Chapter Twenty-Five: The Third Night
Chapter Twenty-Five: The Third Night
After steaming, spa treatment, and various beauty programs, Yue Qian dragged her fluttering body back home, and saw Ling Xiao tapping on her computer with one finger Zen.
"Are you practicing mantis boxing? Don't break my computer. ”
"Don't you see I'm typing?" Ling Xiao was flipping through a dictionary in his hand and typing, "You mortals are really troublesome, a good man has to note the English alphabet, and you have to press several times to type a word, isn't it easier for you to directly get a keyboard full of men?" ”
"There's something to eat!" Yue Qian screamed when she saw the sumptuous dinner on the table, and said while stuffing it into her mouth: "There are 3,500 commonly used men, so many words are concentrated on one keyboard, not to mention that I have to do a lot, just ask me to find it, I can vomit blood." That's Hanyu Pinyin, as long as you master the syllables of each word, you can type words very quickly. Sister, I can type 20 words a minute, amazing! So don't blame the keyboard for your own handicap. ”
"Sounds amazing, come and help me find something, I can make a lot of money tonight."
"Earn money? Are you playing online games? Yue Qian thought that Ling Xiao was earning coins in the game, so she walked over curiously.
"This is not a game, it's real money, today you went out and got two guys who claimed to be agents, and they said that as long as I can get the sunken Mi destroyer back, they will give me 5 million taels of silver. What do you think? I'm amazing, do you want to put all this silver? You can't fit in this house. Ling Xiao said proudly, with this money, he can buy Yue Qian's live broadcast platform, so that he can go online at any time to absorb believers and absorb the power of faith.
"Agent? They still want to give you 5 million taels of silver? I won't complain about the destroyers of the United States, you can brag and brag about it, you don't need to put the banknotes, pull 5 million taels of silver to you, they are all two hundred and five! ”
"What do you little girl know, this god can't trust your paper coins, hurry up, find me something that can fly in the sky, turn and explode? And what is the light that catches fire when it hits the body? "I fought against these two mortal magic weapons last night, and Ling Xiao was very curious about these two things.
"Don't look for it, I will know what it is as soon as you say it, these two things are missiles and lasers, both of which are weapons equipped in the army. You have a wide range of hobbies, you know martial arts, know music, cook delicious food, and now you are interested in weapons, you are really an all-rounder! Fortunately, my sister can also sing, dance, act, and direct, otherwise she will really have low self-esteem in front of you and can't raise her head. Yue Qian said and opened a military website for Ling Xiao, "Look, it's all about introducing weapons." ”
"So many mortal magic weapons!" Ling Xiao was immediately attracted to the things on the website.
And Yue Qian's mobile phone also rang.
"Hey! Looking for Ling Xiao again, who am I? I'm his agent, we haven't signed a contract with other companies yet, it's a free body, no, no, he doesn't want to enter the circle for the time being, no, no, no, it's not a matter of treatment, it's a personal reason, as for why it's inconvenient to disclose, I'm really sorry. But what do you think of me, I'm a graduate of Liuhai Film and Television Academy, with two degrees in acting and directing, oh, that's right, it doesn't matter, I'm still very much looking forward to working with you in the future. No problem, if Ling Xiao plans to enter the film and television industry, I will inform you immediately. Good bye! ”
Yue Qian didn't know that this was the first number of calls she had received, all of them were looking for Ling Xiao. "Alas...... What a good opportunity to ride the wind and leap into the dragon gate, but the person they are looking for has a brain disease, and the person who is not brain disease does not want it, it is really jealous, fortunately, there is still a Bole who knows thousands of horses in the world, and Sister Yiwei takes a fancy to me, I will definitely be able to fly on the branch and become a phoenix, and I don't need to be jealous of the guy who keeps dropping pies on his head. ”
That's right! I have to attend Sister Yiwei's drinking party in two days, and I should also prepare well in advance, because when the time comes, those directors and producers will cry and shout to ask my sister to shoot their films.
It's just that what do I do if I mess up?
Thinking of Yiwei's invitation, Yue Qian's heart couldn't help but become nervous, and her mind was full of how to behave appropriately when she saw those famous directors and big names, so as to impress them. Yue Qian, who had little experience, had no choice but to turn out all kinds of textbooks from school, leaning on the sofa, and snaking melon seeds while reading.
"Click" "Click"
"Da Da Da ......"
Ling Xiao's click of the mouse, the infinite information on the Internet made him dizzy, just the weapon made him unable to figure it out, only knew that the current mortals were very unexpected, and all kinds of seemingly powerful weapons had exceeded the power of spells.
"It seems that it is not God who has abandoned mortals, but mortals who have abandoned God, and when mortals can easily reach the power of God, God will not be able to fool mortals, and of course they will run away."
The more he learned about the current mortal world, the more Ling Xiao decided that he had to conceal the source of his mana. "The current mortal entertainment industry is very developed, as long as I can become a star in the girl's mouth, I can accept the power of faith in a bright light."
"Girl, is it enough for you to buy the platform you said for 5 million taels of silver?"
Ling Xiao turned his head to see that Yue Qian was already curled up in the sofa with the book in her arms and fell asleep.
"It seems that I can only ask tomorrow, and now I will go and salvage the warships of the United States and earn the five million taels."
Ling Xiao waved his hand, Yue Qian flew to the bed, and he drilled out of the window and flew into the air, and a long sword flashed at his feet, "Today's mana is extremely abundant, just fight with those flies and dogs who block the path of the gods' wealth." ”
Tonight, Ling Xiao relied on the power of faith that was in a state of skyrocketing, did not go to the bottom of the sea to avoid possible attacks, and flew directly from the sky, flying towards the sea area where the destroyer of the United States had been cut in half last night.
For a while, the naval district was another alarm masterpiece.
"Commander, yesterday's UFO has come out again, and we haven't been notified in advance."
The commander said, "Got it, keep an eye and don't have any weapons aimed at him." Then he answered the director's phone again: "Lao Shi, how did you guarantee me yesterday, I can't fly like this without warning, what if my people miss and send the wrong missile?" ”
The director sat in his place, drank tea and replied: "I'm sorry, I forgot to greet you because there was an emergency, this time our special aircraft attack is to carry out a special mission in our bureau, I guarantee that this time it is true with my position, so we also need to cooperate with the sea side, if there is a hostile unit chasing him when he returns, please send someone to help pick him up." ”
The commander immediately captured the point of the director's words: "Hostile units are pursuing? Can you explain what unit it might be? I can also arrange the corresponding combat duty troops. ”
"It could be a Raptor, a Ford, a Virginia, something like that."
"What?" The commander was already taken aback, "F22 stealth fighters, Ford-class aircraft carriers, Virginia-class attack nuclear submarines, what are you going to steal from the US military, you will summon a pursuit of this scale!" ”
At this time, the director sold a pass: "It's inconvenient to disclose the secret, in short, this thing that my subordinates bought for five million taels of silver must be worth the money." ”
No matter how the commander deployed, the director ended the call and looked at the two people sitting opposite, a paper figure standing on the table, holding a teapot and filling the teacup that the director had just drunk. "What do our technicians say? Rather than you say it's made of paper, I'm more willing to accept that it's a high-level machine that looks like paper. ”
As the leader of the group, Li Qiang spoke first: "Our technicians have already tested it, this is a piece of paper, there is no circuit or suspected circuit in it, all of them are plant fibers used to make paper, and there is no law in the molecular arrangement, in short, this is a piece of paper." ”
Sun Yuan added: "The eyes, mouth and nose are painted with duck blood, the left eye is big and the right eye is small, and the mouth is also crooked. From Ling Xiao's attitude, it can be seen that he doesn't care about this kind of thing, as if it is really something that can't be simpler. ”
The director mixed the paper man with his fingers, and the paper man quickly got up and continued to stand there in a daze: "But it's such a simple thing that can't be simple, it's more advanced than the robots made by our highest technology, and we can't start even if we want to study it." But you still did a very good job, it only took me a day to see your results, Li Qiang, it seems that I have been hiding you very correctly, you should return to the sea immediately, Ling Xiao has already gone to salvage the destroyer, I hope you can bring me good news tomorrow. ”
Sun Yuan asked a little eagerly: "Director, Ling Xiao said that this transaction costs five million silver, and only silver is needed for paper money." ”
"Good!" The director's answer made Sun Yuan a little inexplicable, transporting 250 tons of silver is much more troublesome than transferring 800 million RMB from the bank, but looking at the director's appearance, he can't wait for Ling Xiao to ask for silver, is it ......
"According to my years of work experience, Ling Xiao may be a portable system flow or a plane transaction flow, paper money is a thing that has no credibility, some places on the earth do not recognize, let alone other planets and planes, no matter where only precious metals are hard currency. Ling Xiao sent high-grade paper people but sold low-level warships, we should know that it is more practical for us to compare a battleship with paper people, buy one get one free, Ling Xiao has given enough face, we must maintain this relationship, so no matter whether Ling Xiao is a big build or exchange, I will support it. ”
Li Qiang and the director looked at each other and smiled: "It's really the same as what heroes see, I have supported giving silver from the beginning, and the quality of the things given by the system is based on the level and quantity of the sacrificial items, if Ling Xiao decides that the silver level is slightly inferior, we will give gold, hahaha......"
Sun Yuan looked at the two of them, and said faintly: "5 million taels of gold?"
"Ahem, cough, in view of the fact that the country is still very difficult, I think this time it is better to give silver, if Ling Xiao feels that it is inconvenient to collect silver, it is okay to exchange it for gold at the same price, remember to say that it is 'equivalent' when you talk to him, not 'equal weight'!"