Lin Xiaohu sighed: "The old monk is too godly, he calculated that I have many women and subordinates in my life, and he also calculated that I am a rich and noble person, and what is even more outrageous is that he actually said that the child in Maomao's belly can't be saved, and he can't leave me an heir in this life." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Long Huafeng exclaimed in surprise: "Really fake?"

Lin Xiaohu sighed and nodded, and said, "Yes, he can calculate many things about me." Long Huafeng shouted: "No, this can also be calculated." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Who said no, so I obeyed him early in the morning, I want to worship him as a teacher to learn the ability to tell hexagrams, he didn't teach me, saying that I am not the apprentice he will accept in the future, and I can't pass on the slightest skill to me." I asked him how to change Maomao's fate, but he refused to reveal it. Haven't I been getting close to him all the time, I'm going to make a friend first, and then slowly get something useful out of his mouth. ”

Long Huafeng said incredulously: "According to what you said, he is simply an old immortal." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Who said no. When I was calculated by him at that time, I felt that Guanyin had come down to enlighten me. Long Huafeng smiled and shook his head: "No way, no way, I don't believe that an ordinary person can calculate the fate of others." Even if we have this ability, it is the first to be researched by the United States, how can we Chinese people have that kind of ability?"

Lin Xiaohu said: "Don't underestimate the wisdom of the ancients. That great monk is in possession of Zhou Yi, you know Zhou Yi, right?"

Long Huafeng said: "I've heard of it, it's a very mysterious and mysterious knowledge, and I heard that there are no more than ten people in the country who understand Zhou Yi." Lin Xiaohu said: "That's right, since we don't understand, how do we know how powerful this science is?"

The two chatted all the way, and then drove the car to the gate of the courtyard in Shichahai, and got out of the car one after another, Lin Xiaohu asked Long Huafeng to wait at the door, and went to the main gate of Prince Gong's Mansion to pick up Fa Yu. Long Huafeng is an idle character, and proposed to go with him, and also take a look at this legendary monk in advance.

Lin Xiaohu glanced at the door when he passed by the gate of the courtyard, the copper lock was hung high, it seemed that Li Bing and Wang Baoqiang had not come back after returning to their hometown for the New Year.

Lin Xiaohu and Long Huafeng found Fa Yu under the wall opposite the main gate of Prince Gong's Mansion, and when they saw him, Lin Xiaohu was surprised and laughed at the first sight, what happened? This fat monk actually brought a pair of black sunglasses, with his huge head, fat face and earthy yellow costume on his body, which looked like a monk and not a monk. Lin Xiaohu felt that if he was stripped of his outfit and replaced him with ordinary clothes, he would definitely be mistaken for a chef or a gangster.

Lin Xiaohu hurriedly stepped forward to greet him, and Long Huafeng looked the fat monk up and down with a look of surprise.

Lin Xiaohu affectionately walked side by side with Fa Yu, took him to the courtyard, and introduced him to Longhua style on the way. At that time, Lin Xiaohu just casually introduced Long Huafeng, saying that Long Huafeng was his younger brother, but this fat monk seemed to see something from Long Huafeng, turned around and stared at him up and down several times.

Lin Xiaohu saw it in his eyes, and asked with a smile: "Master, why do you look at my brother like this?" Could it be that you already know each other?" Fa Yu shook his head and said, "Lord Lin, this godbrother, is a big man, how can I, a mountain monk, have the fate to meet him?"

Speaking of this, Long Huafeng couldn't hold back any longer, and opened his mouth to shout: "Master, how do you know that I am a big man?" Fa foolishly smiled and said nothing, looking unfathomable. Long Huafeng laughed at himself and said: "I'm a bullshit big man, master, you are a bad person." I want to work without a job, I want a house without a house, I want money without money, I want a daughter-in-law without a daughter-in-law, and the whole thing is 'four no products'. If it weren't for my brother's help, I wouldn't have survived. ”

Fa Yu smiled and said to Lin Xiaohu: "Master Lin, your thousand brothers are like you, they like to tease poor monks. It is important to know that the monks never speak to anyone. If I'm not sure, how can I just talk nonsense?"

Lin Xiaohu said: "Then I'll give my brother a hexagram later." Fa Yu said, "This is no problem. The poor monk didn't want to bother Lord Lin, so he gave him a hexagram to express his feelings. ”

As they spoke, the three of them walked to the gate of the courtyard. Lin Xiaohu took out the key to open the big lock, walked into the courtyard with it, opened the door of the north room again, and invited Fa Yu to enter.

Because no one lives in the yard, I haven't turned on the boiler heating, and when I walk into the house, it's extremely cold, and I only feel colder than outside. Fortunately, there was an air conditioner in the house, and after plugging in the electricity, it was turned on to the highest temperature and maximum wind, and the house quickly warmed up. Lin Xiaohu plugged in the water dispenser again, turned on the power, and after the water boiled, he made tea for Fa Yu, and asked Long Huafeng if he drank it, this kid just shook his head, staring at Fa Yu with clear eyes, and seemed to have been deeply attracted by the hexagram he had inadvertently revealed.

Lin Xiaohu said: "Master, you said that you would come to the capital to travel that day, and after half a year, I thought you wouldn't come." Fa Yu sighed and said, "Hey, I am entangled in mundane things, and I can't get out." That is, taking advantage of the New Year, everyone has no time to watch the Buddha burn incense when visiting relatives and friends, and the poor monks are busy running to the capital to have a stroll and appreciate the scenery of the capital. ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "The master came to Beijing this time to go to the famous temple in the capital to talk to ...... Do you want to talk about the law with your fellow practitioners, or do you want to have a trip in the capital?" Fa Yu nodded and said, "Both!"

Lin Xiaohu asked again: "How long will you stay?" Fa Yu thought for a while and said, "It's hard to say this, it depends on fate." ”

Lin Xiaohu said, "How long is the shortest?" Fa Yu thought for a moment and said, "It will take half a month to say less." ”

Lin Xiaohu thought to himself, in two weeks, it will be worth finding someone to serve him, as long as he has this good fate, the benefits he will get in the future will be immeasurable, so he said: "Okay, then I will immediately call my subordinates who went back to their hometown for the New Year, and let them be responsible for your food, clothing, housing and transportation here." ”

Fa Yu pretended to be polite and said, "Master Lin, you are too polite, how can this be done?"

Lin Xiaohu heard that there was no obvious refusal in his words, so he smiled and said: "I am a good friend as a master, and a good friend comes to the door, of course I have to entertain him with the highest courtesy." Okay, that's it. Master, if you are polite, you will look down on me Lin someone. Fa Yu was not polite at all, his eyes turned to Long Huafeng and said: "Then the poor monk is not hypocritical." Well, while I'm free now, I'll give your brother a hexagram. ”

Long Huafeng stood up excitedly and said, "Okay, I've been waiting for you for a long time." ”

Lin Xiaohu said, "Master, you don't seem to have brought a sticker, right?" Fa Yu smiled slightly, took the burden on the table, and untied it in front of Lin Xiaohu and Long Huafeng, which was the first sign holder, and there were two Buddhist scriptures like things below, as well as a watch, a handkerchief, in addition, there was also a small cloth bag, which looked very similar to the money bag containing broken silver and copper coins in ancient times.

Fa Yu straightened the sticker, put it on the table, tied the burden again, and said to Long Huafeng: "This donor, you can draw one." ”

Lin Xiaohu saw that Fa Yu had come to the capital for this trip, and even brought the guy who was eating, and suddenly had a thought in his heart, this fat monk should not have come to the capital to make money. The people of Beijing are either rich or expensive, and they are far from being comparable to small places like Qingdao. And these rich and noble people in Beijing are basically superstitious, and they believe in "superstitious" activities such as divination and incense. It is no exaggeration to say that Fa Yu calculated a hexagram for the rich and noble people in the capital, and what he earned was definitely many times more than the same hexagram earned in Qingdao. Well, is it true that he came to the capital to travel and make money?

When Lin Xiaohu was thinking about this, Long Huafeng had already drawn a lottery and took it to Dingqing in front of him to look at it. Fa Yu didn't snatch it from him, but let him see it.

Long Huafeng watched and whispered: "The fallen leaves are still scattered, and the cold chickens are frightened." I know when I see each other, and I am embarrassed at this night. After reading it, his brows furrowed, and after looking at it for a while, a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said, "It should be not bad, I won the lottery!" As he spoke, he handed it to Fa Yu.

Fa Yu received it in his hand, and did not recite a long list of Buddha thirst as before, looked at the sign, and said, "This sign is the main marriage." Long Huafeng smiled: "Oh, how to solve it?" What can you see?"

Fa Yu said: "The last two sentences are mainly to say that you should not be in a hurry in marriage, otherwise it will lead to emotional disorders and loss of judgment." Long Huafeng was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "I don't seem to be in a hurry, and it's useless to say that I'm in a hurry, I have to be in a hurry to work." Fa Yu said: "The first two sentences are to say that there are about to appear in your peaceful life that will disrupt the peace, and it is unknown whether things are good or bad. Long Huafeng laughed and said, "This sentence is completely nonsense, no, it should be 100% correct nonsense." ”

Lin Xiaohu also interjected: "Yes, master, didn't you say that one of the differences between a liar and a master is that a liar always gives vague conclusions, while a master will only give the only conclusion." Fa Yu said complacently: "The poor monk hasn't finished talking yet." The hexagram is explained in this way, but the specific way depends on the deduction of the poor monk. Long Huafeng said with interest: "Then master, hurry up and deduce." Fa Yu said: "In fact, the poor monk has already deduced it. The uncertainty of this little brother's marriage can be said to be very rare. Next year, you're going to marry a woman, but the marriage won't last two years before it ends......"

Speaking of which, Lin Xiaohu and Long Huafeng's faces changed. Long Huafeng snorted coldly and said: "Alarmist, what evidence do you have......" Speaking of this, Long Huafeng himself also felt that what he said was meaningless, people were originally fortune-telling, it was expected, how could there be any evidence? If there is evidence, it is not called a fortune telling, it is called a documentary.

Fa Yu was not angry either, and continued: "You will have three failed marriages in your life. Long Huafeng scolded "Damn", but everyone knew that he was not scolding Fa Fool, he was probably scolding his luck, and asked: "Can the fourth marriage be successful and happy?" Fa Yu shook his head with a wry smile and said, "The third marriage will last until the end of your life. ”

Long Huafeng glanced at Lin Xiaohu, with a ridiculous expression on his face. Lin Xiaohu couldn't cry or laugh, he thought that the Long Huafeng in Fa Yu's mouth was full of twists and turns in marriage, and after experiencing the first three failed marriages, he would be able to usher in the fourth and should be the last happy marriage, who knew that there was no fourth time, the third time was directly to the end, until he died. In other words, he doesn't want to have a happy marriage in his life.

Long Huafeng smiled bitterly for a moment and said, "Master, then can you figure out who I have combined with in these three failed marriages?" Fa Yuha smiled and said, "If I can even calculate the identity of the other party, I will not be called a half-immortal, I will be a real immortal." Alas, donor, there is nothing I can do about it. ”