More than ten days are finally about to pass, thinking about the barbecue and the interstellar travel meal made by the housekeeping robot in the past few days, Wu Chenxuan wants to vomit, with the longing for returning to the interstellar journey, he gently pressed the red restart button, gently, gently, gently, gently, heavily, heavily, suddenly, twice, three times, Nani? Obviously the positioning bar has come to an end? Why can't it be restarted? Could this damn button be bought on a treasure? "Smack" with a full right hand cannon hammered on the button, and the system finally restarted with a ding dong, the pig's foot held the right hand that was swollen into a bear's paw, but he didn't care about the pain, and the space-time coordinates on the holographic display changed like a kaleidoscope made Wu Chenxuan realize that this time the trouble is to trouble to open the door, and the trouble is home!

Pressing the restart button again is to no avail, looking at the green and shining living treasure number of "time-100", my heart is directly cold, and the housekeeping robot next to me prompts: "Don't worry, master, your life form is in the travel cabin, and it will not be affected by the failure of time dislocation." ”

"Your sister" Wu Chenxuan's mood rose like a roller coaster, and he let go of the armrest of the chair he was holding onto, "I almost thought I had to become a hundred and twenty-year-old old man?" Dare to scare me. Come on, fix it quickly, and then restart it? ”

"I'm sorry to inform you, the system restart program has been missing, this belongs to the core program, currently does not have the conditions for self-repair, it is recommended that you return to the factory, this system comes with unlimited free factory repair service commitment, will provide you with thoughtful and meticulous, flawless, at home..."

"It's your size, just like the bear in the travel cabin now, can I go back to the factory? Can you return to the factory, why not go home and order a new one? ”

"That's right." The housekeeping robot nodded thoughtfully, the robot is too anthropomorphic, and sometimes it can anger a person.

"Then what do you say? You can't wait a hundred years here. "The thought of eating those travel meals made by this guy for a hundred years with reasonable nutritional combinations to micrograms, Wu Chenxuan was about to vomit sour water." By the way, it won't affect the original time and space, "Don't go back, my brother will become a hundred and ten-year-old man."

"No, the current travel capsule can only affect the current space-time, and has no connection with the past space-time, and the scope of influence is only 0.43 light-years."

"Ah, the range of 0.43 light years, yet, that's it?" Wu Chenxuan folded his fingers and calculated, "Guangxu, Tongzhi, Xianfeng, Daoguang, Jiaqing, well, it seems that the old man Qianlong died in 1799, so can I find a way to sneak into the palace and see if Qianlong is like Zheng Shaoqiu?" ”

"Theoretically, well, no." The robot is naughty again.

"Why?"

"Because the energy of the travel pod itself cannot drive a real transition in time, except on the time scale." Seeing Wu Chenxuan, who was still confused, the robot explained as a teacher:

"The time scale in the current space-time region is based on the A.D. year, which means that the current time anywhere in this area is really 1798 A.D. However, please note that this is only the passage of time scale, and does not affect the evolution of any actual things, just like if we take a ruler to measure a building, and the second floor of the roof is 9 meters above ground from the ground of the basement floor, then the starting point of the ruler is raised to the floor of the first floor above ground, and the elevation of the second floor of the roof changes by 6 meters, but in fact the first floor is still the first floor, and the second floor is still the second floor. Anders Single? ”

"Wo, that means that Cixi's old lady is still in power, right?"

"Theoretically, yes."

". In fact, yes, it is nothing more than the nineteenth century has changed from the eighteenth century, but Jiawu, Gengzi, and Xinhai are all indispensable. ”

"Well, not necessarily." The robot said, "It's the travel pod that brings these changes, but you're the one who is responsible for them." As soon as you leave the travel class, it means that the course of the outside world changes, and it is only a matter of quantitative and qualitative change. ”

"Is it a butterfly again?" Wu Chenxuan had already scoffed at the butterfly effect, ignoring the accumulation of quantitative changes, and playing logic traps was also a skill?

"Oh, maybe it's a whale. Change some of the historical processes you are familiar with, and you won't waste a hundred years in a dormant warehouse. ”

"Hell knows, I don't want to go out and be beheaded. It's not bad to stay in the cabin, by the way, can you learn from the Manchurian full seat? Is it okay to make me look forward to what I eat every day? ”

"What's so difficult about making those junk foods" said the disdainful robot "It's a pity that my program settings, your nutritional balance is the highest principle of food I provide, this is also the core setting, if you need to modify, it is recommended that you return to the factory, this system comes with unlimited free factory maintenance service commitment, will provide you with thoughtful and meticulous, flawless, at home..."

"Roll the calf" Wu Chenxuan, in order to avoid turning himself into a blaster, simply drove the robot out of the command cockpit. "If you can return to the factory, you can still use you, if you don't change the travel cabin, you have to change your rice stuff first."

It seems that this "me" living in the present is going to stay in this strange time and space for hundreds of years, if you don't want to wait for the locator to synchronize for more than a hundred years, Wu Chenxuan feels that it is best to adapt to this strange Qing Dynasty. The most hateful thing is that now I am dressed as a fake foreign devil, and I will not be beaten to death by the people when I go out! or was caught by the government, with the bare and no braids on the back of his head, he was suspected of twisting the remnants of the army, that is, the crime of beheading and decapitating, and he was not even exempted from talking about beheading and waiting for the autumn decision. It's depressing. I opened the primary history textbook in the database, and saw that the historical time was still intact, and when I was puzzled, I remembered the words of the housekeeping robot, and got on the all-terrain vehicle with the intention of trying it out of the tunnel, and opened the e-book again under the sun, and the string of familiar years in the historical chronology immediately decreased by 100 years, Qin Shi Huang unified China into 321 BC, the Ming Dynasty was established in 1268, and the United States and France were founded in 1676 and 1689 respectively, And now the Qing Dynasty I am in was actually established in 1544, and the First Sino-Japanese War became 1795, which was actually called the "Yimao Sino-Japanese War", and the Eight-Nation Alliance's entry into Beijing naturally became the Gengshen Change, and the treaty signed was also called the "Xinyou Treaty". Oh my God, the culprit who falsified history really deserves death.

Although it is true that the Qing Dynasty is not the life that Wu Chenxuan children's shoes want, he already knows that he has to stay here for a hundred years, and Wu Chenxuan's children's shoes, who have always been heartless, have broken his fingers and began to count all aspects of the Qing Dynasty.

Amusement? In addition to the ticket chicken is to listen to the play, listen to the quintessence of Wu Chenxuan's boss is basically a dog to watch the stars, if you vote for a chicken, think about the historical images left by the top brands of the eight major alleys in Beijing, I really don't know who voted whom, and I can't do it with silver.

Life? Both men and women around them are ugly to abstract shapes, and the hygienic conditions in towns and villages are all similar to animal cages, which makes the traveler really sad to himself.

Politics? Kowtow or kowtow, it's basically a humanoid version of the animal world. The county order of the broken family and the order of the destruction of the door Yin are not a joke in the Qing Dynasty, no matter how many Nobels you can take, write a few Dream of Red Mansions, and pull how many chickens for the local area, as long as a mustard seed official who may not even be able to leave a name in the county chronicles, he can make you a life-and-death dilemma with no identity, no background, no backing, and no backers.

International status? Are you kidding, the Qing Dynasty still has such a lofty indicator of international status? Even if there is, it is basically the one with the largest absolute value among the negative numbers.

Maybe this is the will of heaven in the dark, wandering in the cracks of this time and space, I don't have a choice, since I can't resist, then enjoy the process! Wu Chenxuan's guy is a guy with nerves as thick as a cable-stayed bridge, but he is also a superb foodie, if he is allowed to endure the sleeping mode of being fed nutrients and liquid food by the housekeeping robot through the pipeline every day, it is better to choose direct liquid nitrogen freezing to be happy. doesn't plan to be a sleeping beauty who has been sleeping for a hundred years, Wu Chenxuan has to plan for his future livelihood.

Everything in the travel compartment has been frugal, and the entertainment features have been turned off. The purified nuclear power is quite sufficient, it is said that the power system is guaranteed for more than 500 years, God knows if a certain Shikang can give three packs in this time and space, or it is safer to reduce the power to a dormant state. It is more than enough to rely on the energy of the storage module to defend the travel module, unless the children of the Eight Banners are equipped with electromagnetic cannons of more than one million volts, otherwise it will be in vain to get hundreds of thousands of heads that can ride a horse and a bow in the entire Manchurian Mongolia for thirty or fifty years. The ecological maintenance system can also maintain normal operation, although the efficiency is less than a quarter of that when it is fully loaded, it is not a problem to raise thirty or fifty foodies like Wu Chenxuan.

"Everything is normal in the medical module, and there are specific treatments for all types of diseases on this plane." The housekeeping robot conscientiously performed the duties of the housekeeper again, and after confiscating the overly burnt piece of rabbit head meat roasted in Wu Chenxuan's foodie's hand, he read her inspection results one by one.

"In other words, I am immune to poison in this plane." Wu Chenxuan easily discovered the advantages he might have compared with other natives in this time and space, but unfortunately, he was destined to be empty and happy.

"If you don't invade with poison, that's impossible. If you inhale more than 5 milligrams of potent anthrax, you won't be able to save yourself even if one leg is already in the medical pod. The medical cabin can only help you repair some physical functions and open up the second pulse of Ren Du? I didn't even find this term in the description of the medical cabin, but if you want to painlessly open an ear piercing and nose hole, hang an earring nose ring, the medical cabin can still do the job. ”

"The Sprinkle family doesn't have the same knowledge as you, continue." Wu Chenxuan no longer has the strength to quarrel with this robot who watched the complete collection of a certain teacher's cross talk jokes when he was bored, lest he really be angry.

"The repair workshop can also operate normally, but it is not recommended for you to operate the work with excessive power, because the heat dissipation problem is not easy to solve, and if the surrounding air absorbs heat too quickly, it is easy to produce local flue gas rising. If it is seen by the natives, after all, religious worship is still relatively serious now, and you know the consequences. ”

"By the way, how many objects can be taken out in this plane without the effect of world uproar?"

"Well, two boxes of counterfeit 21st century antique watches that were returned by the museum last year are barely counted, after all, there are not too many leads. There are some protective equipment and low-intensity defensive weapons, and there are one hundred and ten special potion boxes, and the others are the high-sensitivity magnetic heads of the antique-grade high-density bakelite records that your brother checked last time, which is not a small amount, four standard suitcases, more than 270,000 pieces. A set of portable interstellar prospecting equipment requires a bionic data processing unit, and the operation method is a bit advanced, which may not be suitable for the indigenous operation habits of this era. ”

"What, prospecting equipment, ah, I almost forgot, it was bought for my cousin's graduation internship. What about the others? ”

"There are four hundred and thirty-seven items on this list, but the others are at least a hundred years ahead, are you sure you want to list them all?"

"Forget it"

"Ah, I forgot that there is another material that can be synchronized with this era, and there are a lot of them in the cabin."

"What's so good?" As soon as Wu Chenxuan heard that there was such a treasure, his eyes had changed to copper coins, and he was already thinking about how much real money could be exchanged for so many good things that were ahead of the times? With the money, I will exchange some bamboo in Banqiao and Tang Yin's beauties, and it seems that the price of cultural relics in the Qing Dynasty is relatively reliable, if you bring it back, wahahaha!

"It's six hundred and seventy pounds of pet rations."

"Fake, don't run, come here, I promise not to kill you."