When the celebrities present heard Lu Xiaobu's words, their faces changed.

"Lu Sheng, this is a master!"

"yes, you can't say that, it's art. ”

"Don't say that. ”

“......”

Today's welcome meeting was held for Lu Xiaobu, how could they not know Lu Xiaobu.

So they were all whispered persuasions, and they didn't dare to scold loudly at all.

Chen Kun was helpless: "Brother Lu, didn't you promise me to respect the master a little." ”

"Respect a chicken, what kind of master is he?"

Lu Xiaobu sneered: "Pretend to be crazy and stupid, charlatan." ”

"Don't use your ignorance as your capital, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!" Ge Wen roared at Lu Xiaobu.

"I don't understand, okay, I can't understand, you can explain it to me!"

Lu Xiaobu was so angry that he actually said that he was ignorant.

"You don't deserve to be interpreted by me. Let's wait until you improve your realm!"

Ge Wen said coldly.

"I have to improve the realm?!"

Lu Xiaobu's eyes narrowed.

And at this time.

"Wang!"

The second cargo suddenly screamed and jumped out of Su Luoxue's arms.

Pulled Lu Xiaobu's trouser leg.

"What's wrong?"

Lu Xiaobu looked at the second cargo and asked.

"Woohoo!"

The second cargo screamed, raised his eyes to look at the so-called art, and then looked at the ground.

That means - look at me.

"What? You want to have an art too?"

Lu Xiaobu was happy: "Okay, let's be like some people who can't interpret their own works, I'll explain it to you." ”

"Wang!"

The second cargo nodded.

After the call, the second goods stood up, revealing the little dingding.

Swish!

Start peeing.

Lu Xiaobu immediately began to exaggerate the dubbing on the side: "There has been! There has been! Peeing! You heard it right, it's peeing! My family's second goods are peeing! Okay!"

Lu Xiaobu's voice was extremely high, as if he had seen some peerless treasure.

The voice echoed in the box, and the faces of all the stars changed.

It's a slap in the face!

When Ge Wen was engaged in art, they also shouted the same.

This Lu Xiaobu is too free-willing!

Everyone is welcoming him today, but he slaps everyone in the face?!

And that's not the end of it.

The second goods, only after eating that god-level dog food, have become less like a dog.

It's not just peeing this time.

Instead, he ran while peeing.

Urine spilled on the ground.

"See? This is the legendary humanoid self-propelled cannon, look at this ink pen, look at this line, every stroke is natural. ”

Lu Xiaobu continued to talk serious nonsense on the side.

Isn't it just bragging!Who's afraid of whom!?

Master?!Lao Tzu can't be sarcastic about you!?

Let me elevate the realm?

You and my family are in the same realm!

Maybe it's not as good as my second goods!

"Good!"

Zhang Meng: They are also cheering.

They shouted.

"Good!"

"Great!"

"This is art!"

“......”

This shout made everyone's faces turn green.

Chen Kun is no exception.

This is simply a slap in the face of the undisguised Chiguoguo!

Especially that Ge Wen was even more angry: "Nonsense! Bastard! You are insulting art, you don't deserve to be here." ”

"Wow!"

The second cargo showed a smug smile and continued to paint.

"Good!"

"Good!"

"Great!"

“......”

In the beginning, the faces of the stars were green.

But slowly, their faces changed, and they became suspicious.

"This ......"

"Hey, it looks like, but it looks like ......"

"Isn't it!"

"Awesome!"

“......”

Because what is presented to them at this moment is no longer a messy graffiti, but gradually appearing in shape.

......

Soon.

The second cargo shuddered and shook his body.

The painting is over.

What is presented in front of you at this moment is a landscape map!

Although there are still many flaws.

But everybody's got it!

This is indeed a landscape map!

A landscape drawing by a dog with urine.

They looked at the picture, and then they looked at the shitty painting of the master, no, it was calligraphy.

Suddenly, a sensation called egg pain appeared!

Although they don't want to admit it.

But!

It seems like......

The dog ......

Painted ......

It's really better than Gowen!

After all, at least they understood!

As a result, their eyes became strange.

"Woohoo!"

The second cargo is finished, not counted, and provoked Ge Wen, barking at him for a while.

"My second family said, grandson, see if my painting is better than yours. ”

Lu Xiaobu acted as a translator.

"Nonsense! Let's not talk about the bullshit that is not drawn! What you just said is simply a personal attack on me by the words of a dog, and I will sue you!"

Ge Wenwen was about to go crazy, and the circle of hair on his head exploded.

"Personal attack? Do you think I have the kung fu to personally attack you? What I said just now is just the original words of my second family. ”

Lu Xiaobu sneered, and then looked at the second goods: "Is it, the second goods?"

"Wow!"

The second cargo nodded in agreement.

"Poof!"

The stars are crazy.

"Oh my God! Lu Sheng, you can communicate with your dog?!"

"A dog, and so humane?"

"Lu Sheng, you're amazing!"

“......”

"Woohoo!"

The second cargo was dissatisfied and called again.

"My second family said, please don't change the subject, how about returning to art itself? ”

Lu Xiaobu said with a smile.

The stars are crazy.

God is so special to return to art itself!

God is you fast!

You know it's a picture made with urine!

Ge Wen went crazy: "Art? You don't deserve to say the word art! This is not called art! Because it is worthless!"

"Okay, how do you think you embody value?"

Lu Xiaobu asked with a sneer.

"Although money and other mundane things will pollute art, but money is indeed the most valuable thing, my calligraphy was bought by someone for two million just now, what about yours?"

Ge Wen said with red eyes.

He was embarrassed to be thrown to his grandmother's house today.

It's okay to be despised by others!

I was so despised by a dog!

If he didn't get that breath back, he felt like he was going to have a heart attack.

"Two million?"

The corners of Lu Xiaobu's mouth hooked up a sneer: "Compare money with me?" Forget it, I won't smash you with money, and the province will say that I am a bully." I'm going to put my words here today, my second hand sells this painting for 5 million, does anyone buy it?"

"Five million? You want to sell it for five hundred and five?! Hahaha, you're crazy!"

Ge Wen immediately grabbed the words and began to laugh wildly.

He felt like he had finally grabbed the other person's handle!

He won!

He believed that there was absolutely no one who would be stupid enough to spend money to buy a pair of paintings drawn by dogs with urine, and they were almost dry.

However......

He was the only one laughing in the whole scene.

PS: Okay. You all guessed it right! I throw in the towel

(End of chapter)