Chapter Twenty-Three: So You Have a Plan!
Su Jiaren was directly stunned, and couldn't react at all, what is the situation, what kind of plane is this? It's durex!
Where did you get this? Obviously, there could be no one else except Fang Huohuo, it must be Fang Huohuo's body.
Because, it can't be the wind blowing, right?
That's a whole box, huh? Not the only one!
Su Jiaren kept holding it, and then under the reflection of the sun, no matter how she looked at it, she felt very weird, very weird.
All of a sudden, the atmosphere seemed to be extremely cold, as if it had suddenly reached the North Pole from the Sahara Desert.
Hot and cold alternately.
Fang Huohuo's current mood is like 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by, and that kind of grass and mud horse mood really can't be described in words.
I couldn't move, but I was itching.
He was pondering a question:
What's going on with this eerie atmosphere?
What's going on with this awkward atmosphere?
What's going on with this egg-sore atmosphere?
No, we must break this weird atmosphere, Fang Huohuo felt that if it went on like this, it was estimated that he would run away.
So, Fang Huohuo thought in his heart one after another how to crack this atmosphere in this situation.
For example:
"Hahaha, what's in this boxy box? How could it be on me? Is that weird? ”
It's too a slap in the face, it's obviously a lie.
"Beauty, this is something I've been preparing for a long time? What do you think? Do you want it? ”
It's too slap in the face, obviously too exaggerated, and Fang Huohuo doesn't have the courage to pretend to be frivolous.
"Boss, hehe, hehe, this is what I picked up from the road, and I haven't opened it yet? Just take a closer look? Studying? ”
It's too slap in the face, and I feel a lewd feeling coming to my face, and Fang Huohuo can't do it.
So what to do? Fang Huohuo was dumbfounded.
At this moment, his heart is galloping, and the culprit is still to blame the stupid dog, the Erha, and the monster, if it weren't for its instigation.
How did this happen.
Fang Huohuo also didn't expect that in that case, the proprietress would actually catch this thing, it was really providential! Creation makes people!
He clearly remembered that he had put it in his trouser pocket, how could it be so easy for the proprietress to take it out?
Is this also weird? Very weird, huh?
Completely unscientific.
However, Su Jiaren really got it in his hands, as if he was magic, Fang Huohuo was thinking, could the boss lady be like him, and she was also a fairy, right?
"Teenager."
Su Jiaren bit her lip, and then shouted softly.
“…… Ah......h
Fang Huohuo was stunned for a moment, then woke up in an instant, and answered in his mouth.
"What are you using this thing for?"
Su Jiaren glared at Fang Huohuo with silky eyes, and a trace of blush appeared on her face.
"Ah...... Huh? This, this? I'm used to blow up balloons. ”
Fang Huohuo's thoughts kept spinning, and then he thought of a bad excuse that couldn't be rotten anymore and said.
"Blowing up balloons?"
Su Jiaren glared at Fang Huohuo again angrily, then handed over Durex, and then said, "You blow one and show me!"
"Hmm......"
Fang Huohuo subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this is too embarrassing, right? And how does Fang Huohuo feel, there is a trace of abnormality!
"Boss, I think it's better to forget it! It's still very laborious to blow this thing, and I've had bad lungs since I was a child, and I'm a little powerless! ”
Fang Huohuo casually made up a reason to escape.
"Hmph, I think you seem to be a bad boy, too? Tell me honestly, did you already have this intention to do this? ”
Su Jiaren said as she spoke, her face swelled up with more redness, and even the roots of her ears climbed into the red glow, which was beautiful.
However, Fang Huohuo was completely frightened by Su Jiaren's words at the moment, he was afraid that he would be tricked by the boss lady, it would be terrible, and where is this? That's not what I meant to be.
If it weren't for that stupid dog's idea......
"Boss, no, it's not like this, I don't think like that, don't you get me wrong? I really don't think that way? ”
Fang Huohuo's head shook like a rattle, and he was eager to express his original intention, which was not at all what she thought.
"Poof......
"Hahahaha......"
As soon as Su Jiaren saw Fang Huohuo's embarrassed appearance and anxious appearance, she couldn't hold back any longer, the embarrassment and shyness in her heart disappeared in an instant, and she laughed wildly.
There is no lady at all, not at all, not even a loss.
Su Jiaren's laughter really scared Fang Huohuo again, why did he laugh again inexplicably? Isn't that conventional?
"Old ...... Boss, you, are you alright? ”
Fang Huohuo asked nervously in his heart.
"I'm fine, I just think you're a little cute, giggle......"
Su Jiaren was a little more ladylike this time, she covered her mouth with her hand, and then laughed a little quietly.
“…………”
Fang Huohuo scratched his head, the word cute is always in his body, it doesn't seem to be so accurate, but he is a god-like boy.
It is synonymous with firmness, bravery, bravery, wisdom, and maturity, how can it be described as cute!
However, this is what the proprietress said, and Fang Huohuo is not easy to put forward a rebuttal point, so he can only scratch his head.
"Okay, I'm not going to say anything about you? I won't ask you anything again? I just lied to you, and now you're lying to me again? So we just flattened out? You tell me? ”
Su Jiaren looked at Fang Huohuo with a smile, and then spoke.
Hearing the words of the proprietress, Fang Huohuo finally breathed a big sigh of relief in his heart, fortunately, he didn't make any trouble.
Fang Huohuo has already decided, he wants to make that stupid dog look good when he goes back, and his bad ideas are all rancid, and they stink.
"What? Comments? ”
Seeing that Fang Huohuo didn't answer herself, Su Jiaren looked at Fang Huohuo with a smile, holding the box between her two fingers, and then asked with a shake around.
"No, no, of course I agree with the boss lady, I don't refute it at all, I agree with it!"
Fang Huohuo hurriedly pecked at the rice like a chicken, and kept nodding to cater to the boss's wife's problem.
"That's good, well, keep it, maybe you'll really use it sometime?"
The proprietress said jokingly.
“…………”
Fang Huohuo's face was full of embarrassment, he was silent and didn't speak, but he didn't stop in his hands, and hurriedly picked up the durex thrown by Su Jiaren, and then hurriedly put it in his trouser pocket.
"Boy, I'm hungry!"
Su Jiaren said in a somewhat mischievous tone.
"Oh, let's go back then, shall we? We've all been here for so long, and we've been in the sun for so long, and we haven't had lunch yet! Surely you're hungry? ”
Fang Huohuo said with some guilt.
"Well, let's go home! Eat noodles, I'm really hungry! I'm going to eat a big bowl, a big, big bowl. ”
"Uh-huh-hmm......"
Fang Huohuo had an illusion, it seemed that the knot in the boss's heart was untied, and her nature seemed to be back, in fact, Su Jiaren was still very young.
If it weren't for her boyfriend and family problems, he might still be a cute and lively little girl now, rather than a mature woman.
The two left the first cemetery with a smile, and the sun was blazing, shining on the two of them, pulling out a long shadow.
The bodies of the two were very close to each other, and the shadows behind them were also entangled together, turning into a shadow.
"Boom ......"
Suddenly, in the first cemetery, there was a dull sound, but Fang Huohuo didn't know it, at this moment, he had already left.
I saw that the tombstone of Su Jiaren's boyfriend suddenly shattered, and the photo instantly became fragmented, leaving only small fragments, which were a little hideous.
From the underground, a rotting hand suddenly stretched out, white bones, and there was no flesh to be seen, only a trace of chips.
Immediately afterward, a hand was extended from the ground again.
"Boom!"
Soon, a humanoid skeleton crawled out of the cemetery, and the smell of rancid air all over its body was amazing.
"Buzz ......"
A red light suddenly flashed from its skull.
"Beauty, I'm back......"