Chapter 47: A Model for Swearing
So, these people put the main battlefield in the comment area of Wukong Biography and Journey to the West, there are no emperor-level people in these two books, they can make trouble as much as they want, even if these two books are slaughtered.
This is a matter of face, fighting for face for their 2b gods, and now they don't dare to reply to the scolding of the water tune song, they are all happy.
"Comrades, the water tune singer and his garbage fans don't dare to come out, we are victorious!"
"Hahaha! The 2b god is the strongest, and even a small web writer dares to refute the words of our 2b god? ”
"Shit author, be afraid! Our 2b gods are educating you, you'd better enjoy it obediently, otherwise our 2b strongest fans will slaughter all your fans! ”
Seeing these people fighting for the tiger in the book review area, Nie Yu was also angry, scolding him not to mention even his fans!
Damn it, don't bother with you, you really think I'm an elegant literati!
Nie Yu crackled and typed, because he could type with his mind, his speed was much faster: "A little knowledge for everyone, the real explanation of the word 2b, "two" refers to the meaning of incompetence, waste, stupidity, and b, and force is the same sound, forcing refers to the meaning of being cheap and hateful, and the combination of 2 and b, yes, gave birth to the greatest creature in the world, our strongest 2b god, everyone applaud, papa!" ”
"I'm the next Olympian! Who are you scolding dogs, dare to scold us 2b gods!! ”
"Applause, snap, it turns out that 2b means this, I never know."
"Heaven is so unfair, why can this man get two and B at the same time, he is so happy, hehe."
"The author is really Diao, is it time for us to fight back with gouache??"
Since the Heavenly God Continent does not have as many scolding words as the earth, their 2b here does not refer to scolding words, it is just a simple name, and Nie Yu has now given them a little knowledge of popular science, which can be described as mocking the elite.
2b and his fans were angry, and many curses came out, especially 2b, and also used the most popular scolding sentence on their Celestial God Continent: "You grew up eating Thomas when you were a child, right?" The head is so stupid, ridiculous, to give you a new name, Thomas Puppy! ”
"The first Thomas puppy!"
"Hahaha, the 2b god scolds well!"
Nie Yu smiled, he also listened to the browser's explanation, Thomas is a milk powder seller in the Tianshen Continent, and those who eat it are born with big heads, which is very similar to the three-way milk powder on the earth, so many people in the Tianshen Continent like to use such a sentence when scolding, Thomas puppy.
"Compare insults with me? You're not qualified enough! Nie Yu smiled, and one by one swearing words appeared on the screen that were outdated on the earth: "You have grown up with a lack of love, and you have tied hemp rope around your waist and put a pot lid on your head." ”
"When the water is clear, there are no fish, and if people are cheap, they are invincible."
"If you have flowers, the cows won't dare to pull dung."
"It's time for you to take medicine, you can't stop medicine!"
"It's not good to learn, you have to learn the sword, you don't learn the golden sword and the iron sword, you have to learn the silver cheap, you have to learn the sword if you don't learn the sword, you are really wonderful!"
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Nie Yu didn't know how many sentences he had scolded, but he didn't have to worry about scolding at all, he was standing on the shoulders of the sunspots on the whole earth!
At first, 2B and his fans could still scold a little, but Nie Yu's amazing number of posts discouraged them one by one, and none of the scolding words in this water tune song head were the same, and none of them were used by others.
Each one is a new word, and each one is a classic.
"Thomas the Puppy!! You!!! ”
"Hahaha, laughing at me, hear you? Fans of the greatest 2b, it's time for you to take your medicine, you can't stop it! ”
"Follow the god of water to eat meat, great 2b fans, I'm the same as the god of water, I also bought a watch last year!"
Nie Yu's fans also came out one by one, and with Nie Yu's leadership, they also rushed out one by one, using all kinds of classic curses sent by Nie Yu, but 2b's fans couldn't scold such words.
Because once they plagiarize the words of the water tune song head to scold the water tune song head, the water tune song head will send a permanent same word: "The grain and grass of our army has been stolen, please be careful of all units, there are plagiarism dogs, there are plagiarism dogs, national SSS-level attention, plagiarism dogs are infested, everyone be careful, don't be found by plagiarism dogs, they look too visual, but people with stomach discomfort can come out, look at them and your stomach is fine!" ”
Some of the 2b fans dived selectively, and some of them were scolding with a little more struggle, but as soon as they scolded, they were buried by the powerful offensive of the gouaches, which was like the comments they buried in gouache at the beginning.
The 2b fans have changed from the one-sided slaughter at the beginning to the current remnants of the defeated army, and they have fled in their own way.
"Cut, scold with me, you're a little more tender!" Nie Yu smiled proudly, and found that his online reputation had changed from more than 190,000 to 210,000 now, and with such a scolding, he scolded Nie Yu with more than 20,000 prestige!
For a while, Nie Yu seemed to have thought of a good way to brush up his reputation.
"I'll just wait here, and I'll see who scolds the most!" Nie Yu posted a top comment, anyone can scold him, he will definitely scold those people in the dark, so that Nie Yu can get a lot of prestige.
Part of this popularity comes from his own gouache, but more part comes from the hatred of 2b fans!!
2b looked at the scolding words sent out by Nie Yu, and fell to the ground as soon as his eyes darkened: "Damn the water tune song head, a little Internet writer is a little Internet writer, I don't understand civilization at all, rough people, rough people!! ”
"Some rude people just like to scold people, and they can only be like this, disdainful of antagonizing us literati." 2b typed out these words, and before they could be sent, suddenly a shining golden light appeared in the browser in front of him.
The golden light flashed incomparably, so bright that people couldn't open their eyes, but this was undoubtedly a pleasant surprise.
This is a holy gift!!!
"What's going on, how can there be a holy gift, is it possible that the god of water is writing poetry again???
"No, where are the water dogs still scolding, it must be our 2b god who is sending out a new poem here!!"
The golden light flickered like last time, no one knows why, but 2b is very clear, where did he send poems again? He was about to curse, but now that the golden light appeared, could it be that this water tune song head wrote another poem!!!
"How is it possible, how is it possible, I can't even get one holy gift, how can he, a small Internet writer, get two holy gifts!!"