Chapter 316: I'm Not Gay
"This is to start a family, first to start a family, and then to start a business. With a solid family, you can work hard outside! Lu Jiangzhou continued, "Your excuse is too bad, I think back then, when I was as old as you, I had you, and Hao'er was already in your mother's belly." ”
"But I don't want to be dragged down by my family, and with a wife, I will be distracted." Lu Haoyi said seriously, looking at his father strangely with big eyes, why did he suddenly care about his life's events.
"If you don't get married, it's good for you to have a girlfriend!" Lu Jiangzhou said after him, muttering in his heart: This at least proves that you are a normal man, "I haven't received a call from a girl looking for you for so many years." It's time for you to fall in love when you're old. ”
"Dad, it's your studies that you have repeatedly ordered are important, and you are not allowed to have those messy thoughts." Lu Haoyi shouted wrongly, "I follow my father's teachings." ”
Lu Haoyi looked him up and down, "Dad, why did you remember to care about my personal problems." ”
"This doesn't mean that you should get married and have children soon!" Lu Jiangzhou accidentally snorted out what he was thinking.
"Dad!" Lu Haoyi cried and laughed, and after a little thought, he understood, "You actually urged me so much because of my uncle's matter!" ”
Lu Jiangzhou smiled embarrassedly, "There is also a part of this reason. ”
"And that's part of the reason!" Lu Haoyi asked with interest.
Of course, Lu Jiangzhou can't say that he was scared by nightmares! Now I am still trembling, remembering that my son came back with a man in my dream, and pointed at the orchid and said This is my husband! Oh my god! I was scared awake with a chill.
Lu Jiangzhou looked up at his son and hesitated for a while and said, "Another reason is that Dad wants to ask you if men are more attractive to you than women!" ”
Lu Haoyi's eyes straightened when he heard this, and he looked at him stunned and said, "Same ...... Gay* sexual! Father! How can you say such a thing? How can you say such horrible words. He stood up excitedly and even slammed it to his chair. I was really scared out of a cold sweat by my father's amazing words.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited!" Lu Jiangzhou pressed his hands down, "Sit down, sit down and talk." ”
"Dad, how can I not be excited." Lu Haoyi paced back and forth. I can't figure out why Dad guessed in that direction.
Lu Jiangzhou doesn't care! Now that the words have been spoken, how can it be done if you don't figure it out! So he said, "That...... It doesn't matter if it's true. I hope you can at least tell me honestly. It's humiliating, but what can be done? It is not a sin to be born like this. Go ahead! It doesn't matter, your dad is very open-minded, and I am responsible for the family. ”
"Dad! You...... You...... It's better than that. Lu Haoyi shuddered, and was very angry, "I'm not!" ”
"Really?" Lu Jiangzhou looked at him suspiciously.
"Really, truer than pearls." Lu Haoyi was angry and couldn't laugh.
Lu Jiangzhou then coaxed, "I know that this kind of unsightly thing is not easy to speak, and Dad promises not to beat you." ”
"Dad!" Lu Haoyi was so anxious that he stomped his feet. "Dad, I'm really not gay*, I have a healthier body, a healthy mind than anyone else, I'm a healthy man, I only like women. It's true! I can attest to the fact that I am only sexually impulsive to women. Looking at the man's face, I didn't have the idea of kissing him. ”
"Ahem...... You bastard. Lu Jiangzhou's old face turned red.
"Dad, what are you scolding me for? It's not for you. Lu Haoyi said excitedly, and then said, "Dad." I am surprised by your open-mindedness, but I am really a normal man. ”
"Then why don't you pat it." Lu Jiangzhou immediately asked.
"That's because I didn't find the woman I wanted to marry." Lu Haoyi shook his head and said.
"Then what kind of woman do you want to marry?" Lu Jiangzhou asked.
"Good woman!" Lu Haoyi replied.
"What's the answer?" Lu Jiangzhou's eyes were full of question marks.
"It's a good woman!" Lu Haoyi changed the subject and said, "Dad, what makes you think I'm gay!" ”
"What is gay?" What did Lu Jiangzhou look at with a puzzled face?
Lu Haoyi was angry and laughed when he heard this. "Dad, you don't even know what gay is, why do you think I like men!"
"Oh!" Lu Jiangzhou smacked his mouth and said, "gay is what it means." ”
"Dad, you haven't answered my question yet?" Lu Haoyi sat back in his chair and said.
"It's not that you haven't had a girlfriend when you're so old, and you don't have a female classmate to call home." Lu Jiangzhou complained first. "You're really suspicious! You've loved to play with girls since you were a kid. ”
"Dad, that's a lot of girls in our family, I want to take my sister, I want to coax them!" Lu Haoyi hurriedly explained, seeing that this misunderstanding was big, it was really scary.
"And yes! You are like a girl, you make small reports all day long, and you sue your parents the most times for children of the same age in the neighborhood as you. ”
"I'm because it's the most effective way to hit the other side, so they won't bully us. If I beat up someone who bullied us, it will be us who will be unlucky to come back. This is the sum of how many times I have experienced it. Lu Haoyi then said.
Lu Jiangzhou raised his forehead and looked embarrassed, because he was the executor of fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots.
"That's also, calling a boy a girl, saying that he is a girl, and the husband and wife call each other." Lu Jiangzhou counted the old accounts.
"Dad, that's a game of play!"
"Not only that, take your mother's makeup, apply grease and powder, paint your mouth red, and be half dead with joy! Sometimes you wear your mother's high heels and stink. Show off everywhere. and put on the sheets on our bed, and pretended to be a heroine, acting chivalrous. Lu Jiangzhou paused and said, "Tell me, can I not doubt you?" ”
"It was all when I was a kid, it was just pure curiosity and fun. Later, it wasn't to make my sisters happy, and I was only like this for a while, but then I dressed my sisters, and I was relieved. Lu Haoyi patiently explained.
"Ouch! That's why you doubt me. Lu Haoyi was really speechless and asked Cangtian, "I am really more wronged than Dou E." He said solemnly, "Dad, I'm solemnly saying now: I'm not, you really don't need to worry. ”
"It's good if it's not, it's good if it's not!" Lu Jiangzhou muttered, "That's really a dream." He let out a long breath.
"What dream?" Lu Haoyi asked when he heard it vaguely.
"It's okay, it's okay?" Lu Jiangzhou waved his hand and said, "I just want to have this possibility, although what happened to others, it can't be said that it will never happen to me, but you are so healthy, young man, it's time to procrastinate." ”
"If I don't have a good woman, how can I drag it!" Lu Haoyi shrugged and said, "This is a lifetime thing, I don't want to make a hasty decision, so I am irresponsible to others and irresponsible to myself." ”
"That's it! Anyway, you haven't graduated from college yet, so you're slowly looking for your good woman, but after you find it, you must bring it back! Lu Jiangzhou stood up and patted him on the shoulder.
After explaining his question clearly, Lu Haoyi was in the mood to look Lu Jiangzhou up and down and said, "Dad, how can a traditional man like you be so open-minded?" Is it really so open-minded, or is it to induce confessions! "He was so curious that he was so secretive that he would not be able to avoid it and be treated as a monster, which was rare for him to be treated like his father.
"What do you care about so much?" Lu Jiangzhou put on his father's face and said.
Could it be that he told his son that he was influenced by Lucifer and knew that there was such a kind of person, and he was really full and cranky.
"His dad, his dad." Zhu Cuiyun shouted in the living room.
"I'm here!" Lu Jiangzhou got up and said, "Don't delay you, go to bed early!" He took two steps and opened the door.
"Why are you here, delaying your son's sleep." Zhu Cuiyun walked over and said.
"Mom, I haven't slept yet! It's just going to Japan, so you don't have to get jet lag. Lu Haoyi poked his head out and said.
"Alright, alright, let's go to bed!" Zhu Cuiyun urged, "Don't you want to leave yet?" ”
"Oh! Walk around. Lu Jiangzhou walked out of his room.
"Mom and Dad, good night." Lu Haoyi said.
"Good night!" Zhu Cuiyun smiled, looked at Lu Jiangzhou and asked, "I'm going to check it out." ”
"I'm done." Lu Jiangzhou smiled, and the two entered their own room.
Lu Haoyi was lying on the bed, his hands were cut behind his back, and he still couldn't cry or laugh when he remembered what happened tonight.
muttered in his mouth, "Dad can really relate, how did he think of where, it's really ...... Dad is really open-minded, and he can even accept this kind of thing. ”
Lu Jiangzhou, who entered the room, easily jumped on his own bed, and the smile on his lips continued.
"What's the matter, so happy?" Zhu Cuiyun lifted the thin blanket and sat on the bed.
"I can finally sleep peacefully." Lu Jiangzhou lay down and turned off the lamp on his side.
Zhu Cuiyun lay down, turned off the lamp on her side, and the room suddenly fell into darkness, "You haven't said it yet!" What's the matter, so happy. ”
"Oh! It's okay, it's just a nightmare. Lu Jiangzhou smiled, and slept with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
&*&
The next day, it happened to be Sunday, Lu Jiangchuan pulled Gu Yaluo after breakfast, and left, "Little uncle, slow down, I'll pick up the ninth woman now, but you have to think about the place where you meet." ”
"Definitely not at home, like this in a café? The environment is quiet, but I'm afraid that Jiu Po will not be used to it. Lu Jiangchuan pondered carefully.
"It's just a café, the ninth woman is keeping up with the trend." Gu Yaluo hooked her lips and smiled, her eyebrows and eyes curved, and she pulled out a smile as light as the moon and said.
"That's great." Lu Jiangchuan smiled stupidly.
The two agreed to meet at the Peninsula Hotel café, and Gu Yaluo went out of the house, turned around and entered the fourth floor of Lucifer.
Although this house now lives in Lu Jiangdan, Lu Xifei still retains a room, and Gu Yaluo went in to make it easier and more convenient. (To be continued.) )