"You stinky boy, I either want to pee or fart, can you not be so disgusting!" Elder Xu shouted loudly, then closed the toilet door and did those disgusting things!

"Puff, puff, puff, ・・・・・"

Although Ye Bufan and Xu Mengyao are far away from the toilet, they can still hear the sound of "poof", which is constant anyway.

Xu Mengyao thought to herself, "Grandpa, what is this eating, even if acupuncture works, it won't take so long, it must be that grandpa doesn't know what to eat, it's disgusting." ”

Ye Bufan was covering his mouth and laughing on the side, in fact, this is all the credit of Ye Bufan, you can do your best, let it go.

Xu Mengyao was covering her cherry mouth on the side, pouting her buttocks, her face was full of shame, and she couldn't help but think about it.

Ye Bufan said with a smile: "Xu Mengyao, look at our grandfather, he is really old and strong, full of vitality, and the time is really long!" ”

Xu Mengyao looked ashamed, "Who is the same grandfather as you, that's my grandfather, not your grandfather, you just shout." For so long, I guess I should have eaten something. ”

Xu Mengyao remembered the scene of smoke on Ye Bufan's head just now, so she asked, "Aren't you very tired just now, I see that you are sweating profusely like beads with broken threads, like heavy rain in June, and there are as many goose feathers as in the moon, and I also found that there is white gas coming out of your head, what is going on?" ”

Ye Bufan pursed his lips, "I know I'm so tired, and I don't say wipe my sweat, hey, I think you don't care about your grandfather's comfort at all, if I was tired and fainted just now, your grandfather's life would not be guaranteed." ”

"Ah, that's serious!" Xu Mengyao exclaimed.

"It's a drop, the white smoke that came out just now, it's so tired that the water droplets have turned into water vapor." Ye Bufan said slowly.

Ye Bufan naturally wouldn't say that in fact, the white smoke was the aura in his body, it was his own secret, so naturally he couldn't say it, even his parents couldn't say it.

Xu Mengyao has long lost the coldness at the beginning, but the indescribable tenderness, "Ao, I thought you went crazy." ”

Ye Bufan said directly, "Oh my God, you've read too many martial arts novels." ”

In about fifteen minutes, Xu Lao walked out of the toilet refreshed, looking like two people before he went into the toilet just now.

Step up the tiger step, stride forward, take the eight-character step, take the official step, step by step, it is like a tiger entering the mountains and forests, vigorous and vigorous, and like a dragon returning to the sea, the monstrous waves are proud of the waves!

Xu Mengyao ran over, like Chang'e dancing in the Guanghan Palace, and like a fairy from the Nine Heavens descending to earth, with a happy posture and beautiful curves.

"Grandpa, how do you feel that you are different from just now, as if you have completely changed as a person, is it because of what you just did?" Xu Mengyao's face turned red and said to Xu Lao.

Xu Lao sat on the chair and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that your kid has been studying medicine from Old Man Zhang for less than a month, and he has made such rapid progress, and he can let me see a doctor because of a few farts, you really can." ”

What, I heard it right, I farted for more than ten minutes, and when it comes to a few farts, I think dozens of farts should not be less!

Ye Bufan laughed, "It's because acupuncture stimulates your acupuncture points, if I don't expect, I will apply the needle again after half a month, and it should be cured, remember that from today onwards, you can drink half a catty of wine every day, in order to accelerate your blood circulation and stimulate the impurities on your blood vessel walls, so as to facilitate the success of acupuncture next time."

When Xu Lao heard that he had to drink half a catty of wine every day, he was so happy that he completely forgot about his fart just now, and his mood was a good one!

Ye Bufan continued: "It's not early, I should go back, or I don't have a car to go back." ”

Xu Mengyao then replied: "I'll send you." ”

Ye Bufan smiled, "The beauties give each other away, I can't ask for it." Goodbye Grandpa Xu"

Xu Mengyao drove out of the car and took Ye Bufan to the rental house.

On both sides of Ruth, purple red lights, singing came from KTV, and the sound of factory work, a few old ladies thought the weather was too hot, moved a small table on the side of the road, played mahjong, and then looked to the side, the children danced a square dance in the square, "one dada, two dada, three dada・・・・・・"

Xu Mengyao looked at Ye Bufan through the reflector in the car, and said slowly: "Hey, Ye Bufan, we will send the old party in a few days, how about you have time to accompany me once?" ”。

Ye Bufan looked at Xu Mengyao's curvy figure, big watery eyes, crescent-like eyebrows, and then looked at her blown-up face, revealing a faint pleading.

How could Ye Bufan resist such a temptation, don't forget that he is still a pure little virgin, although he has met a scumbag, he is still pure.

In fact, Ye Bufan has a character, that is, you can break up with me, but I still chase after me, only when you point to his nose and scold: "You get out of me, you want to be shameless, I don't love you, you have nothing, what are you, stupid." "At that time, Ye Bufan will not pester you anymore, because a man's self-esteem may only be so much.

Maybe this kind of "cheap" character is Ye Bufan's advantages or disadvantages, I don't know if it is the biggest obstacle to cultivating the truth in the future, because it will only cause demons!

Ye Bufan's two eyes stared at Xu Mengyao's watery face, full of infatuation.

Xu Mengyao saw that Ye Bufan didn't reply for a long time, thinking that she didn't want to go, so she returned, "If you don't want to go, forget it, just let me not say it." ”

Ye Bufan hurriedly replied, "No, I'm willing to go, how can I not go." ”

"By the way, when the time comes, dress better, don't always wear sweatpants, wear a mature T-shirt, you look at what you wear, I don't know you think you're a poor boy, second-rate." Xu Mengyao pouted.

"Hey, this is a kind of spirit and way to carry forward traditional culture, life is full of sports, just be comfortable, isn't it?" Ye Bufan replied.

"Okay, exercise, exercise, you big-headed ghost, get off!" Xu Mengyao pretended to be angry and said.

"Huh? , get off, Ao! Ye Bufan walked out of the car, he had already arrived at the place, and he couldn't talk about it if he didn't get out of the car.

Xu Mengyao waved at Ye Bufan through the car window, and ran away without a trace.

Ye Bufan returned to the rental house, ate some instant noodles casually, then lay on the bed, fell asleep, and the alarm clock was still at that point.

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