Yi Fei looked mysterious and lowered his voice, "Don't be surprised when I say it, you have to keep it secret for me!" ”

Yi Lin disagreed, "Don't pretend to be a ghost, say it quickly!" ”

"I was just startled by the sound of the horn, and under the conditioned reflex, I used a kung fu!"

Yi Lin smiled disdainfully: "You just blow hard, we have been together almost since we were children, I don't know what you will do?" If you had kung fu, you wouldn't have been overwhelmed by me just now! ”

Yi Fei said mysteriously: "I'll tell you, don't say it, my kung fu is not a martial art, but a retreat technique, Qimen Dunjia, and the Five Elements Escape Method, do you know?" ”

"Rub, the more you talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes, is there still a spell? Shrinking the ground into inches? Land Soaring? ”

Yi Fei scratched the back of his head, "It's not as mysterious as you said, remember the Taoist priest in the Taoist temple on the mountain?" He is my master. ”

"You're talking about that white-bearded and white-haired old Taoist priest? Is it really that mysterious? That old man is a master? ”

Yi Fei nodded affirmatively, "Yes, my escape technique was taught to me by him." ”

Yi Lin didn't believe it at all, "Impossible, every time you go up the mountain, I take you there, when did he teach you, why don't I know?" ”

Yi Fei was anxious, "What I said is true, otherwise I wouldn't have seen it just now." ”

"Okay, then tell me, when did you learn it, and why did he only teach you, but not me?"

"Well, since we first met him, he has come to my house every now and then to teach me. I also asked the master why he didn't teach you, and he said that your qualifications were not suitable for learning his things, so he only taught me. Unfortunately, before I could learn anything, he left. ”

Yi Lin said indignantly: "Why can you learn, I can't learn, what did he teach you?" ”

Yi Fei sighed "depressedly", "I learned a retreat technique, and I am still half-hanging, if I hadn't been scared by you today, I don't know when I would be able to use it." ”

Yi Lin said strangely: "I've read so many novels, didn't I say that you need a basic tuna technique to learn everything?" Your master didn't teach you? ”

Yi Fei was really depressed, he didn't expect to make up a master and make up more things to fulfill his lies.

He pretended to sigh helplessly, Yi Lin didn't urge, and waited quietly, Yi Fei's words were enough for him to digest for a while.

"My master said that I was suitable for practicing his exercises, but I practiced the Tuna Kung Fu he taught for several months to no avail. The master was disappointed, so he taught me the art of retreat, and asked me to practice diligently, maybe I could save my life in a critical situation, and then he left. ”

Yi Lin sighed, "I didn't expect that we actually have a legendary master here, you are better, at least there is a half-baked escape technique, but I haven't caught anything." ”

Yi Fei smiled: "Whatever, even if we don't learn magical skills, we are not happy every day." ”

Yi Lin was shocked, and then smiled: "What I said is that as long as you live happily, you can do anything." However, Xiaofei, can you tell me what your master taught you, I still don't give up, maybe he is blind, and he doesn't see you accurately. ”

Yi Fei was even more depressed, thought for a while and said: "Originally, the master didn't allow me to say it, but since you want to try, I'll tell you, but I have to wait for a while, I haven't practiced for eight or nine years, those mantras or something, I've long forgotten them, I'll remember these two days." ”

Yi Lin hurriedly said: "Forget it, don't think about it, when the time comes, what you take out will train your brother to be a fool, then it won't be cost-effective." My brother worked hard, and finally saved some money, and he had a beautiful wife, and he made himself stupid, wouldn't he be cheaper than others. In this case, you can tell me about that retreat. ”

Yi Fei said with a "wry smile": "This is not good, my master directly asked me to know, but I don't know how to practice." ”

"Then there's always a formula, a formula or something, right?"

Yi Fei smiled, "Brother Lin, you have read too many novels, how can you have any formulas, when I just disappeared, I had time to read the formulas?" Got time to pose? I don't know what other people are like, although my retreat technique is rarely effective, but I don't use any mantra every time I use it. I really can't tell you that. ”

Yi Lin sighed in disappointment, "It seems that I am not lucky, but Xiaofei, you are a pity, why didn't you work hard at that time!" ”

Seeing Yi Fei's depressed appearance, Yi Lin said: "Don't talk about this, go to my house first, if you go back like this now, I'm afraid you will be scolded." ”

Yi Fei finally passed the test in confusion, breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Hehe, if I go back like this, it will definitely not be me who will be scolded." ”

"Count yourself ruthless, wait until you come to my place to take a shower, change your clothes and go back."

Yi Fei nodded, took out the phone and said hello to the family, "Is it Dad?" I met Ringo on the way, and he had to take me to him,......, I came back from dinner. ”

……

"I know, I won't get drunk, don't you know what your son is like, three or two bottles of beer will be done."

Yi Lin heard his uncle teach his son a lesson, and he was on the side, Yi Fei couldn't drink, he knew.

Before going to college, Yi Fei never drank alcohol. I started drinking after the college entrance examination, and I just drank beer, and this guy couldn't drink beer, and after three or four bottles, he fainted.

He secretly wondered if he would let his brother drink liquor tonight. I heard Yi Fei say into the phone: "Something happened yesterday, I'll explain to you when I come back." ”

Yi Lin didn't know that Yi Fei couldn't drink beer, but he was very good at drinking liquor, he had never drunk alcohol before, and he was easy to get drunk when he drank beer. But when I was in college, the first time I drank liquor, I scared my roommates, and this guy drank liquor like water!

Seeing Yi Fei hang up the phone, Yi Lin asked with concern, "What happened yesterday?" ”

Yi Fei said vaguely: "I met a thief yesterday, and my mobile phone and wallet were stolen. My dad was just asking why he couldn't get through to me on the phone last night, and today I still used a pay phone to call back. ”

Yi Lin was shocked and asked, "Then where did you get the money to take the car?" Also, where did you get your phone? Do you have a mobile phone but use public language? ”

Yi Fei smiled, there are still eight mobile phones in the bag, I don't know what the situation will be if Brother Lin knows, of course, he can only think about it, "Brother Lin really underestimated me, although we lost a broken phone, but we earned an S4, my friend knew about me, not only gave me a mobile phone, but also a sum of money, I also earned it." As for the problem of public telephone, how to make a call without a mobile phone card. ”

Yi Lin nodded, "Brother, it's not that my brother said you, outside, the favor account is the most difficult to repay, you better not take advantage of it." ”

"Thank you, Brother Lin, I understand, I have planned it, and I will return the money to them after the holiday, although I still owe favors, but it is not so serious."

Yi Lin was relieved, "It's good that you understand." ”

When they arrived at Yi Lin's house, Yi Lin made a lame excuse, saw a squirrel on the road, and the two of them caught the squirrel, but unfortunately they didn't catch it, but they disappointed the little nephew of Yi Lin's family.

After taking a shower and changing clothes, Yi Fei reluctantly picked up the liquor, and the sister-in-law was still complaining about her husband's bad at first, but then she looked at her husband staggering with tears and laughter, and pointed at Yi Fei, "Little ~~ Fei, you ~~ learn ~~ bad ~ , actually~~ this~~, like this~ whole brother." ”

Yi Fei smiled evilly and said, "Hehe, I didn't make it bad, you insisted on drinking liquor." ”

In the worship of the little nephew and the laughter and scolding of the sister-in-law, Yi Fei stepped out of the gate with high spirits.

Yi Fei couldn't do it, Yi Lin was obviously curious about his "escape technique", and he almost asked a few times, and as a last resort, he could only use wine to gag his mouth.