Chapter 42: We celebrate your birthday with the end of the day
"Do you want to keep pretending until now?" Zheng Fang sneered and looked at the girl.
"Anomalous, I thought it was abnormal from the beginning, I've lived in Gensokyo for twenty years, and I've met with you more than I can count, not to mention those thousand-year-old youkai who have lived for hundreds of years or maybe more, even if I'm an idiot, but I absolutely don't believe that a monster like Princess Mononoke who can almost penetrate people's hearts can't detect such an obvious anomaly of yours.
What's more, even if you really hide from the youkai in your daily life, but in the macroscopic world, why have the youkai never doubted your existence? Even if ordinary youkai are really so lazy, how can this scientific research maniac who can fuse human technology and sorcery not notice your existence?
Also, a civilization that can treat the entire world as a breeding farm must be even more terrifying than the legendary Great Youkai! But I actually won!! I won against you, an enemy you couldn't possibly win!! It's just because I used the second demon level of hexism!! ”
Zheng Fang stared at the girl tightly and said, "This is because the demon magic of the second demon level is already a very terrifying power for you, right?" ”
The girl just wanted to speak, but Zheng Fang spoke first, knocked on his forehead and said: "And this ruby, in the past twenty years, I have tried all methods, except to confirm that it is really a treasure, it has not even given me a reaction, even the last time I was almost killed by an explosion when I did an experiment, it didn't move, or meow woo saved me, but this time it suddenly became a plug-in and a mysterious person, this progress is too godly turning!" ”
"So, there are too many flaws! If I hadn't been shocked by the manager's words at first, I would have realized it! ”
The girl frowned, looked at Zheng Fang with an ignorant expression, and said, "Little White Dragon, what are you talking about, why don't I understand anything, are you saying that all this is fake?" But you try the wound in your back."
"Enough!" Zheng Fang threw Princess Mononoke to the ground and said angrily, "Aya! Stop it! In the world, feeling is the most deceiving, but logic does not deceive! ”
"This scam is full of logical flaws, do you think you can really deceive me!"
The girl's eyes lit up, and she instantly pounced on Zheng Fang, rubbing Zheng Fang's face with a happy face and said, "It's really worthy of being a little white dragon, I know I can't fool you!" ”
"Even so, we still acted very realistically, right?"
"We?" Zheng Fang didn't expect his guess to be true, but he didn't expect that in addition to being true, Aya actually had accomplices, so he set his eyes on Princess Mononoke lying on the ground.
That's right, just now when he was fighting with Aya and the manager who didn't know who he was turning into, his demonic power exploded several times, and if it was just Aya, it would be impossible to completely manipulate his senses and support such a large illusion. This illusion must have been supported by Aya after she knocked him out while messing around with him, and then added a princess mononoke.
"It's what you think, but this illusion is not my power, I'm sorry to hide it from you." Princess Mononoke opened her eyes, floated up from the ground, and said to Zheng Fang with an apologetic expression.
Zheng Fang didn't answer, but tapped his forehead and said, "So who are you?" Don't hold my head anymore! I guess it's the other side, right? ”
"That's not right! Guess wrong! I'm white! Little White Dragon! The scarlet lines on Zheng Fang's body moved for a while, and then as the ruby slowly peeled off from Zheng Fang's body, it turned into a slightly sluggish appearance of Yu Bai.
"Is all this really fake?" Zheng Fang sighed deeply.
"Little White Dragon, aren't you sure about it?" Yubai tilted his head and said strangely.
"Now it's 100% sure!"
"So, what are you doing this for?" Zheng Fang looked at the three of them with some annoyance, today is not April Fool's Day, even if it is April Fool's Day, this joke is too much!!
"Little White Dragon, have you forgotten what day it is?" Aya asked with a smile.
"Today?" Zheng Fang thought about it carefully and found that there didn't seem to be anything special today, so he looked at Aya suspiciously.
"It's your birthday!" Aya blinked excitedly.
"Because what you want most is just to become a big monster, we really can't think of any gift to give you, so we have prepared this large-scale fantasy world, ready to let you be an epic savior hero, and at the same time let you experience the feeling of being a big monster in the fantasy world!"
"Although you have seen through it now, I still have to tell you, happy birthday!" Aya suddenly changed back to her appearance, raised her hand violently, and sprinkled large rose petals with demonic power.
"Happy Birthday!" Yubai clapped his palms in congratulations.
"Happy Birthday!" Princess Mononoke clapped her hands as well.
"Happy Birthday!" A black five-tailed cat suddenly appeared, also patting its paws.
"Happy Birthday!" Another white dolphin suddenly appeared, also slapping its fins.
"Happy Birthday!" White managers also appeared, then black managers, then gray managers
One after another, acquaintances or familiar monsters began to appear one after another, clapping their palms to congratulate Zheng Fang, their faces filled with touching smiles, like a group of elders looking at their children.
"Everyone!" Looking at them, Zheng Fang couldn't help but show one of his heartiest smiles.
"Do you really think I don't remember? It's not my birthday at all! ”
For the monsters who have at least hundreds of years of life and can live impatiently, birthday or something has a ghost meaning, Zheng Fangcai doesn't believe that they will really help him celebrate his birthday, there must be other reasons, maybe just now it was to see him play a one-man show from the perspective of passers-by
"How is it possible, I found you myself, I know best!" Aya pouted.
"Even if it's good, I've never seen you celebrate a monster's birthday, but this time you're going to give me a birthday, and I haven't seen you give it to me before."
"Because we only recently learned that humans had the habit of birthdays, we thought that the little white dragon who was originally a human would like it, so I took great pains to prepare this big gift for you, you didn't believe us, little white dragon, you disappointed me so much!!" Aya looked at Zheng Fang with an aggrieved expression.
"Is that it?" Zheng Fang stared at Aya.
"That's right!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Even when I was a human, no one ever gave me a birthday!" Zheng Fang took a deep breath and thanked all the monsters present from the bottom of his heart: "Thank you!" ”
The monsters fell silent for a moment.
After a while, the earth-shattering cheers rang out, and Zheng Fang was tossed high by them and congratulated in unison: "Happy birthday!" ”
"Happy Birthday! Bub! ”
"Happy Birthday! Baby! ”
"Happy Birthday! Human control! ”
"Happy Birthday! Little pervert! ”
"The slogans of the monsters were very uniform at first, but the more they got later, the more out of shape they became, and in the end, Zheng Fang couldn't understand what they were talking about.
"And what about birthday presents?" Zheng Fang naturally stretched out his hand to all the monsters.
"Birthday presents? What's that? Meow wagged its five tails and yawned in confusion.
Does it mean a blood sacrifice? When I was sacrificed by humans before, they seemed to have thrown a lot of things at my house? An old turtle shook his head and looked at Zheng Fang and asked.
"In that case, when I was sacrificed by humans before, they seem to have burned a lot of things for me!" Princess Mononoke also said thoughtfully.
"The youkai who didn't know anything about humans began to talk nonsense, completely leaving Zheng Fang aside.
"Huh!" Zheng Fang sighed twice, fortunately, he didn't expect to receive a gift in the first place, otherwise if he was a human old man who encountered this scene when he was doing his birthday, it was estimated that he didn't even have to do his birthday, and he would be angry until the end of his life.
"You scum with only five combat strength! I don't even know about this! It seems that only a knowledgeable person like me can think that human beings ask for gifts for birthdays! The white manager suddenly burst out laughing, with an arrogant face.
"Huh?" The monsters all looked at the manager in disbelief, as if they couldn't believe that this old unscrupulous person could be serious even when he could be serious.
Zheng Fang was not so surprised, after all, although the manager was a little funny, he was also a thousand-year-old monster who had lived for an unknown number of years, and the amount of knowledge accumulated was probably incomparable except for the forbidden heart of scientific research maniacs.
"Come on! Little White Dragon! Come with us to see the gifts that our three final bosses of Gensokyo have prepared for you! The White Manager said as he pulled out its world editor.
In an instant, countless blazing eyes focused on the world editor.
The monsters are like red-eyed bulls, looking at the manager and themselves, as if they are looking at whether they can defeat the manager.
Although the World Editor looks like an inconspicuous crystal ball, its essence is to make Gensokyo whatever it wants.
"Look at what, look!" With an arrogant face, the white manager raised the world editor high with his mental arm and said, "Just you five scumbags, if you have the ability, come and grab it!" But if it doesn't work out this time, let's wait for the little black house with double the time! ”
"Cut!" The monsters suddenly booed.
The white manager didn't care, and the sea of flowers that was originally reflected in the world editor in his hand suddenly changed and turned into Baiyun Square on the first floor of the monster city.
At this moment, the surrounding scenery all turned into a dark void, and Zheng Fang seemed to be standing in the void.
The next moment, a little light suddenly appeared in the darkness, and then this light began to paint in the void like a painter's brush. It grew faster and faster, and finally completely exceeded Zheng Fang's horizon, completely turning its surroundings into a blazing white color that was absolutely impossible to see.
After a while, the light gradually faded, but the surroundings had completely turned into Baiyun Square on the first floor of the monster city.
Only then did Zheng Fang know that he had been in the monster city all along, and at this time, he suddenly realized that something seemed to be attached to his body.
Subconsciously, the demonic power on Zheng Fang's body automatically began to repel the things attached to him, but the things attached to him were very stubborn, like kraft candy, Zheng Fang was just about to destroy it with violence, but he was suddenly slapped from behind.
"Little White Dragon! Don't pull my hair! Aya's voice suddenly rang out.
Zheng Fang took a closer look, but found that there was no one around, suddenly, a flower in front of his eyes, and when he came back to his senses, a large number of smiling monsters appeared in front of him, and he was being held in the arms of Aya in his clothes in the posture of a princess, and her hair was wrapped all over her body.