"I'll you, Yi Fei, you're filming!"

Yi Fei looked up, but it was Qing Shanhong and his wife Yang Suzhen. He laughed and exclaimed, "It's a big frog!" Came out to forage?"

Big Frog is the nickname that Yi Fei gave to the second landlord, Qing Shanhong, and the incident originated when Yi Fei had just moved in. Two months ago, Yi Fei found his current job, moved out of school, and found a share house.

Qing Shanhong, as the second landlord, invited Yi Fei to dinner, and at the dinner table, he told a joke about himself.

said that once when I was eating hot pot, I called home, and I had been calling my mother all the time, because I drank some wine, and pulled up the text on the phone: "Mother wow?"

His mother listened to him as a mother frog and asked suspiciously, "Where is the frog?"

didn't react to him at the time, and honestly said: "Eh, it's still in the pot!" My friends and I were eating hot pot. ”

His mother was puzzled, "It's all skinned, can you still tell the male and female?" ”

At this time, Qing Shanhong reacted and quickly explained: "Mom, I didn't mean frogs, I was just asking if it was you." ”

He laughed at his friends at the time, and after laughing, because his surname was Qing, and from then on, in the mouths of everyone, he became a frog.

Smaller than him, every time he calls, a big frog? If you are older than him, you will simply call him Little Frog. With an extra nickname, he didn't feel embarrassed, and often brought it up to laugh.

After telling the joke, Qing Shanhong said with a big grin: "From now on, we will be a family, whether you call me by my name or the big frog, it's no problem." ”

Yi Fei was still joking at the time, "Fortunately, you have a nickname, otherwise I don't know how to call it, call it by name, it's too raw, but call it Brother Qing, others still think you are my brother." ”

Qing Shanhong had long been accustomed to Yi Fei's way of greeting, and when he saw Yi Fei wearing ill-fitting clothes, a big hole on his shoulder, and his hair was messy, he couldn't help but ask: "How did you become a sharp brother!" Is it really going to film? ”

Yi Fei looked down at his clothes and smiled awkwardly, "Don't mention it, I encountered a robbery, these people have no professional ethics at all, and even my clothes have been ripped off." ”

"And where did you get this dress?"

Yi Fei smiled bitterly and said, "Picked it up." If I hadn't picked up this dress, I wouldn't have dared to come out and hang around now. ”

Qing Shanhong's girlfriend muttered a few words in his ear, Qing Shanhong suddenly realized, and instructed his girlfriend: "Go back and see, is there anyone else in the community." ”

Seeing his girlfriend turn around and enter the community, Qing Shanhong looked around, stepped forward to pull Yi Fei, turned around and walked towards the alley next to him, "Are you changing clothes in the courtyard of the community?"

Yi Fei asked in surprise, "yes, what's wrong?"

Qing Shanhong smiled, "Looking at your appearance, you know that you are the one who pretends to be a ghost in the community." You know no, you kid has alarmed the police!"

It turned out that a few minutes after Yi Fei left, the patrol officer who received the alarm arrived. At the scene of the incident, after careful searching, no source of the sound was found, but Yi Fei's pocket left in the flowers, as well as the remaining clothes.

Because it was the only clue, the patrol police went door-to-door in the two units near the garbage can, and really found the family of the person who lost the clothes.

But the clues obtained are of no value at all, people just pack the children's clothes and throw them in the trash, as for what happened later, in the words of the hostess, it is the ghost who knows.

Back downstairs, the police explained to the onlookers that what they found was only hearing his voice and not seeing him, and that someone was playing a prank.

Hearing Qing Shanhong say that the police were coming, Yi Fei's heart suddenly changed, and he saw Qing Shanhong stunned for a moment, began to check left and right, and muttered in his mouth: "Sure enough, it's you kid, the police are gone, what are you kid running!" Besides, even if the police know it's you, it's just a prank, so there's nothing to worry about. ”

When Yi Fei heard the police coming, he was shocked and entered a state of stealth again. Qing Shanhong's hands were empty, thinking that Yi Fei was scared away, so he had those words.

Yi Fei thought it was Qing Shanhong who let go of himself, but when he said this, he suddenly felt ecstasy, he didn't pay attention to it just now, so he naturally talked to Qing Shanhong.

Now that I think about it, I should have lifted my invisibility, so that Qing Shanhong could see myself, but I just heard him talk about the police, and I was startled, so I became invisible again.

However, he didn't have time to celebrate, at this time Qing Shanhong didn't know that he was invisible, if he was suspicious, it would be difficult to explain. The top priority is to remove the stealth state.

What I did before was to drink water, but fortunately I still had half a bottle of mineral water on my body, and only the dead horse was regarded as a live horse doctor. Yi Fei ran to the corner and drank a few sips of mineral water.

After seeing his own shadow, Yi Fei almost laughed wildly, and finally couldn't hold back. Suppressing the excitement in his heart, he made a nervous expression and came out of the corner, "You said it earlier, it scared me a lot!" ”

Qing Shanhong did not doubt that he had him, and said to Yi Fei who ran over with a smile: "I have brought you here, you kid still don't believe me!" ”

Yi Fei shouted: "How is it possible, if I really don't believe you, how can I dress like this and greet you!" ”

Qing Shanhong waved his hand and said, "Okay, don't fight for this." I've asked my wife to find out the news for you. If you go in like this, it will definitely arouse suspicion, and the police know what you are wearing. Let's wait until there's no one inside before sneaking in. ”

Yi Fei gratefully bowed his hand, "Thank you, Brother Qing, if I hadn't met you, I would have been miserable today." ”

Qing Shanhong smiled, "My brother, if you say that, you will see the outside." But I think I've heard someone call me my brother! ”

Yi Fei secretly breathed a sigh of relief, Qing Shanhong didn't notice his stealth, he hurriedly smiled and said, "Yes, you are my brother!" Don't shout, I'll be done when people hear me! ”

Qing Shanhong lowered his voice, "You only know now that you are afraid, your ghost cries wolf, and you only hear its voice, but you don't see it, everyone thinks it's haunted!" ”

Yi Snitch smiled and said: "I was in the flowers, of course those people couldn't see me, and then things got big, I didn't hurry up, dressed like this, how embarrassed I was to see people!" ”

Qing Shanhong was relieved, "That's what I said, you look like you now, your clothes are disheveled, your hair is still standing up, and when you are seen, you must be a sharp brother!" I'm weird, how can you be robbed in the community! ”

Yi Fei said angrily: "I was in a hurry to go home, and I braved the torrential rain to rush back, who knew that I fell and fainted." When I woke up, my clothes, my purse, and my rotten bicycle, which didn't ring all over my body except for the bell, were gone! ”

Qing Shanhong gloated and smiled: "You really met the best thief, and you didn't even let go of your clothes!" But you're lucky, if it weren't for someone else's clothes in the trash, you'd be running naked today. ”

Yi Fei refuted with a wry smile: "According to what you say, I was stripped naked, and I have to thank God?" ”

"And what else do you want? Well, by the way, it's because you can't be angry, so you pretended to be a ghost in the community, and finally attracted the police. ”

Yi Fei said depressedly: "I'm unlucky, I can't vent it." ”

Qing Shanhong was about to speak, his phone rang, and he quickly took out his mobile phone, "My wife's phone!" ”

He answered a few times and hung up the phone, "Okay, now there's no one, let's go back." ”

Yi Fei breathed a sigh of relief, "You better accompany your sister-in-law to go shopping, I'll just go back by myself." ”

Qing Shanhong scolded with a smile, "I still don't believe it, you can still pry the door when you go back!" ”

Yi Fei was stunned, "Isn't there another one in the family?" Yes, she might have gone for a walk, too. ”

Qing Shanhong pulled Yi Fei, "Let's go, you are penniless now, I will go back and get some money for you in an emergency." Well, it's worthy of being picked up in the trash, it stinks! ”

Yi Fei could only smile awkwardly, this dress exposed his existence in the water bar. But now he can't help it, "Then thank you Brother Qing!" ”

"At this time, I thought that I was my own brother, which big frog was all day long, and the big frog barked earlier!"

Yi Fei was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, "Didn't you ask me to call it that, if you don't like it, I won't call it in the future." ”

Seeing Qing Shanhong's girlfriend again, Yi Fei said respectfully: "Thank you, sister-in-law!" ”

Yang Suzhen smiled slightly, "What's polite, but don't do it again next time, if you are discovered, how will you meet people in the future!" ”

Seeing her frowning, Qing Shanhong understood that this was the smell of Yi Fei's body, so he hurriedly took her hand and squeezed it gently: "Don't say it, let's give Xiaofei the lead." ”

The two walked hand in hand towards the community, walked to the gate, Qing Shanhong looked around, then looked into the security booth, turned back and beckoned to Yi Fei, "Come in, there is no one inside!" ”

The security guard at the entrance of the community was not there, and he didn't know where to run to be lazy, Yi Fei quickly ran in, and there was no one in the small garden in the community now.

This was not the case at this time before, Yi Fei thought that it was probably because of his previous tossing that the current situation appeared.

The three of them sneaked into the hallway. Yang Suzhen patted her chest, "Fortunately, no one!" ”

Back at home, Lin Yueda's beauty was really not there, Yi Fei was lucky, and said to Qing Shanhong: "Trouble Brother Qing and sister-in-law." ”

"You go take a shower and change your clothes, let's go out."

Yi Fei nodded, went back to the room to find a change of clothes, and went into the bathroom.

Today's experience is really bizarre, first I was struck by lightning, and there was only one pair of shoes left on my body. I thought I was hanging, but I unexpectedly found that not only did I not hang up, but I also got the ability to be invisible.

Qing Shanhong's words scared him into stealth again, making Yi Fei so happy that he almost cried wolf again. The matter is not over yet, when Yi Fei washed his hair, he actually washed his black hair into inches.