Chapter 3: Fake Prospective Boyfriend

"Actually, the teacher doesn't have the habit of wearing underwear."

As soon as Liu Xian's words came out, it was like pouring a bucket of cold water into a boiling oil pot.

Immediately the pot exploded.

The underwear turmoil passed quickly, and then Luo Xiao, the avant-garde master in the class, also gave a gift to Liu Busy.

The routine is still the same as before, and Liu is strongly asked to open it in public.

Even the underwear is open, what else can't be opened, besides, I am not afraid of animals like snakes and fatales at all.

So, Liu Busy opened it in public again.

When he opened it, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded again.

It turned out to be a box of Durex condoms!

I wiped it, and Liu Xian even wondered if he had arrived at a nightclub?

"Teacher, no matter what time it is, safety comes first!" Luo Xiao smiled thief, "Just like the durex in your hand, once someone a small hole with a needle, it will be dangerous." ”

"Thank you for this classmate's luxurious gift." Liu Xian smiled faintly, "I will give you a word, life is like a big gift from this classmate, and there is no room for a little sloppiness." In line with the attitude of being responsible for oneself, we must put an end to parallel imports and support licensed goods. ”

Yes?

This hooligan recognized it as a parallel trade at a glance, no wonder it was a hooligan!

Luo Xiao had this idea in his heart, and the rest of the people also had this idea in their hearts.

"Teacher, are you still a virgin?"

I don't know who it was, taking advantage of this shareholder wind, and asked another sharp question.

"I'm sorry, but the teacher is a Virgo." Liu Xian smiled faintly.

Sample, you want to tease me, do you think you can do it?

Don't forget, brother is a hooligan!

"Teacher, which star do you like the most, is it Teacher Cang or Xiao Ze?"

The question is even sharper.

If you answer, it will prove that Liu Xian has seen the works of Mr. Cang and Xiao Ze, so the image will definitely plummet.

But if you don't answer, everyone in the audience will stare at you directly, like a wolf pack has found a lamb, and their eyes are full of greed.

"I'm sorry, but the teacher never chases stars." Liu Xian smiled faintly, "Because the teacher always feels that each of us is a star, a shining future 'famous star'." ”

"Cut, pretend, teacher, which of Mr. Cang's works do you like the most? I think it must be the tutor series. The girl asked again.

This time, Liu Xian did not answer, but directly opened the topic.

"Next, please introduce yourself briefly......

The girl who asked Teacher Cang the question before stood up and replied directly.

"Name Bai Xue, height 1.72 meters, chest circumference 38d, come to my aunt on the third day of every month. So far, she is unmarried, she is a virgin, and her biggest hobby is to find someone else's boyfriend, so that others have no boyfriend to find. I'm the best at giving birth, and the fetus is a boy. The most desirable profession is to become a teacher like Teacher Cang. You know......"

After listening to Bai Xue's sharp self-introduction, Liu Xian almost got thirty-two likes.

"Name Huang Yunhui, divorced, has a son and a daughter, and has an RV. My biggest dream is to have intestines to eat every day and a bed to call every night. My favorite thing to do is to flirt with a good son......"

I don't know when, Liu Xian finally heard the long-awaited bell for the end of class.

Seeing the rogue teacher leave the class, Li Xiaomeng, Liang Feifei, Huang Yunhui, Luo Xiao, Bai Xue and others gathered together.

"This rogue teacher is already the 38th homeroom teacher of our class, let's say, get him away for a few days this time?"

School flower Liang Feifei smiled faintly, revealing the color of the country and the city.

"The long is three days, the short is one or two days." Squad leader Li Xiaomeng said affirmatively.

"The third period in the afternoon is a class meeting, so let's study and study the countermeasures." Huang Yunhui interjected.

"Anyway, this rogue teacher is so stylish, if only the students in our class were the students." Luo Xiao said helplessly.

Naturally, Comrade Liu Xian didn't know about this.

Office 438 on the fourth floor of the teaching building.

"Chen Chen, do you have time at night? I heard that there is a new seafood restaurant in the southern district, and the taste is very unique. ”

Wang Xiaotian is the secretary of Wang Shouchen, the director of the second year of high school.

His greatest wish in Zhang Zhi is to soak in Chen Chen, the first sexy beauty teacher in Zhang Zhi.

Chen Chen sat at his desk, didn't raise his head, and directly refused, "I have an appointment in the evening." Excuse me! ”

Chen Chenren is beautiful and moving, and she is also a dance teacher at the school, and since she came to Zhang Zhi, she has become a recognized goddess.

Even many boys regard Chen Chen as the object of lewdness.

Wang Xiaotian and Chen Chen have an office, as the so-called building near the water gets the moon first, he is determined that even if the family is bankrupt, he will soak in Chen Chen.

Damn, Lao Tzu knew that it would be this answer, but, fortunately, Lao Tzu was one step higher.

Wang Xiaotian smiled, stared at Chen Chen, who was immersed in reading, and continued, "I knew you didn't have time at night, if I remember correctly, this is the ninety-ninth time you have rejected my invitation." ”

"Since we don't have the time to work at night, let's go eat together at noon."

You don't have work at night, you can't have no work at noon!

Chen Chen was speechless, among the many harassment teams, this Wang Xiaotian can be said to be the most annoying one, as soon as she returned to the office, Wang Xiaotian flew around like a fly.

"I'm sorry, but I have an appointment at noon."

Chen Chen raised his head at this time, with a smile on his face, and said embarrassedly.

"There is also an appointment, who, who? Why do you have appointments every day, and why are there so many appointments, not a single one of them belongs to you and me? ”

Wang Xiaotian was a little annoyed.

Chen Chen was about to make a relative out of Hu Xuan, but the door of the office was pushed open.

The person who came was Liu Busy.

The 438 office is not big, counting Liu Xian, there are a total of four people, except for the three who are present now, and they are just the director of Zhong Chenggong's office.

Zhang Zhi, each level of the department has three directors (the director, the teaching director, the moral education director), and each director has an officer. To put it bluntly, he is the director's younger brother, who is responsible for running errands and delivering messages.

"Hello everyone, I'm Liu Busy, and we will be colleagues from now on."

Liu Xian smiled, and was immediately attracted by Chen Chen's appearance.

Chen Chen belongs to the kind of innate sexiness, which can be described as not powdery, broken words, and even every action has a soul-eroding magic.

"That's him!"

At this time, Chen Chen suddenly pointed at Liu Xian and said.

This can't be blamed on Chen Chen, who let this Lord of the Flies Xiaotian pestering himself with a dead face.

"Him?" Wang Xiaotian glared at Liu Xian angrily, and then his gaze fell on Chen Chen, and said,

"I said Chen Chen, even if you find a reason, then you have to find a decent reason. Just him, on the first day of work today, you know him, and we eat together at noon, really I Wang Xiaotian is an idiot......"

At this time, Chen Chen walked up to Liu Xian's side and said kindly, "Old classmate, I've been waiting for you for a long time, and you're finally here." ”

Old schoolmates?

I'm rubbing.,Who is your old classmate.,Don't see a handsome guy and blindly climb the relationship.,Although you say that you are also a little beautiful.,But ...... Brother is not a casual person.

"Wang Xiaotian, to tell you the truth, he is not only my old classmate, but also my prospective boyfriend. I know why he came to our school, that's what I introduced. ”

Chen Chen has made up his mind now, so he simply doesn't do anything, and uses this new colleague as a shield to completely block those rumors and the thoughts in the hearts of some fly-like men.

Then, apologize to the new colleague.

In an instant, Liu Xian probably understood what was going on. Okay, who let us be a living Lei Feng, since the beauty has a request, then - will be calculated.

"Hooligan, hello!" Wang Xiaotian took the initiative to stretch out his right hand to Liu Busy.

Liu hurriedly nodded at him, and also stretched out his right hand.

However, Liu Xian never expected that this Wang Xiaotian would want to yin himself.

Although Wang Xiaotian has a small character in his name, he has a lot of strength, and when he went to college, he could be said to be the strong man of the entire college.

At this moment, Wang Xiaotian wanted Liu to suffer a little.

Therefore, when he shook hands with Liu Busy, he used a lot of strength.

"Wang Xiaotian, what are you doing?" Chen Chen had long known that this Wang Xiaotian was a villain with chicken intestines and a small belly.

Seeing this at this moment, it is even more annoying for no reason.

"It's none of your business, it's a meeting gift between our men." Hmph, this time I have to ask you to ask grandpa to sue grandma.

Dare to rob a woman with the master, I think you have lived enough, the first time we met, this is just a small lesson. If you don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, then the master will let you lie in bed for the rest of your life and use your left hand with your right hand......

Wang Xiaotian's thoughts had not been straightened out, and in the next second, he felt as if his right hand was clamped by iron tongs.

It hurts, it hurts.

I wiped it, dare to yin you rogue grandfather, do you think you are good enough.

Hmph, don't do it!

"Ahh

At this moment, a terrible howl flew out of Office 438.

Immediately after, Chen Chen was stunned.

Because, this miserable howl turned out to be from Wang Xiaotian.

"Hehe, Wang Xiaotian is right, the contemptible Liu is busy, and I hope to give me more advice."

Liu hurriedly withdrew his hand and said with a smile.

In fact, through the handshake with Wang Xiaotian just now, Liu Xian also found a problem, that is, Wang Xiaotian's kidney deficiency.

Liu Xian's medical skills and his skills are the best among people.

There can be no doubt.

"Alright, dear, let's go to dinner." Chen Chen looked at his watch, came to Liu Xian's side, raised his arm, and said softly.