26 Past: The hornet's nest incident
The fifth brother stood up and made way for Fang Yuan, he nodded, turned around and closed the door again, holding the Buddha beads in both hands and said "Amitabha", and walked out of the courtyard door step by step.
I buried my head in my knees, trembling and unable to speak.
Who are these people!
"Hey, who is this little monk?" The second brother touched my foot with his foot, and I stood up like a cat that had encroached on my territory, and I glared at him, and he smiled lightly and with a flat face.
Repeated: "Who is this little monk?" ”
Amitabha, the Buddha is clear, I should relax and not worry about them, don't worry about them.
In fact, the two of us came out of the same belly, and afterwards we had a tacit understanding again to discuss how to capture the hornet's nest, but this time we discussed it in our own room before we passed.
In the morning, it was the time for Fang Yuan to preside over the morning class, at this time he was usually not in the courtyard, and it was rare for the White Horse Temple to get a little monk, because they all went to the main hall to meditate and cultivate, no, no, no, it was practice.
If you look carefully, you will find that there are two sneaky people wrapped in zongzi under the corridor, one tall and one short, only two eyes are exposed all over the body, and there is a long bamboo pole in his hand, yes, these two people are me and my fifth brother, the five princes of the Jin Kingdom, we will use this bamboo pole to lay down the hornet's nest in the courtyard of the temple host, and then take it to the back mountain to roast pheasants to eat.
"How do you fight?" I carefully peeled off a little of the thin material around my eyes, looked at my second brother and asked.
He exhaled "snort", as if he was stuffy, I secretly laughed, who called the man's clothes are solid brocade, dyspnea should be, he pulled a hole in the place where he breathed, and "hummed" heavily.
"Then you ask me, how do I know? I thought you were 100% sure, and you didn't dare to love you, so aren't we looking for death? ”
At that time, the fifth brother was the same as me, he was only sixteen years old, and he was still a beautiful and warm teenager, although he pretended to be mature, but occasionally he still showed an expression that matched his age, and now this expression is, irritable.
He turned around a few times uneasily, and both of us knew that we had made this ghostly appearance, and the tools and materials were all ready, and now everything was ready only to the east wind.
The arrow had to be fired.
Anyway, the tree was not too tall, so I took the bamboo pole in the fifth brother's hand and called out to me, "I'll come." ”
Holding a bamboo pole several heads higher than me, he walked to the bottom of the tree and poked it tentatively. I didn't use much strength, I should think that the bamboo pole was too long for me to use my strength, and I was just breathing a sigh of relief, when the hornet's nest above my head shook a few times and smashed down on me.
Saying that it was too late, I swung the bamboo pole and swung it hard, knocking it out of the yard like a badminton, and I glanced at the fifth brother, and it happened so fast that neither of us could react.
Suddenly there was an overwhelming "buzzing" sound, don't look at the hornet's nest is not big, there are really a lot of bees and bees living in it, a large black pressure is staring at us, I hurriedly ran to the fifth brother, although he was surrounded by some bees.
I waved my arms and ran over, but the fifth brother pulled me along, opened the door and hid sideways in a room. We were followed by a few bees lying on top of us, so the fifth brother and I began to shake like a convulsion again, shaking off the bees on our bodies first, and then breaking them one by one. In a few moments, a small swarm of bee corpses lay on the ground.
We stared at each other for a moment, and I laughed out loud first.
"So what are we going to do now?" I poked his arm and asked, looking around at Fang Yuan's room. That's right, we were in the courtyard of Fangyuan, and of course it was his room that we were hiding in. Last time, I took a look through the door from a distance, but unfortunately the door closed quickly when Song Yuan was kicked out.
Looking at it this way, this room is no different, but there is a faint fragrance wafting from it, which seems familiar.
The fifth brother walked over directly to untie the layers of clothes on his body, put a bunch on the table, sat down at the table, poured himself a cup of tea, leisurely as if he was in his own room, I was dumbfounded, and I didn't doubt that if he was sleepy now, he would go directly to lie on Fang Yuan's bed, and he would be able to fall asleep after a few "123".
Since he is going to die, he will die completely, with such thoughts, I also learned from him to sit over, tearing the clothes on his body, the fifth brother sneered, I seemed to hear the ridicule in his heart.
I could still hear the sound of bees flapping their wings outside, I rubbed my arms, secretly regretting my fright, I used to watch on TV, how terrible the wasps were, and a whole fire brigade was needed to fight the hornet's nest, and now the two of us single-handedly stabbed a hornet's nest, which is really "commendable".
I peeked at my second brother, just bumped into his sight, I smiled at him awkwardly, I didn't dare to let him know what I was thinking, if he knew that I had skewered him to do such a "singing and crying" and "earth-shattering crying ghosts and gods" big thing, he would definitely not be able to help but throw me down from the window of the wing, oh, there is a cliff outside the window.
I shuddered, and suddenly I felt something terrible, but the terrible thing wasn't here.
When I heard a "squeak" half an hour later, and successfully made eye contact with Fang Yuan, who opened the door, I saw the breath of apocalypse in his frost-stained eyes.
His gaze slid over my hand holding the teapot and drifted to the fifth brother, who was lying on his back on the bed, breathing smoothly, and turned back to the two piles of clothes on the table and a small pile of wasp corpses on the ground, as if everything was silent.
I now stiffened my hand holding the teapot, turned my neck to look at the sleeping fifth brother, and longed to find another hornet's nest and throw it in his face. Half an hour ago he yawned and talked too early, and he was sleepy, so in my disbelief he went straight to the bed, sat down, touched the bed, then lay down and smelled the pillows, and went to sleep satisfied.
I actually wanted to tell him that his expression on the pillow was too obscene and unnecessary, and Fang Yuan had no hair......
But now, you can't crush him to death with a hornet's nest, so let me die.
Fang Yuan paused at the door, and the voice of the little monk came from the door: "Abbot, the hornets have all been captured, and the hornet's nest has also been hung on the poplar tree outside the temple." Five people were injured, how many were stung, are you okay? ”
I stiffened again, eager to become an immortal, I knew that even if I feathered, Fang Yuan might recite the sutra and pull me from heaven to hell.