Chapter Sixty-Three—Squatting and Peeing?
Chapter Sixty-Three—Squatting and Peeing?
Ye Bufan looked at the message sent on his mobile phone, the corners of his mouth kept rising, and he was about to enter the hotel to find a room to rest for a good night, and then strode towards the hotel.
The scene of Ye Bufan whipping his bald head just now was all left in the eyes of the two security guards, and at this time, when he saw Ye Bufan coming over, he was so frightened that he couldn't possess his body.
Hurriedly open the door and put on a welcoming posture, for fear that he would make an accidental move and make this god unhappy, this is a ruthless person!
Ye Bufan saw the actions of these two security guards from afar, and he was still thinking in his heart, it seems that he has really found the right hotel, so he has a customer-oriented attitude, and the conditions inside must be first-class.
If Ye Bufan knew that these two security guards were out of deterrence just now, he didn't know how to feel.
The bald head is used to being powerful in this area, and the two security guards also know the bald head, thinking in their hearts, you will beat him, why did you let him go, you will suffer it in a while, anyway, it's not your own business, just do your job well, as long as you don't upset this god.
Ye Bufan stepped into the hall and walked to the service desk.
The front desk service staff is a student girl, the one who just said the bald head, she looks very young, giving people a feeling like a spring breeze, if Ye Bufan doesn't have strong self-control, he can't help but look at it a few more times, but he still looks at it a few times.
"Is it pretty?"
"Yes, it's beautiful." Ye Bufan said it involuntarily, and only after saying it did he realize, "Eh, that's not what I meant." ”
The student girl pursed her lips and smiled, daring to love this guy is a pure brother, looking at this dress too.
"You're staying in a hotel?" The student girl asked.
"Well, just give me a single room." Ye Bufan replied.
"ID card," the student girl asked lukewarmly.
"Eh," Ye Bufan took out his ID card, and when he was done, he entered his room.
I simply took a hot bath, lay on the bed, and turned on the TV casually and an advertisement came out "Youth is invincible, please use super invincible whitening cream, blackheads, dark spots, spots, whitening, multiple effects, absolutely easy to use, don't miss it, order phone xxxxxxxxxx".
Ye Bufan changed the channel impatiently, bullshit whitening, I don't know what hormones to add, it's all a cheat daddy's thing.
At the same time as changing the channel, a sudden idea came to mind, "That's right, don't I want to establish my own power, lack of funds, you can start in this regard, I am a real miracle doctor, others add hormones, I don't, I make absolutely natural pollution-free whitening products." ”
Fortunately, this is a boring advertisement, or his huge wealth will flow through his fingers, and it will be too late to regret it.
I turned off the TV, got tired all night, had a good night's sleep, and after a while I heard snoring.
Ordinary people will only snore when they are tired, it can be seen that when Ye Bufan catches ghosts, it is not too easy, it seems to be easy, but in fact, he has paid a lot of vitality.
Ye Bufan slept in a daze, and heard the sound of a quarrel downstairs.
"Haha, chick, tell me which room the man lived in just now, and the uncle will make you feel good in a while." The bald head swollen his face and said with a squint.
"I, I, I, I don't know," the chick said in a hurry, the battle of these people had already scared the student girl out of her mind, and she didn't know what she was talking about.
"What? Don't you dare to tell me, come on, bring her to me, and I'll be in that kid's room in a while, playing with this best chick. The bald head said viciously.
The bald head directly found Ye Bufan, room 305 through the computer records at the front desk.
The bald head took more than 20 younger brothers, and most importantly took the best chicks, and went up to the third floor.
found room 305, the bald head shouted at the little brother, and kicked the door open with a "bang".
Ye Bufan's six senses are strong, and he has long seen the situation downstairs clearly, and he dares to think that this superb student girl is suitable for his group, so he took it upstairs and let himself look at him.
"Damn, who the fuck, why are you so rude, I don't know I'm sleeping." Ye Bufan sat up and shouted.
When the bald guy heard this, this stupid boy thought that he would be fine after beating himself, and he dared to fall asleep here, hehe, this is good.
"Okay, don't fucking sleep, don't you know who Lao Tzu is, do you?" The bald guy laughed.
In the eyes of the bald guy, Ye Bufan has been sentenced to death, no matter how awesome this kid is, he can beat so many people.
Ye Bufan got out of bed, walked towards the bald guy, looked left and right, and pretended to suddenly realize, "Ao, remember, aren't you the one who calls himself a bald brother?" ”。
When the bald guy heard this, he called himself bald brother, thinking that he was admitting it, and said with a smile: "Do it yourself, or let me do it myself?" ”
Ye Bufan touched his head, "What are you doing?" Then he patted his head again: "You won't come to give me labor money again, will you?" ”
The bald guy was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "It's all fucking dying, and you're still fucking pretending to force me here, aren't you?" ”。
There was such a big incident in the hotel, and the lobby manager immediately received a notice from the security guard and ran into room 305 in a panic.
"Bald brother, take a look, or you let go of my front desk staff first, there is something to discuss." Running in was a man in his forties, dressed in a suit.
"Fuck off, you don't want to be in business here, do you? I fell in love with your front desk staff is her blessing, today Lao Tzu wants to open meat, what's the matter? After the bald guy finished speaking, he held a bright steel knife on the neck of the lobby manager.
The lobby manager trembled with fright: "That bald brother, it's not what you think, sometimes it's easy to discuss, dissipate your anger, why don't I call you to find a few beautiful ladies, can you stay in the hotel for free?" ”。
"Get out of here, for a while, you, and you" pointed to the lobby manager and Ye Bufan, "Let the two of you watch for a while, how did I get on this chick." ”
The lobby manager didn't dare to speak, for fear that if the bald head stabbed his neck, it would be over, although he said that he was an employee he recruited, but it was more important than his own life compared to his own life.
Ye Bufan opened his mouth and said: "Lao Tzu is not a woman, how can you pretend to be forced, Lao Tzu has always urinated standing up, you won't be squatting to pee, right?" ”。
The bald guy didn't react for a while, and muttered: "Squatting and peeing, squatting and urinating".
The lobby manager didn't dare to laugh if he wanted to, for fear of angering the bald head.
The bald head slapped his head, "Ah, it hurts me to death" Xiang must have forgotten the injury he had just received, and reacted: "This kid is scolding himself for ten women" Only then did he pat his head.
"Bastard, you kind of say it again." The bald head shook the steel knife in his hand, and the little brother behind him also opened his eyes angrily one after another.
"Okay, don't be verbose, quickly use it for hard work, I'm afraid you won't even have the strength to take out the hard work." Ye Bufan dug his nose and said.
At this time, a little brother was confused, this guy just came in, and he kept talking about hard work, hard work or something, what kind of hard work is it.
The little brother behind the bald head still couldn't help asking: "Brother bald, what is the labor fee that the kid is talking about?" Do you feel that we have not been easy along the way, and you have to give us money".
It's good that the bald head doesn't listen to the hard work, but his little brother actually asks himself what the hard work is, can the fuck say this, how can he mix in the road after saying it.
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