Chapter 190: The Coal Boss Who Came to Find Trouble!
Chapter 190: The Coal Boss Who Came to Find Trouble!
"The third virgin of your second uncle, dare to say a word again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will directly gag your mouth with stinky socks." Liu hurriedly made a gesture to take off his pants.
Seeing this, Hu Gao hurriedly begged for mercy, "Don't, I'm most afraid of stink." ”
"It's good to know, tell you, Lao Tzu's stinky dead feet haven't been washed for half a year." Liu Xian chuckled and said word by word. His face was full of pride, as if he had done something that ordinary people couldn't do.
Su Ruilin, who was on the side, heard the conversation between the two people clearly, and suddenly the expression on her face changed several times.
Even the driver rat can't listen to it anymore, even if there is no lower limit, both of you are also considered people with status, how can there be no lower limit so much!!
Although it is said that there is such a small distance from the hi bar to the world, but for Su Ruilin, it is a long time, because the topic that these two people talk about is simply making people vomit.
It is even said that Su Ruilin has no interest in eating at this time.
"If you say any more, I'll have to go to the bathroom." Su Ruilin glared at the two of them and said word by word.
"Huh? Toilet? Hu Gao's eyes blinked a few times, "Then did you bring paper?" I have imported paper here. As he spoke, he took out a dozen pieces of paper from his pocket.
Seeing this, Liu Xian laughed, this Hu Gao is simply a talent, and he has a fight with Lao Tzu.
Finally arrived at the end of the food heaven, as soon as she got out of the car, Su Ruilin felt like a slave was free, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Liu Busy pointed to the gate of the world, and said, "Let's go, brother, you take the money!" “
When Hu Gao wanted to refute again, he suddenly smelled a foul smell, damn, this Liu Busy actually farted and plotted against himself, Tai Nima is hateful.
"Liu is busy, you wait for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants to return this fart to you." Hu Gao strode towards Liu Busy and chased after him.
At the dinner table, in addition to eating, Hu Gao also determined one thing, that is, on Sunday night, a banquet was held in the palace of the concubine to celebrate the complete success of this new book signing activity.
Sunday, night, Chaise Palace!
Without a VIP card, if you want to enter the Guifei Palace, it is simply difficult to go to the sky.
However, this is not a difficult task for Liu Busy at all.
Because, he is a distinguished guest invited by Hu Gao.
Under the reception of a special person, Liu Busy, who was dressed in a copycat costume, came to the special session under the ridicule of that person.
There is a good saying, called the dragon gives birth to the dragon and the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix, this Hu Gao has lived a rich second-generation life since he was a child. This circle of friends is naturally a rich second generation.
In addition to Liu Busy, he also invited some fox friends today.
These fox friends are either the second generation of officials or the second generation of rich, or both.
In the scene, men and women, the atmosphere was very lively, and as soon as Liu Xian came in, he smelled a strong smell of hormones.
Damn, do you say, this is a sleep conference?
Suddenly, in Liu Xian's mind, there was a scene of six or seven women sleeping with him.
scolded himself very secretly in his heart, and Liu Busy began to act.
To be honest, I slept until twelve o'clock today, and when I was about to eat something, I was treated as a laborer by Chen Chen and started to do housework, washing laundry, mopping the floor and wiping the table...... I've been busy until now.
Although there are some women in front of him, for Liu Busy, what attracts him the most now is the roast suckling pig on the table.
The suckling pig was roasted extremely exquisitely, and after Liu hurriedly swallowed and foamed, he directly stretched out his hand and began to eat.
Moreover, it makes a sound in its mouth.
Those who were invited by Hu Gao were all masters who usually pretended to be forced to pretend. The purpose of their coming here is very simple, to put it bluntly, to take this opportunity to meet one or two members of the opposite sex, and then directly do business in the palace of the concubine, which is the so-called most difficult sport in the world.
"What's the sound?"
"Look, who's that?"
"Damn, whose dog is this?"
"What's the situation?"
"Why is that guy's eating so disgusting?"
“……”
For a while, the eyes of the vast majority of people fell on Liu Busy, but Liu Busy directly ignored those people with the realm of everyone being drunk and I ate alone.
At this time, a female staff member dressed in extremely bright clothes came to Liu Xian's side.
"Have you eaten enough, sir?" The female staff member asked.
"Nope." Liu hurriedly said, "I'm about to swallow me, bring me a glass of cold boiled water." Hurry up. ”
Liu hurriedly stretched out his hand to catch the water, but after receiving it for a long time, he was empty, and he was immediately anxious.
"Damn, don't think that your breasts are big, I'm going to drink water, hurry up and get it."
Liu Xian's voice was very high, and it immediately attracted the strange eyes of countless people.
"What are you looking at, I've never seen a handsome guy!" Liu Xian said indignantly.
Hu Xiaoxiao knew that his brother held a private party today, and invited a lot of dog friends, so he came over when he had nothing to do.
Next to her, of course, was followed by a man who looked very tasteful.
"Xiaoxiao, this is the real handmade diamond ring I brought you from Switzerland, how about you take a look?"
Ma Tianquan had a smile on his face, and his eyes kept staring at Hu Xiaoxiao's chest. I almost glared into my eyes.
Hu Xiaoxiao glanced at it twice, and then said, "Put it on for me." Then as he walked, he stretched out his left hand.
"Smile and bring it, you must laugh at the city, and then laugh at the country." Ma Tianquan patted his ass. But in my heart, I was saying, when Lao Tzu puts you to sleep, this watch will be taken away.
Ma Tianquan, born as a coal boss, is a complete explosive household, and likes to play with these young rich second generations on weekdays, especially those open women.
In the past two days, Ma Tianquan has been eyeing Hu Xiaoxiao.
Just when Ma Tianquan thought that he would definitely be able to deal with this woman tonight. Visions emerge.
This nonsense smiled as if he had seen the God of Wealth, and he actually trotted forward and rushed forward.
"Xiaoxiao, you wait for me." Ma Tianquan was in hot pursuit.
However, when Ma Tianquan saw why Hu Xiaoxiao was like this, he was immediately furious.
Damn, it turned out to be a second thing that gnawed on a roast suckling pig.
"Hey, why are you here?" There was a hint of green light in Hu Xiaoxiao's eyes.
"Who are you? Don't interfere with me eating roast suckling pig. Liu Xian said indignantly, not looking at Hu Xiaoxiao at all.
"I, Hu Xiaoxiao, we met that day, how man, I forgot?" Hu Xiaoxiao said with a smile.
"Water, give me water!" Liu Busy asked for water again.
Hu Xiaoxiao saw the white eyes of the female staff member, and immediately became angry, came to her, and without saying a word, it was just two slaps, and then said angrily, "Damn, are you fucking deaf?" Didn't hear the request for water? ”
The female staff member knew Hu Xiaoxiao's identity, swallowed and foamed, and went to get water.
"Remember, Lao Tzu only drinks plain water." Liu Xianshuang added.
"Who's that guy?"
"Damn, why is he so good?"
"What does this guy have to do with Hu Xiaoxiao? There must be something unsavory between the two. Yes, there must be. ”
"Oh, do you see? That coal boss hasn't done it yet, it's a shame. ”
"What's the matter, I heard that this coal boss can't do that, maybe, I didn't make Xiaoxiao feel it after a few times."
"That's right, alas, if it were me, I would have committed suicide by hitting the wall."
“……”
An upstart like Ma Tianquan is the best face. Hearing those people talk about themselves like this, the nameless anger in my heart suddenly rose.
"Small, where are you? If you don't want to die, get out! Ma Tianquan pointed at Liu Xian and said.
When Hu Xiaoxiao saw this scene, he couldn't help but look at Ma Tianquan with a strange look.
This Hu Xiaoxiao has seen Liu Xian's move, and her eyes are clearly saying-Ma Tianquan, you are dead.
However, this look, in Ma Tianquan's opinion, is like a ** medicine - smile, when Lao Tzu finishes these two goods, he will go to bed to handle you immediately, you just wait.
"Say it again!" Liu Xian said lightly, unable to hear whether he was happy or angry.
"Damn, I just said, what's wrong!" Immediately, this Ma Tianquan repeated his previous words.
Liu Xian was gnawing on the suckling pig and said with a smile, "Son, you are so obedient, your father will say whatever you want." Come, I'll give you a piece of meat to eat. ”
When everyone heard this, they burst out laughing.
This Ma Tianquan originally wanted to pretend to be a good match in front of Hu Xiaoxiao, but now, he pretended to be grass instead of being beaten, and he was suddenly even more angry.
"You're fucking looking for death!" Ma Tianquan said and swung his fist towards Liu Xian's head.
said that it was too late and that it was fast, just when everyone thought that this punch would definitely hit Liu Busy, a strange scene appeared.
I don't know how this Liu Busy dodged, and it actually made Ma Tianquan eat directly.
Moreover, he also learned to bark as a dog.
Suddenly, the people around them laughed even more.
When this Ma Tianquan was helped up by the staff, he immediately began to scold in all directions - who is it? Who the fuck is making the secret trick.
Until now, he didn't understand who had attacked him.
"I said this dog, you're just hungry and want to eat bones, so you have to wait until I'm done gnawing it, right?" Liu hurriedly glared at Ma Tianquan and said word by word.
When Ma Tianquan heard this, his eyes were about to kill, and he rushed at Liu Hurry again.
It's just that at the moment when he pounced, Liu Xian didn't feel that a silver needle was weak with his left index finger.
Ma Tianquan only felt a slight itch in his lower abdomen, and he didn't care, but as soon as he ran two steps, he suddenly felt the urge to. And the urge was getting stronger and stronger, as if something was moving in his ass.
What's the situation?
Ma Tianquan was covering his ass at the moment, looking like an egg hurting.
"Huh? What's wrong with this coal boss? ”
"Look at him like that, like he's going to?"
"Damn, what does this smell like? Flavor of Nyima! ”