Chapter 121 Guo Dandan's charity performance
Since ancient times, there have been counter-annihilation schemes, and of course, there are more clever strategies corresponding to them.
At this time, Liu Xian and Sister Le were studying this profound question.
"Sister Le, look, we can do this. Since it's a double gun, they will want to eat us. So, why not take advantage of Jasmine, and maybe, we can swallow up the Twin Guns in one fell swoop. Liu Xian's eyes flashed, and he said these words quietly.
"What do you mean by that?" Sister Le's eyes widened, staring at Liu Xian and asked.
"Sister Le, we can deliberately release a few fake news, and when the time comes, it will spread through Jasmine's mouth, and then send two groups of people to copy the nest of the Double Gun Society all the way, and ambush all the way in the dark. In that case, I don't think it would be a problem to extinguish the guns. Liu hurriedly nodded.
Although Liu Xian said it very well, Sister Le shook her head, "These two guns will have a background, but I'm afraid it's not the time to move them." ”
"Got a backdrop?" Liu hurriedly laughed, "Just kidding, they have a backdrop, and we have it too." Liu hurriedly patted his chest and said matter-of-factly.
"Backdrop?" Sister Le was stunned.
"Hehe, who let me know Watson from the Heroes Society." Liu Xian looked very proud.
An hour later, Liu Busy left the Hi Hall Bar, and that night, Liu Busy came to the People's Hospital again.
Because, he has a new idea.
In the People's Hospital, Xiao Yan'er was thinking about how to overcome the problem of plague.
At this moment, Liu Xian's figure appeared.
"What's going on? With a sad face, don't you think about me? Liu hurriedly glared at Xiao Yan'er and played a scoundrel directly.
Xiao Yan'er didn't pay attention to Liu Xian, she knew that this person was very weird, you answer him, he will definitely ignore you. If you ignore him, he'll lick his face and ignore you.
"Hehe, isn't it Sichun?" Liu Xian asked again.
"I say, could it be that you became dumb in an instant?"
Still no response.
"I'll give you one last chance, if you don't speak again, then I'll just get started." Liu Xian smiled weirdly, "Don't think about it, I definitely won't take off your clothes, I will take off my clothes little by little, and then accuse you of insulting me......"
"Narcissism!"
"Hehe, you finally spoke, yes, I'm a narcissistic miracle doctor, plus a good teacher."
Liu Xian smiled and said proudly.
"I'm thinking about the plague, and if you don't have anything to do, please leave immediately." Xiao Yan'er said without raising her head.
"Alright, then let's talk about the plague, I already have an idea, and the key to this problem is the cucumber. It's just that it's a cucumber that's about to rot. ”
As soon as Liu Xian's words came out, Xiao Yan'er was stunned for a moment, rotten cucumber? I think this thing's brain is rotten, right?
"Don't stare at me like that, I'm telling the truth." Liu Xian straightened his chest and said very seriously.
"You see, all the patients ate cucumbers, but some of them were small, and some of them were very large. Have you noticed that the older ones are relatively infected, while the younger ones are more infected? ”
"Why is that? Have you ever wondered. We have a tradition in Huaxia, that is, older people will be careful with their budgets. To take the simplest example, many elderly people get up early in the morning to line up at the entrance of the supermarket in order to save a few dollars......"
Liu was busy talking a lot, but Xiao Yan'er listened, and he said impatiently, "What do you want to say?" ”
"I would say that the older ones are infected with a relatively small area because they bought cucumbers that are about to expire. Can you understand? ”
This kind of strange answer is estimated to be something that only Liu Busy can think of.
Xiao Yan'er blinked, and then stopped talking.
"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and try everything you can to spoil those cucumbers." Liu hurriedly urged.
"Huh?" Xiao Yan'er was very surprised, "I'm not a cleaning aunt, I can't do it." ”
Liu Busy was speechless, "You can't do it, but others can." Well, I have given you the opportunity to make meritorious contributions, but you have not cherished it, it seems that you are very indifferent to fame and fortune. ”
As soon as Liu Xian said this, Xiao Yan'er suddenly seemed to understand something. That's right, this product is very clear, if I developed a way to overcome the plague, wouldn't it be an instant hit in the medical world.
Thinking of this, Xiao Yan'er suddenly felt a great array of spirits and was full of confidence.
"That's right, if you don't eat the meat in your mouth, you're a fool."
Liu was busy talking, and when he saw this Xiao Yan'er, he was about to leave, "Wait, shouldn't you say that you should express it?" ”
"What does it mean?" Xiao Yan'er pretended to be puzzled.
"What do you say? Of course it's -- well, for the sake of our good relationship, this money will be free. However, kiss one first. As soon as Liu Xian's words came out, Xiao Yan'er started directly.
However, he was dodged by Liu Busy, "Beating is kissing and scolding is love, it seems that you really want to kiss me." ”
Liu Xian took advantage of Xiao Yan'er's inattention, and a sneak attack, so he kissed her fiercely.
It's a good feeling.
"You rascal!"
"You've said that many times."
"You ......"
After Xiao Yan'er left angrily, Liu Xian found a few cucumbers and began to study them.
Two hours later, Liu Xian still found nothing, but at this moment, his mobile phone rang.
It was Guo Dandan who called.
"Daimyosa, what's the matter?" Liu Xian's tone was light.
"It's not a big deal, I'm going to have a special concert for the plague tomorrow, I don't know if you have time?" Her tone was very kind, as if she was discussing with Liu Busy.
"Hehe, of course I'm going to the concert of your famous star. However, I can't seem to afford the ticket money. As soon as Liu Xian said this, Guo Dandan on the other end of the phone began to laugh.
"I'm please!"
"Hehe, that's the deal, I'm sure I'll be there tomorrow." Liu Xian said very happily, if you don't go to the free concert, you will be a fool.
"Oh yes, and besides, there's a row of seats for the students in your class, so you can bring them with you." Guo Dandan's tone was still the same.
When Liu Xian heard this, he immediately thanked Guo Dandan, "The famous star is really thoughtful. In a word, I will definitely help you do this beautifully, you can see. ”
After receiving such an exciting call, Liu Xian was not in the mood to study his condition, so he left the People's Hospital and ran towards Zhang Zhi.
In the past few days, Class 38 seems to have lost a heart, and they have been in a mess, and they are looking forward to Liu Busy's return every day, but no matter how they send text messages and WeChat calls, they have not replied.
So, their mood has reached the bottom, and if nothing miracles happen, then they are likely to return to the pre-liberation period.
Standing outside the window, Liu Xian saw a scene that he could not forget for half his life, when he left, the classroom looked decent, but now, Nima is still a classroom, it is simply a messy room. Not only were the textbooks flying around, but the stockings were also constantly flowing, and what made Liu busy and speechless the most was that he actually saw a condom on the ground.
What's the situation?
There are all girls in this class, how can there be such a thing, and it looks like it has been used like that.
Liu hurriedly cleared his throat, knocked on the door, and then entered the classroom.
Although Liu Busy arrived in the classroom, no one bought it because everyone didn't look up.
Damn, I don't take the head teacher seriously, it looks like I'm going to be mad!
"I'm back." Liu Xian's voice was very loud, like a bell.
This voice, like a warm current, flew into every girl's heart. Suddenly, they all turned their heads, and their eyes were full of tenderness and longing.