"The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, look up at the bright moon, I am Guo smashing the cylinder!

It's not early, and there are a lot of people. The daughter-in-law's bath water was also put away.

I'll give you a tongue twister today, everyone, how about it? ”

I sprinkled it like this with my eyes, heh, it really gave face. All the big and small players in the capital have gathered. What Zhang San, Li Siwang, Ermazi, dogs, tigers, donkeys, dung, eggs, black and pressed. They all came with other people's daughters-in-law and children. Wuyang and Wuyang's faces can't be seen clearly.

"Huh", "Tom", "Cut down", "Change one", a shout shook the sky, and the eardrum was about to burst. Others stood up.

Don't go, I know you. Isn't it the CEO of an Internet company? I'm afraid that you won't be able to smash the cylinder? Yes, and you, the one who gave me the middle finger, be careful that I bought your entertainment company, do you believe it? When I'm done, you're good-looking!

What are they doing here? It's the other way around? I'm a non-famous actor. I'm on stage, and I'm in charge! Resolutely not bow to the evil forces, I have my own principles! Play how you want.

"Everyone is angry, isn't it just a tongue twister? You can bear with it for ten dollars. Wait a minute, the people are almost gone, and I'm telling you something about the TV station that won't allow it to be broadcast. I continued.

This sentence really worked, and the scene immediately fell silent. Hey, hey, hey, I said don't go, the bright son will come up in a while, and you're going to the toilet. I'm a wrist, why do you have to give some face, don't you? You can't use me as a urinary hypaly.

What kind of mess are you making when you sell melon seeds? This is not halftime. Security, what do you all eat? Why did you still pee on the child? Upstairs, don't smell it, it's fake flowers. Who can afford it?

It's a mess, there's everything, but no one listens to me. I can't say that, there are two people there who steal the video, their eyes don't blink, but they listen very seriously. But you guys turned on the lens of the device. Your boss won't just let you come with your ears, will he?

"It's not early, and there are a lot of people. Please all be seated.

I, Guo Smashing the Cylinder, will sell my strength today and tell you the secrets of the Qing court before Duan'er. Children under the age of eighteen, watch out for the adults around you, and don't let their hands reach into the thighs of the people who are brought by others. It's not good to fight.

It is said that Lafayette raised eighteen pet men in the mountain behind the imperial garden. Good guys, these eighteen people are all one in a million, a sturdy young man with big shoulders and a round waist.

On this day, Lafayette got off the morning court, and when he had nothing to do, he walked towards the mountain behind the imperial garden with a smile. ”

Holy, you went to the toilet so fast? Hurry up, come back on a rocket. Well, I'm still very successful, and the circles I secretly drew on the table just now worked.

Selling melon seeds, what did you call you just now, what kind of god are you stunned? You can't do this business yet. If you come to the stage, I'll sell melon seeds.

"I know what will happen next, please listen to my tongue twister first." While everyone was ready, I had to complete this task, so I said this again.

"Wow", it's really all gathered, it's all gone. What do you mean? Am I easy? If it weren't for the fact that I had to tell some of those educational jokes, would I have made it so difficult for your ears? Don't go, you haven't heard the fare yet!

"Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes are not purple grapes, eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins." Anyway, let's just keep it going.

One after another, I told a few more paragraphs from the textbook. According to the textbook, this is finally education, right? It's time to teach a language class. How? It doesn't feel right, these paragraphs are so disgusting.

Vomit, vomit, no, I'm going to vomit too, hurry up and get a big wooden basin, I want the biggest one.

Now this mouthful of rice is really uneatable. You say something traditional, no one listens. You say you created your own, and some people say that you spread bad thoughts. Let's talk about Brother Qian'er, I'm a single person today. When scolding, no one responds, which is not cool.

You can't say anything yellow, you can't say anything black, you can't say anything red. I can only say a little green. But the green ones are unexpected! Shall I tell you a little bit of whiteness? But someone else said that we are here to have fun with you, not to listen to your group mourning.

I wondered, the country has built so many universities, middle schools, and primary schools, and I still need to do ideological work? People have been educated by you for more than ten years, and if they come to me and listen to them for two hours, they can make me bad? That can only show that your basic skills in education are not solid.

It's not easy to eat!

Forget it, I'm going to stick to this paragraph. Who told you to crack down now?

"There was a lama from the south with five catties of soles in his hand. A dumb man came to the north, with a horn pinned to his waist. The lama who pulls the sole in the south wants to exchange the sole in exchange for the horn that is dumb in the north. The mute is reluctant to exchange the horn for the lama's sole eye, and the lama has to change the horn for the dumb one. The lama picked up the horn and slapped the dumb horn, and the dumb man took off the horn and slapped the lama who was pulling the horn. I don't know if the lama who lifted the sole trumpet slapped the dumb horn and slapped the horn dumb one, or the don't trumpet dumb slapped the lama who lifted the sole. The lama stewed the sole, and the dumb man ticked and blew the trumpet. ”

Are there really no people left? Even the two who secretly recorded the video were gone.

I haven't said anything about the TV station not allowing it to be broadcast, so you can't bear it first? The bus still has an hour to go. I have sent for you to stop you.

It was with a very heavy heart that I returned to the back of the stage. Eh, and someone else sends flowers? I really didn't expect it. Wife, why are you here? My pocket money for next month! Woo woo, we don't have to pretend to be a façade like this.

"Master, someone outside wanted to see you, but the security guards stopped you. It's all about to start. Go check it out. "My proud disciple ran in and reported to me as soon as possible.

"Male or female?" I asked casually.

"Woman, that's a pretty look. He also carried a bouquet of flowers, which were all stacked with money. There are old man tickets, and there are dollars, red, red, green, and green, which are very good-looking. "My apprentice's eyes are shining. I was thinking about whether I should take good care of my female disciples.

"Nope." I secretly had a toothache. Why are you so stupid, don't you see your sister here? If the call is going to come down, you can't get it. I've been following me for so long, and I can't do anything about it!

"Husband, you'd better meet you. Anyway, they're all your fans. "My wife is still very open-minded, and she persuaded me on the side.

"If you don't see it, you won't see it, let her die of this heart." When I said this, my heart was broken.

"Husband, you're so nice. You go tell the security guards to let my sister in. My wife suddenly kissed me on the face and said softly. The sound was so soft that the ice melted. If it weren't for her figure of more than 180 pounds, I would have wanted to pick her up and pick her up.

So-and-so weight loss tea, how good it should be if you really do. Just my wife, I can set your business volume for half a year. I looked at my beer belly, how can this consume three months of production, right?

Well, but wife, you are so insidious! Test me in this way? I silently picked up the small note that I was going to hand to my apprentice. It's so hanging, it's almost in the hands of the apprentice.

"Wife, don't worry, I'm very dedicated to you." I stared into my wife's eyes and said affectionately. The way of husband and wife, it is still possible to sell cuteness appropriately.

"I know, Brother Qian'er said the same thing." The wife replied instinctively. Well, it's still a good brother, just know me and help me say good things, and if you don't say it, you have to make such a friend.

"That's what he said about me? What a good brother. "I really want to know how I usually squeeze him on stage and how he repays his grievances with virtue in life.

"No, he's saying he's very dedicated to me." The wife's eyes were psychedelic.

I remember that it was only when I was in love for the first time that she had this expression. At that time, her waist was as thin as her current thighs, swaying in the wind, and there were all kinds of charms. Not anymore, as soon as the waist twisted, the whole stage swayed.

I, I'll it, are there any good people in this world? The next time I see Mrs. Qian'er, I have to blow the pillow wind with her. Which line does it be?

"Husband, I bought two tickets for "One Week Libo Show", can you accompany me to see it tomorrow night?" My wife lay in my arms, took out two pieces of paper, and said.

I put my arms around her, and I used all my strength to keep the fingertips of one hand together. "Squeak squeak", what sound? I didn't speak. Why can't I open my mouth?

"Husband, what are you doing gritting your teeth? But my idol. Tomorrow is his first time in our city, and I'm going to have to cheer him on. By the way, let's see if I have the opportunity to discuss life with him. The wife looked up and said.

Don't stop me, give me a chance to be born again. Jia Ling, when are you coming here for a concert? I want to buy a pass!

"Go yourself, I still have to clean the theater." I said with my eyes closed. At this time, women cannot be allowed to look down on them. She had to see the breadth of her man's heart.

Libo, don't let me see you~!! When I see you once, I will harm myself once, and see if you dare to seduce other people's wives! My teeth gritted even tighter.

"Husband, my good husband, treat you well at night." My wife ignored my expression and kissed me on the cheek again.

"Girl, I am very pure!" What the? Is she going to be up there? This is the one who wants my life! Tell me, are you for Qian'er, or for Libo?

This is an agreement she made with me when she was less than a hundred pounds. As soon as I do something that satisfies her, she treats me on top. However, you also have to take into account that there are some things in this world that you can't bear, such as weight!