said, "This is my card, oh, by the way, take your mobile phone, and I'll save my phone number." β
Zhang Lang reluctantly handed her the white Meizu M030, and Gu Mengmeng finished entering his number.
Zhang Lang took the phone, almost spurting out a mouthful of old blood, and the address book on it read, "My dearest girlfriend, adult."
"Hey, Mengmeng, this joke is too much, right?" After Zhang Lang finished speaking, he was going to revise it.
"Don't change it, anyway, only me and I know about this mobile phone, so keep it." Gu Mengmeng grabbed Zhang Lang's hand and stopped Zhang Lang.
"......" Forget it, after Gu Mengmeng leaves in a while, it's not too late to revise it, Zhang Lang didn't modify it at the moment.
Zhang Lang put his mobile phone in his trouser pocket and carried a plastic bag of mobile phones: "That, after buying my mobile phone, it's time for me to go to dinner." "It was about 11 o'clock, but it was still early for lunch.
"Okay, okay, I'll go with you." Gu Mengmeng held Zhang Lang's hand, just like a couple in love.
"Forget it, it's up to you." Zhang Lang shook his head helplessly, it's not that Gu Mengmeng doesn't look cute, on the contrary, Gu Mengmeng looks very cute and delicate, especially after dyeing her yellow hair back, she is as pure as the girl next door, who sees who is excited.
Zhang Lang and Gu Mengmeng just walked out of the door of RT-Mart side by side, and with a snap, the fireworks exploded on them.
What's going on?