Chapter 83: Selling Girls' Matches
Hearing Nian Keer's words, Zhang Lang almost cried.
Kid, I'm not a wolf.
However, if you sell Nian Keer, the price must be very good.
In ancient Denmark, there were little girls who sold matches, but now there are matches that sell girls?
Zhang Lang smiled, did not answer Nian Ke'er's words, hugged the girl, and rushed into the bathroom.
"What are you doing...... Nian Ke'er was obviously frightened by the "ill-intentioned" Zhang Lang, and her words were a little trembling, "It's a big deal that I don't sleep lazy, Zhang Lang, let me down." ”
How can Zhang Lang still listen?
Even if Zhang Lang heard it, he didn't believe it.
He wants to dress up Nian Keer himself.
It's just the other way around.
If you don't "fight" for a day, go to the wall and uncover the tiles!
Of course, it is not a "beating" of people, but a beating of "beating".
Zhang Lang personally squeezed the toothpaste for this lazy princess sister and sleeping beauty, and put it in her cherry lips.
"Woo...... Zhang Lang...... What are you doing...... I'll just come by myself......" Nian Keer's strength is not even half of Zhang Lang's, so of course the struggle is futile.
Therefore, Nian Keer could only close her eyes in resignation, and let Zhang Lang "ravage" her soft little mouth.
Zhang Lang brushed Nian Keer's teeth, and the white toothpaste of the "Leng Sour Ling" brand formed a white foam under the action of warm water.
In other words, the corners of Nian Ke'er's mouth splashed a lot of white liquid.
If you put it on a mosaic, the effect must be very good.
Zhang Lang gently brushed Nian Keer's teeth, and his heart was full of charm.
Nian Keer was held in Zhang Lang's arms with difficult movements, and at the moment she just closed her eyes and let Zhang Lang "dispose of it", so she didn't notice that Zhang Lang had gradually become evil eyes at this moment.
If Nian Keer found that Zhang Lang, whose eyes were almost green at the moment, he would brush his teeth no matter how he struggled.
Instead of Zhang Lang appreciating it at the moment, he brushed his teeth......
Oh wait, no......
Zhang Lang found a bad place.
The toothbrush that brushes Nian Keer's teeth at this moment is the purple Dencare brand toothbrush that I used in the morning!
watched Nian Ke'er close her eyes as if she was resigned, and let the toothbrush stir in her mouth.
The delicate little Qiong's nose will hum twice with panting from time to time, which is simply the most beautiful pet cat in the world.
Oh my God, isn't this equivalent to an indirect kiss with Nian Keer?
And it's not just as simple as kissing, there's more to it than that...... Got it down my throat......
Zhang Lang rinsed his mouth after Nian Ke'er, coughed, and asked a little embarrassedly, "Ke'er, what color and brand of toothbrush do you use?" ”
"It's this purple dencare brand, don't you know? Didn't you brush it for me? Nian Ke'er looked at Zhang Lang with an innocent face, and secretly wondered if Zhang Lang had taken a toothbrush when he brushed his teeth? If it's casual, it's too accurate, but fortunately, it's accurate, otherwise it will be too big.
"Oh, that's right, let's go ahead and wash our faces." Zhang Lang rinsed the cup and toothbrush without changing his face, and his old face turned red in the place where Nian Keer couldn't see.
I didn't expect it, I did it for a long time, and it was myself who made the mistake.
When Zhang Lang got up in the morning, he saw a brand new purple toothbrush, and thought it was a new toothbrush, so he used it without thinking too much.
Unexpectedly, in less than two days, this purple dencare brand toothbrush went from Nian Keer's mouth to Zhang Lang's mouth, and from Zhang Lang's mouth to Nian Keer's mouth.
And so on and so forth.
Zhang Lang washed Nian Keer's face, wiped it clean, looked at the girl who was like a hibiscus out of the water, and secretly said that it was really beautiful.
That's right, it's "true" beauty.
This is really beautiful, talking about the beauty of Nian Keer without makeup.
You must know that in this materialistic era, many people put on their faces and laid foundation.
It's hard to see real beauties anymore.
And there are too few girls like Nian Keer who don't wear familiar eyeliner and are still beautiful and moving without applying even foundation.
Oh my God, the soul of sister control in Zhang Lang's heart is burning at this moment, like a greedy fire, devouring his already bad reason.
"Zhang Lang, I'm done washing, you can let me down to eat." Nian Keer looked up at Zhang Lang, her words were like a well-behaved kitten after making a mistake, and her eyes were full of pitiful flashes.
"No, sister, I'm going to hold you and eat today." Zhang Lang's soul ignited.
"Ah, sister? What kind of sister? Nian Keer doesn't know why, although Zhang Lang is very powerful, and she admires it very much, but sometimes, Zhang Lang's thinking is like a broken thread, and Nian Keer can't keep up at all.
"Oh, Ke'er, you heard it wrong, don't worry, let's eat." Zhang Lang hugged Nian Keer, felt the soft body like jade, enjoyed the healing girl in his arms, and crossed the Yalu River to eat.
"Did you hear it wrong?" It's no wonder you heard it wrong! and pretending to be stupid again. Although Nian Ke'er was a little natural, she was not stupid at all, and instantly figured out what Zhang Lang was talking about.
Could it be that Zhang Lang is a child who lacks love? So eager to have a sister.
Nian Keer thought about it, looked at Zhang Lang, and unconsciously felt that Zhang Lang was a little pitiful at the moment, forget it, let's be his sister today, Nian Keer obediently prostrate on Zhang Lang's body.
The two sat on the bench.
No, a person, to be exact.
Zhang Lang sat on the bench, while Nian Keer sat on Zhang Lang's lap.
Everything looks very harmonious.
It's just that Zhang Lang is a little strange why Nian Ke'er looked at herself, and her eyes radiated the brilliance of motherhood...... It seems to be looking at a lonely little child......
Of course, Zhang Lang would not have thought that after he called Nian Ke'er "sister" according to his heart, Nian Ke'er automatically attributed him to the ranks of children who lacked love.
If Zhang Lang knew, he would definitely "eat a pound", guessing so accurately, this is okay.
You must know that Zhang Lang was originally an orphan with no father and no mother, which can be regarded as a lack of love.
"Ahem, Ke'er, what is the reason why you look at me like this?" Zhang Lang was looked at by Nian Keer and said with a little coldness, could it be that Nian Keer discovered his "conspiracy"?
"European ...... Buddhist nun...... Sauce ......" Nian Keer lightly tapped Zhang Lang's face, and did not answer Zhang Lang's question positively, but shouted cutely.
Puff ......
Zhang Lang fell to the ground and fainted happily.
It's dead, and it's worth it.
Lao Tzu, in this life, he is a person with a sister.
Lao Tzu - I have a sister.
"Zhang Lang, Zhang Lang, what's wrong with you, wake up, don't scare me......" Nian Ke'er saw that because of his impulsiveness, he shouted casually, and Zhang Lang actually fainted.
Oh my God, this is Zhang Lang.
The omnipotent Zhang Lang actually fainted.
Of course, Zhang Lang woke up soon under the call of his "sister".
Fang Cai's coma was not worth mentioning in his eyes, it was nothing more than a hammer of happiness.
Therefore, Zhang Lang enjoyed this warm and long breakfast with his "sister" in Nian Keer's worried eyes.
The fried eggs tasted good.
White fungus pink jujube porridge, sweet, very suitable for girls who have come with their aunts.
And two meat muffins.
Nian Keer couldn't eat it anymore and stuffed it to Zhang Lang.
Zhang Lang happily ended up with his sister's charity and ate it.
However, it also made Zhang Lang a little worried.
You must know that the girl in front of her fought with herself for 300 rounds in Chuanxiangyuan, and eliminated a total of two portions of back pot meat, boiled pork slices, mapo tofu, saliva chicken, braised beef and sweet and sour pork ribs.
That's right, it's two full copies.
After the meal, Nian Keer accompanied Zhang Lang to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.
Of course, it was Zhang Lang who mainly cleaned up, and he was really afraid that Nian Ke'er would break the plates and porcelain bowls again.
You must know that last night in order to teach this girl to wash the dishes, Zhang Lang lost five Cui Yingying's plates.
If there is any loss such as plates and porcelain bowls this morning, then it is not just a problem that is not easy to explain to Gu Mengnan, but a problem that when stir-frying and eating, the plates and porcelain bowls are not enough at all.
This is an issue related to the "people's livelihood", and Zhang Lang must not be sloppy on this issue.
As for the road to teach Kerr to brush dishes, it seems that it is a long journey.
It's only 25,000 miles, and my brother can afford to wait.
After washing, Zhang Lang took Nian Keer to the living room.
As a professional "miracle doctor", it is necessary for Zhang Lang to conduct post-illness examinations and post-illness guidance for patients.
"Ke'er, tell me, from last night to now, have you had any discomfort in your body?" Zhang Lang has already put Nian Keer down, and now Nian Keer has finally recovered his free body.
In fact, during the meal, because of Zhang Lang's fall, the two separated.
Of course, this can be regarded as Zhang Lang's initiative, after all, even if Nian Ke'er weighs only forty kilograms, he starts to feel okay when he picks it up, but after a long time, he will feel tired and panicked.
"No, except for what I felt afraid of last night, that is, I told Zhang Lang that I felt like I had fallen into the black abyss, and the rest of the feelings are normal." Nian Keer said, as if she felt that she was not satisfied with her answer, and added, "It's about the same as usual." ”
"Oh, that's right, Ke'er, can you tell me exactly what abyss you were facing at that time?" Zhang Lang nodded, and became a little interested in the abyss that Nian Keer repeatedly mentioned.
People who get sick do not get sick for no reason, but because of a combination of physical and mental factors, genetics, and environmental factors.
It can be said that except for congenital diseases, all other diseases are induced by various triggers, and these words were told to him by the divine doctor master on the Sanshen Mountain.
At that time, Zhang Lang still didn't understand, but now looking at Nian Keer, Zhang Lang understands a little.
"The Black Abyss?" Nian Keer was stunned.