Chapter 105: Drunk

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Although the "lamb skewers" barbecued in this restaurant did not taste very good, the four of them drank to their heart's content. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

I don't know if Cheng Dawei inherited the genetic relationship of the excellent physical fitness of black people, and drank the old-fashioned snow beer, a large bottle of beer nicknamed the stuffy donkey, as white water, and killed an entire box by himself, and quietly solved hundreds of "mutton skewers".

Lao Zhan and Lao Cannon seemed to appreciate the black brother in front of them very much, and they didn't refuse to drink until the cup was dry, but they didn't eat much, and only ran to a small plate of fried peanuts on the table. After three rounds of drinking, Cheng Dawei's words also increased, and he rolled up his sleeves to reveal a blue tattoo on his forearm, which was a word "benevolence".

Seeing this, Ling Yang admired it very much, but he didn't expect Cheng Dawei to be a person in the rivers and lakes, until Cheng Dawei drank it, took off his coat and picked up the wine bottle with his bare shoulders and blew off the whole bottle, Ling Yang took a peek at the whole picture, and saw clearly that there were four big characters embroidered on his entire arm: fried shrimp!

"Emma, this tattoo can simply blind other people's dog eyes, it seems that Big Viagra is also a person with a story!" Ling Yang was stunned, unaware that he was scolding himself.

"Of course!" Cheng Dawei stroked the beloved tattoo on his arm; "My ambition is to learn 1,200 dishes from the Manchurian and Han cuisines and become a high-end chef! My brother and I have the same dream, at that time I wrote a stir-fried shrimp, he wrote a braised pork ribs, and when our brothers and sons have made up enough tuition, they are ready to go to Lanxiang or New Oriental for further study......"

Ling Yang had a general understanding of Cheng Dawei's origins, Cheng Dawei and his younger brother Cheng Erwei were both abandoned babies who were picked up by a vegetable farmer surnamed Cheng at the junction of urban and rural areas. The old man of the vegetable farmer lived alone all his life, living by planting vegetables in a greenhouse, and was full of joy after picking up the two black grandsons, and worked hard to pull the two brothers to grow up, but the life was hard, and he could only support the two brothers to finish primary school, but fortunately, the two guys were physically strong, and they grew to a height of nearly one meter eight when they were twelve or thirteen years old. The old vegetable farmer usually fishes and touches the shrimp, saves frugal land and refuses to lose the nutrition of two and a half children, the two brothers are very strong, and after dropping out of school, they have been looking for construction sites to work hard to feed their grandfather, and they are rare and filial piety people.

The meal lasted three hours, and the table was piled with empty wine bottles and bamboo skewers for barbecue. After listening to Cheng Dawei's words, the old war and old cannon have regarded Cheng Dawei, who also has a straightforward personality, as his own brother, and left each other's contact information, so he almost drank blood wine and burned incense to worship him.

Ling Yang admired Cheng Dawei's grandfather, not only moved by the international humanitarian spirit of the old man's adoption of foreign abandoned babies, but also very appreciative of the old man's simple and rude way of naming - Dawei Erwei has achieved many socialist characteristics, and he doesn't care at all that people are real foreigners, so he can be called a jack craden or something, this can be in line with people's blood symbols, isn't it?

Cheng Dawei's brothers are tall and strong, nearly two meters tall when they become adults, standing together like two towers made of steel, even the old war and old artillery are dwarfed, of course, they refuse to work hard all the time, and they have been messing around in the rivers and lakes for a while, and they are quite famous in this area, which is why Cheng Dawei used a bad excuse, but he was able to ask for leave from the foreman countless times. It's just that the vegetable farmer surnamed Cheng doesn't want them to go down the crooked path, scolding and beating, and the two brothers just throw away their hands and live a serious life.

It is said that there are hundreds of countries and billions of people in the world, and the Great Heavenly Empire accounts for more than one billion people of fifty-six nationalities, and the gentlemen of each province have the custom of singing and dancing after drinking.

Ling Yang is not like the three rough men who drink at the same table, they can drink liquor as water, in terms of Ling Yang's amount of alcohol, every sip of beer is grinning like drinking a burning knife. Ten bottles of beer were in his stomach, and Ling Yang, whose face was red like a volcanic eruption, began to be unable to suppress his excitement, staring at his two eyes and insisting that he was a descendant of Genghis Khan. After being questioned, he took off his pants on the spot, stood on the table and sprinkled the pet dog raised by the barbecue restaurant owner with a turbulent stream of urine, and performed a modern version of the owl owl for everyone, and was almost bitten into a eunuch by the angry pug.

The remaining three people persuaded Ling Yang to come down, and when they saw that this wine really couldn't continue to drink, otherwise they would have to die. The old cannon then beckoned the proprietress to settle the bill, but Cheng Dawei didn't rush to pay the money in a fake way, but just made an appointment with the two brothers to come here at this time two days later to have a drink. Cheng Dawei said that he could get his salary the day after tomorrow, and when the time came, he would bring his younger brother Cheng Erwei with him, so that everyone could get to know each other. But there is only one condition: a guy like Ling Yang who is drunk and crazy without any means must not be carried, it is too torturous.

After breaking up with the black brothers, the old soldier and the old cannon supported Ling Yang left and right to walk back, but Ling Yang vomited for a while when he walked a few meters, disgusting Lao Zhan, and was thinking about whether to knock him unconscious and go back, Ling Yang saw a family of earth dogs tied to the door, and suddenly came to his senses, and his eyes were shining and he ran over, and he couldn't catch up if he wanted to.

I saw Ling Yang suddenly pounce on the ground, slid on the dirty and slippery snow, hugged the head of the earth dog and choked up: "Who specially tied the white dragon horse as a teacher here, if it freezes to death on a cold day, who will carry me to learn the scriptures?" ”

Fortunately, the earth dog was not big, and when he saw that there was a human who couldn't open his eyes, he took the initiative to run up and provoke him, and he was immediately furious, roaring and biting Ling Yang. Thanks to the fact that it is winter now, Ling Yang is wearing a relatively thick down jacket, but his clothes have been bitten to reveal the fine down flying around, otherwise he would have to get a rabies vaccine. The old cannon who followed behind was shocked, and rushed forward in three steps and two steps, dragging Ling Yang's legs to save him from the dog's mouth.

Ling Yang scratched his hands on the ground and refused to get up, and finally grabbed a small piece of green velvet blanket from the garbage heap, planted it on his head, covered his face and smiled: "Don't pull me away, I'm your Uncle Pleasant Goat, so much grass here hasn't been eaten yet." When I'm done eating, I'll make an appointment with Bald Qiang to cut down trees.,I heard that Xiong Da Xiong Er and Saint Seiya are both on a business trip......"

Originally, Lao Zhan couldn't bear it, but it seemed that it would not work without a heavy hand at the moment, and it would be strange if Ling Yang continued to make trouble like this and not provoke the police, so he punched Ling Yang in the temple. Lao Zhan's strength was well controlled, so that Ling Yang would not be sent out of a concussion, and it would make him temporarily lose his coma, and the whole world would calm down.

Ling Yang had a strange dream, in which he turned into a people's policeman with a solemn national emblem on his head, caught many criminals in the face of bullets, and finally became the director of the public security bureau. At this time, Brother Hao limped in front of Ling Yang, patted Ling Yang on the shoulder and said What is the future of being a policeman, earning that dead salary is not enough to eat a meal of seafood, it is better to follow yourself and mix with the underworld.

Ling Yang was overjoyed, and left the police station with a whole suitcase of gold bars behind Brother Hao, but he stepped into the air and fell into a bottomless black hole, struggling and shouting for a long time before falling into a pool of water, splashing high. Ling Yang exclaimed in surprise and sat up from the bed suddenly.

Ling Yang, who woke up from the nightmare, had palpitations, and looked left and right blankly, only to see the old cannon holding an empty basin that was still dripping with water droplets, standing by the bed and looking at him with a smile. Ling Yang wiped the water all over his face and said angrily, "Can't you wake me up properly?" It's a pity that I bought a new Metersbonwe, you will lose my money, or you will deduct it from your dividends! ”

Lao Zhan walked over and handed Ling Yang a set of clean clothes and trousers, and said with a smile: "Your clothes have long been torn into rags by your white dragon horse, and you have to change them to new ones...... Hurry up, the idea is going to escape! ”

The idea that Lao Zhan said was Lord Belle and his group. Ling Yang's spirits were greatly lifted, he tore off the clothes that were torn into strips on his body, hurriedly put on dry clothes and pants a few times, endured a headache and ran to the window to look out, only to see the three brothers of Lord Belle poking their heads out of the unit door, looking around for a moment, and running towards the outside of the community. The two black shadows hidden behind an abandoned rockery followed lightly and quickly, and the figures were Xiao Bai and Xiao Wu.

At this time, Brother Hao also packed up his things, opened the door and beckoned the three of them: "Hurry up and keep up, those two boys are inexperienced, don't lose their ideas...... Oh, master, you're awake, why didn't you see your white dragon horse and Saint Seiya? Did you wander around to the west to learn the scriptures? ”

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