87_87644 "I'll let you change it, where did all that nonsense come from?" Ling Shisong glanced at his mother-in-law and glared fiercely.

Li Fengjiao was originally a shrew, but when she saw her husband looking dragged, she put her hands on her round waist, pointed at Ling Shisong's nose and scolded: "You kill a thousand knives, you roar at me!" If you have the ability, you can carry a kitchen knife and chop Zhang Fan's little bastard in half for me, so that you can call me a man. Seeing that you want to be like this, like a eunuch, how could I be blind and marry a man like you in the first place? Spicy, mother, I'm really a big loss. ”

"You ......"

Ling Shisong was originally in an extremely irritable mood, at home, he didn't have any status as a man, and he was scolded by his mother-in-law, and his head drooped even lower.

Li Fengjiao saw him like a bear, and became even more angry, "You man who has no breath, I won't serve you, old lady." Catheter yourself! There's really no passion for living a waste life like yours. The old lady is a hundred times stronger than you if she has a little white face. ”

After Li Fengjiao scolded for a while, she lifted the waist of her bucket, twisted her two huge buttocks, and turned around to leave.

"Paralysis! What a slut. ”

Ling Shisong Tieqing's face was pale, and seeing that the catheterization bag was about to overflow, he hurriedly catheterized himself with difficulty.

Ling Shisong tinkered for a while, sweating profusely and only half of the urine was directed. He couldn't have imagined that Zhang Fan would come in like a ghost at this point, without any warning.

It can be said that Zhang Fan's arrival is really not the right time. At that time, Ling Shisong, he was generally hunched, half pouted his buttocks, holding the man's thing in one hand and the urinary catheterization bag in the other, it can be said that his movements were very indecent, and they all fell in Zhang Fan's eyes.

At this scene in front of him, Zhang Fan wanted to burst into laughter, but he finally held back.

As soon as Ling Shisong saw Zhang Fan, his face turned pale all of a sudden, "Zhang Fan? It's you? What are you here to do? Get out of here, you're not welcome here. ”

Zhang Fan wiped his nose and was not angry at all. Ling Shisong's virtue today is his masterpiece. Two days of punishment is enough for an old man who is half Xu.

"Vice Dean Ling, don't be angry yet! After all, you are my boss, and all the staff of our hospital have come to visit you, and I don't want to talk to them if I don't come. What do you think? Is your body okay? Zhang Fan knew that he was a consultant.

Can he be okay with Old Boy Ling? His man's face was almost lost. If he could, he really didn't want to provoke Zhang Fan.

"Thank you for your concern! I'm so good, I'm upset when I see you, you can go. "If Ling Shisong has a good face for Zhang Fan, it is impossible.

"Actually, your disease is not untreatable! If you drive me away, then I have to follow your wishes, and I will go. "Zhang Fan, wait."

As soon as Ling Shisong heard Zhang Fan's words, he couldn't care about it at the moment, "You just said that my disease can be cured?" That one...... What should I do? ”

Zhang Fan narrowed his eyes, his heart suddenly became happy, and then asked, "Vice Dean Ling, in this way, do you really believe my words?" "Tell me first, what is the solution?" His attending doctor couldn't do anything, because he couldn't find the cause, and if he did an examination, it showed that Ling Shisong's body was fine, and he was completely healthy.

As for why he urinated, the attending physicians in charge of the matter, they were also helpless. Once the current Ling Shisong listened to Zhang Fan's words and had a way to treat his disease, what kind of face did he care, dignified, and immediately smiled at Zhang Fan.

Paralysis! Ling Shisong is such a cheap dog! Zhang Fan secretly spit on him in his heart, and smiled indifferently: "I actually came, of course there is a way to cure your disease, but Dean Ling, what I ask you is, do you still plan for me to sue me in the court?" ”

"What's that...... Hey! No more prosecutions! As long as you cure this disease of mine, you Zhang Fan are my benefactor, how can I sue you? Absolutely not. ”

Zhang Fan couldn't have imagined that Ling Shisong's skin would be so thick. It's really as thick as a city wall, and can't be destroyed by cannons. Obviously, there was still a hostility that wanted to peel off the other party, cramp bones, and drink his flesh and blood. It's good now, it seems that nothing has happened.

"Well, then I can tell you how to cure it. Before, the son and grandson of my aunt, third aunt and nephew in my hometown, he also suffered from this urine with you, and my God, that urine leaked out non-stop, and later, do you know what happened? ”

"I don't know." Ling Shisong immediately shook his head.

"Later, my aunt-in-law's godfather smeared the grandson with crushed pepper powder on his little *, hey, don't say it, by the next day, the grandson's urine immediately stopped, don't you say it's magical?"

"Smearing pepper powder? It's as simple as that? I said Zhang Fan, you shouldn't come to fool me, right? Ling Shisong's face suddenly became gloomy.

Dare to love Zhang Fan is here to entertain him.

Zhang Fan raised his eyebrows and said, "I said Vice Dean Ling, I didn't mean to use you for entertainment, my distant relative's grandson was cured like this!" Whether you believe it or not, that's not for me to decide! Okay, it's time for me to go too. ”

Zhang Fan didn't want to stay for a long time, in case he was caught by Ling Shisong's lioness, the Hedong lion roared, and the consequences were unimaginable.

Zhang Fanqiang ninja smiled and walked away.

Ling Shisong was stunned in a daze, is there really no other way? Can you only smear peppercorn powder on that? This doesn't make that spicy erection, right?

"Wife, wife, wife......" In the end, Ling Shisong let him out and hurriedly greeted his mother-in-law.

Actually, Zhang Fan did not fool Ling Shisong. Zhang Fan's method can indeed cure Ling Shisong's urine. Because he moved some hands and feet beside Ling Shisong, so that his bladder muscles could not be restrained, and the valve was relaxed, so that his urine kept flowing, it was because of the bladder muscles.

Zhang Fan gave Ling Shisong the smear pepper powder, not only to cure the disease, but also to make the old boy disgust him. Otherwise, Zhang Fan would not have come here in person. Szechuan pepper powder is spicy and sexually astringent, and once it is applied, it can stimulate the contraction of the bladder muscles, and the valve is closed, and the urine is naturally healed.

Ling Shisong finally had no choice, he ordered Li Fengjiao to buy a large amount of peppercorn powder from the market, and one night, he smeared it on the man's everything.

But after all, it was chili powder, and within two hours, Ling Shisong unexpectedly found that his was red, spicy, and swollen, and the man's * pain almost made him rush into the kitchen to pick up the kitchen knife, and then slashed himself to end the root of that sin.

"Damn! Zhang Fan, I can't spare you. ”

For a whole night, Ling Shisong was tossed to death by the pepper powder. However, when he found out the next day, there was no urine in his catheterization bag.

He could finally feel a burning heat in his lower abdomen. Oh, my God! That's urine! He finally had the urge to urinate.

Ling Shisong quickly pulled out the urinary catheter and rushed to the bathroom.

Call......

For two days and two nights, Ling Shisong was finally able to happily sprinkle a bubble of smelly hot urine. I remembered a night of tossing and dying, and now I still hold a huge red and swollen sausage in my hand.

Ling Shisong shed tears of happiness happily.

Zhang Fan set a detailed treatment plan for Zhang Jing. Zhang Jing's mood is a little high now, and it is not suitable for needle insertion. When her mood regained her calm, she was making plans.

Early this morning, Zhang Fan rushed to the hospital early. He needs to take a leave of absence, because Guo Peng is on the plane at noon, and he should be able to arrive in Jiangdu in the afternoon, and he has to go to the airport to pick them up.

Zhang Fan is the assistant to the president, and his request for leave has to be approved by Li Guochang, the top leader of the hospital, and they do not have this right as for the personnel department.

Li Guochang didn't embarrass Zhang Fan, he was in a good mood, he instantly picked up the pen and ticked it, which was approved.

Zhang Fan got the fake order and was idle, but he accidentally received a call from Qin Feifei. Qin Feifei told him on the phone that she was looking for him for something, and she would see him at the old place.

Zhang Fan was stunned, the old place? That's Royal Capital One Hotel.

When Zhang Fan arrived in a hurry, Qin Feifei was leisurely sipping coffee, and of course, Chen Jiawei was indispensable to sit next to him.

After Chen Jiawei saw Zhang Fan coming, he found an excuse to leave. After all, people have something to talk about, don't they? If he continues to pestle, it will be a superfluous light bulb.

"Sister Qin, let's talk about it, what can't be said on the phone?" The weather was extremely hot, and Zhang Fan was already sweating profusely when he came all the way.

Qin Feifei pursed her lips and smiled: "Look at you sweating profusely, wait for you to take a breath first." By the way, I haven't congratulated you yet, you are about to become the quasi-grandson-in-law of the farmer. Zhang Fan, remember to give me a wedding card when the time comes. ”

Sweat! This matter has not been skimmed yet! Zhang Fan felt strange, why did this news spread so quickly? It was only less than two days, and it seemed that the entire Jiangdu knew that Zhang Fan was about to become the quasi-grandson-in-law of the farmer.

Who is the farmer? The powerful man of the previous generation, his every move in Jiangdu. Even to put it mildly, the farmer only needs to let out a fart, and all the media and newspapers will flock to report it.

"Okay! At that time, I will definitely not go to Sister Qin. ”

"Your mouth is as sweet as honey. Alas, seeing that you are so young and getting engaged, I, an older girl, really hate to marry. Qin Feifei's eyes flickered and fell on Zhang Fan's face, "Why don't you let me be your underground lover?" I don't think there are many excellent boys like you Zhang Fan. ”