Chapter 45: The mountains have no tombs, the heaven and the earth are together, but dare to be with the king?
Nie Yule looked at the browser screen in front of him, and replied to some strange comments, this group of people from the Heavenly God Continent is too funny!
"There was once an opportunity to flatter me, but I refused, now if I am given another chance, I will say to him, Wukong is good-looking, if you add a reason to this statement, I will say, because Journey to the West is precipice-looking!"
"I like the legend of Wukong, I like the disdain of Sun Wukong, I like Sun Wukong's anti-heaven and anti-world, I like Tang Seng's arrogance, I like Tang Seng's destruction of the Buddhas, I like the love of Bajie and Xiaolongma, I like Sha Seng, there is no reason, Wukong Biography, you update it quickly, ah!!"
"I suddenly found that the author is not only good at writing novels, but also so powerful at pretending, and pickling girls is a must, the author is big, what other good articles about pickling girls to share and share, I rewarded it, please."
"Tongqiu, that paragraph just now is too easy to use, my girlfriend listened to it and kissed me, it's cool!"
"Although I didn't capture the goddess, but the goddess's favorability towards me has increased a lot, thank you to the author, do you have any cheats for picking up girls? Let me break through the last line of defense of the goddess! ”
Nie Yu pouted and smiled, and then crackled and typed a poem at the top of the browser, he didn't type them all, one classic sentence was enough.
Evil! I want to know you and live a long life. There are no tombs in the mountains, the rivers are exhausted, the thunder and earthquakes in winter, the rain and snow in summer, the heaven and the earth are combined, and you dare to be with you!
That's right, Nie Yu typed this sentence that was popular among thousands of girls on the earth, he didn't type out the whole sentence, only the most classic part.
"There is no tomb in the mountains, the heaven and the earth are combined, but dare to be with the king!"
Nima, this is definitely a sharp weapon to pretend to be a pickle girl, which means that when the mountain has no peaks, the sky and the earth are combined, and I can be separated from you. Although the current level of poetry in the Heavenly God Continent is poor, their ability to distinguish between good and bad is not bad.
A sentence was issued, the sensation was not very big, and it was only in the comment area of Wukong Biography, but I don't know why, slowly, these two pickle girl cheats turned into the comment area of Journey to the West, the comment area of tomb robbery notes, and even the comment area of the top few books on the list.
There are no mountains and no tombs, heaven and earth are together, but no one dares to reply to you.
It's not that the poem is bad, it's that they don't know what to say.
"It's poetry??? Go, the water tune song head is writing poems again, pickling girl poems!! ”
"Oh yes, goddess, I can finally bring you home!"
"There are no mountains and no tombs, heaven and earth are together, this love is too loyal, it's so beautiful."
"I haven't studied culture since I was a child, but when I hear this sentence, it's very tricky, and I can take it out and pretend to be forced like the words in Wukong's biography, right?"
"Upstairs, please don't say that to the guys."
In a moment, the vacant reply area was full, and this is another poem! It's another song.
You know, the head of the water tune song has written a poem before, and that poem has been given a holy gift!
Now people have heard that the water tune song head writes poems, and they have all landed one by one, including some authors of the Writers Guild and the editors of the end Chinese website.
They looked at this poem seriously one by one, wanting to see the level of this poem, you must know that since Nie Yu wrote Zhushi last time, many people are not convinced by Nie Yu, thinking that Nie Yu is just a flash in the pan, lucky, and just liked by God.
You know, these people in the Writers Guild are arrogant, and it is simply impossible for them to admit that they are worse than a small online writer.
Seeing these two lines of Nie Yu's poems, everyone was stunned, this is a love poem?
"There is no tomb in the mountains, the heaven and the earth are combined, but dare to be with the king?" 2b raised his eyebrows and glanced at it, and replied: "Hehe, boy, you think that you write every poem well, just write your novels by an online writer, and you still want to meddle in the affairs of us real literati, I really don't know how thick the sky is." ”
A comment was issued, and the brainless fans of 2b replied, unconditionally supporting 2b's opinion, regardless of whether 3721 was scolding Nie Yu's poem.
"This poem is not as high as the previous one, but it is already quite beautiful and can be used for pickling girls."
"Trash shit poetry! Write whatever, just write your novels, write Nima's poems every day! ”
"It's disgusting, God is really unfair, why can't a person who is so powerful as a 2b god get a holy gift, but a person who writes such a bad verse can get a holy gift??"
This time the Holy Gift did not appear, and Nie Yu also knew that the Holy Gift was not so simple to come out, and Zhushi could get the Holy Gift because his level was very high, and this mountain had no tomb and heaven and earth, so it should not have met the requirements.
"Why?" Nie Yu touched his chin: "It shouldn't be, I think the level of this mountain is still quite high." ”
Nie Yu's head was full of muddy water, which made some people in the Writers Guild and their fans happy.
Most of the people who scolded were some low-level personnel in the branch of the Writers' Association, and they didn't have much status in the Writers' Association, for example, 2b, they were already angry with those high-ranking people in the Writers' Association, and they were able to vent their anger on the Internet. ”
Everyone is happy to see that the golden light has not appeared for so long, Holy Gift? There are no holy gifts!
In other words, Nie Yu's poem is just that, so-so.
"Heh, if you write a poem, do you really think you are the material for writing poetry? This bit of writing, let's take it home and enjoy it yourself, don't be ashamed. ”
"Not only does this level not meet the requirements of the Holy Gifts, but I don't think even the bottom of our writers' guild is disparable, right? Sure enough, a little writer is a little writer. ”
"Come on, the water tunes the song head, the holy poems are not so easy to write, write more poems in the future, and then publish a holy poem, see if these people dare to say that you are lucky to get the holy gift!"
"This poem really sucks, keep up the good work."
Nie Yu frowned, this group of writers association is too pretentious, they just haven't received the holy gift, they are said to be like this, how can this poem be as unbearable as they said.
Anyway, he is also very popular on the earth, although it is completely popular by relying on the ancient sword and strange Tan, but according to the level of this poem, even if he can't crush the works of the Heavenly God Continent, he can also mix it up to the middle and upper class.
Not only did some sunspots scold Nie Yu, but even a few people who had Nie Yu as a friend sighed a few times, thinking that this poem was indeed a little worse, a little less tasteful.
"What's missing?" Nie Yu frowned: "Is it the structure, or the artistic conception?" ”
"Or maybe the reason the gift didn't appear is that I'm not a complete poem at all???" An idea popped up in Nie Yu's mind, thinking, Nie Yu sent out all of Shan Wuling.