The so-called Sakuragi Flower Road, the protagonist of the popular comic "Slam Dunk" in the island country, can be taken apart by the four words "Sakuragi Flower Road", it is another slightly ironic meaning. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Sakuragi, in Li Hao's country, has the meaning of 'sissy', and ikebana is the derogatory meaning of 'flower priest'.

The meaning of Sakuragi Flower Road, naturally, is 'sissy flower Taoist', ironic that this Zixiao is not a man.

However, the meaning of this cherry tree flower road, Ruopiao and Zi Xiaozi naturally don't know, although they were confused by what Li Hao said, but Zi Xiaozi twitched the corner of his eye, this kid is too ignorant!

I don't understand the connotation of Sakuragi Hanamichi, but I also know the meaning of 'sissy', and I'm suddenly a little unhappy. And Ruo Piao glanced at him even more, walked over and gently pulled the corner of Li Hao's clothes, and whispered: "Shut up!" What a sissy! Hugh is talking nonsense, Zixiao Master Ancestor is true temperament, and he is the Supreme Elder of my Xiaoyao Palace, in terms of seniority, even if I am in charge of the Supreme, I have to call him a senior brother. Then, Ruo Piao lowered his voice, moved a little closer to Li Hao, and warned in a subtle and inaudible voice.

"My Zixiao Master Ancestor has an extremely eccentric temperament, don't look at him with a pleasant face towards you, in fact, he is saying that he will turn his face, and he will go crazy, and no one in the palace can cure him!"

Rub, so drag! Back then, Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and there was a big bald scoop to suppress him, and now there is such an amazing character?! Li Hao smacked his lips secretly, he didn't expect it to be such a big person. Suddenly, he had a very strange thought, since this old flower Taoist priest was coaxed by Ruo Piao's bull fork, which one is more powerful than the woman with the same name as blood?

Although the corners of Zixiao's eyes twitched, she was not angry, but smiled, looked Li Hao up and down, and said with a smile: "Haha, Xiaoyou is really temperamental, but this sissy is just a sissy, but where does it come from?" ”

Since he asked, Li Hao is also not afraid of boiling water, it is impossible to beat himself up without saying a word, Taoist priests are gentle and elegant - based on his experience in watching martial arts TV series for many years.

"I'm not blind, I naturally see what you just did." Li Hao grinned, said casually, and then stretched out his finger and made an orchid finger movement, because he had never done it before, so it was a little different. He didn't care at all, and said, "Isn't this what a sick woman did?" The moon cave immortals sewed and decided, and the autumn lady wiped the traces. Shy and silently complained to whom, tired of leaning on the west wind and the night was dark. In ancient times, there was the beauty of Daiyu's illness, and this orchid finger is its signature, could it be that you, a Taoist priest, are imitating Lin Daiyu? ”

"The moon cave immortals sew, and the autumn lady wiped the traces. Shy and silently complained to whom, tired of leaning on the west wind and the night was dark...... Good poems, good poems, little friends, talent, the old man admires, and the old man is scheduled to discuss the wonders of poetry with the little friend in the future. It's just that...... What kind of woman is this Daiyu, it is also elegant to hear this name. Zi Xiaozi first groaned, sighed at the beauty of this poem, and also considered Lin Daiyu's name, and no longer entangled in the dead end of 'sissy', laughed loudly, and patted Li Hao's shoulder.

Li Hao was a little dumbfounded, no matter how isolated he was here, it was impossible that he hadn't even heard of the four famous novels "Dream of Red Mansions"! After being shocked, Li Hao laughed, I haven't heard of it better, it just happened to be cheaper for me Li Hao.

He cheekily learned from Zi Xiaozi to bow his fist, leaned forward slightly, and said with a smile: "Miao praised, this poem is exactly what the kid did temporarily, and he can't count it." You are a man of temperament, and I like to talk to people like you, but ...... It's just ......" Saying this, Li Hao paused deliberately and frowned, as a difficult statement.

"Just what?" Zixiao exclaimed, he was originally a carefree man, not bound by secular treaties, except for cultivation, there were only three things he was obsessed with: good wine, good meat, and poetry!

In his opinion, a man who can't chant poetry is not a man, chanting a poem, pouring a sip of spirits, and then gnawing a big piece of meat, this is a free life! Poetry, just like the appetizer before feasting, is used, so it is like a life.

Now that there is someone with whom he can discuss poetry, how can he not be in a hurry.

"It's just...... When I came to Xiaoyao Palace on this trip, I was afraid that I would be sentenced to death, and I committed the crime of breaking into the mountain gate by mistake and molesting the fairy. Li Hao shook his head helplessly, and his tone was full of depression.

"Haha, Xiaoyou, don't worry, with the old man here, presumably that Xiaoyaozi will still give me some thin noodles." Zi Xiaozi laughed, and then shook his ups and downs, still pinching the orchid fingers, stepping on an auspicious cloud, and drifting away.

"Master!! Where are you going? Ruopiao shouted anxiously.

"Piao Piao's niece, the old man has a heavenly way to deduce, so he is one step ahead. Li Hao Xiaoyou, if that kid is embarrassed by Xiaoyaozi, just report my name, just say that you are my closed disciple, haha, old man will ...... go" Zi Xiaozi laughed wildly, stepped on the clouds, and disappeared into the clouds.

Although the people disappeared, Zi Xiaozi's wild and uninhibited laughter was still ethereal, resounding in these mountains.

"Ran Nuo is heavy, childhood sweetheart. Gone, the heart has not left, returning, people have not returned, lovesickness, broken intestines. Without saying a word, weave a few, fragrant wattles. Yiren red window, full of laughter. Don't say lovesickness, secretly damage Shaohua. Lovesick to each other, lack of teaching in two places**. ”

This is different from the Song lyrics that can be sung, but Zi Xiaozi temporarily copied them, with deep sorrow and reluctance in the lyrics and songs, teaching people to break the red intestines and think of life and death.

Li Hao sighed, this Zixiao must also be a romantic character, otherwise why would there be so much affection and love. Why don't you miss the person you love in the world?

"Alas, Master Zixiao must have remembered the past to be so sad." Ruopiao felt a little sad in her heart.

"Oh? Why sad about the past, say it to make me happy...... No, I mean, you can't hide things in your heart, you have to say them to be comfortable. Li Hao said with a righteous face.

"Don't say it, this involves the private affairs of Master Zixiao, and I can't say it. Even the Sect Leader didn't know, he only told me secretly. Ruopiao said with a twisted expression.

"The secret that comes out is not a secret, that sissy old man told you, you tell me secretly, I will not tell others, you know that I know he knows, isn't it right." Li Hao rubbed his hands together and said in a voice that he thought was kind enough. Listening to gossip? Lao Li likes it the most! Especially those 180-year-old old men, who are still Taoist priests, can make a man break his heart and heart to become a Taoist priest, it must be very exciting!

"Don't say it!"

"Don't say? If you don't say it, I won't take you down the mountain, you will nest in this sesame mountain for the rest of your life. ”

In the face of Li Hao's shameless threat, Ruopiao hesitated, and in the end, it was the little girl's curious psychology that took over, muttering in her heart, as long as this stinky thief doesn't say it, no one knows, just say it.

She gritted her teeth and said, "No, you have to agree to my request." seemed to feel inappropriate, Ruopiao added: "You can't go back on your promise!" ”

"Okay." Li Hao pouted, a little girl is a little girl, it's just so troublesome, and she didn't hang herself, why can't Lao Tzu regret it, besides, even if he swears a poisonous oath, Lao Tzu is not afraid.

Li Hao made up his mind, and regretted it when he heard the inside story! What, dissatisfied? I don't accept you to bite me!

"No, you have to swear."

“…… Okay, I, Li Hao, swear, after listening to the sad past of Zixiao Lao Dao, I will definitely agree to Ruopiao Fairy's request, and I will not give up. Otherwise, you will call me...... Call me ......" Li Hao swore halfway through, and the wine was thinking about what to swear.

"How are you going to be called?" Ruopiao gritted his teeth and forced each other.

"Call me a single person in my life, no girlfriend, and lonely all my life. How about it, if the fairy floats, this oath is poisonous enough, this is my lifelong happiness! ”

"Well, that's it."

Li Hao pouted disdainfully, Lao Tzu doesn't have a girlfriend, but he didn't say that he doesn't have a wife, this is not a violation of his oath, alas, I am such a good man who pays attention to commitment!

Ruopiao glanced around cautiously, and then lowered his voice and said: "Actually, Master Zixiao is not the doorman of my Xiaoyao Palace, although he is an elder Taishang, to put it bluntly, he is a guest, and he is named, only because of one person, he has been staying in Xiaoyao Palace and has never left." ”

"Because of one person? I guess this person must be a fairy-like woman, she must be more beautiful than you, I guess right? ”

Originally, Ruopiao was surprised, how could this outsider know this secret, but the last sentence violated her taboo, which woman does not love beauty, which beauty is willing to be compared to another beauty, Ruopiao is in the cardamom years, even more so. Hearing Li Hao say this, he was immediately furious.

"Not as beautiful as you, but not as temperamental as you." Li Hao grinned.

Ruopiao glanced at him and continued: "You guessed right, Zi Xiaozi was already trapped by love, because he couldn't let go of his red face, he saw things and thought about people, and he stayed in Xiaoyao Palace, and one of my generation of heads had a very good relationship with him, so he gave him a hereditary elder in the palace and sat here." ”

"So that's the case, who is Zixiao Laodao and his red face?"

Ruopiao shook his head and sighed: "I don't know who that sister is, I only heard Master Zixiao murmur once when he was a child when he was drunk, and there was a word 'purple' in it. ”

Purple?

Suddenly, Li Hao's expression was very strange, and a strange thought flashed in his heart. The old Taoist number is Zixiao, and his old Taoist number also has a "purple" character, it won't be a brother-sister relationship!!

Damn, beasts, even his sister won't let go, Li Hao's expression became more and more weird, he really took the crankiness in his heart as reality, he secretly admired, it seems that this Zixiao was also very hungry and thirsty back then, and he must also be an old pervert, worth befriending.

Li Hao decided, when we meet again, he plans to send this Zixiao old way a stack of love action movies, what is the content...... Since he likes this, let's give it to his brother and sister.

Later, because of one thing, the sister had a great temperament, and left the side of Zixiao Master Ancestor that night, and flew away, and later learned that that sister had already had a crush, and she soared this time to find her wishful husband, but she left Zixiao Master Ancestor alone in the lower realm. After losing that red-faced sister, Zixiao's temperament changed greatly, and he was addicted to wine and poetry all day long, and it was at this time that he fell in love with poetry. Due to the abandonment of cultivation, the realm plummeted, and it happened to be the heavenly calamity and heavenly punishment, Zixiao Shizu's mana was so powerful that it was boundless, even if the realm fell, but it was unmatched, he fought for his life, and vented all the pain of losing his face on this heavenly tribulation, that battle, the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were eclipsed, and the terrifying heavenly punishment was not only scattered by the ancestor Shengsheng, but also poked a big hole in the sky, and the heavy rain fell for three years, and the world became purgatory, the ocean was a piece of life, and the lives were devastated. Heaven punished again, and sent down an even more terrifying heavenly punishment, the ancestor tried his best and couldn't resist it, he was seriously injured by heaven's punishment, and was rescued by the palace master of Xiaoyao Palace at that time, so he formed a good fate with my Xiaoyao Palace. ”

Ruopiao sighed softly: "Countless times have passed, although the ancestor has recovered his free and uninhibited temperament, but the sister surnamed Zi is still a big pain in his heart, once a monk inadvertently mentioned that legend, after Zixiao Shizu heard it, he was furious, and he washed the sect in blood overnight, and the chicken and dog were not left." You must not mention it in front of the ancestor, otherwise even I will not be able to protect you. ”

Li Hao pouted, does Lao Tzu have such a big mouth!

Without waiting for Li Hao to speak, Ruopiao grabbed him and walked towards the magnificent palace.