Chapter 22: Men's Bedtime Talk
When Lu Xiaoshan returned to the dormitory, the other roommates were already there.
Since they didn't know each other yet, everyone was busy with their own things, and when they saw Lu Xiaoshan coming in, they all smiled at him, and Lu Xiaoshan also smiled.
He hurriedly sorted out his things, and all his things were piled on the bed in a hurry. Quickly spread the mat, hang the mosquito net, and spread the blanket again. In the end, I put all the luggage away, and I was almost done.
He clapped his hands and grabbed his toiletries to take a shower. There are no bathrooms in the dorm room, only public bathrooms on every floor, and there is still only cold water to wash, which is what the roommate who just went to wash told them.
It's past ten o'clock now, and the lights will be turned off in a while, so he has to wash it quickly, and the rule here is to rest at half past ten, and if you're still wandering outside after a while, a guard will come to talk to you.
There were still quite a few people in the bathroom, so he quickly finished bathing, washed his clothes again, and then went back to the bedroom.
Soon the bell rang for the break, and the roommates also rested, and after the checking teacher checked, the roommates began to talk.
"I said we all got to know each other." A roommate said, Lu Xiaoshan recognized his voice, just patted him on the shoulder in the classroom, and said, "Xueba, let's be friends." The man.
"Okay." Others agreed.
"Then let's start with me, my name is Severe Winter." The man who spoke first said.
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In the end, Lu Xiaoshan knew that the one who slept on his top bunk was called Yang Meng, and the one who slept next to him was called Wei Haochen, and the upper bunk in Wei Haochen was Harsh Winter, and it could be seen that Harsh Winter's character was very bold and talked a lot.
And the one opposite him is called Ma Yuan, and the upper bunk of Ma Yuan is called Erdong.
Almost all the boys in their class are here, six in all, and two are sleepers, adding up to eight boys.
"You say, we're really miserable, there are more than 60 people in our class, but there are only eight boys." Yan Dong said.
"Hey, the yin is prosperous and the yang is declining, it seems that in the future, our class will still be dominated by girls." Yang Meng said.
"Who says it's not, we're going to have a hard time in the future!" Ma Yuan also said.
"Hehe, brothers, you are wrong, there are only a few boys in our class, which is equivalent to a national treasure, so many girls, it is definitely our welfare, our chances have become much greater, and the success rate of pickling girls will increase a lot." The ear on the other side let out a pig-like laugh.
"Erdong has a point! Ha ha. "The harsh winter suddenly realized.
"That's right, we're going to live among the flowers in the future!" Wei Haochen also said. "Hey, I want to be so handsome, there must be a lot of beautiful girls to pursue, it's really distressing, and I don't know which one to choose." He groped his chin a little narcissistically.
Lu Xiaoshan listened to them silently.
"Hey, what do you think of the girls in our class?" Yan Dong asked.
"The overall quality is not bad, I have already observed it in the class just now. A few of them are really beautiful," Erdong said.
"I've observed, hehe. Brothers, which girl in our class do you think is the most beautiful? Yan Dong said.
"I think the two girls sitting in front of me are very beautiful, one is called Wen Jing and the other is called Ha Yue. But if you really want to say the most beautiful words, I still ask Jing to be pretty, charming and cold, the goddess in my heart. Erdong revealed another statue of Brother Pig.
"Well, those two girls are very beautiful, but there is another girl named Eco sitting at the table next to these two girls, with a cute and beautiful face, and a very gentle voice, I can't help hearing her voice. I think she's the prettiest. Yan Dong said.
"I also think Eco is the most beautiful." Ma Yuan agreed.
"Hehe, the hero sees the same thing, Brother Pony." Yan Dong stretched out his hand to Ma Yuan in the air, looking like he had met a confidant.
Ma Yuan also stretched out his hand, and the two shook hands in the air.
"I still think Tao Keke is the most beautiful, especially her figure and long legs, which are simply too **." Wei Haochen took over the conversation.
"Didn't you find the two big beauties who were punished by the teacher? It's those two girls called Shadow and Cute. Sister Shadow, in particular, fascinated me so much. Yang Meng said.
"I also remembered when I heard you say this, those two girls are indeed very beautiful, not worse than the ones we talked about earlier!" Erdong patted his thigh and said.
"I think the two girls were sitting in front of the hill. was also punished by the teacher with Xiaoshan. Right, hill? Yan Dong stuck out his head and looked at Lu Xiaoshan.
"Hmm." Lu Xiaoshan nodded.
"Look at how familiar you look, did you know each other before?" Yan Dong asked.
"I don't know, we just met." Lu Xiaoshan shook his head.
"It seems that I saw you go out with them when I was out of school just now, and I don't know what to do, so you just went back to the dormitory so late, and you just met and shot, and it's already come to this point, or two, hehe, Xiaoshan, the pickling technique is okay, my generation is a model of life." Erdong hehe* laughs.
"I want to be handsome, suave Saipan'an, a pear flower pressing begonia. I didn't expect you to be more bullish than me*, and my little brother was willing to bow down. Wei Haochen bowed his hand to Lu Xiaoshan.
Lu Xiaoshan is full of black lines, what is this?
"Where did I make a move, I went out with them after school for a reason, they thought it was my fault that I was punished by the teacher, so they asked me to buy something for them to make amends, and then they took me to the commissary and slaughtered me severely." Lu Xiaoshan explained.
"Is that your fault?" Wei Haochen asked.
"Both sides are at fault, I think." Lu Xiaoshan said.
"I'll go, then won't you become the wrongdoer?" Wei Haochen shouted. "I think they should think that you look honest and make good bullies, so they will pit you, this is unbearable."
"It's not that serious, is it?" Lu Xiaoshan whispered.
"I don't think what Hao Chen said is right, such beautiful girls, it is definitely our honor to invite them to eat, it is the beginning of the success of the pickle girl plan, many people want to find an opportunity to invite people may not appreciate it, if it is me, it doesn't matter how much you eat. Xiaoshan seems to be one step ahead of us, and it seems that there is a great chance of success in picking up girls in the future. Erdong said.
"I agree with Erdong's statement, hey, Xiaoshan, there are so many of them, leave one for the brothers, right?" Yan Dong said.
"Take everything you want, I raise my hands in favor." Lu Xiaoshan said. All his thoughts are now on studying for the university entrance examination, and he doesn't think about other things at all.
"And who do you think is the prettiest in our class?" Yan Dong saw that Lu Xiaoshan really didn't seem to have that kind of thought, so he didn't dwell on it, and asked instead.
"I didn't look at the other people much when I was in class just now, so I don't know about the people you just mentioned!" Lu Xiaoshan said. He was punished for standing in class, and he has been listening carefully to the teacher since then, except for the cuteness and shadow, he really didn't pay much attention to the others.
"I'm really convinced of you, so many beautiful girls, if you don't look at it, you will be damned." Bitter Winter shook his head.
Lu Xiaoshan could only smile bitterly and shake his head.
"Alas, your academic performance is so good, you will have to take care of your brothers in the future, can you tell me how you studied?" Yan Dong asked again.
"Actually, I'm not very good at studying, I used to be in the fifteenth or sixteenth place in the school when I was in junior high school, and I didn't expect to be the first in the exam this time, I guess it's luck." Lu Xiaoshan said. Of course, he knew that being able to do well in the exam was the reason why Long Xin decided to transform his body, but how could he easily leak this kind of thing?
"I'm sorry, when can such luck favor me, I'm willing to die." The harsh winter scratched his ears and cheeks, looking envious, jealous and hateful.
Others also showed the same feeling.
"If you worship your ancestors, it should be possible to bump into such good luck." Lu Xiaoshan pretended to be very serious and said.
"That's all it can be."
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Since the teacher who inspected him would not come back after going through it, they chatted unscrupulously.
Not only their dormitories, but also the surrounding dormitories, after all, on the first day of school, seeing new roommates and brothers who will get along for three years in the future, naturally there are many things to talk about.
Generally speaking, in the girls' dormitory, there is a lot of chat, including what clothes, shoes, dessert shops, trendy decorations, gossip, etc., discussing boys, occasionally.
And most of the discussion among the boys is about girls, which girl is the most beautiful and which girl is ugly, and the boys in each class will give the girls in the class a number, the most beautiful is called the boss, and then the second is called the second, and then the third......
These things are immutable theorems.