Chapter 5 Three Ducks

Isn't Superman outside the cockpit? This is too subversive of people's worldview, flying side by side with Superman, did I cross over, or did Superman cross over? Looking at the instruments in front of me, all of them are normal; Wireless signal, no problem. It seems that Superman who has crossed over, how can he be a yellow man and carry three ducks in his hands? Could it be that Superman has stopped a conspiracy of duckmen to invade Earth?

Before the fighter pilot was stunned, Ling Xiao had already flown over the community where Yue Qian's rental house was located, and he disappeared from everyone's eyes and radar with a sharp fall.

Tonight was crazy.

Of course, it wasn't for Ling Xiao, he did his own thing according to the way the immortals behaved, completely ignoring the thoughts of mortals.

On the other side of the curtain, Yue Qian is still working hard as an anchor, today her ancient costume makes the audience have a refreshing feeling, all kinds of rewards continue, and the rising income makes her reluctant to go to the toilet, naturally she doesn't know that Ling Xiao has flown around outside, and caused a series of reactions.

In the kitchen, the three water ducks were bloodied and rinsed, and various spices were also prepared, including those collected on Lingxiao Road and those found in Yue Qian's kitchen. The ingredients are sorted into different categories, and you can make a variety of delicious foods just by turning on the fire.

But...... Why is there no stove here!

There are all pots and pans, and Yue Qian must be cooking in them, but where is the stove? Have mortals already invented tools that can be done without open fire? It's just that there are so many strange things in the kitchen, which one is heated?

Ling Xiao looked around the kitchen and didn't find anything like a stove, "Mortals are really terrible, those mortals who mistakenly broke into the immortal mansion before were like me, I still watched it with relish at the time, but now how can it be reversed, I can't even find the stove used by mortals, it's too embarrassing for immortals." But think I can't cook without a stove? ”

In the past, in the Heavenly Palace, Ling Xiao, who took voyeurism as his first hobby, broke through the thirty-three prohibitions laid by the God of Food and lurked in the kitchen of the Heavenly Palace for a hundred years in order to steal the craft of the God of Food, and finally learned the craft of the God of Food, and there are too many ways to cook without a stove.

He took out a porcelain bowl, picked up a few spices and put them in it, crushed them with divine power, poured in a little honey and stirred well, and then grabbed it from the air, and a beating flame appeared in his palm, this is the heavenly fire, which burns filthy things. Put the heavenly fire into the bowl, the heavenly fire has no roots and half floats in the juice, in the burning of the heavenly fire, the earth yin gas in the spices is burned clean, and even the year of the spices has grown for a hundred years under the moisture of the heavenly fire, and the pure fragrance is immediately emanated.

Before the aroma dissipated, Ling Xiao wiped it on the marble table with a kitchen knife, splashed a few sparks to ignite a piece of paper, and then he quickly grabbed the fire and threw it into the bowl. The earth fire entered the porcelain bowl and the juice quickly boiled, Ling Xiao shook quickly, and finally the juice shrunk into a pellet.

Ling Xiao took out the pill, the brown pill was translucent, and the heavenly fire in the center was quietly burning to protect the essence of the spice, and the earth fire kept rotating around the heavenly fire in the pill.

Looking at the color of the pellets and smelling the smell of the pellets, Ling Xiao was very satisfied and buried the pellets in the belly of a duck, and wrapped them in lotus leaves and placed them on a porcelain plate.

The first course is done.

Then Ling Xiao took another duck, made the sauce according to the method just now, and evenly spread it on the inside and outside of the duck. Then a trick was cast to make the duck float in the air, and then an empty plate was taken and placed under the duck. After doing this, Ling Xiao found a few pieces of paper, tore out a few villains in three or two, and used duck feathers to stick duck blood to draw the facial features of the villain's mouth and nose.

The paper people first bowed to Ling Xiao three times, and then kept turning the ducks. Ling Xiao put a flame on a piece of white paper and put it on the plate under the duck, and the duck immediately crackled and continued to ooze out the grease, and the grease dripped down and became hard in an instant, and it clanged on the plate.

This is a cold fire, forging tendons, bones, and flesh, and ordinary people are immediately burned into ice sculptures when they touch it, and even immortals are unwilling to touch it. If you want to control the cold fire, it is best to use cold jade, but Ling Xiao doesn't have cold jade at hand now, so he has to use paper instead, anyway, it's just a dish, and it's not fighting with other immortals.

The second dish is first roasted by a paper man, and the follow-up work needs to be done after the duck is cooked.

Then came the third duck, skinned and boneless, leaving only the fine flesh, which was broken into pieces with mana. Yellow essence and poria cocos are cut into cubes, burned with natural fire to remove impurities to stimulate medicinal properties, and put them into the soup pot together with minced meat, extract rootless water and inject them into the pot, take lotus leaves and cover them on the water surface, and cover the pot with a lid. Then a ban was placed on the pot, one to prevent the aura from overflowing, the second to prevent the soup pot from exploding, and finally Ling Xiao forced the sun to burn the soup pot with both palms.

The sun was really hot, and the soup pot was instantly roasted into a liquid state, but with the prohibition protection set by Ling Xiao, the soup pot still maintained its original shape. The pot is filled with rootless water, which does not touch everything, and the rootless water does not stick to the wall of the pot in the pot, and there is also a layer of air film between it and the minced meat and spices.

Of course, no fire can touch rootless water, and it is impossible to boil rootless water, but rootless water is restrained by the true fire of the sun. The true fire of the sun penetrated through the walls of the pot, and the rootless water was boiled and mixed with various food and spices.

In a few moments, the third course is ready.

At the same time, the roast duck was also fully cooked, and the paper man carried the duck and put it in front of Ling Xiao.

The cold-fired roast duck is crystal clear like jade, without a little greasy fragrance, and slowly emitted. Ling Xiao picked up the kitchen knife and slashed at the duck, and the frozen duck meat was as thin as paper with the blade, and the rolls of pink duck meat were stacked into a high tower shape, which was very beautiful.

At eleven o'clock, Yue Qian finally finished today's work, and after saying goodbye to the audience, she turned off the computer, and then the hunger immediately surged, and she had not eaten anything from noon to now.

I don't know if there are eggs and noodles at home, I really don't want to move, for the sake of today's income, let's go out to eat at night. It's just that it's so late, and my sister is so beautiful, what should I do if I run into a bad guy? Can you only order takeout, and you have to eat such a greasy thing when you are about to go to bed, which is really bad for your skin. Ah! You can't let my sister go to bed hungry!

That's right, it seems that my sister picked up a master today, and the nervous man who claims to be the Lingxiao Treasure Hall seems to be in good shape?

Yue Qian opened the curtain and saw that there was no one on the sofa, and the TV was lit there, so she was shocked, and she was about to chase after the door. But when my hand touched the doorknob, I heard a sound in the kitchen.

Then she saw Ling Xiao walking out with an apron and a plate of what looked like mutton shabu, and then heard him smile and say, "I made something and eat it together?" ”

Yue Qian maintained the posture of pulling the doorknob, watching Ling Xiao bring out plates of food from his kitchen in ancient costumes, her heart was hot and her face turned crimson, "It's over, it's over, my sister just can't see a man cooking, especially for a man who is so handsome and wears an ancient costume with such charm and holds a plate, he has no defense." What if he lights a candle and pours red wine, my sister's body is already weak, is my sister's self-indestructible heart fortress so vulnerable, is my sister about to ** in his hands, the most important thing is ...... Where did he get the meat, in order to maintain his figure, my sister never put meat at home. ”

Yue Qian hurriedly ran over and pointed to the three plates of what looked like meat products on the table, and her opponent Ling Xiao asked loudly, "What is this?" ”

Ling Xiao put the two chopsticks away and replied, "Duck meat." ”

"Where did you get it? You don't have any money, do you? ”

"It doesn't cost money to catch it."

"Caught? Where is it? When? ”

"Not long ago, I caught it in Poyang Lake, and I want to say that this duck is the fattest in Poyang Lake, and when it was in the sky, it was ......."

"Stop, stop, stop......" Yue Qian understood, Ling Xiao must have gone out while he was the anchor, and he also stole someone's duck in the artificial lake in the nearby park, "Didn't I say you couldn't go out?" You still steal other people's ducks, but there is surveillance in the park, and tomorrow the police will definitely come to the door, you have the amulet for acute transient mental disorder, I don't have it. ”

Ling Xiao said nonchalantly: "If you don't ask me to go out, why can't I go out, the Jade Emperor can't control me, what kind of immortal rank are you?" What kind of amulet for acute transient mental disorder of yours, I don't have it, and I don't need it, I can eat whatever I want, don't care if this duck is a master or not, I am willing to eat it as a blessing for it, and after it is reincarnated, it will definitely be put into a rich and noble family. ”

Yue Qian found that she was speechless by the other party's refutation, so she said don't quarrel with neurosis, they will stimulate you into a neuropathy, lower your IQ, and then use experience to win.

As for the ducks, what to do?

Eat! Anyway, it has been killed and turned into vegetables, Yue Qian doesn't believe that Ling Xiao has the ability to turn these into live ducks and return them to others, tomorrow the police uncle, Ling Xiao will definitely not be able to come up with the money, and the money will have to be compensated by himself, so he will earn a little if he eats a little now.

Believing that these duck meat already belonged to her, Yue Qian sat on the sofa with her buttocks, picked up a piece of roast duck roll with chopsticks and smelled it curiously......

Thinking of Ling Xiao's head, she suddenly found that she seemed to ignore the most important thing: "This is duck meat?" ”

"Of course."

"How can duck meat look like this, even if you freeze it in the refrigerator, it can't be so hard after cutting it into paddles, these are stones, although these fleshy stones, I feel surprised and think it's very magical, but you tell me to eat, you treat me as sick."

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