Chapter 148: He's My Dad!

Liu was busy making a move before, but he only used forty percent of his skills, but now it seems that to deal with the person in front of him, he needs to use some real skills.

This time, Liu Busy's moves are obviously different from the previous ones, if Liu Busy's moves were flowers and non-flowers, there is reality in the void and reality.

So now, his moves are virtual and real, rigid and soft, and moving.

"Good, good!" Wu Xiuna, who was on the side, saw that Liu Xian had the upper hand, and immediately began to applaud, looking very proud, as if she had different stimulants.

At this time, the wind was stronger and stronger, and several plastic statues of different colors floated in the sky, flashing between the two of them.

"Here's your chance!" Living Immortals, that's right, this middle-aged man's nickname is Living Immortals. As soon as his eyes were horizontal, he began to fight back with the momentum of Mount Tai overwhelming.

Seeing this, Liu Xian snorted coldly, and did not dodge, but stood there motionless in a daze.

Even Wu Xiuna saw this scene and immediately screamed.

"Stinky rascal, you are stupid, hide quickly!"

However, before Wu Xiuna's words were finished, an incredible scene appeared.

This Liu Busy was as fast as lightning, and when Mount Tai was about to press the top, his body jumped violently, and a suspended split directly hit the crotch of the living immortal.

"Damn, it's so accurate," Wu Xiuna exclaimed.

This living immortal is very bearable, and his comprehension is relatively high, otherwise, he would not be accepted as an apprentice by the Sword Saint, but any man, there is no way to beat.

Yes!

The living immortal screamed, then covered his crotch and retreated again and again.

"How? How does it feel? Liu hurriedly chuckled, his eyes full of pride.

The expression on the face of the living god changed instantly, just like a chameleon, he first gently softened his little dingding, and then, he began to think about the picture of pornography together, and then, Nima, did not react.

In the past, every time like this, his little Ding Ding would instantly become bigger and thicker, becoming an optimus pillar.

He, this thing, actually ruined his life, it's just - looking for death!

Yes!

The living immortal shouted, looked up to the sky and let out a long roar, and at this time, it happened that a crow flew by.

"Holy!" The living immortal never thought that there was such a coincidental thing in this world, his bird had just been injured, and there was another bird to bully him, and besides, the bird feces just fell into his mouth.

Tynema was out of luck.

At this time, Wu Xiuna was already laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up straight, she never thought that there were such funny things in this world, it seems that those bloody movie plots are still worth believing.

"How's that, what does it smell like? Sweet or salty? Liu hurriedly glared at the living immortal and asked with a smile.

The living immortal doesn't know how many times he vomited, first he was sprayed half to death by the thing in front of him with a foaming star, and then it was bird feces...... Damn, it's better to die!

The living immortal is a person who loves cleanliness, and at this time he can't wait to take off the robe on his body, and then wash his body well.

However, at this very moment, a whirlwind was mixed with a flash of wind.

That's not all, the most important thing is that there are some domestic garbage rolled in the whirlwind, just towards the living immortals.

After the whirlwind, this living immortal has become a native person, how embarrassed and embarrassed.

"Grandson, I think you have sinned against God today, don't you mean that you didn't calculate for yourself?" Wu Xiuna pointed at the living immortal and mocked at this time.

"It seems that today is my own bad luck day, since the will of heaven is like this, then I can't go against the will of heaven...... Let's go back and take a shower first......"

After making up his mind, the living immortal jumped forward and left into the distance.

"I'm a living immortal, and I'll come again."

"I'll go, don't leave if you have the ability. Miss Ben has to pop your eggs. Sample, dare to bully Miss Ben, who are you when you are, tell you, Miss Ben is the reincarnation of the God of War, do you know Jet Li Jackie Chan? That's all my junior brother......"

Liu Xian was already squatting on the side of the road at this time, and when he saw this Wu Xiuna shouting for a long time, he spoke disdainfully,

"I said, are you done? Hindsight! ”

"Who do you say is an afterthought, who are you talking about, believe it or not, Miss Ben has moved you to Mars." Wu Xiuna put on a picture that she was a master.

It seems that she is too deep into the play.

"Okay, let's do it, I just want to go to Mars and see what the girls are like there? Isn't it like you, you have a pair of white rabbits......"

Liu Xian is still squatting there, like a migrant worker.

Wu Xiuna snorted coldly and raised her eyebrows, "Why does Miss Ben listen to you, hmph, Miss Ben just doesn't cast spells, otherwise, she will fall into your plan." ”

"I'll go, listen to you, it's as if your IQ is as tall as your stature."

"Get out!"

The two of you have already left the community.

"What's for breakfast?" Suddenly, this Wu Xiuna changed the topic, stared at Liu Xian and asked.

"Eat nothing."

"Miss Ben has always been a man of words, and since you have won, then Miss Ben must invite you to dinner." Wu Xiuna patted her chest, and suddenly the pair of white rabbits rose up and down even more, "Say, Miss Ben is not bad for money!" ”

"Play, I think you're bad-flat!" Liu Xian said indignantly, "Otherwise, I won't eat a bowl of noodles and let Lao Tzu take the money, don't you know, it is very difficult for migrant workers to earn money." ”

"Migrant workers? Aren't you a teacher? ”

"Well, isn't it easy for teachers to make money?"

"Isn't it easy? As long as you open your mouth, no student can take 8,000 yuan. As soon as Wu Xiuna said this, Liu Xian suddenly fainted.

Nima, you are in an aristocratic school, even if it is a noble school, will the situation you said happen?

In that case, the teacher is still a teacher, wouldn't he become a public junior!

At this moment, a Chevrolet drove past the two men, and a moment later, the Chevrolet slowly reversed and honked a few times.

What's the situation?

Is it asking for directions?

Immediately after, the windows rolled open, and a bright and attractive cheek appeared.

"I'll go, Yang Wenjing!"

"Hooligans, what a coincidence, I said why is it so windy today, it turns out that you came out." Although Yang Wenjing has the word Wenjing in her name, she is a hot and sexy beauty.

At this point, he parked the car and got off.

The upper body is a mink white jacket, the lower body is black lace stockings, and the feet are a pair of pink high heels. When I walked, my long legs were very eye-catching. Especially the gaze of men.

"Goblins!" When Wu Xiuna saw the woman, these two words squirted directly out of her mouth.

"Oh, who is this? This chest ......" Yang Wenjing stared at Wu Xiuna's chest and looked at Liu Xian with a smile, "You rubbed it?" ”

"Fuck your uncle. This can be Lao Tzu's masterpiece. Liu Busy said indignantly.

"Who are you?" Wu Xiuna grabbed Liu Xian's hand violently, and then began to question Yang Wenjing.

"Who am I? I think I'm supposed to ask you this question, right? Yang Wenjing chuckled and asked rhetorically.

"He's my dad!" As soon as Wu Xiuna's words came out, Liu Xian suddenly fainted.

Damn, I'm not married, where did I get a daughter, could it be that she, like the elder brother, jumped out of the cracks in the stones.

"I'll go, rascal, when did you get this seed?" Yang Wenjing teased.

"Stream your sister." Liu Xian scolded angrily.

"What? Can't you? Is it a soft guy? Yang Wenjing glared at Liu Xian's lower body, and said delicately with the other mouth of her left hand.

"Nima, you can't do it? Believe it or not, find a chance, Lao Tzu will let you see the strength of soft men. Liu hurriedly rolled his eyes fiercely.

"Okay!" Yang Wenjing chuckled.

"Dad, let's go, we have to have breakfast in a hurry." Wu Xiuna took Liu Xian's arm and was about to leave.

"Breakfast? That's right, I'll go too, let's go, let's go together! Yang Wenjing said.