Chapter 22 Sticky Trouble.

Wang smiled at the students around him and said with a smile: "Fun and humor are often the fun of an era. ”

Lin Qinghua said with a smile: "Classmate Ze Yushi and his friends came to stage the sketch "Fool". ”

After speaking, the two left the stage again.

Lin Qing and the five of them sat in the back row, looking at the sketch in front of them.

Because Daming wanted to sing, he went to prepare first, so only Liu Hua and Zhou Huan were left, as well as Lin Qing and two women.

Aixinjue Luo Qian and Huang Juanjuan's eyes were directly attacking each other, looking for opportunities, and Lin Qing in the middle became the target of the shell.

When the people who sang the sketch on the stage left, Wang Xiaoxiao and Lin Qinghua took the stage again.

Wang smiled and said, "The horse riding dance that was once all the rage is still remembered by people today. ”

"Yes! Even if it's not as good as it used to be, there are still people who like it. Lin Qinghua said.

"Please Daming, come and dance a horse dance!" Wang said with a smile.

Liu Hua looked at the stage with wide eyes, didn't he say that he was good at singing? How did it become a horse dance!

Lin Qing smiled at Huang Juanjuan and Aixinjue Luo Qian, and said, "I'll go to and from the toilet." ”

"Oh."

As soon as Daming took the stage, he put on the fierce music, and the special music "Gangnam Style" for horse riding dance.

I'll just put that what!

The song played, and Damien jumped along.

He jumped up quickly on both feet, took a riding pose, and jumped.

I'll just put that what!

Lin Qing walked out of the cafeteria, he didn't really want to go to the toilet, but to leave the two women, it was too dangerous.

There was nowhere to go, so Lin Qing had to return to the dormitory.

On the way back to the dormitory, Lin Qing went to buy a bottle of mineral water, and of course the money was given by Daming.

"Whew."

Lin Qing lay on the bed and breathed a sigh of relief.

He didn't think there was anything interesting about this military training party, it was boring, and he had to be attacked by two women.

Lin Qing sat up again, he felt that today was the last day of military training, and the last night, it would be boring to stay in the dormitory like this.

So he decided to go out anyway.

The mountains in Montenegro are not high, and at this time, many students do not like to watch the party and will run to the mountains to "take refuge"

Lin Qing was no exception, he decided to come to the mountain to blow the wind.

Picking up a slightly larger leaf to cover his head, Lin Qing lay on the grass on the mountain and fell asleep.

The evening breeze blew on Lin Qing's body.

There are also a lot of mosquitoes on the mountains of Montenegro, and the strange thing is that there are no mosquitoes to bite Lin Qing.

Rustling.

Lin Qing's ears moved slightly, and he felt that someone sat down next to him.

He took the leaf away and looked at the man.

A person with a pale body, all white hair, and bright eyes.

Lin Zhuyu?

Lin Qing looked at the person in front of him suspiciously, and thought to himself, how can everyone love to get together with me.

Lin Zhuyu ignored Lin Qing's gaze and sat directly next to Lin Qing.

Lin Qing moved to the side slightly, not wanting to be so close to the person in front of him, who was neither male nor female.

Lin Zhuyu looked at him with a smile and said, "Am I so annoying?" ”

Lin Zhuyu's voice is very crisp, and it is still the kind of rigid and soft and soft, so that people can't tell whether it is a male voice or a female voice.

"Nope." Lin Qing hurriedly waved his hand to deny it.

"Then why did you move to the side?" Lin Zhuyu looked at Lin Qing with a smile and asked.

"Ahem, it's fine." Lin Qing said, then lay down again, picked up the leaf to cover his face.

"I think you look familiar." Lin Zhuyu said.

Lin Qing heard Daming say that this is a very low-level pick-up method, and when he encounters this situation, he knows that the opponent has accosted him.

"I don't think you're familiar." Lin Qing said. Since the leaves covered his face, it was impossible to see his expression.

"You're such a funny man." Lin Zhuyu said with a smile: "It's very similar to my runaway fiancé." ”

Burst!

Lin Qing felt like he had been stabbed in the heart.

No way! This pick-up technique is too advanced! You can throw people a few streets, I'm very similar to your fiancé? Why don't you say that you're my husband!

Wait a minute! She said fiancé?

"Holy! You're a woman! Lin Qing sat up directly, took off the leaves, and looked at the white-headed boy with a surprised expression, oh no, it's a white-headed girl.

"Am I not like it?" Lin Zhuyu asked.

Lin Qing glanced at Lin Zhuyu's chest, glanced at Lin Zhuyu's buttocks, and then came to a conclusion, "It's not like"

Lin Zhuyu laughed and said, "Actually, I hate that fiancé very much. ”

"It's my business."

"I look at you carefully, it's very similar to that person, what's your name? Is it called Yuan Xin? Lin Zhuyu asked.

"! My name is Lin Qing. Lin Qing said.

"Oh." Lin Zhuyu nodded, then turned his head to look into the distance and stopped talking.

"Why do you say I'm so similar to your fiancé?" Lin Qing asked, can't you hit your face?

"Well, my marriage with him was set by my parents when I was a child, he is very handsome, but not the type I like, I have always been against it, I don't want to marry him, do you know? It was such a coincidence that he suddenly ran away from home half a year ago! Lin Zhuyu said: "I was very happy at that time! I just hope that he is dead and dead, do you know, when I was on the stage, when I saw you, the first thing I felt was him, I was thinking, find a chance to ask you, if you are Yuan Xin, I will kill people, if you are not Yuan Xin, we will be friends. ”

Lin Qing shuddered, damn, you don't have to be like this, right? Doesn't it just hate that your fiancé must kill people?

Lin Zhuyu saw Lin Qing's expression, giggled, and said, "I'm kidding, even if I want to kill, I don't have that ability." ”

"You're a woman?" Lin Qing asked again.

"Yes." Lin Zhuyu nodded.

"Since it's a woman, don't kill and kill every day, do you know that a woman who says killing and killing every day makes people feel very strange, do you understand?" Lin Qing said.

Lin Zhuyu sighed and said, "Even if I am a woman, my parents will raise me as a man. ”

Lin Qing felt that Lin Zhuyu was a little strange, since she was a woman, why did she raise it as a man?

"Then why don't you have breasts and no ass!" Lin Qing asked. Since Brother Lin Qing couldn't speak, he asked directly.

"You have to take care of stunted growth!" Lin Zhuyu lowered his head and said.

"Then why do you have white hair?" Lin Qing asked.

"That's silver-haired!" Lin Zhuyu said quibly.

"It's just gray hair."

“．．．”

Lin Zhuyu didn't speak, Lin Qing didn't speak, and the two of them felt the wind of Montenegro at the same time.

After I don't know how long, Lin Zhuyu stood up, looked at Lin Qing with a smile, and said, "We will be friends in the future, right?" ”

"Uh..." Lin Qing didn't know whether to answer yes or no.

"Okay, goodbye, the military training party is probably not over so soon, I'll go back to the dormitory first." Lin Zhuyu said.

Lin Qing was a little puzzled, whether Lin Zhuyu's type of non-male or female dormitory was a men's dormitory or a women's dormitory.

When Lin Qing returned to the cafeteria, Huang Juanjuan and Da Ming looked at Lin Qing angrily, but they didn't see Aixinjue Luo Qian.

What's wrong with it? Lin Qing thought suspiciously.

Walking to Huang Juanjuan, Lin Qing greeted helplessly.

Huang Juanjuan glared at Lin Qing angrily and said, "Say! Where have you been! ”

"Didn't go there, go to the bathroom." Lin Qing explained.

"You've been on the toilet for so long? It's been almost half an hour? I almost couldn't resist going to the toilet to find you! Huang Juanjuan said angrily.

"That's it! Lin Qing, say okay, watch me dance! You're not there! Depend on! Isn't it a brother? Damien said angrily.

Lin Qing didn't know what to say, so he could only apologize helplessly.

"Lin Qing, don't you want to watch the party?" Liu Hua came to relieve the siege.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lin Qing said: "I really don't want to watch it, it's boring." ”

"You say my horseback dancing is boring?" Lin Qing's eyes widened and said, "What do you say you have to talk about?" ”

Lin Qing had nothing to say again.

"Since I don't want to see it, let's go back to the dormitory first, I don't want to see it either, and there are a lot of people here." Liu Hua said.

"Back to the dorm!" Lin Qing said: "I've wanted to sleep for a long time. ”

Huang Juanjuan looked at Da Ming and asked, "Lin Qing went to bed so early?" ”

Daming nodded and said: "He is the god of sleep, he basically goes to bed so early, we play with our mobile phones there, chat and sing, he talks in his dreams there, he is such a person." ”

"In that case, shall we go back sooner?" Liu Hua asked.

"I'll be watching for a while, so you can go back first." Zhou Huan said

"Oh, since they're all back, I'll go back too." Damien waved his hand and said.

As soon as he got out of the cafeteria, Lin Qing met another acquaintance.

Li ming.

Li Ming, who killed Matt, walked with a group of younger brothers and ran into Lin Qing.

Li Ming glanced at Lin Qing and saw pity in his eyes.

Lin Qing was very unhappy, paralyzing me, I didn't do anything, why did I cause so many things? People are all messing with flowers and grass, I'm just sticky and causing trouble? Oh, Lin Qing and Huang Juanjuan are not flowers, and they provoked Wang Zihao for no reason, so they are sticky and cause trouble.