Chapter 0005 Brother Mountain God also has chicks ~ chickens
Pinching his thighs, a feeling of pain came, and Xiao Long couldn't help grinning.
"If you're not dead, you can't die like this. Damn it...... Woo woo, woo woo woo......" Xiao Long cursed a few words, and then, squatting on the ground, covering his face with his hands, actually cried.
The experience of the past few days has made him mentally tortured, dead and alive, life and death, thinking of his tragic experiences in the past 20 years from birth to the present, bullying life, how can it not make people sad. Is there anything worse in the world than him?
"Ah, I'm not reconciled, I'm not reconciled......"
After crying for a while, Xiao Long stood up suddenly, clenched his hands into fists, looked up at the sky with the big mouth of the sea bowl above his head, and let out an angry roar. Then, he swung his fist and smashed it at the rocky shore of the pool. 'Boom', the rocks crumbled. The girlfriend who has been in love for seven years empathizes with him, he is unwilling, he is unwilling to be poor, he is unwilling to be separated from life and death, and he is played by fate between applause, the dilemma of life and death, and the feeling of being involuntary makes him even more unwilling. He needs to vent, to vent like crazy.
For the first time in his life, he roared unwillingly at this heaven and earth.
Half an hour ago, Xiao Long stood by a small pool full of rocks and a mess, looking at his uninjured fists, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a wicked smile.
That smile is so eerie and evil, it makes people shudder. The smile grew bigger and bigger, gradually from silent to sound, from low to high-pitched.
Xiao Long's eyes were wide open, like two bright lights, and he could see the dark cave clearly. When I look at the stones on the stone wall that emit a faint shimmer, there is a different taste. Those stones are inlaid on the stone wall, which seems to be chaotic, but in fact, there is another mystery in it, which seems to be a kind of formation. This couldn't help but make Xiao Long wonder, isn't this cave a natural formation?
Xiao Long walked up to the giant snake in two steps and grabbed it, grabbed it easily, threw it aside, and then began to clean up the snakeskins that had retreated.
These snake skins don't know how many years, a thick layer, like a quilt, if it weren't for that, with Xiao Long's physical condition at that time, even if he fell on the giant snake, I am afraid he would have fallen to death.
Tearing off the thick snake molt, a quaint white jade bed appeared in front of him. Looking at this white jade bed, although Xiao Long had a premonition, he still couldn't help but feel excited.
This is enough to prove that this is not a natural formation. What kind of person can actually build such a natural cave? Where did the owner of this place go, did he rise in the sun or died in the belly of a snake?
Xiao Long couldn't help but reverie.
After verifying what he thought, Xiao Long began to conduct a big search in the cave, and even the giant snake's 'bathroom' was not spared, and searched almost every corner. In the end, apart from a tattered skin that had been stripped from an unknown beast, there were only four strange characters carved into the stone wall near the small spring on the east side and the small tree on the south side.
Later, Xiao Long consulted a lot of information to figure it out. The two characters at the small spring are 'wash the dust', and the two characters at the small tree are 'burn the body'.
The hides are imprinted with small figures in various poses, like drawings carved into stone walls by ancient humans. Xiao Long guessed that this might be the cultivation technique left by the master here. At the end of practice, is it possible to climb the Ping and cross the water and step on the snow without a trace? Is it flying away? Is it possible to soar in the daytime?
Thinking of this, Xiao Long couldn't help but yy.
Retracting his thoughts, Xiao Long planned to leave. First, he joined the skins end to end in a long rope, and finally tied them around the serpent's head and neck, so that everything was strung together, and then he pulled the snake's tail and got into the passage where the serpent entered and exited.
The passage is so smooth that it only fits into the body, and it is quite strenuous to move. Xiao Long was sure that with his previous physical condition, even if it was intact, it would be impossible to get out of here.
For nearly an hour, Xiao Long felt as if he had climbed hundreds of meters, and the light in front of him gradually appeared. Five minutes later, Xiao Long stretched out his hands and pushed hard, and the whole person finally came out of the hole.
Just as Xiao Long was about to take a long breath, he suddenly noticed that the atmosphere seemed to be a little wrong, and he couldn't help but look up. At this glance, he couldn't help but be stunned.
I saw that more than ten meters in front of me, there were hundreds of people kneeling in the black press. They were looking at themselves with strange expressions, frightened, confused, surprised, and religious.
It turned out that these were the mountain people who were alarmed by Xiao Long's roar when he woke up, and they came here to hold a sacrifice. The sacrifice also has a place, and it is said that the sacrifice at the entrance of this cave is the most effective, so the local mountain people call it the mountain god cave here. Sansheng tribute, fruits are all placed, under the leadership of the elders, incense, kneeling and kowtowing, this head just kowtowed for the second time, just got up, and saw Xiao Longshen out of the cave.
"Well, hey, hello guys?" Xiao Long touched his head awkwardly, and said hello to the mountain people in a chic manner.
It's okay that he didn't speak, and everyone stared at him. As soon as he spoke, some of the timid people immediately lay there and couldn't move, so frightened that the feces and urine flowed out. If you're bold, you'll run, but the roads you've run are all 'S' shaped. As for those who are pious and believe that the mountain gods really exist, they keep kowtowing and chanting words in their mouths. Say something like a blessing from the mountain god.
Xiao Long listened to it for a long time before he understood what was going on, and he couldn't help but laugh in his heart. But he wasn't going to explain anything. Interpretation? Let these mountain people figure out what's going on, and they haven't torn themselves apart? If those devout 'mountain god believers' knew that they were dragging behind them their legendary mountain gods, wouldn't they fight with themselves?
"Ahem, don't be afraid, today the god has finally achieved cultivation, taken off the original body, and incarnated as an adult. The gods also thank you for your devotion to the gods, so that the gods have a day of transcendence. Today, the god will give it to the god for ten thousand years, as a token of gratitude...... "Xiao Long simply pretended to be a magic stick, and in the horrified eyes of everyone, he took out the body of the big snake from the hole behind him, and then the snake skin that the big snake had retreated from all these years.
These snakeskins are different from ordinary snakeskins, and are tougher and brighter than ordinary snakeskins, like fine brocade. Anyone can see that it's extraordinary.
"Thank God for mercy, thank God for ......"
These mountain people looked stupid, where were they still suspicious, and they hurriedly kowtowed and thanked them. Just when Xiao Long secretly touched his cold sweat and was about to sneak away while they were splitting the snake, a childish voice sounded not far away.
"Mom, Brother Mountain God also has a small **, Brother Mountain God's little ** is so big......"
The child's mother did not answer, he was already frightened by the child's words, for fear of provoking the mountain god to bring disaster.
Xiao Long realized that he had climbed up from below, and because it had been too long, the top of the pants had actually worn out, and the front was blank at this time! Before Xiao Long could come up with a way to remedy it, he listened to another little guy, like a little adult, knocking on the head of the little boy from before and said: "Brother, don't talk nonsense if you don't know, you want to call Uncle Mountain God, you see, Uncle Mountain God's little ** has hairy hair, and my brother is hairless." Also, Dad said that the little ** out of the nest is thinking about women, and Uncle Mountain God must also miss women. ”
Hearing this, Xiao Long was so hung by thunder, and what he didn't expect was that those pious elders actually thought so, and they all said that they wanted to offer the most pure, kind, and beautiful virgin they had here to the mountain gods!