Hello everyone, I'm Han Xin, I became famous overnight because of "crotch humiliation", I became a notorious wreck, my girlfriend said goodbye, and my parents swept me out of the house. When adults educate their children, they all say: If you don't study well, beware of being like Han Xin when you grow up.

I used to sleep on the streets, without enough to eat.

On this day, Liu Bang, the chairman of Hanjie Liquor, found me and asked me to be the image spokesperson of his company, and I was naturally ecstatic.

Liu Dong told me that first of all, he wanted to package me. So, the video of my crotch humiliation was uploaded to the Internet, which was wildly reprinted by netizens, and occupied the headlines of major networks. I have been frequently invited to various media for exclusive interviews, I said that my performance art is a critique and satire of the powerful society, and I am using practical actions to interpret the successful transformation of a ** silk man to a rich and handsome.

Of course, all this was planned by Liu Bang.

I was red and purple - I raised my head with my chest up, my air was magnificent, my eyes were bright, and I held the wine bottle in both hands and said an advertising slogan: The good Han world is good, and the Han world is better than the kidney treasure.

After such publicity, our sworn enemy, Chuhe Liquor, was almost squeezed out of the market.

However, just when we were complacent, Chuhe Liquor Industry killed a horse gun, and they invited a woman named Yu Ji to do publicity, this Yu Ji is Xiang Yu's woman, oh, what a closed moon and a shy flower!

She wore a wet three-point pose, posed in a classic S shape, dragged the wine bottle on her high bulging chest, and gently opened her lips and said: Chu River is good Chu River, lover Sai Chang'e.

Since then, the eyes of the earthlings have been taken away by Yu Ji, and the market share of the Hanjie liquor industry has shrunk extremely.

Since then, Yu Ji and I have not shared the sky, and the updated advertisements of the Hanjie Liquor Industry have been renovated, and we have done everything we can to fight each other. Naturally, my endorsement fee has also risen.

Just when the people of the world were overwhelmed by our open and secret battles, Yu Ji and I disappeared together, and Liu Bang and Xiang Yu dug three feet into the ground and couldn't find us - Yu Ji and I have already exceeded one million net worth, who is still showing up and screaming hoarsely to earn that bitter money?!

Yu Ji and I are scheduled to have a wedding on April Fool's Day, and the wedding banquet is set at the Utopia Hotel, and everyone is welcome to drink the wedding wine, wahahaha!!