Chapter 0139: Set up the battlefield and wait for the ghosts to come
Of course, it's not ordinary people's urine, but children's urine.
In order to prevent some people from cheating, Xiao Long set up more than 30 urine collection points in the city, and all children and men under the age of 13 could come and sell urine on the spot. There is no limit to the quantity, 20 yuan a catty.
This news was even on the news of Cloud City, and it was also broadcast by many media, becoming a big news in Cloud City and a sensation.
Longteng Group, the sensational effect of setting up a point to collect urine, the impression in the hearts of the people of Yuncheng, I don't know how much stronger than the effect brought by the opening of Longteng Company and the advertising flying all over the sky. Regardless of whether there were boys in the family or not, they all ran to tell each other.
I met before, did I eat it? Meet now, how many times to pee today? How much did you earn?
The hearts of the common people are happy, and the children are equally happy. I used to want to drink juice, but my family didn't let me, but now I drink a glass of water and juice in a cup, and I drink it in turn, my little belly is bulging, and it is full of water, and I am waiting in line outside the urine collection point, waiting to sell urine.
Some even called relatives in the countryside and asked them to take their children, drink more water, and rush over to pee.
In just half a day, Xiao Long collected nearly three tons of boy urine.
"Brother Xiaolong, why are you asking people to collect these things? How dirty. Lotus covered her nose and said.
"Hehe, this is a child's urine, maybe it can save your life."
"Can it help? What do you say? Lotus wondered.
"Don't understand? I don't understand to ask Meiqiong to see if she's afraid. ”
Of course Meiqiong was afraid, she didn't dare to walk into the urine collection point at all, and she couldn't stand the smell when she asked.
"You're saying this thing is used against zombies?" Lotus knows a little about Meiqiong, and she was a little scared at first, but after getting along for a long time, she found that Meiqiong was not much different from normal people except that she liked to drink blood, so she was not afraid.
"It's not a zombie, it's a ghost, or even a ghost. In the past few days, you should be careful, don't run around during the day, stay at home at night, and don't go. Xiao Long admonished.
"Brother Xiaolong, is something wrong?"
"Hehe, don't you still believe Brother Xiaolong? Don't worry, it's okay. Didn't I tell you about the last time I went into the mountains? Those ghosts don't give up, and this time they filmed a lot of ghosts sneaking into our Huaxia. Their target could be the Polar Yin Hole, or it could be me. ”
"Devil, you, Brother Xiaolong, what you said is true?" Lotus said in surprise. She always thought that Xiao Long was teasing her, but she didn't expect it to be true.
Since you know that I am a supernatural being, you should know that this world is very big, and there are many existences that you don't know and can't understand, which is not surprising.
"Then, Brother Xiaolong, if you promise the lotus, there must be no trouble." Lotus hugged Xiao Long and pressed her face against his chest. Xiao Long hugged him, gently stroked her long hair, and comforted: "Okay, I promise you, I promise that it will be fine." ”
"Hmm" Lotus nodded, raised her head and kissed Xiao Long on the mouth, and then waved her little fist and said, "Destroy all those ghosts." ”
"Okay, get rid of all the ghosts." Xiao Long said with a smile.
Xiao Long ordered someone to collect the urine of these boys and transport them to the Longteng headquarters. The headquarters is big enough, and Xiao Long is ready to set up the battlefield here.
"Wangwang, meow, meow, hum" Before entering the hospital, I heard dogs barking and cats barking, pigs humming, so lively.
"Boss, you're here." When He Dazhuang saw Xiao Long coming in, he wiped his sweat and ran over. When I saw the lotus, I quickly called my sister-in-law. He knew that Lotus liked to listen, so he called his sister-in-law every time they met.
"Hmm" Xiao Long nodded, looked at the big cages in the yard, which contained black cats, black dogs, black pigs, and big roosters, and nodded: "Well, not bad." At night, let go of the dogs and cats, and the pigs were killed. Brush the inside of the courtyard wall with pig's blood. ”
"Boss, let go and run away."
"Hehe, it's okay, they won't run." Xiao Long said confidently. Coming to the cage, Xiao Long stood still and looked at the cats and dogs in the cage, with high concentration.
The cats and dogs seemed quite anxious at first, but after a while, they all quieted down, and the eyes that looked at Xiao Long became even softer, as if they saw their masters, and they kept wagging their tails.
"Boss, you're really a god." He Dazhuang looked at it in surprise and touched the back of his head in disbelief.
"Hehe, it's nothing. As long as you sense their hearts with your heart, you can do it. Xiao Long said casually.
"Really" He Dazhuang was very surprised. He really envied Xiao Long's hand.
"Alright, don't YY, hurry up and get to work"
"Oh" He Dazhuang nodded, and ran to help move the rooster cage down. Xiao Long looked at it, shook his head and said, "These are not good, they are all cage attacks, and the yang energy is insufficient." Da Zhuang, you take people around the countryside to see if there are any roosters that are free-range and crowing, and collect some at a high price, even a hundred. ”
"Okay" He Dazhuang was stunned when he heard this, then nodded, called the two of them and walked out. Xiao Long likes him for this, and never asks why what he orders, and does whatever he tells him to do.
Xiao Long suddenly remembered something, and asked He Dazhuang: "Da Zhuang, is Hou Jingpi here?" ”
"Here, this kid is bragging inside."
Xiao Long nodded and shouted at the girls' dormitory: "Hou Jingpi, you come out for me." Before Xiao Long's words fell, he saw Hou Jingbi poking his head out of a window and beckoning to Xiao Long: "Boss, you are here, I will go down immediately." ”
"You just jump off." Xiao Long half-jokingly.
"Boss, you, you can catch me." Hou Jingbi's face was bitter, and he thought that Xiao Long was unhappy that he didn't work and came to soak his sister. Hou Jingbi climbed onto the windowsill and jumped down with the exclamations of many people.
Xiao Long didn't expect this girl to be so obedient. Immediately, he moved his body and went downstairs, and before he could hit the ground, he kicked him in the ass. Hou Jingpi's fall slowed down, flew out two meters horizontally, and sat on the ground with his buttocks, grinning in pain.
"Okay, don't pretend to be pathetic, let me ask you, do you still have that kind of book last time?" Xiao Long said with a smile.
"There are only three martial arts cheats of that kind, and they are really gone." Hou Jingbi shook his head and said.
"I'm not talking about martial arts cheats, I'm talking about Taoist painting talismans to exorcise ghosts, or Buddhist scriptures, mantras and the like, is there any?"
"This,I really don't know about this.,But,It seems that there are a few books that seem to be ghost-drawn symbols.,I don't know what to draw.,It's messy.,I can't understand it.。
"Okay, you go home now, get it all. If I see it useful, I'll buy it, a million copies. ”
"A million books." Hou Jingbi gritted his teeth and repeated, then jumped up from the ground and rushed out with cheers.
A million copies are like pie in the sky. However, he didn't seem to pay attention, what Xiao Long said was useful. If it didn't work, of course Xiao Long wouldn't want it