Chapter 34, Xiao Gongzi, the most awesome
In the private room of Tianyue Pavilion. Lin Yuxun knelt on one knee and gently bandaged Zheng Xiyuan's wounds. The corners of his eyes were silently red.
Zheng Xiyuan hesitated, reached out to touch her hair, and said in a childlike tone, "What's wrong with my Yuxun?"
"I thought you guys were dead like this!" Lin Yuxun's tone trembled, and he said with a grudge. "Promise me, don't do this kind of thing in the future, okay?" She had a hearty personality in the past, but her expression was pleading at the moment.
Zheng Xiyuan smiled: "I won't die so easily." ”
At this moment, a very unfamiliar voice sounded.
"Second son, those people have been taken to prison. Let the second son fall. A voice said respectfully outside the door. But he was the chief of the city guard of Obsidian.
Thinking of what had just happened, Zheng Xiyuan's unfathomable eyes narrowed. According to many years of "cooperation" experience in helping the second son saddle the horse before and after, the flat man beats the dog. The city guard knew someone was going to be unlucky.
"Those three big ones, put one back to the Holy Light Empire. The remaining two and Xiao Yidao pulled out the hanging city tower for me. Ask those soldiers under your command for some ideas, how to trample on personality and how to fix it for me. By the way, tell the one who went back, and let the person over there take 100 million gold coins to ransom him. Otherwise, Xiao Gongzi will be dried up. Then they don't have to break the bank to redeem it, just say that I, Zheng Xiyuan, chopped him up and steamed it and fed it to Brother Chun. ”
Zheng Xiyuan's vivid description startled the city guards. Terrifying scenes are vividly displayed in front of you. He hurriedly responded and went down to execute as if he had fled.
The next day, the villagers of Obsidian City saw a very visually striking scene.
I saw three big men stripped naked and hung on the city tower, and JB was hung with a corn cob and firmly pulled by a rope. The flame was high when everyone gathered firewood, and the strategies of the city defense army were more ruthless than one another.
Soldier A said, "Give them laxatives." ”
Soldier B said, "Give them water, but tie him JB in a circle with a rope." Don't let him pee. ”
The soldier in charge of raising horses slapped the table, and said angrily: "Give them horse urine, drinking horse urine !! necessary !!."
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With the order of the second son, there was no curfew in the barracks, except for the soldiers who went out on patrol. Everyone gathered in front of the campfire. There was a brainstorming session. After a heated discussion in the middle of the night. Eventually, the city guard decided to combine the strengths of the family. All plans are executed together.
So, the three unlucky eggs hanging from the city tower touched the hearts of the entire barracks soldiers.
Hanging from the city tower, Xiao Yidao seemed to be really crazy, giggling.
Next to him, Senior Brother A and Senior Brother B (the two were furious, and the puppets were also legendary knights, so you might as well name them at midnight.) Eyes closed in agony. Bearing the feeling of a knife in the stomach.
I can't stand it, ah, I can't stand it. Senior Brother A's heart struggled to think.
"Stab" sound.
"Pull, pull. The crowd of onlookers below cheered. The so-called stand higher, pee farther. was hoisted so high, and the "popping" pulled down from the air was naturally extremely shocking and beautiful. The city guards didn't have a cruel plug in the passage. So, in the morning, a large crowd of fanatical villagers gathered at the gate of the city to watch. The cheers of "pulled, pulled......" came and went.
After pulling all morning, Senior Brother A's stomach was long gone. It was just a bubble of fishy yellow and foul-smelling liquid, which melted in the sky and fell on it with a snap.
"Cut~~~" A pile of stones flew up one after another, most of them hit the city wall, and a small number of them hit Xiao Yidao and the three. Only one of them hit the corn tied under the brother B. A whole round of warm applause. A certain brother excitedly clenched his fist around. I went to a registration office at the city gate and got a bottle of perfume.
This event is sponsored by the Heavenly Evil Chamber of Commerce. The stone is also special, fifteen yuan coins for one and ten gold coins. In the morning, the Heavenly Evil Chamber of Commerce earned nearly 10,000 gold coins from this activity. As you can imagine, the villagers are enjoying this event.
Zheng Xiyuan didn't look down on this money, so he slapped his thigh, and the income was used to buy wine and drink for the soldiers of the city guards. These soldiers burst into tears, and it was good to follow the second son.
As a result, these clever and evil animals, who don't know what humanitarianism is, work harder. Maintain order on the scene, and from time to time pour some horse urine mixed with laxatives or something to the three people on the city tower. Stomach with goods. can give the villagers an amazing high-altitude.
At noon, Anxi sent another wooden card, saying that it was Zheng Ergongzi's order, so that Xiao Yidao was hung around his neck, and Zheng Xiyuan's own inscription poem was written: "Xiao Gongzi, the most awesome, at high altitude every day." This is piled up, smelling dizzy, wait for him to eat it back. (Zheng Xiyuan was embarrassed to say that this was changed to a slow voice)
This rather wicked adaptation caused a burst of laughter among the villagers. Not to mention, from now on, whenever I pass by this wall of Obsidian. There's always someone to talk about what's going on today. Zheng Ergongzi's poem has also been circulated, of course, this is a later story.
At this moment, under the city tower, Nan Yunxin's face turned red and looked at the naked Xiao Yidao and the three of them under the city tower, is this the revenge of that guy? It is really better than a thousand humiliations in the world. Is that guy, even the means of the whole person so different?
"Miss, it's time for us to go. On the side, Nan Yunxin's maid Cuiyun said. glanced at the three people on the city tower, but there was no smile in their eyes.
Just this morning, all the industries of the Nanyun family in Obsidian City were provoked by official figures. It is said that all this was because of the young man's command: "I don't want to see that woman in Obsidian again." ”
Under pressure, the young lady was forced to announce that she was going back to her home. And the industry of Obsidian City will also be taken over by others. No one knows better than she how hard it is for Mademoiselle to win this. However, it was all in one day, and that person was ruined by a word. The Nanyun family may have sided with the Zheng family. Looking at Xiao Yidao, seeing the enemy's enemy in such a tragic state, it was inevitable that a feeling of sadness would arise in my heart.
Summoned Nan Yunxin a few times. I saw that the young lady's face was covered with red glow. It seems that he is thinking about something, and his mind is enthralled.
"Miss, are you feeling unwell? ”
"Well, no!" Nan Yunxin woke up. Glancing back at Obsidian. Are you not feeling well? It's just that it seems to have started after yesterday, or the day we met at a musical instrument store. There seems to be a shadow of one more person in my mind, lingering.
Holy Light Empire, General's Mansion - Xiao Family.
"Humph!" the table shattered. Xiao Shi, one of the top ten marshals of the Holy Light Empire, the head of the Xiao family, turned red. roared angrily: "Zheng family, Zheng family, what a second son of the Zheng family." Zheng Tianhua, you gave birth to a good son. ”
"Sir, you are discouraged. A beautiful woman on the side stroked Xiao Shi's back and said, "Now it's better to send someone to bring Yi Dao back." "This person is Xiao Yidao's mother, the Li family.
"What to bring back!? This rebel was hanged upstairs with his bare ass. What are you bringing back for? I can't afford to lose this person! I don't think I gave birth to this son. Xiao Shi said with a gruff breath. "Hmph, I'm going to contact Mr. Carter, and together with His Majesty the Emperor, put pressure on the Buffy Empire and the Principality of Donglin, and make sure they hand over that kid. We must avenge this revenge. ”
Under Xiao Shi, a beautiful girl wearing a purple gauze skirt frowned and said, "Dad, the Zheng family's status in the Buffy Empire is not weaker than our Xiao family and the Holy Light Empire. Even the emperors of the Buffy Empire may not dare to despise them. We will not offend the Zheng family because of our pressure. What's more, the Buffy Empire and the Holy Light Empire are secretly at odds. In the past few years, they have even secretly smuggled mechs to the Divine Hidden Empire to fight against us. Let our Xiao family suffer a loss, I'm afraid that they will still have happiness in their hearts. We will not hand over Zheng Xiyuan to us. Besides, if you do this, the Zheng family and the Xiao family will really have a mortal enmity. We can't really ignore the brother who is still in each other's hands. ”
This woman is Xiao Shi's second daughter, Xiao Ying.
Listening to the current situation of the analyst who is the woman he loves the most, Xiao Shi knows that she is reasonable, and her anger has disappeared a little.
"Hmph, that evil obstacle lost the fight by himself, and he was a disgrace to the family. That's it. After all, he is the seed of our Xiao family. You go for yourself. Bring him back. Damn, don't fall into my hands with that kid from the Zheng family, otherwise I will return the shame of my son tenfold. ”
He didn't know that in Donglin in the distance, Zheng Tianhua was also furious.
"What?!He really wants to kill you?!"
"Father can go and see the initiation pavilion outside the city, which has long been beaten to ashes by the forbidden spell at this moment. If it weren't for the child's quick hiding, he would have died. Even so, my hand was not lightly injured. The city guards who went with the child that day can testify. Zheng Xiyuan stretched out his bandaged hand and said, but he didn't say the blow he helped Nan Yunxin block.
Hearing Zheng Xiyuan say this, Zheng Tianhua was furious: "Hmph, I thought you did too much, but I didn't expect that Xiao family's little baby to be even more daring." It's okay if children fight, what the hell is a forbidden spell? Xiyuan, you did the right thing, what about their Xiao family? Our Zheng family is not easy to bully. You can do it with confidence. You just killed that kid, and Daddy carried it for you. ”。
He called Zheng Xiyuan to the study today, originally wanting to give Zheng Xiyuan a lecture.
I don't care if you're usually overbearing outside. But you also have to see who you bully. That's someone from the Xiao family. It's okay if you flatten it. He also hanged people from the upper floors of the city and abused them so much. Aren't you causing trouble for the family? But when I heard Zheng Xiyuan add fuel and vinegar to the process, I told you about the process of the matter. Zheng Tianhua is angry, not angry with his son. but really hated the people of the Xiao family.
Nani? Someone wants to kill our Zheng family? Okay, then I'll see who kills who today. Zheng Tianhua felt that his middle-aged heart was ignited with youthful enthusiasm and anger.
"Thank you, Dad. Zheng Xiyuan hurriedly surrendered his hand. Although he is alone, he is not afraid of the Xiao family. But how can there be a wave of your hand now, a large group of people to help you brainstorm to "take care" of the opponent's cool crookedness, how can there be a whole family to give you the ease and convenience to resolve trouble?
Coming out of Zheng Tianhua's study, Zheng Xiyuan pulled the strip of cloth on his hand, but saw that behind the bandage, his smooth jade arm was exposed. "This medicine really sucks. In the end, I will waste my essence and blood repair. ”
If it weren't for the fact that he spent too much essence and blood when he set up the formation on Penglai Island, he couldn't raise his essence at the critical moment. Nor will it hurt. But the power of that forbidden spell is really impressive. If it weren't for the Dark Moon at the end, it was blocked. I really hung up at that time. You know, the injuries on his hands were only burned by the heat transmitted by the Dark Moon.
If such a blow is hit head-on, the consequences are unimaginable.
"It seems that the magic of this world is also quite interesting, and it is good to have time to study and play. I'm afraid I'll be here for many years before I go back to the spirit realm. ”
Shaking his head and smiling, the figure disappeared into the corridor.