Chapter 288: Kiss for a Minute (Ask for Subscription!) )
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"What about the two of you?" Fang Mutian looked at the fat man and Xu Jie with ill will, Liu Xin'er had already fallen into his trap, and these two bastards had been laughing at him and exposing his shortcomings before, he wouldn't just let them go.
"What are we?"
The fat man and Xu Jie both trembled when they were stared at by Fang Mutian, and they had an extremely bad premonition, and they immediately cheered up one hundred and twenty percent of their spirits, for fear of his way.
"Of course it's a bet, aren't you laughing at the novels I wrote that aren't even as good as Xiaobaiwen? Don't you want to bet with me? Fang Mutian said with a smile.
"We don't bet with you." When the fat man and Xu Jie heard this, their heads shook into waves, and a fool would bet with him, they had already guessed that Liu Xin'er had lost more than 95% of the time, what kind of person Fang Mutian was, didn't they understand?
He doesn't have faith, will he bet? This guy never does things that he is not sure of, he is so arrogant, there must be some tricks, although they don't know what his tricks are, but he let himself bet with him, he must not have any good intentions.
"Really don't bet?" Fang Mutian raised his eyebrows and said.
"Don't bet." The fat man shook his head at the same time.
"Oh!" Seeing that the two guys were so vigilant and not fooled, Fang Mutian stimulated with words: "Liu Xin'er dares to bet, you don't dare to bet, don't you usually shout more?" How do you become a shrunken turtle now? I despise you, not even a woman. ”
The faces of the two fat men suddenly turned the color of pig liver, and they were angry and angry in their hearts, but in the face of Fang Mutian's ridicule and contempt, they dared to be angry and did not dare to speak, but they were even more sure that Fang Mutian wanted them to bet with him so much, it would definitely not be a good thing, which made them even more unwilling to gamble.
Fang Mutian glanced at them and continued: "Originally, I was thinking, make a bet with you, if I lose, I will consider teaching you kung fu, since you don't gamble, then forget it." [~] Tsk, my level of writing novels is not as good as that of elementary school students, and it's a pity that you don't even dare to bet. ”
The fat man's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly said, "Are you serious? ”
"You're not deceiving us?"
"Of course it's true, when did you see me deceive you?" Fang Mutian saw that the two guys were moved, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, which made people feel uncomfortable, and asked, "Bet?" If you want to bet, hurry up, and if you don't bet, forget it. ”
The fat man and the two glanced at each other, they were indeed moved, they had been watching Fang Mutian's kung fu for a long time, every time they saw Fang Mutian show his might, they were envious, but Fang Mutian didn't teach them for a long time, which made them very helpless.
In their opinion, after learning kung fu, not only is the fight great, but also so handsome, no matter when, in the bottom of the girl's heart, there is a hero complex, what girl doesn't want her boyfriend to be powerful and can protect her? Thinking about that scene, you know that you will definitely fascinate a large number of girls, and when the time comes, won't the pickled girls be caught? Absolutely invincible.
Kung fu is definitely an artifact for pickling girls. How could the two guys, Fat Man and Xu Jie, not be impressed?
Although they were very impressed, they didn't immediately agree, because they felt that it was most likely a trap, a pit dug by Fang Mutian, waiting for them to jump into it.
"Do you think I'm cheating on you?" Seeing that they were hesitating, Fang Mutian asked out loud.
The fat man nodded, don't we know what kind of character you have? How can you possibly do something bad for yourself? Isn't this in the pit for what are we?
"Do you think I can write a masterpiece?" Fang Mutian asked again.
The fat man and Xu Jie shook their heads, although they felt that Fang Mutian was cheating on them, but they didn't believe that he could create any divine works, is a god-level novel so easy to create? They are old fans of online literature, and they have read countless novels, but how many can really be called gods?
They didn't know Fang Mutian's writing level, with his ability, how could he write a god-level novel? But the feeling that Fang Mutian gave them made them feel that he could really do the same, so they didn't dare to agree to bet with him. [~]
"In that case, why don't you dare bet with me? Are you so afraid of losing? Fang Mutian said.
"That's it, you two cowards, aren't you just making a bet? What is there to be afraid of? This dead pervert made such a perverted and despicable bet, this girl dares to accept it, you two big men, and you are still so cringe, even I, a little woman, are not as good, I despise you. Liu Xin'er sneered on the side: "It's like this, I'm embarrassed to wear NIKE, do you know?" ”
Although Liu Xin'er is very confident in this bet, she is still a little worried that she will lose, so she pulls the fat man and the two of them up, so that even if she loses, there will be someone to accompany her.
The fat two were ridiculed by Liu Xin'er, their faces were red, the muscles on their faces were pumped, and they were forced to do this, they felt that if they were still so cringe, then they would really not be as good as women.
"Let's just bet, Brother Fang, let's say, what to bet on?" Xu Jie gritted his teeth and said.
"Yes, bet on it, we seem to be like women in real terms." The fat man also said.
"Very well, that's how you look like a man of flesh." Fang Mutian smiled, glanced back and forth between the fat man and Xu Jie, and said, "That's it, if I lose, I don't have any complaints about what you ask me to do, as for you losing." ”
The fat man and Xu Jie sighed in their hearts, looking at the smile on Fang Mutian's face that seemed to have succeeded in his treacherous scheme, they secretly screamed that it was not good, thinking that they had fallen into the trap set by this guy.
"What if we lose?" Xu Jie asked with a trembling voice, with the example of Fang Mutian's bet on Liu Xin'er before, he believed that what Fang Mutian wanted them to do would definitely not be easy.
Fang Mutian smiled hesitantly: "If you lose, you two bastards will kiss for a minute." ”
Two bastards, they dare to expose my shortcomings, I'm really tired of it, I want you to die and can't die anymore.
Listening to Fang Mutian's bet, the fat man and Xu Jie were struck by lightning and almost fell to the ground. Even Liu Xin'er and them also widened their eyes one by one, opened their mouths slightly, and looked at Fang Mutian as if they were watching a monster pervert.
Two big men kissing, and kissing for a minute, is there a more disgusting and perverted punishment than this?
Liu Xin'er was the first to laugh out loud, her face was full of smiles, she covered her stomach and laughed, and said: "Okay, very good, very good, it's this bet, Xu hooligan, fatty, you have made a lot of money this time." ”
At this moment, Liu Xin'er was very happy, she felt that her bet with Fang Mutian was nothing big compared to this, wasn't it just singing a song and dancing? Can two men kiss each other and have something to watch?
And looking at Fang Mutian, she felt that this dead pervert was immediately a little pleasing to the eye, of course, if he didn't make such a perverted bet on himself, it would be even more pleasing to the eye.
"Brother Fang, can you change it?" Xu Jie's heart was half cold, and his teeth chattered when he spoke.
I knew that I knew that it would definitely not be a good thing, but I didn't expect it to be perverted and disgusting to this extent, you see, this dead pervert, what kind of bet is proposed.
The fat man's face also turned green, his heart trembled, he couldn't wait to slap himself a few times, and secretly scolded himself in his heart for what he was doing just now, now it's okay, retribution is coming, right? It's really a matter of living for sins made by heaven, but you can't live for your own sins.
"No, that's it, besides, there is no result yet, who wins and who loses is not certain, you have to be like Liu Xin'er, you have to have confidence, maybe I am the one who loses in the end? Won't you earn it then? Fang Mutian shook his head, he couldn't seize the opportunity to punish these two bastards, how could he just let them go.
He also wanted to see the two of them kissing, and he believed that the scene must be very yellow and violent.
"That's it, this dead pervert made such a shameless bet on me, this girl is not afraid, what are you afraid of? Isn't it just a kiss? Now that we are comrades-in-arms, we should have confidence, and we can't run out of inches before we start. Liu Xin'er cheered them on.
The corners of the fat man's mouth twitched, and he said it lightly, isn't it just a kiss? Eldest sister, aunt and grandmother, these are two old men kissing each other, we like to kiss each other, but that is the mouth of a woman, not the mouth of a man.
Dear men, we are still hungry and thirsty to that extent, thinking about that scene, they feel a chill, a tumbling stomach, and almost vomit what they have eaten in the morning.
"Brother Tian, look" the fat man made his last struggle.
"What do you see? Do you want to be the king of turtles? It's a man, so be refreshed. Fang Mutian glanced at him and said, "Of course, if you admit that you are the eighth turtle king, I won't bet with you." ”
"Do you really want to back down and be the eighth turtle king?" Liu Xin'er also said with contempt and stimulation on the side.
The fat man and Xu Jie glanced at each other, when the turtle king eight? How could it be, they weighed it in their hearts, even if they endured the nausea for a minute, they would never be the turtle king, besides, would they really lose?
Although seeing Fang Mutian's sinister face made them extremely worried, but combined with the actual situation, they didn't think that they would lose, how could he, who wrote Xiaobaiwen like scum, write a masterpiece novel?
"It's out of the way, kiss for a minute, kiss for a minute, who is afraid of whom." The fat man gritted his teeth.
"Isn't it just a kiss for a minute? What's the big deal? In the past, it was a woman's mouth, but this time I changed my taste, and besides, as you said, we won't necessarily lose. Xu Jie snorted and said.
"That's right, comrades-in-arms, let's cheer up together, and wait to see this dead pervert pay for his arrogance today." Liu Xin'er clenched her fists and cheered up.
"Come on."
"Let's do it together." The two fat men nodded in encouragement.
Looking at the three of them, Fang Mutian's face was filled with an extremely bright smile, he wanted to laugh out loud, laughing that these three guys were too self-hypnotic.