Chapter 303: Dancing with Friends
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Chapter 303: Meeting Friends with Dance
Suddenly, Liu hurriedly stopped his steps, stood in place, and actually danced a small apple, and it was very cute and funny.
Seeing this scene, those killers who came to besiege couldn't help but be stunned.
What's going on? This guy can't be crazy, right?
I think it's possible, you can see that this little apple is dancing okay, but it's just a little out of tune.
Hey, let's do it first, or wait until he's done jumping?
Well, it depends on what Brother Snake means.
What about Brother Snake?
Look at Brother Snake is here, Brother Snake is here.
Although Brother Snake appeared, Liu Xian was still dancing the little apple to his heart's content.
Seeing this scene, Brother Snake was stunned, he has never encountered this kind of thing in the years since his debut, which is simply too strange. Before leaving, he danced the little apple so calmly.
Oh my boy, why doesn't he do a striptease?
Just when Brother Snake was stunned, Liu Xian suddenly stopped, and turned around, stared at those killers and asked, "Dude, do you want to learn to dance the little apple with my brother?" Don't 998, don't 2800, just thirty-eight, how about it, the package will be, and the tuition will not be refunded, how about it, are you interested? ”
"If you form a group report, you will get a 20% discount!"
"Hit your sister!" Brother Snake was angered by Liu Busy's thunderous behavior, and immediately roared, "Damn, death is on the verge of death, and you are still pretending to be stupid and cute, don't you know that Lao Tzu hates people who sell cuteness the most?" ”
"This,I really don't know.,Weakly ask.,Are you blind in this eye because you're cute?" Liu Xian pointed to Brother Snake's one-eyed, very curious look.
When the rest of the people heard this, they couldn't help but be stunned.
You must know that this snake brother hates others to talk about his eyes the most, I remember that after drinking, a boy who didn't know the height of the sky mentioned Brother Snake's eyes, and he was gouged out and blinded by Brother Snake immediately. So, since then, no one has dared to mention Brother Snake's eyes again.
However, today, this little thin man, a dying man, dared to point to Brother Snake's eyes and mention his eyes, which is simply the rhythm of death. That's what the Internet quote is, nozuonodie.
Everyone's eyes widened, waiting for the show to come.
"Look for death!" Brother Snake was really furious, and after shouting, he pulled out the gun on his waist.
"No, there's a gun!" Liu Xian suddenly made a frightened look, which was very real.
When everyone saw this, they burst out laughing.
Damn, with this little ability, you dare to provoke Brother Snake.
Damn, who said we had several brothers folded in his hands?
Damn, you say, when will he pee his pants?
In my opinion, less than five seconds?
Three seconds, three seconds at most!
Brother Snake smiled coldly, "Listen now, gouge out your left eye!" ”
"What?" Liu Xian was stunned, "Don't, the eyes are the windows of the soul, if this is dug up, how can you watch the beauty take a bath in the future?" ”
"Either gouge out your eyes or die, two paths, you choose now!" Brother Snake said coldly, his eyes full of murderous madness.
"There's no third way?"
Although Brother Snake didn't answer, the look in his eyes already said everything.
"Well, in that case, let's gouge out our eyes." Liu hurriedly shrugged his shoulders, but the scene that happened in the next second made everyone stunned.
I don't know when, more than a dozen stones appeared in Liu Busy's hands.
Whoosh!
He shot like lightning, and the stones hit the center of the opponent's eyebrows like darts.
The whole process of shooting was less than a minute.
I only heard the screams endlessly, and in the next second, those killers, including Brother Snake, were rolling on the ground one after another.
Liu Xianhu smiled suspiciously, "Alas, why are you doing this? I don't understand what's going on in your heads! ”
After that, Liu hurriedly jumped and directly subdued Brother Snake who wanted to resist.
"Isn't it good? However, compared to your master, it is simply weak. Liu Busy stuck one hand on Brother Snake's neck, with a smile on his face.
"Y-you, who the hell are you?" Brother Snake now knows thoroughly that he has provoked someone who should not be provoked. And just the other party's means of making a move, I am afraid that I will cultivate for another hundred and eighty years, and I will not be the opponent of the other party.
Pit, Tainyima pit!
"Man!" Liu Xian smiled weirdly, "Didn't you want to gouge out your eyes?" Hehe, then Lao Tzu will fulfill you! ”
As he spoke, Liu Xian had already pulled out the sharp blade on Brother Snake's thigh. Out of the knife, ruthless, accurate, fast.
Brother Snake screamed, and then said goodbye to the light of this world completely.
"My eyes, my eyes ......"
Brother Snake had walked less than three steps before he had already fallen to the ground. His face was already covered with blood, and people couldn't help but shiver at it.
The rest of the people saw this scene clearly, and the action of this person digging out his eyes with a knife alone already showed his professional level. Don't say that you have four hands, even if it is eight hands, I'm afraid that they are not the opponents of the other party.
At this time, Liu hurriedly coughed twice, and suddenly frightened those people and trembled again and again.
The killer is not afraid of death, but because he already has various ways to die in his heart. However, these killers faced the little thin man in front of them, but they couldn't think of what kind of death they would have.
That's right, in fact, at the moment when Liu hurriedly pulled out a knife and gouged out his eyes, the psychological defense line of these killers had collapsed.
"I don't want to ask a second time, who sent you." As soon as Liu Xian's words came out, those so-called killers immediately began to look around.
True, they don't know who the employer is.
"Master, we really don't know, we just know how to give money."
"That's right, what we say is the truth."
"If you don't believe it, you can ......"
Liu Xian smiled coldly and set his eyes on Brother Snake, who had already fainted in pain at this time. A soak of urine woke up Brother Snake, and Liu Xian's cold voice suddenly sounded,
"Say, who is the employer?"
"How is it possible for us to know who the employer is, you—ah, my eyes? What about my eyes? Why can't I see anything, it hurts, it hurts......" Brother Snake became frantic and stretched out his hand to find his eyes.
"Alright, now let's get ready to pay." As soon as Liu was busy with these words, those killers couldn't help but be stunned. They all showed puzzled looks.
Could it be that taking money can save your life? For a while, those killers began to take money.
"Great, start jumping now!" As soon as Liu Xian's words came out, those killers were immediately stunned.
"Start jumping?"
"Jump on what?"
"Jumping into the Yellow River? But where is the river? ”
Liu Busy saw that those killers did not react, a vertical leap, kicked a person away, the person's body flew out of five meters, and then fell to the ground heavily, spitting out a mouthful of blood,
"Damn, if you pay the fee, you have to jump, little apple!"
Hearing this, those killers were stunned. However, what can the killing god in front of him do if he says so?
As a result, these killers, who usually make a living by killing, actually began to dance the little apple.
"Damn, do you want to disgust Lao Tzu?" As soon as Liu was busy with these words, those killers were so frightened that they immediately collapsed to the ground.
"Damn, just such a little psychological quality, and still want to be a killer, it's really a shame for the killer industry."
Liu Busy shook his head helplessly, that's it, Lao Tzu still has to go to the supermarket to buy vegetables, and time is very precious!
"I'll give you a minute now, and I'll cripple your legs!"
As soon as Liu was busy with these words, he began to look at his watch.
No one dares to doubt the authenticity of Liu Busy's words, as a killer, they can bear it in their hearts by breaking their legs. In the end, compared to Brother Snake, he is much stronger. These legs are broken, and they can be picked up immediately when they go to the hospital, but what about these eyes?
Truth be told, these killers are still a little excited.
Thus, the most cold-blooded and cruel scene in history happened.
The killers formed a group and began to harm each other.
"Very well, for the sake of your good behavior, I will spare your life today." Liu Xian smiled faintly, and then jumped on the small apple as he walked, and ran towards the supermarket.
Even if he thinks with his toes, Liu Xian can guess who sent these people, and eighty percent of them are the goods of Nangong I.
When he came to the supermarket, Liu Busy ran directly to the vegetable sales area. After buying all kinds of vegetables he needed, Liu Busy jumped home.
If Chen Chen was given the choice, he would rather sacrifice a few years of life than get stomach cancer. However, fate is so fair.
However, she never expected that Liu Xian would have a way to treat this disease. Moreover, his medical skills were recommended by Chen Yuquan, a leader in the Western medical field in Zhangshi.
Before, she was already desperate for life, but now it can be said that she is full of hope for life.
So, she was very obedient and still soaking in the medicine barrel.
Until Liu hurriedly returned.
"Oh, I'm still afraid that you will come out, it seems that I am thinking too much." Liu Xian smiled, then threw a wink at Chen Chen, and then rushed to the kitchen with the dishes.
"Can I come out now?" Chen Chen's voice raised a lot.
"I can't."
"When will it come out?"
"When I'm done cooking, then I need to take advantage of the power of the medicine to perform the ruffian acupuncture method on you."
When Chen Chen heard this voice, he was immediately a little speechless. Plankton stitching? What kind of stitch is that?
"What do you say? Plankton stitching? Chen Chen had some suspicions that his ears had misheard.
"That's right, it's the ruffian acupuncture."
What kind of stitching is ruffian? It must be this rascal who is fooling himself. Soaking to this extent, Chen Chen is basically used to it. Now she feels much better than before, and she is obviously full of energy.
However, just as she was about to secretly leave the medicine barrel and go to the toilet, she found that her clothes were missing.
It must be this stinky rascal's ghost, it must be him, and he can do this kind of thing.
What to do?
What to do?
Now that I'm holding it back, I can't pee into this medicine bucket.
Never! r1058
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