Under the attack of Ling Yang's spitting stars, the guards in the car finally had a nervous breakdown. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The driver stepped on the brakes, parked the car on the side of the road, rolled down the window and breathed a sigh, and said with palpitations: "Which chatter village did this kid pop up from?" Why so much nonsense? I think it's better to plug his mouth first, lest we perforate our eardrums halfway through and be grinded to death by him. ”

It happened that there was a roll of tape on the gear lever of the car, which is usually used to paste carton goods, and was grabbed by a guard in his hand, tore off the tape, wrapped it firmly around Ling Yang's mouth a few times, and instructed the driver: "Hurry back, don't make any mistakes on the road." ”

Ling Yang couldn't speak, but he didn't want to stop for a second, his body twisted around in his seat, as if he hadn't taken a shower in half his life, and his body was itchy.

The guard sitting on Ling Yang's side suddenly heard a muffled sound, and a strange smell immediately came from the end of his nose, and he said in surprise: "Have you smelled it...... Vomit! ”

There was a sudden chaos in the car, the driver was so smoked by Ling Yang's stinky fart that he couldn't open his eyes, he barely opened his eyes a gap, and turned his hands the steering wheel, the car crashed through the fire hydrant next to the road, and the biting cold water immediately gushed out.

The driver pressed indiscriminately on the operating table until all the windows were lowered, then he stuck his head out of the window and breathed in the dry and cold fresh air outside: "Whoever farts so stinky, it's the same as pulling it, spicy, spicy eyes!" ”

Ling Yang's mouth was sealed with duct tape, but his hands were able to move, and he quickly blocked his nostrils with two fingers, leaning towards the guard on the left, and looking at one of the guards on the right with disgust.

The guard was so smoked that he almost turned his back on his breath, and he stuck his head out and gasped, and finally eased up, only to feel a pang of annoyance in his chest, and he vomited a mess.

The guard vomited all the food in his stomach, estimated that the smell in the car had almost dissipated, and retracted his head from the outside of the car, just in time to meet Ling Yang's questioning gaze, and said angrily: "What do you mean by looking at me like this?" Do you want to blame that fart on me? ”

Ling Yang was speechless, babbling as he pointed at the guard's ass and smiled treacherously. The guard hurriedly explained that he was innocent, but the companions in the car had a preconceived idea and locked their eyes firmly on the guard: "I said that your kid ate at noon?" How can you release such angry and resentful stinky shit? Go back and find a doctor quickly, prescribe some pills to regulate the stomach, don't let us suffer with it. ”

Fortunately, the Mercedes-Benz original sedan imported from Germany is indeed of excellent quality, but it only damaged the front bumper. After the car was back on the road, the driver desperately poured the cold air into the entire cabin, and did not dare to roll up the windows again, for fear of being attacked by biochemistry again.

Ling Yang wanted to talk to the guards and come up with some useful information, but seeing that these guards had strict mouths, he had to consider himself unlucky, and no longer had any moths, and sat in the car in a proper manner.

The car drove all the way to the northern suburbs of Liujing District 3, the sky had gradually darkened, and the car drove into the alley of a square residential area, and a team of guards with live ammunition at the alley carefully checked the documents of the guards on the driver and co-pilot, and took out a small instrument from his pocket to verify the pupils and fingerprints of the two before waving his hand to let them go.

On both sides of the alley are houses of various sizes, with round straw roofs, yellow mud plastered into the cracks of the red brick walls, and faint smoke coming out of the chimneys, which are not different from ordinary houses.

Ling Yang carefully observed that the courtyards of more than a dozen houses had been completely opened up and turned into a large residential palace hidden in the people, and in the courtyard, on the roof, behind the firewood and straw stacks, there were a lot of hidden piles. Being able to put on such a huge posture seems to be the reason why an important figure in the Li family is temporarily staying here.

When the guards in the car escorted Ling Yang to the gate of the courtyard, naturally the guards in the house took him and replaced him. Ling Yang's eyes were covered with a thick black cloth before he dared to escort him in.

Ling Yang wanted to investigate the nearby terrain and the distribution of hidden piles, but he was afraid that among the Li family's guards, there were people with special abilities who would sense their own spiritual powers, so he had to put aside this idea and honestly, and was half-dragged forward by two guards with big shoulders and round waists.

After five or six minutes, Ling Yang felt a warmth on his face, and it seemed that he had finally entered a room, and was pushed by the guards behind him, and almost fell to the ground.

"Xiaoba, this is the military advisor who gave you advice? Looks so young! ”

An old but rich male voice came, Ling Yang knelt on the ground, moved his shoulders, untied the strip of black cloth covering his face, and tore off the tape wrapped around his mouth and the back of his head, and simply sat cross-legged on the ground, and saw that on the two Taishi chairs separated by a few highs, there was an old man in good spirits sitting on the right hand, and on the other side, there was Cao Ba, who was sincerely afraid, and he didn't dare to sit on the chair anymore, he always owed half of his buttocks, and his body leaned forward slightly, looking very uncomfortable.

Cao Ba saw Lingyang's appearance, for fear that he would be affected, so he took the lead and reprimanded angrily: "Presumptuous! Seeing that the head of the Li family dared to be so unruly! Get down on your knees and speak! ”

"Not necessarily." The old man waved his hand, not caring about Ling Yang's rudeness, he looked at Ling Yang's face with interest, and his voice was soft and kind: "What's your name?" Where did it come from? ”

Ling Yang pointed to the teacup on the high table next to the old man: "I talked too much in the car just now, I was very thirsty, and I wanted to drink saliva to moisten my throat." ”

The old man's eyes froze, and his body suddenly exuded a terrifying momentum, and he said in a deep voice: "They dare to talk to you on the road? What is the use of such unruly subordinates, hang them and expel them, and they will not be allowed to appear in Liujing in the future! ”

Two guards outside the door were ordered to leave. Ling Yang was deliberately burdening others, and he didn't explain much when he heard this, he raised his head slightly and said: "The kid's name is Qian Xixi, an unemployed vagrant in Huaguo, and his ancestors hunted for a living. Because there are too many enemies who have offended in the rivers and lakes, they can't get along in China, so they came to the friends of the Southern Dynasties to make a career and return to their hometowns. ”

Ling Yang glanced at Cao Ba, and saw that Cao Ba's face showed a trace of anxiety, but he didn't dare to show it obviously, so he simply got straight to the point and said: "Old man, I gave the idea to the starling, if you want to punish him, even if you greet the kid, the kid will never complain." ”