Chapter 18: Shopkeeper Lu
At this moment, on the other side of the world, Chu Changfeng and Du Menhong were sent to Deporton Air Force Base in the United States by Principal Brandon, and this time the mission was very easy, that is, to go to the Air Force Base of the US Army, experience life well, and make some preparations for the next long-distance mission.
has always been low-key from Chu Changfeng, this time he has taken off the skull mask on his face, and without the black clothes flowing in the wind, how can the big cloak appear in the army!
On the east coast of the United States during the day, more than 1,400 square miles of the Red Clay Desertification Air Force bombing training ground is equipped with 160 Osprey fighters, 458 F-series "Freedom Fighters" and "Banshees" and "Fury", and there are 18 night fighters "Panthers", 45 F16 Falcon fighters and 20 Raptor F22 fighters!
In addition to the ten F19 Nighthawk fighters that were put into storage during the maintenance period, there are also sixteen "Lightning" fighters in the testing phase!
Looking at it for a long time, the silver-gray fuselage of the neat row of "freedom fighters" was illuminated by the almost noon sun, and the dazzling reflection of the protective shield made Du Menhongyi a little unable to open his eyes.
"Didn't he say that he had changed the order to a test pilot? Why do we come to see the birds? That's ground handling! Du Menhong unbuttoned the collar of his shirt, pulled his tie, and sat down under a "freedom fighter" numbered "520", leaning on two huge tires, his head digging into the gap between the nose axles, and his legs twitching as if he were paralyzed.
Changfeng coughed: "Attention, that sergeant major with long eyelashes doesn't like you very much, because you don't want Indians at all, your skin is too white!" ”
"I'm not a ma! The Indian will have a few words, I would have known that I would call Kirstoy to accompany you, he is black, and he stands like a logistics boss everywhere, even if he comes here as a ground crew, then he is also the style of a colonel, who dares to argue with him, he can't find it with a paw on his chin, isn't it? Du Menhong wanted to light a cigarette, and after touching it for a long time, he smirked at Changfeng, "He's ma, why did I forget, the old guy who received us left my cigarette!" ”
Changfeng looked around, walked over and squatted beside Du Men Hongyi: "Your son... You say, will he really give Chu Liang ......?"
"Don't say he's my son! What do you mean by ma? Didn't you say you can't mention it? Du Menhong pulled his head back from the nose wheel shaft, sat upright and began to reach out and touch Changfeng's pocket!
Finding the cigarette, Du Menhong lit one: "Damn it, Blanton's old brute is getting muddy, he actually starts to watch out for you!" If it goes well, it's good to take the little things over and feel the feelings, so that the world is so dim at the beginning of the year, so as not to die at the hands of the villains one day! ”
"Hehe, what you said about Ah Liang is too useless! That's my son! Just like Hanzo, he is just a few years away from training, maybe this time he will get Ah Liang, and Blanton will also send him a gambling mission! ”
Du Menhong thought back to himself when he was young, when the cherry blossoms in the mountains were flying, his woman fell crookedly under the cherry blossom tree, waving her arms and shouting her name, and then smiled happily, she held the Yi Mu ring that was not yet one year old, and wanted to throw him to the sky stupidly happy! At that time, the flowing water on the banks of the Kana River was like a beautiful harp solo, and in the tactful voice, the family of three hugged each other, and at that time I really wanted to spend the rest of my life in the cherry blossom jungle between the mountains and the sea, but unfortunately, the black hands who were exiled in World War II ......
Du Menhong was thinking of a group of guys with Western faces rushing towards his family, the dirty and shabby sailor suits, the wind fluttering and the cherry blossom petals blending together was so ugly... Suddenly......
"Stop smoking! The guy who hates you is coming! Changfeng's eyes glared, the cigarette ash at the corner of Du Men Hongyi's mouth disappeared instantly, and the cigarette butt also followed Xuan'er, who played a green smoke on Du Men Hongyi's mouth, and turned into a breeze and drifted away!
Du Men Hongyi looked at Changfeng not fully sober: "I'm cao, you use ghost eyes in this place......"
"Shh~~" Changfeng stood up and saluted the people in the American style: "Sir, we're done checking!" Except for the cabin, we have checked all the places that can be touched, and all the 'freedom fighters' are intact and ready for combat takeoff! ”
The person who came was a white American, with yellow flower scum and white eyelashes fluttering in the wind, he squinted at Changfeng and showed a stupid look, turned his hands behind his back, and walked over to attach himself to Changfeng's ear: "I seem to like you more for trash, my warrior!" ”
Although the voice was very small, Du Men Hongyi heard it clearly, he stood up suddenly, but his head touched the bottom steel plate of the fighter!
With a "bang", Du Menhong covered the top of his head and bared his teeth.
"Look, that's how self-righteous people are!" The sergeant major stretched out his hand to wipe Changfeng's lieutenant rank, "Speaking of which, you two will be my commanders in a while!" So there's no need to be so polite," he said with a long blow in the wind, "Do you want to go up and try it?" The whole base has arranged for the three of you test pilots, that idiot has already asked for family leave, and our fighters have to have professional-level test pilots go up to the sky every few days to go around a few times, some idiots I don't trust very much, and it's not an old fighter with a two-seater, watching the performance is not a dance of art, but a humiliation of idiots and sages! You... Want to fly? ”
Changfeng nodded, and then shook his head pretending to be stupid: "I'm sorry sir! I think I still have to get acquainted with our home and our base first, otherwise, the soldiers will think that I am a special case, and it will seem that I am very unsociable here, and this will not have a good effect, I need the support of my comrades, otherwise, we will say that we are on family leave because of the Slogo test pilot, which leads us to take the opportunity to steal the limelight! Thank you, sir, that's all I have to say. ”
The sergeant major nodded: "Interesting, it is worthy of Washington's order, I didn't expect the test pilot appointed by Mr. Minister to be so modest, then well, if necessary, I can give you approval at any time, or... Come to my room at night... Hahaha~~" The sergeant major turned around and left, "Continue to inspect the outer wall of the fighter!" If you have any situation, come to the tower and look for me immediately. ”
Changfeng saw him go away, and let out a long breath: "Oh my God, Blanton can really make a bloody investment, the two of us have become test pilots appointed by the Secretary of the Air Force, is it possible that the US military network is an idiot?" ”
"Hey dude! What are you thinking? Don't you have a temper tantrum in your bones? Isn't that right? When you rush at me, you want to kill me every time, didn't you pay attention to this sissy just now to rub oil? He's gay, baby! ”
Changfeng smiled: "Okay, I can tell which one is important, don't call me baby in the future, I'm not used to it!" If you like it, he suits you very well, there is an old Chinese saying called love is deep and responsible! ”
Du Menhong nodded with fire in his heart: "Okay, okay!" You can do it! I'm convinced of you, or I can partner with you! Let's tell you the truth, Hanzo won't do anything to Arya! As far as our father's temperament is concerned, it is estimated that my family will not be ruthless! ”
"Not necessarily! I think you're already thinking about ripping that kid out just now! ”
"But what use do I have to you, I can't be ruthless! Who told us to do that, you descendants of Yan and Huang, high wind and bright festival, inherit the unification, and benefit all mankind, then you don't mix in mercenaries, go back to China and admit your mistakes, see if your compatriots in the motherland will treat you as a good person, and then give you an official! Du Menhong stood up, dancing and grumbling.
After he finished speaking, Changfeng calmly took a step forward, stood with Du Menhongyi, and looked at the red clay sand mountain in the distance: "Actually... The descendants of Yan and Huang are only a part, and I feel that I have Korean roots! ”
"Korean ancestry? Koreans look like this, huh? Long-legged Oba is much more handsome than you! Don't be stinky and beautiful, at most you will have a peanut skin wrinkled face, how can you be as smooth as a fart doll! Du Menhong shook his hand, "Smoke, smoke, cigarette, I didn't finish smoking just now!" ”
"You're holding it!" Changfeng pointed at Du Men Hongyi's mouth, and when Du Men touched it, the cigarette that he hadn't smoked before appeared again!
Even the cigarette ash just now fell from his mouth, and Du Men waved his hand and slapped the cigarette ash that fell on his body: "You don't want to, right?" Even the soot is restored, you can really make trouble! ”
"Seriously," Changfeng opened his right hand, revealing a black mark, "I remember that our Dongyi in ancient China was the ancestor of the Goguryeo period, and the Jiuli Sanmiao Ghost Tribe at that time was all a one-man chieftain commander, your son knows Chinese history very well, do you know this?" ”
Du Menhong looked at Changfeng and sneered: "Hanzang is Hanzang, I am his Laozi, you still have a saying in China that green comes out of blue!" The son knows more than Lao Tzu, that's what it should be, I don't know, the old accounts know those and there is no money to make, I don't know. ”
Back then, Emperor Chiyou was named the Ghost Emperor by his people because of his bravery and good fighting, and that kind of bravery could not be imagined in words! It's like a monster, even if you block his path with an iron wall, he would rather die and destroy it with his own flesh and blood than dodge!
At that time, the Red Dragon Gong and the Yellow Dragon Gong were not Chi You's opponents at all, as the ancestors of the cow totem and the bird totem, according to legend, he had defeated the Red Emperor alone, and then the Yellow Emperor attacked, and joined forces to subdue Chi You, but the result was still defeated, and finally, invited Lei Lao Wu, and the three of them worked together to kill Chi You, just like that, they were also worried that Chi You would be resurrected, so his body was torn apart and buried in five different places!
"Who is Lei Lao Wu? Since it's the fifth, shouldn't there be four older brothers in front of you? Du Menhong took out the cigarette case from Changfeng's pocket and lit another one, "I'll buy it for you another day, you won't smoke it anyway, and then said, I'll make up for it!" ”
"What's the lesson? It's all myths and legends? ”
Du Menhong lit a cigarette, spit at the long wind and said, "Myths and legends? Then you're going to pass one on to your buddy? The air can't come to the wind, the oolong is difficult to soar, and the lonely palm is difficult to sing, and a person can only fight himself! It's all you said, what? Is it really made up? Everything in the world is a legend and there is a story so far, you think he is fake, but the thunderstorm and lightning are very similar to the dragon king's tail flicking, you think it is apocryphal, but I can take things from the air! Magic is also a skill, and the ability that a few people in the world possess can show that scientists are lying for all mankind? As he spoke, Du Menhong waved his palm that lifted his sleeve out of thin air, and Changfeng looked into the distance, and in the sand in the distance, a Zhangba katana rolled the sand and flew towards this side!
"Oops, be careful to be seen!"
Du Menhong pouted and smiled disdainfully, and with a flick of his backhand, the distant scene disappeared, but the soot hung on his body: "Oops, oops!" Why didn't you remind me? It's just such a dress, I don't want to wash it when it's dirty! ”
Changfeng laughed: "You cleanliness maniac! No wonder Hanzo likes to wear white robes so much. ”
On this side of the earth, entering Aicheng in the middle of the night, Chu Liang should have fallen in a pool of blood, but I don't know who poured a large bottle of red wine towards the monster with a golden head, pouring it from head to toe!
The monster turned around sharply, and when he saw the comer, he squinted his eyes: "Are you the shopkeeper Lu?" ”
The person who came was five feet tall, Wu Dalang's figure, but he was thin and thin, and his cheeks were obscure, like a smoker who had been drained of his blood, and his listless eyes watched the monster gradually return to its original appearance: "Have you calmed down?" Ma, why didn't your grandfather explain this to you? Ghost bone King Kong~~Cut~~ Little slippery head, go, go to my room to show you the injury! Shopkeeper Lu looked down at the big man with a broken leg, the big man was already unconscious, and Shopkeeper Lu used a red wine bottle to knock on the bar counter, "Is there anything else in charge?" Clean up! My deceased's doll came to see me, and the noise was a little big, and I laughed...... Uh~~ma, this wine is really hard to drink......"
It turned out that the monster was Chu Liang, the blood stains on the ground gradually dried up, Chu Liang looked at the big man with a broken leg on the ground, and his heart was terrified, and he didn't know what happened to him just now, but he just felt that he slept in a daze, and his eyes were very bloody! What the hell is wrong with you?
Just thinking about it, Shopkeeper Lu put his arms around Chu Liang, just like hugging his little buddy: "Go, go upstairs!" It's okay, doll, the garbage that can be cleaned up with money, then he is garbage, you sprinkle fire at the garbage, brother, I appreciate the bastard boy who is not afraid of the sky and the earth! ”
Brother? Chu Liang covered the back of his head with one hand, feeling a chill, and his head ached faintly, which was more painful than his grandfather beating himself for many years! It's like a scalp cracked!
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