After entering the single room, the worker of the hot pot restaurant sent a pot of tea and a large plate of melon seeds, and we ate it, and Jiang Kun also told a joke.

"Do you know about your sauna?" Jiang Kun asked.

"Don't you just go to the sauna every night now?" Guo Xiaoliu replied.

"Yes, my brother has a good part-time job, but do you know how to get into the sauna center?" Jiang Kun asked proudly again.

"It must be fun inside!" King Zappi asked hurriedly, as if he was interested in the sauna.

"Tell us about the situation," Liu Kai replied. It's just that I'm not interested, I don't know what a sauna is, and I'm impatient to ask.

"That day, I came to the 11th Cave Gate, passed by the entrance of the Guiyuan sauna, and saw a recruitment notice posted on it," Jiang Kun said.

"So you went to apply?" , Liu Kai asked.

"You're so smart, as soon as I went in, a beautiful woman in her twenties greeted me and asked me if I needed blessings, and I said I didn't want blessings, I was here to find a job, and then she glanced at me from top to bottom, and then told me to follow her."

"I'm telling you to go and have a room with her, haha!" Zhang Hua interrupted Jiang Kun's words and made us laugh for a long time.

"Fuck your sister, she's the boss lady who took me to meet them," Jiang Kun scolded.

"Hey! I know, I'm taking you to open a room with their boss lady", Zhang Hua cut off Jiang Kun's words again, and the other six of us burst into laughter again.

"your mother, ** I know how to open a house in one day, why are you still a virgin now", Jiang Kun was anxious, no one answered, so let him say.

"As soon as I saw the hostess, she asked me how old I was, what I knew and what I was good at. I told her the truth. Nineteen years old, I can't do anything, but I can learn. He's a great runner."

"No, it won't! That's why people want you? Guo Xiaoliu asked.

"How is this possible, I just went in and took a look, and I didn't think about going to work inside, so she just blasted me out at that time," Jiang Kun replied.

"Hah! Ha! Hah... The crowd couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Then why are you working in there again?" , Guo Xiaoliu asked again.

"This thing is really strange, I was very unhappy at the time, but I am not a psychopath, I said boom, I was in a hurry to say a word", Jiang Kun said.

"What do you dare to say? Brother Kun, are you bragging again!! Zhang Hua teased.

"It's really not bragging, I was on fire at the time, and casually said, 'Isn't it a specialty, is my **specialty considered a specialty?'. Hey! I didn't expect that old mother to say to me, and it was too much, just like that, she asked me to go to work every night. As soon as Brother Kun finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter, what is this called.

"People won't want you just because you said your thing is long," Guo Xiaoliu said with a smile. Only Jiang Yuke had a gloomy face, and everyone else followed the jokes.

"Fuck your sister, Lao Tzu's stuff has always been long, can't it?" , Jiang Kun said proudly.

"Oh, I see, you're going to be a duck!" , with Guo Xiaoliu's ridicule, there was another burst of laughter.

"You're a duck king to sell soy milk, is it good for Lao Tzu to go in and be a waiter, the most important thing is to see all kinds of realistic versions of the blockbuster, hehe!" , Jiang Kun said with a stinky fart on his face.

No wonder Jiang Kun, Guo Xiaoliu, and Zhang Hua have been returning late late, and it seems that they are fooling around in the sauna center, they are really a group of disgusting guys, maybe they have really done something out of the ordinary.

In fact, Jiang Kun and Guo Xiaoliu are usually quite funny, whether they are outside or in the dormitory, they always like to tell us some funny yellow jokes, as well as all kinds of skills for picking up girls.

Every night they would always make harassing calls to unknown girls, because the phones in the girls' dormitories at school were lined up next to each other, and if you knew the number of one girl's dormitory, you could know the numbers of several other girls' dormitories.

At that time, most of the telephones in the dormitory were bought by students for twenty or thirty yuan themselves, and many of them did not have caller ID.

Every time they dialed the phone number, Jiang Kun and the others would shamelessly say a lot of provocative things to each other. Once he asked others to guess riddles, and the question was a bit high-end, he asked: "Friendship will always accompany you under the rain, and when people meet with Ai, the wild goose flies south and is not a human character, and the car returns to the things and people, but the good woman has become a wife?" Can you guess this riddle? This is a collection of riddles that Jiang Kun bought from a bookstall on the street.

"I'm not good at ancient Chinese, you're asking too deeply, I don't understand the meaning of this poem", after a while, the girl on the other side of the phone replied.

"Guess again! You don't understand this, it seems that you have to make up the language, do you need me to help you make up? Jiang Kun asked again.

"Good! All right! You can make it up for me, I really don't understand", the girl replied.

"Isn't 'friendship raining' the word 'love'?" When people want to meet Ai, isn't it just a homophonic 'Er' word next to the human character is you! You think about the next three words", Jiang Kun said and generally stopped.

"You're bad! Actually let me guess such a riddle, fortunately I can't think of it, otherwise you will take advantage of it, you are so talented, or you say it! The girl on the other end of the phone reacted, and the previous sentence represented the word "love you". It can be seen that Jiang Kun is very good at **.

'Alright!' The wild goose flying south is not a human word', what do you think, what other words are there in the formation of the wild goose flying south besides the human word? Jiang Kun asked.

"'One', right?" , the girl replied.

"You're so smart, 'the car returns to the things and people', isn't the 'car' inside the 'car', the people and things in the car have changed, isn't this 'non'? What are the words combined? Jiang Kun asked with a smile again.

"I know, 'love you for a lifetime', I guessed right, right?" , there was a laugh from the girl's end.

"Yes, that's just right, you say it again, your voice is so good", Jiang Kun laughed again.

"'Love you!' You stink! Take advantage of me again, I won't say it, hang up, snap! The girl was annoyed by Jiang Kun and hung up his phone directly. However, Jiang Kun dialed her phone again and chatted with her again, and the content was even more exciting.

What kind of girl can guess such a boring and shameless riddle with him, what is this riddle called? What's even more puzzling is that they actually talked until late.

Maybe it's a confirmation of the saying, "Men are not bad, girls don't love", and there are also girls who can't stand loneliness, and it's hard to play.

Seeing that they are like fish in water in this regard, I really envy their eloquence, and I was able to get Long Tong's phone number that day, and I also had some jokes with her.

But it's just thinking about it, if there was really a call from Long Tong, I don't think I would do that, she's my goddess, isn't this deliberately defiling her? I really can't do it, I don't have the courage to do it, and I would never allow myself to do such a thing morally.

Because, it's shameful.

After a while, the pork knuckle hot pot was brought in, the gas was lit under the pot, a large glass of cold beer was poured, and a glass of fresh was touched, and the ice wine was stunned.

When the red broth in the hot pot came up, the side of the hot pot was also warm and lively, and all kinds of vegetables began to go down, and I couldn't wait to see it.

Winter is the best season to eat hot pot, and the atmosphere on the table is very lively, "Hello brothers", "Gao Liusheng", "Three Ding Turns"... A few brothers shouted five and drank six, and played the guessing boxing north and south war, hee-hee-ha, not only our private room, but all the rooms are like this.

A mouthful of elbow meat, a sip of wine, this taste is the first time I have been old, I used to see my dad and his friends like this, I still hated it, I didn't expect that at this time I played the role of my father.

Finally, I realized the fun of "life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon".

I don't know how long I ate, I was full of wine and food, but I still felt that this hot pot soup was good, and I wanted to drink a little more to dilute the wine, so I went to the spoon and put it in the pot to age the soup, a spoonful down, actually picked out a walnut-shaped thing, after drinking, my eyes were a little flowery, at first I thought it was sand kernels, but I put it in the bowl and looked at it but it was not.

I'm very strange, this thing looks familiar, put it in my mouth and taste it, I instantly understood, why this hot pot restaurant is so good, in addition to the big smoke bud, which kind of ingredient can have this effect? I used to have a toothache when I was a child, and my lord used this thing to relieve my pain, and I remember it deeply.

It seems that this pork knuckle hot pot is still not eaten in the future, it is estimated that it is a craft handed down before liberation, no wonder Jiang Kun and his gang like to come to this kind of place so much.