26 years ago, on the day I was born, the thin little nurse carried me to the nursery with my overweight, but my feet slipped and I was thrown out of my hand! She was agile and rushed forward to save the ball, but missed! Fortunately, Lao Tzu was strong and strong, rolled a few times, unharmed, and giggled!

The father, who heard the news, fiercely reprimanded the dean who nodded and smiled like a grandson. For this reason, I took free milk powder for five years and enjoyed free medical check-ups for life. The condition was proposed by my father, mainly because I was afraid that I would leave sequelae and be stupid one day in the future.

Shenwu's father, looking at me who didn't stop all day long, consulted the senior name master (in fact, it was the blind old man on the next street) to name me: Zhang Jingshen. The intention was very good, and it made me subtle and deep. Ya, the Chinese is broad and profound, Jing Shen, lean, purify, the old blind man, curse the old man to be a eunuch!

handed over the birth certificate to the relevant departments for household registration, and after my mother went home, I found out that which girl was a fool, and she was stunned to write Zhang Jingshen as Zhang Qingshen, damn, it was still raining. For this little thing, my father ran n times, and the final result was that the name was corrected, but there was an extra name. This girl is the bastard's trick again?

When I was in elementary school, the head teacher looked at my household registration book, pointed at his square head, and praised me, the name is good, very connotative, very good and powerful. I burst into tears. I helped my grandmother cross the road with love, touched my head, and hit me very kindly, the fat girl is so cute! I'm fat, your old cataract ordered eye medicine before going out, okay? If you have bad ears, don't go to school to reflect good people and good deeds, okay? The principal praised me in public, and Xiaojing, a student from Class XX......

Twelve years of blood and tears. Finally, when we waited until the college entrance examination was over, when filling in the volunteers, the female Banzhu kindly reminded us that we agreed to the adjustment after the volunteers, so that the probability of admission is high. Damn, I want to cry without tears, what kind of forensic medicine department do you transfer, my ideal is to be a great people's policeman. My dad persuaded me that this would be fine, more exciting than the police, more capable of using the knife than the surgeon, and cutting at will, no one would cry out for pain...... I'm dear, so I didn't persuade people like that.

Fortunately, there was a shortage of forensic doctors when I graduated, and there were 25 men and women in the same class, and there were no women and girls (this is the main reason why I didn't have a girlfriend in college). This time, it was the name that helped me, and the old Captain Mo of the criminal police detachment read my file, Jing Shen? Affectionate? Hehe, interesting. That's it...... I was honored to become a forensic doctor.

I've been on the team for four years now, and no one remembers the name of Love. Because I work tirelessly, I work hard and complain (Ya, they all bully me, and the dirty work is left to me, 555...... He is approachable and has been continuously rated as a model worker and an advanced worker.

The old leader once said excitedly: Our whole team is proud of Jingshen's achievements! His work experience is effective, and some of the methods are even more pioneering, and we have to carry out activities to learn Jingshen in various departments! ……

I don't know the spirit conveyed by that sao bao, and some good deeds have summed up a few knots, which are called "Jingshen Law". Ya, I don't know who started that bastard, and he calls me behind his back...... Purifying mage.

Gradually, I became a 'celebrity', and my father told me that even though I became a master, I should be humble and cautious!

My mother comforted me for no reason: Although you are fat and ugly, you can still find a daughter-in-law, if you don't leave home, what kind of monk should you be? Mom is still waiting to hold her grandson. Ming'er, I'll go to your Aunt Wang and ask her to tell her second brother's third cousin and sister-in-law's second cousin in the neighboring village, and the second cousin's nephew next door to the second dog's house...... I burst into tears on the spot and hurriedly stopped it. The first few introduced by Aunt Wang are all like Wang Xingren, and the last time was quite inspirational, and a few more like that, Amitofu, I really have to be a monk!

Forensic medicine is a chore, and now most people don't understand the nature of forensic work, and they look down on the two stunned people. I also spread rumors in the community that I have a necrophilia, and I want to cut everyone when I see it. Damn, during that time, there was no one within three meters of where he went, and even the janitor's dog Happi ran away with his tail between his legs.

I was angry, one day the wind was high and the night was dark, I persuaded the two stunned, in order to prove the authenticity, I found a rabbit as a model, and gave a detailed and vivid lecture on anatomy, while showing the art of the knife to the second stunned: "This is your small intestine, it doesn't hurt, let's slowly pull it out and gently knife from here...... Oops, sorry, cut to your anus......"

Later, I heard that the girl hadn't eaten for three days, and she vomited when she saw meat.

The main daily work of the forensic doctor is to investigate the scene of death, examine the body, determine the cause, time and nature of death, infer and identify the murder weapon, and analyze the means and process. Examination and identification of physical evidence related to the crime, such as fingerprints, hair, bodily fluids and even stool, vomit (and heavy taste, if you are interested, please have a drink, brother said privately) and so on; In addition, it is necessary to conduct an appraisal of ** (that is, a living person) such as injury, working ability, gender, sexual function, mental state, etc., as well as an appraisal related to medical disputes. (This one said, what, gender is still used for identification?) Oh my boy, you think you show your ID and shout: the man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the pervert stands in the middle. Can you divide it? You'll find out when you go to Thailand. However, these are all done when necessary, and the application is made first and then approved. Thinking about solving the case all day long, it was BT who dissected the corpse, and I wanted to find a place to be quiet.

The forensic autopsy of the corpse is strict and deliberate, and can only be carried out if the cause of death cannot be determined, and the consent of the family and the approval of the procedure can be carried out.

It's easy to wait until Friday, it's easy to have no task on this day, I silently counted the countdown to get off work, flashed out, and rode my Yamaha Little Sheep 0.5 horsepower no cylinder and no exhaust, pure green and environmentally friendly electric motorcycle bicycle. to fulfill my great plan...... Urgent planning ...... Buy a longer and wider belt!

Sad, busy and forgot to recharge? I clearly remember the electricity charged last night (my father praised it: My son is good, save!) Plug in the charging cable and don't turn on the power, how much power saving. ）…… Nothing could stop my great plan, so I found a quick charge nearby, remembered that there was a pedestrian street nearby, and rushed away.

The aunt behind me called me affectionately: Young man, go slowly......

I responded: It's okay, the road is not slippery......

"I don't care if the road is slippery or not, you haven't put in coins yet......"

I stumbled and touched the fact that there were no coins on my body, "Auntie, can you swipe the card?" ……”

The pedestrian street is very lively, there is a small square next to it, I walked through the rush to find the legendary cowhide belt, Ya, bought n roots all claim to be cowhide but few can be used, colleague He Gang is very angry, how the street is full of fakes, kindly took me to find the seller, the seller sincerely despised me: three yuan belt, can it be cowhide?

A group of people, a group of people watching the excitement, I stopped curiously and squeezed in. It's already hot in July, but you don't have to wear just a pair of briefs and pose under the sunset. Body art? Performance art? Sort of, a guy in his 20s, in the shape of a contemplative person, half-sitting on the edge of a flower bed, musculoskeletal and well-proportioned, full of explosive power, small flat head, a few naughty yellow bangs on the forehead, slightly dark skin. Holding a long lunch box in his hand......

I went up and asked with concern, "Immortals?" ”

……

"Youkai?"

……

"Thank you", still a dumb one, rub. Turning to leave, he spoke.

"Brother, your plastic belt is about to break......"

Uncle Wang Wencheng, who did not want to be named, enthusiastically told me that this kind young man had been deceived......

Hehe, looking at his clear eyebrows, good facial features, and shrewd face, will he be deceived? Ask!

"I said brother, what do you mean, being cheated out of money? Cheating color? to seek sympathy? You could easily be sent to the Fifth People's Hospital in this situation! ”

Probably looking at my kind face, approachable, righteous and kind, after he gave me a white look, his eyes became deep: "No one lied to me, a poor man accidentally spilled his lunch on me, kindly took my clothes to dry clean, I helped him look at the lunch box......"

"Damn, dry cleaning? Dry cleaning doesn't wash shoes. Lunch...... It's almost seven o'clock now, is this girl lacking roots? ”

Just as he was about to kindly tell him that he was a stupid x, a little girl came over and put it in the lunch box for 5 yuan, "Uncle, Ma Ma said that you will catch a cold with a bare fart, you buy a sock and put it on...... "Who is this wonderful girl?" What logic?

I just noticed that this product has a lot of attention. There are bread, purified water, black tea, paper towels, and a KFC family bucket next to you!! There is also a sticky note stuck in the chicken nugget: Looking for a one-night stand, 13843815438. Where did the loser come from...... The black lunch box is almost full, one of five, one hundred, one hundred million, one hundred million? Stygian? A lollipop with ants on its stomach, a ball of chewed gum, a business card with a regular bank line of credit......

The corners of my mouth twitched a few times, and I wanted to say goodbye, the world is too crazy......

Remembering my belt, I got up and wanted to leave, but a kind policeman stopped me: Take your brother away.

"He's not my brother, I don't have a brother like that," I said angrily.

Although he has a bit of a problem with the "police pointing fingers" here, as a family member, he must never abandon him, he cannot dislike it, and he cannot abandon it. Since he called you brother, it means that he knows you, and you are responsible for taking you away. ”

"He calls my brother when he sees everyone, and I'm just playing soy sauce...... I passed by......" I argued.

"Brother, if you're thirsty, give you water......" handed over a bottle of water next to him.

"Oh, thanks, I really don't know him...... I ......" I continued to explain, but I found that everyone looked at me strangely and talked about it.

"You see that fool takes care of his brother and gives him water to drink."

"Yes, that fat man is too impersonal, and he doesn't recognize his brother"

"What a poor child, he must have been abused at home to run out, you see how thin he is"

"Yes, the fat man ate all the good things, you see the food, his face is pulled to the top of his feet......"

"It's definitely not a good person with small eyes...... You just wanted to take advantage of me. A tyrannosaurus rex said.

"He deliberately squeezed over and touched my chest...... "A triceratops replied.

Heaven, earth, just take matters into account, okay? No such personal attacks. Ignoring everyone, he pulled the cheap man, and squeezed out a few words between his teeth: Let's go.

The cheap man quickly packed up his belongings, and the cold drink stall next to him wanted to break the cardboard box, poured it in, solemnly put the lunch box in its place, and muttered: Do you want to leave a note to explain the reason why I quit? I have a black line, you might as well set up a tablet here.

In view of the fact that the image of the cheap man is too thunderous, walking together will affect my handsome image, I took off the half-sleeved shirt and let him wear it, leaving a vest but also looking strong and burly.

"Brother, it smells of sweat...... Brother, it's a bit long...... "This guy is actually picky."

“…… Let's wear it as a dress first, and I'll buy you a dress later. ”

Ignoring the various stares of passers-by, he suddenly hugged me as he was walking, startling me. Why?

"Brother, I'm kicking my feet" I actually forgot that this guy was barefoot.

"Okay, you help me go first......"

"Damn, it's not ...... hug me"

"Walk well, don't rest your head on my shoulder......"

"It's so loving, Brother Wang, let's do that too," a young man looked at us enviously and said to his companion very motherly.

I think of a sentence: When the sun sets, the heartbroken man is at the end of the world......

Just as he was sighing, a lewd man quickly took a photo, said good materials in his mouth, and walked away.

Solve the problem of shoes first, and this guy in the province 'snuggles' up to me. What is there to choose from a flip-flop, the cheap man actually picked it for half an hour! In the end, I picked a pair of robot cats in the glaring eyes of the proprietress and me, and it actually made a sound when I walked, and the squeak made me speechless.

And then solve the problem of pants, a big pants actually cost 55? The cheap man cut the price leisurely, the boss didn't give an inch, I was angry, grabbed the 100 yuan in the carton and threw it to the boss: Damn, what is the price of two pieces of cloth, isn't it a shame? 55 is 55, the boss is looking for me 55! The boss is excited to get the money back: it's still this little fat brother who is refreshing, 55 is not expensive, and it is definitely worth it! I grabbed 55 pieces, rolled up my pants, pulled the cheap man, and walked away.

On the way, the cheap man looked at me with interest, as if he had discovered a new world.

A fragrant breeze wafted past the two of us. Semi-sheer lace embellished crop top, hip-length lace one-step skirt, transparent flesh silk, light blue wedge sandals. A small silver satchel jumped up and down on his hips as he walked......

I touched my beardless chin and said from the bottom of my heart: "Demon, very demon!" ”

The cheap man shook his fat sleeves and wiped his saliva: "The hero sees the same thing!" ”

After changing into a black tight T-shirt, the cheap man looks energetic, although he is not as wise and martial as me, but he can also be called slightly handsome.

I also finally found an authentic cow leash, the Bull Demon Ace, with reliable quality. It's only 25 yuan, it's really cheap, you can't miss it! I bought two at once.

Now that the goal has been achieved, there is no need to be with the best man anymore, I said earnestly: "Brother, you have time to go to the Fifth Hospital to have a look, their medical achievements in the field of psychiatry are still very reputable, you are still young, take care!" We'll see you indefinitely. After saying that, he sweated and said goodbye.

"Brother, brother!" He actually wants to keep me? No looking back!

"Brother, brother...... You didn't take the belt ......."

……

"Why are you still following me?"

"Brother, I'll go this way too."

……

I suddenly thought that meeting was fate. I asked him, "What's your name?" ”

"Brother, you can call me Sima Shu or Ma Shu or Ah Shu or Xiao Shu or just call Shu Shu."

I'll rub, uncle's. I really admire the parents of this guy, this name is taken advantage of. The thought of my name brought tears to my eyes.

"What about you? Elder brother. ”

"Zhang Jingshen, you can call me Brother Zhang, Brother Shen. It's okay to call Fat Brother. ”

"Okay, Brother Jing......"

"You can't call ...... like that"

"No problem, Brother Jing......" This guy is still humming, 'I'm not Huang Rong'......