Chapter 610: We're going to report
Looking at the messy bed and thinking of last night's madness, Fang Mutian couldn't help but shake his head, and even though he was now a saint-level powerhouse, after last night's madness, he still felt a little sore in his waist.
After getting up, showering, washing and dressing, the doorbell rang.
When I opened the door, I saw the fat man and Xu Jie standing outside the door, but there was no Liu Xin'er and Xu Xinyan.
"Hey, Brother Tian, are you already up? We thought you weren't up. The fat man said with a grin.
Looking at the appearance of the fat man, Fang Mutian couldn't help but be stunned, could it be that they knew about the madness with Liu Xin'er last night? Impossible, right?
Fang Mutian rolled his eyes and said without leaving a trace: "Do you think I will have no concept of time?" By the way, what about Xin'er and Xinyan? ”
"Xinyan went to call Xin'er, Brother Fang, seeing that your legs are a little weak, tell us honestly, did you go out to play again after we left last night?" Xu Jie stared at Fang Mutian and said, "I heard that the Japanese lady's service is very complete, and this is a holy place for small movies, and the lady's service should not be bad." ”
"Yes, yes, we have watched a lot of small Japanese movies, but we have never seen those actresses, if we can meet an A-movie actress when we go out, it will be cool, that kind of service, just think about it, I have to be hard." The fat man nodded hurriedly.
"Fatty, you are too shameless, but you are not a like-minded person, the so-called people don't know Muto Lan, and it is in vain to watch all the A-movies; People don't know Matsushima Kaede, and the world is empty, if you can meet the two gods Muto Ran and Matsushima Kaede, it will be even cooler. Xu Jie said with a lewd face.
Hearing the words of the two, Fang Mutian almost didn't vomit blood, and said angrily: "Do you think I'm like you two bastards? The elve-worm with a full head knows to think about those things all day long, and the reason why Lao Tzu is like this is not to find a way to help you improve your strength. ”
Fortunately, these two bastards don't know that he is like this because he is crazy with Liu Xin'er, but the imagination of these two obscene-filthy guys is too rich, Lao Tzu is so handsome, so charming, and he goes out to find Miss?
"Is that really the case? Brother Tian, don't lie to us. The fat man was stunned.
"That's it, even if it's to find a way to help us improve our strength, you won't think that your legs will be weak, right? Brother Fang, we are all men, what's so embarrassing? If you go out and play, you play, and we won't laugh at you. Xu Jie also said.
"Get out!"
Fang Mutian was furious and said: "Lao Tzu is too lazy to talk to you two guys with unhealthy thoughts, believe it or not, it's up to you, anyway, Lao Tzu didn't go out to find any young lady." ”
"What Miss?"
At this moment, Xu Xinyan and Liu Xin'er, who came over, heard Fang Mutian's discussion and immediately asked curiously.
Fang Mutian shuddered, and hurriedly said, "It's nothing, it's these two bastards talking nonsense." ”
"We are talking nonsense? Brother Fang, don't wronged good people, do we have nonsense? Xinyan, Xin'er, we're going to report to you today that this guy who went out to play without me and the fat man, he went out to find Miss last night after we left. Xu Jie said angrily.
"That's right, we're going to report him for going out to find a Japanese girl last night, you see, his legs are weak, this is obviously the sequelae after going crazy, Brother Tian, don't make excuses, this situation has happened when we went out to play before, so even if you can fool Xin'er and them, you can't fool us, because we are men, we all understand." The fat man also shouted on the side.
Two shameless bastards!
You know everything, you know a yarn!
Fang Mutian turned green all of a sudden, completely hairy, fat people They said so, although Liu Xin'er knew what was going on, but what did Xu Xinyan think of him?
These two damn bastards, what good do you do to slander Lao Tzu like this?
It's just because of speculation, I didn't take them out to find Japanese girls, do you use this to slander Lao Tzu? You want to find a Japanese girl, why don't you go? Even if Lao Tzu really went, why should I take you with me when I went?
Liu Xin'er on the side heard the fat man's words, and her beautiful face turned red all of a sudden, she couldn't be clearer about what happened last night, and now that she thinks about it, she can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, it's so embarrassing, how can she be so?
But when they heard the fat man say that Fang Mutian went out to find a Japanese girl, Liu Xin'er immediately gritted her teeth, these two damn bastards, actually called Miss Ben Miss Japan, do those Japanese ladies have Miss Ben who is so naturally beautiful and captivates the country and the city?
It was really thunder that day, and they were chopped to death.
On the other side, Xu Xinyan's face was dark, although the fat man's words made her feel very vulgar, but as soon as she saw Fang Mutian's appearance, she immediately felt a little confident in her heart.
This bastard can't really go out to find Miss Japan, right? When he was at home, he was accompanied by Liu Shijing, and after only a few days of coming out, he couldn't help it?
None of the men are really good.
Regarding Fang Mutian and Liu Shijing's affairs, Xu Xinyan and Liu Xin'er have long known, although Xu Xinyan is very unwilling in her heart, but she is helpless, who told her that she has fallen in?
Fang Mutian felt Xu Xinyan's unkind gaze, and couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, secretly screaming that it was not good, this girl should not believe the fat man's words, right?
"Can you two bastards stop talking nonsense? Is Lao Tzu as unbearable as you say? Find Miss, shit, only a brain-brained bastard like you would do such a shit. ”
Fang Mutian was really angry, he decided that he must find a chance to clean up these two guys, it was just three days without fighting, and he began to go to the house to uncover the tiles.
You two bastards, you think it's good to do this? You are arrogant and cheerful now, but there are times when you are in pain.
When the fat two saw Fang Mutian refute, they still refused to admit it, and immediately wanted to criticize him with their opinions, but who knows, before they could speak, Liu Xin'er on the side was unhappy.
"Shut up, you shameless bastards!"
Liu Xin'er glared at the fat man viciously, and shouted: "You two idiots, looking for a young lady is the only thing you can do, right?" Our family Mutian would do such a thing, what kind of international joke is it? This girl tells you two idiots, even if you say flowers, I will believe our family. ”
After speaking, Liu Xin'er turned her head to Xu Xinyan and said, "Sister Xinyan, don't believe the words of these two idiots, what kind of person Mu Tian is, don't we know yet?" Do you think he's not honest and will go out and around? ”
After listening to Liu Xin'er's words, Xu Xinyan calmed down all of a sudden, and after thinking about it carefully, this is indeed the case, although this guy is a bit of a hooligan and a little shameless, but he will not go out to mess around, and he should not go out to find Miss.
However, Xu Xinyan is still a little uncertain in her heart, who knows if this guy will be able to hold it? After all, this is Japan, and these guys like to watch Japanese movies so much, don't they have any idea when they come here?
"Haha, it's still our family Xin'er who knows me and knows that I won't do that kind of thing." Fang Mutian laughed, grabbed Liu Xin'er's shoulders, turned his head to the fat man and said, "Hmph, you two bastards, wait for me, you dare to slander me like this, it's good for you." ”
When the fat two saw that Liu Xin'er was actually on Fang Mutian's side, their eyes were about to pop out, although he said that he was your boyfriend, but you were too relieved of him, right? How can you be so sure he won't go out and?
Man, how can there be anything that doesn't steal?
Fat people, they couldn't figure it out, in their opinion, Fang Mutian was very likely to have a good time last night, and he was crazy once, otherwise how could he just get up and walk as lightly as if he was stepping on a cloud?
I can't figure it out, but when I heard Fang Mutian's words, the fat man and the two trembled, and suddenly felt extremely bad, and they couldn't help but curse themselves for being idiots.
Fuck, I actually forgot that this guy was a pervert for the sake of a momentary getaway, what a idiot, it's over, this guy is very vindictive, what the fuck should I do now?
The fat man and Xu Jie instantly felt cold in their hearts, they were so slanderous, how could people not hate them?
Shit, what a fuck.
But who are the fat man and Xu Jie? They are shameless spokespersons with no lower limit, black can be said to be white in their mouths, knowing that they have angered Fang Mutian, but they can say that nothing has happened.
"Haha, Brother Fang, you are really good at joking, you like to joke so much like us, we are not good brothers, good buddies." Xu Jie said with a haha.
"That's it, we talked nonsense and wanted to deceive Brother Tian, but we didn't expect Brother Tian's reaction ability to be so strong, Brother Tian is Brother Tian, and he will always be the idol in our hearts and the beacon that guides us forward." The fat man also said with a sneer.
"Of course, he is our brother, we are all so eloquent, smart, well-behaved and cute, how can our brother Fang's reflexes be poor?"
"Brother Tian is in our hearts, use one word to describe it, that is strong, two words to describe it, that is awesome, three words to describe it, that is the dick bursting, let's not worship it."
"The so-called high place is not cold, and the masters are lonely, but I am not the master, and the fat man is not, the world asks me who the master is? Only Brother Fang is also. ”
"There are only strong players in the strong, a mountain and a mountain high, I am not the strongman, Xu hooligan is too far behind, who is the strongest person in the world? Of course, it's our cutest brother, who said no, I'm desperate with him. ”
In order to eliminate the grudge in Fang Mutian's heart for what happened just now, the fat man and Xu hooligan sang and harmonized, tried all the words they could think of, and slapped Fang Mutian's ass vigorously, what they wanted was to make him happy and comfortable.
Only when Fang Mutian is happy and comfortable, they will be happy and comfortable.