The school leader only walked three classes, and he couldn't go on, so he called the head teacher together, with a blue face, and asked one by one: "Class 1, how many of you came?" ”

Ban Ren was so ashamed that he only sat on a half-pulled chair: "12, count, count, count me." ”

"Look at your little bit of talent, count you, count you, you can smooth out the folds of your old face, count you." The headmaster said as he wrote down the numbers in his notebook.

Hahahaha...... The class teachers couldn't help but laugh.

"Second class, what about you?" The headmaster's anger grew.

“……”

"Second class, how many of you?" The headmaster's voice was louder.

"Nine' nine." The head teacher of the second class is about to stick his head in the crotch of his pants.

Hearing that some classes were smaller than their own numbers, the head teacher of the first class suddenly became energetic.

The principal put down the pen, he was really speechless, he didn't know what to say, he urged the old man for a long time, and then pointed to the 6 classes and said, "Tell me, what do you want me to say?" How do you educate your students? Huh? Students have been in school for three years, so it's always okay to contribute to the school, right? Well? It's always okay to make a contribution to your hometown, right? ”

A few squad members were ashamed and unconvinced, but they didn't dare to say anything, they couldn't give orders directly, they could only rely on hints, this kind of work was too difficult to do.

The more the principal talked, the more angry he became, and the names fell one by one: "Class 3, even if you come to 20, this scene is beautiful, right?" ”

"Class 4, what are you thinking about all day long? Class 5、Huh? Class six, I'm not in the mood to talk about you. ”

Class 6 Ban Ren didn't dare to say anything, although he said that all the students in the class had signed up, but he didn't see the number of people, and he didn't dare to say big things, so he had to text messages with his hair down.

The principal saw that the head teacher of Class 6 was actually sending a text message with his hair down, and he became even more angry, knocked on the desk, and drank sternly: "Class 6! What for? I'm having a meeting here, can I respect some people? There are so many people who come to work, and they have a meeting to fiddle with a broken mobile phone, and their psychological quality is good. ”

"Oh, principal, I'm texting and asking how many class presidents are here."

"Look, I don't know how many have come so far, just a class like you, ten can come, and I will offer you as an ancestor."

"Oh, Headmaster, there are three ......"

"Hahaha," the other five class teachers were happy, and even the second class teacher was angry, don't look at the small number of people, there are fewer than themselves.

The principal was speechless, he raised his finger and said to the sixth class teacher: "This month's class fee has been deducted." ”

"Headmaster, I mean, there are three of us in my class who didn't come."

"What? What do you mean? "Nobody understood.

Class 6 Ban Ren couldn't help but smile, and said in a deliberately low voice: "It's all because I didn't do my job properly, although I thought of a lot of ways, but there were still three students who didn't come, and we only came 67 now." ”

"Dead old Liu, you can't blow it to death?" The other five classes scolded at the same time.

"67? How dare you fool you, if you can come 67, I'll die. ”

The principal was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became nervous, he glared at Class 6 and shouted, "To be honest, did you force the order?" To tell you, I'd rather be embarrassed by this event than have a group visit. ”

"No, no, I signed a voluntary book." Class 6 Banren's lips still couldn't cover his teeth a little.

"Principal, do you still deduct my homeroom fee?" Class 6 Ban Ren weakly squeezed the principal.

The principal stood up suddenly, and the other five classes also stood up, and they hurried to the playground, where the whole graduating class was gathering in line, and the other classes were standing with a few people, and the sixth class was not well, neatly piled up.

"Oh, damn it, Lao Liu, how did you fix it?" The five classes were all stupid.

Lao Liu didn't do it anymore, he turned his head and pointed to a few class Ren, and said, "What did you say just now?" Does talking count? me, give me death! ”

The five classes closed their mouths in unison, their heads almost stuck in their crotches.

The headmaster had something to say this time, pointing to the five people and reprimanding: "You all open your eyes and see, what is ability!" What is a level! Learn from others, how to do a good job in the new era, the new situation, and the new normal! ”

The second class class suddenly spoke in a daze: "Headmaster, didn't you just say that if there are ten in the sixth class, you will treat him as an ancestor?" ”

The principal choked up for a moment, but fortunately he reacted quickly enough, and then said: "Yes, the commander-in-chief of today's event is Lao Liu." ”

Lao Liu, who has never been an official, straightened his waist, held his head high, and was very angry. He knew that this face was sent to him by Hossi, and from then on he paid more attention to Hossi.

The whole school with six classes as the core, formed a large class, the red flag exhibition place in the ruins of a lot of red flags, at half past 9, the above people, the Municipal Youth League Committee, the Municipal Education Bureau in the District Youth League Committee, the District Education Bureau led by the accompaniment, came to the event site, although the number of people is not ideal, but there is better than nothing, besides, they also know that under the new situation, such activities are not easy to organize, so, the leaders are basically satisfied, the city spoke, and then began to work.

The TV reporter asked the school to send a student to say a few words to the camera, and the school was naturally embarrassed to take the credit, and the public recommended Miao Shuang to say a few words on behalf of the students.

Miao Shuang, who has often been active on the podium since she was a child, naturally talked eloquently in front of the camera, she said: "The disaster is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no backbone to carry the disaster, the home can collapse, but the spirit cannot collapse, as long as the spirit does not collapse, the home can only be better." After the earthquake, all parts of the country extended a helping hand, but we can't be the ones who can't help them. Especially our young people, since childhood by the whole society care, after the earthquake, the party and the government as soon as possible to return to our class, we should have a grateful heart, should repay the society, pass on a positive energy, we still have a year to graduate, we not only have to graduate in the classroom of knowledge, but also in the classroom of morality. ”

The camera reporter found a relatively quiet occasion and asked Miao Shuang to face Mike and record the simultaneous sound. They were behind the city leaders, the city leaders were learning from the principal about the situation of the school, as well as the loss of the school in the earthquake, so they listened to Miao Shuang's words word for word, the secretary of the Youth League Committee suddenly turned around, looked at Miao Shuang intently, and after Miao Shuang finished the recording, the secretary of the Youth League Committee beckoned Miao Shuang to him, asked some basic information, and let her go.

Then the secretary of the Youth League Committee looked at her back and thought for a while, and then asked the principal: "Who prepared her speech?" Get the guy who was going to prepare the speech. ”

The principal hurriedly looked for the head teacher, but the head teacher didn't know anything, and said: "It's what she said, we don't know about being on TV." ”

The secretary of the Youth League Committee nodded and kept praising him: "It's too good, it's too good." ”

The principal didn't know why, and he didn't dare to ask, so he stood stupidly, and then the secretary of the Youth League Committee told him: "There is a speech contest in the city in the second half of this year, and I asked her to participate in it by name, and if she behaves well, we will let her participate in the city's top ten youths." ”

The principal was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, he knew that Miao Shuang's opportunity had come.

What surprised him even more, the director of education said: "When I take the high school entrance examination, give me her file, and we will ensure that she will be admitted to the city." ”

The secretary of the Municipal Youth League Committee nodded and said, "Yuan Bureau, you are doing the right thing, education should change, and you can't just look at the scores." ”

Yuan Ju nodded and said, "Yes, I heard what this little girl said just now, it's really amazing, what is this called?" This is called speaking out of the mouth, and there is a book of poetry in the belly. ”

The principal was a little dizzy, but he knew that if there was such a student in the school who made the city leaders pay attention, then the school would also have merit.

After the city leaders left, the principal called Miao Yuyu as soon as possible, and said, "Brother, congratulations, you really have a good girl." ”

At half past eleven o'clock in the afternoon, when it was time for lunch break, it was time to start lunch, and the students of several other classes took out their lunches from their backpacks, but the students of class 6 had empty hands and did not bring anything.

The principal is a little worried, you don't bring food for such heavy manual labor, and the students are hungry, and it will be a **.

He hurriedly came to the head teacher, and the first sentence was: "Lao Liu, how did you fix it?" Didn't it tell you that the event was held for a day? Why don't you let students bring meals? ”

The head teacher smiled and pointed to a tricycle: "Oh, isn't that coming?" Oh, and to tell you the truth, our lunches are sponsored. "Someone sponsored? Is it an old seedling? “

The head teacher smiled and shook his head: "No." “

The principal was not generally surprised, he nodded at the head teacher and said, "You really have you, you can actually get sponsorship for such an activity." “

When the other head teachers saw it, they couldn't help but widen their eyes and said, "If you don't accept it, you can't do it, this kid has a way." “

In two rounds, everyone took it, I really didn't accept it, Lao Liu's handwriting is different, and the realm is not in the same rank.

The third aunt casually tied a scarf, dressed plainly and elegantly, and together with the cook, she personally came to deliver lunch to He Xi.

He Xi had already greeted him, arranged the tricycle in one place, and the eyes of the whole school looked at the third aunt, and in the eyes of the whole school, the third aunt only blushed slightly, but she was generous and prepared the meal in an orderly manner.

Yin Banggui ran over and asked He Xi mysteriously, "Who are you that sister?" “

Yes, many people pricked up their ears and wanted to know the answer, He Xi was inexplicable, and said, "She is my third aunt, what's wrong?" “

Wow, your third aunt is so beautiful! The eyes of the whole class looked at Hossi, and those boys were almost envious.

Who is blessed to have such a star-like third aunt!

Even those teachers are swallowing saliva at the moment.

Those girls said secretly: "No wonder He Xi walked up to us, didn't look at us, and looked at the third aunt of the other family, and then he knew what was beautiful." “

Lunch was delivered, and the rice was a box of rice, one yellow and one white. The dish is a scrambled egg with tomatoes and a fried cabbage with fungus. In addition, there are several giveaways: "Half a kilogram of rice, a small box of fungus, half a kilogram of flour." “

Everyone looked at the giveaways in their hands suspiciously, and they organized an event to sponsor lunches and give some food, but they had never seen such a giveaway, this was no longer sponsorship, it was obviously a gift.

Everyone didn't know what medicine was sold in He Xicchini, and at this time, He Xi couldn't care about eating, so he found a high place and began to speak. "I'm the lunch sponsor of this event, and for the sake of eating my food, listen to me, and everyone will listen to me while eating, and if anyone is inattentive while I speak, then I will be charged."

Everyone laughed. "My hometown is in the northeast, southeast of the Black Province, 40 kilometers from Vladivostok, Russia, we are only separated from Russia by a small river, this small river is called the Hubutu River, only a few meters wide, when we go fishing in the summer, if you feel that this position is not very good, want to change the position, just jump like this, on the stone over there, then you have to be careful, because you may have gone abroad." "Hahaha......" the students laughed, and the scene described by Hossi was amused.

Someone else asked, "What kind of river are you talking about?" "Hubutu River." Hosea told him patiently. "What? Confused or not? “

He Xi was anxious to talk about the following content, so he nodded perfunctorily and said, "Well, it's just not confused." “

Hahaha, everyone is happier. "It's such a small river, and whoever has the courage to pollute it would not dare to pollute it, because that would cause international disputes. And my home is on the bank of this river, this Hetao area is about 40 square kilometers, all black humus, half a meter below is volcanic lava, our county is the warmest county in the province, and this Hetao Plain is the warmest county in the county, it is in such a place, with the warmest climate, with the most special soil, with the purest water irrigation, in a year, to grow such a crop of rice, do you say this rice can not be delicious? ”

"Why?" One student asked dumbly.

"Do you need to ask? If you finish primary school in one year or first grade in three years, who has more solid knowledge? "Hossi wonders how someone is so brain-dead.

The students laughed again.

"The sad thing is that our small Hetao is too small, it can only produce 100,000 catties a year, and those big merchants eat our rice and come to do this business, but the output is too small, they can't do it, so the price of our rice is very low,......"

Before he finished speaking, a nearby merchant interjected from afar: "Little brother, how much is your rice a catty?" ”

"The cheap rice is 3 yuan, and the high-end ones are all worth the money, well, there is also rice, you can taste it." He Xi was very generous, and the merchant was not polite, so he came over and took a box.

Being disturbed by her like this, He Xi forgot what to say, and at this time, someone asked, "Why are these steamed buns two colors?" ”

He Xidao: "Good question, the white ones are the local ones I bought, the steamed buns are steamed with Chinese flour, and the light yellow ones are steamed with Russian flour." I'll just tell you one thing, the Russians are absolutely strict with food, their restaurants, not a single fly. They have large tracts of land, each planted for one year and abandoned for three years, so they definitely don't need to use chemical fertilizers. Absolutely no pesticides are used. ”

Someone was not convinced: "What's the use of what you say so well?" How white do you see domestic noodles? You see their faces are yellow, and they have no appetite when they see it. ”

He Xi smiled and said, "Don't you know that Chinese flour uses additives?" There is a mountain near Yanjing, which has been hollowed out, and all the talcum powder in it has been added to the flour, don't you know? The reason why I buy a Chinese flour steamed bun is to let you taste it and compare it. ”

Before the words fell, someone immediately exclaimed: "It's delicious, oh, Russian flour is really delicious, fragrant, chewy, and lubricated, I don't want to stop my mouth after eating, but unfortunately, how can I give one?" ”

Her words immediately drew echoes, and many students stood up and showed off to the students in other classes: "It's delicious, I haven't eaten such a good steamed bun yet." ”

At this time, the students in the other classes couldn't sit still, so Hula stood up and asked, "Is there any more?" Let's try it! ”

It's a pity, there are still more than a dozen steamed buns left, and the head teacher, Lao Liu, saw that things were not good, so he hurriedly left them for the principal and other teachers.

The principal took the steamed bun, laughed before he could eat it, and after a while, he was still unsatisfied, and said, "This kid is really a character." He turned his eyes to look at Lao Liu and said, "It seems that there are going to be two characters in your class." ”

At this time, there was another person who didn't buy Hossy's account at all, and her good-looking eyes were looking at Hossy: "Shameless, really shameless, I thought he was really kind, it turned out that he took advantage of this event, shameless, shameless is obvious." ”

After speaking, she took a vicious bite of the steamed bun, and then said: "Eat, don't eat in vain, I will eat him to death." ”