Chapter 008: Show your skills and surprise foreigners

Jeff Richardson and George Paulpi are two cousins, who have been yearning for the mysterious oriental culture since childhood, and after a year of hard work and a month's vacation, they finally made the trip and flew to Zhonghai yesterday afternoon for a night.

Early in the morning, the brothers began a day's walk through the streets with backpacks, blending in with the flow of people, and when they reached the door of the store, George took out a map of Zhonghai City, distinguishing the location, and Jeff leaned over to discuss the route.

A white van gasped, 'squeaked', and stopped on the side of the road, 'whoosh', the door was vigorously pushed aside, and five tattooed young men came down, with a fierce expression that no one should approach, and almost engraved the word gangster on his face, which made people daunted.

The five young men stared fiercely at the human-shaped sheets on the steps, walked over quickly, and with a wave of their right arm, they pushed the backs of Jeff and George, two foreigners who were blocking the way.

β€œ**!” Jeff was suddenly pushed and stumbled, almost fell, glared at the backs of the five young men, rolled up the sleeves of his T-shirts, and showed his thick forearms, trying to find them a theory.

After George stood firm, he hurriedly grabbed him and said, "No, no, no, Jeff, don't be impulsive, there are many of them!" ”

Jeff compared the starting hand of karate and said, "Don't be afraid, George, I have practiced karate, give me ten minutes, and I promise to defeat them." ”

"No," George refused to let go, he was here to travel, not to fight, standing in front of Jeff, and persuaded: "Jeff, there is an old saying in China, the tiger does not press the snake when it goes down the mountain, and if we fight, we will go to the police station, this is not the United States, and there is not even a familiar lawyer, so it will be troublesome!" ”

"But...," Jeff looked at the five young men unwillingly, and suddenly saw a shocking scene, and exclaimed, "George, look!

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The five young men came to Mu Yi, who was like an old monk, and looked at the sheets, and from the exposed tips of their shoes, they concluded that it was indeed a person, not a broken stake.

The five of them spread out and half-surrounded Mu Yi, glanced at each other, and a small flat-headed young man in the middle said: "Boy, you are so bold that you dare to cross the line to rob our business, get up for me immediately, and go with my buddy, otherwise you will be good-looking."

The young man with a ponytail on the left side of Xiao Pingtou looked at Mu Yi, who was silent, bent down, and stretched out his hand to remove the sheets.

Before his hand touched the sheet, he was cut on his wrist with a palm knife, and he suddenly felt like his wrist was broken, "Ouch! They all cried out, retracting their hands and rubbing their wrists.

Xiao Ping and the other four people 'Teng' the ground and the anger came up, and they all raised their feet or kicked or kicked at Mu Yi.

Under the sheets, Mu Yi kicked his legs hard, his body soared into the air, avoiding the attacking four legs, bent his knees to both sides, and kicked in the abdomen of the two young men on the left and right, the two of them immediately snorted in pain, flew out upside down, fell to the ground, covered their abdomen and wailed.

At the same time, holding a brick in his left hand, he smashed it into the head of the young man in front of him, and the young man who kicked in the air did not react in a hurry, and watched the bricks instantly become larger, and with a muffled sound, there was a huge pain on his forehead, and a trace of blood seeped out of his forehead, and he screamed in pain, squatted down, and rubbed his head quickly.

When Mu Yi's body began to fall, his right hand swung a straight fist and hit Xiao Pingtou in front of him, Xiao Pingtou just closed his feet and stood firm, and hurriedly raised his elbows to block, only to feel a strong force coming, as if he had been hit by a hammer, he took three steps back, sat on the ground with his buttocks, his right forearm hurt as if he was broken, his face jumped, and he gritted his teeth and endured the pain.

The ponytail young man who was cut in the wrist by the palm knife found that his four companions were instantly knocked to the ground, and he couldn't believe it, and the pain in his wrist was cured for a while, and he watched in surprise as the sheet fell from mid-air to the ground, and a pair of sneakers immediately poked his head out of the sheet, and the corrugated soles were quickly imprinted on his face, his nose was flattened, the blood was squeezed out like tomato juice, his head was kicked back violently, and his body fell backwards uncontrollably.

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β€œwhat?” When George heard this, he hurriedly turned his head, only to see that the five young men who were full of momentum just now were all lying down or sitting on the floor tiles at this moment, their expressions were very painful, and they exclaimed, "Oh! Cake sellers! What's going on? ”

"That's amazing!" Jeff just boasted that he could get five young people in ten minutes under the condition of serious lottery, but the opponent was defeated in two or three seconds. looked at Mu Yi, and said with hot eyes: "This must be the legendary Chinese kung fu, no, I want to go to apprenticeship." ”

"No, no, no," George hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, and said: "We are here to travel, not to learn kung fu, besides, learning kung fu is not something that can be learned in a day or two of kung fu, or when you return to China, you can find another Huaxia martial arts hall to study hard!" ”

"Hmm...!" Jeff pondered for a moment and nodded, "That's right, but I'm going to get to know this master." He pushed George's arm away and walked forward.

George hurriedly followed, and the two brothers stepped aside.

"I hate it in my life when people call me a brat!" Mu Yi unexpectedly took the five young people by surprise and easily dealt with them, pushed the rusty bowl out, stretched out his foot and kicked the young man next to him who was hit by a brick to the head, and shouted: "People have roads, rats have rats, I don't bother to care about your dirty things, today's incident is caused by that fake cripple, let him come and apologize to me, this matter is over, otherwise don't blame me for making a big fuss and cutting off your way to eat."

The young man hurriedly got up, covered his head and ran towards the van.

After a while, the ragged lame man shrank his head and came to Mu Yi, bowed and apologized: "Brother, I'm sorry, it's me who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and I offended you, please forgive me!" At noon, please go to the Brother Hotel and make amends to you... ”

Mu Yi is still very grateful to the fake cripple in front of him, if it weren't for him, how could he have the opportunity to meet a beautiful woman who made his heart flutter.

"That's the end of today's matter, I hope you don't bully other people who really need help when you are sympathetic to cheating money, if you let me see it next time, I will make you really lame, okay, get out of me, bring the broken bowl and roll," kicked out and kicked over the fake cripple.

"Ouch!" The lame man fell to the ground and rubbed his chest, and when he heard the words, he hurriedly got up, grabbed the rusty bowl, pulled up to a few young men who fell to the ground, and ran quickly.

When the van came, no one paid attention, and when it went, everyone looked at it and was ashamed, and it squeezed out a cloud of green smoke, roared, and ran out, hurriedly merging into the driveway, hiding in the traffic, and quickly disappearing into the eyes of onlookers.

Mu Yi is a little helpless, this world is full of fakes and liars everywhere, it's not something he can handle, even if he beats these people to serious injuries, when they are healed, they will continue to pretend to be pitiful and sympathetic, and they may even get worse, and more importantly, his current identity is too sensitive to make a big deal on the street.

"Dead man, the mud is too bad!" As soon as Jeff waited for the van to leave, he hurriedly walked in front of Mu Yi, bent down, gave a thumbs up, and said in the American dialect of Huaxia: "Dead Fu, Waugh's name is Jeff-Richardson, can mud be called Wo's trillion?" ”

Mu Yi looked at the handsome faces of Europeans and Americans with a very three-dimensional sense through the cracks in the sheets, and smiled silently, your sister, what's the name is not good, call your brother-in-law - you insert it deeply, don't you want to take advantage of others?

"I'm sorry, I'm not called a master, and I don't have anything to teach you, what should you do," Mu Yi stood up, ignored the two foreigners, and turned around and walked into the gnawing shop, wanting to find a job.

"Dead Fu!" Jeff called out and chased after Mu Yi. George hurriedly caught up with him and said, "Jeff, let's go, our schedule is full." ”

Jeff nodded, looking at the humanoid sheet with some reluctance, half-pushed and half-pulled away by George.