Chapter 220: Can You Eat Pain, Lady (Five More Asking for a Monthly Pass)
"OMG!"
Sun Xiaokong was pushed away by Guanyin, sat on the ground and pretended to look at Guanyin with a shocked face.
Outside the window, when the three of Li Shan's mother saw this, they were also ready to take down Sun Xiaokong with Guanyin.
After all, there is no way to play this push.
And Guanyin is also ready for a showdown.
It's just that they don't want to act, Sun Xiaokong still wants to!
I saw Sun Xiaokong get up and say with a surprised face: "Lady, you... You're so powerful!"
"You... You're not a monster, are you?"
Guan yin:???
Seeing this, the three of them outside are not ready to make a move for the time being, since Sun Xiaokong did not find out, then when the showdown depends on the meaning of Guanyin.
And Guanyin is also looking at Sun Xiaokong a little helplessly now, to be honest, she doesn't want to act anymore.
But...
Now it's such a showdown, Sun Xiaokong hasn't made a fool of herself yet, she is unwilling.
"You... I warn you, keep your distance from me, don't come near me, or I'll beat you!" Guanyin said in the tone of a sixteen-year-old girl.
Sun Xiaokong nodded violently and said: "Don't worry, lady, as the saying goes, marry a chicken and marry a dog, and I won't dislike you for being a monster." ”
"Taking people is human, marrying a demon is a demon, so whether you are a human or a demon, I will not dislike you, as long as you are not a shemale. ”
Guanyin: You want to eat fart!
After hesitating for a moment, Guanyin said, "That... Since you found out, I admit it. ”
"Actually, our mother and daughter are all monsters, and they are... Fox into a spirit, you... Will you dislike us?"
Sun Xiaokong shook his head and said, "Of course not." ”
As he spoke, he said with a serious look: "No wonder you are so beautiful, it turns out that you are a vixen." ”
Guanyin was speechless for a while, why are you praising me or scolding me?
To be honest, Guanyin at this time wanted to deceive Sun Xiaokong's magic weapon, such as the Little Qibao Miaoshu.
As long as this magic weapon is tricked, Guanyin feels that this Sun Xiaokong will be... It's a younger brother through and through.
But it's obviously not easy.
"Xianggong, since you don't dislike us, then please come and sit here. Guanyin walked to the table and poured a cup of tea for Sun Xiaokong.
Sun Xiaokong nodded and smiled, and walked over, still wondering what kind of medicine was sold in this Guanyin gourd.
"Lady, you see that we are in a hurry to visit the church, and we haven't even drunk a glass of wine, why don't we have a glass of wine together?" Sun Xiaokong also poured a cup, picked up the tea and said.
Guanyin frowned slightly, nodded and said, "Okay." ”
Drinking a glass of wine, Guanyin said tentatively: "Xianggong, I heard that you are the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace more than thirty years ago. ”
"I don't know what the prime minister is capable of?"
As Guanyin spoke, she was thinking about how likely it was that she could deceive Sun Xiaokong with the magic weapon in her empty hand.
You must know that Guanyin knows Sun Xiaokong very well.
Sun Xiaokong put down the cup and said with a smile: "False name... It's just a name. ”
Guanyin said again: "I heard my mother say that those immortals in the heavenly court have vast magical powers and high mana, since Xianggong can make trouble in the heavenly palace, it must not only be extraordinary, but also have magic weapons in their hands, right?"
"That's a must!"
Sun Xiaokong nodded proudly.
No, Sun Xiaokong spoke, and directly reached out to hug Guanyin, boasting: "My magic weapon is amazing." ”
"It can be long and short, thick and thin. ”
"Oh yes, I have a more powerful magic weapon, do you want to see it?"
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong already had an idea in his heart, and looked at Guanyin with a wicked smile.
In these years, it's not you who set me, I'm just set you.
Sun Xiaokong thought about it, then when he was in Heifeng Mountain, he was tricked by Guanyin, and this time he also pulled his skin, and the courtesies were still exchanged.
Flattered!
Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and said with joy in his heart: "Then Xianggong, please lend me the magic weapon?"
To be honest, Guanyin felt that he might not be able to deceive the little Qibao Miaoshu, but it was also a good thing to be able to deceive the golden hoop stick.
Sun Xiaokong: That's what you asked!
I saw Sun Xiaokong get up and wave it on Guanyin's head like a magic trick, suddenly!
A flash of gold!
The forbidden hoop was directly put on Guanyin's head by Sun Xiaokong.
Drip!
"The anti-routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan × 200. ”
Looking at the "pity" wearing a forbidden hoop, Sun Xiaokong couldn't mention how happy he was for a while.
It's so exciting.
"You..."
Guanyin was so messed with by Sun Xiaokong, and he was also stunned for a while.
Although she can take off this forbidden hoop, as soon as she takes it off, it is completely exposed.
Don't say anything about fox spirits, you can only turn back into Guanyin.
For a while, Guanyin was also getting more and more annoyed.
"Lady, can you suffer pain?" I saw Sun Xiaokong ask an inexplicable question.
Guanyin, who was stunned, was even more stunned.
"What?"
Guanyin was stunned, and suddenly felt a sharp pain, and the whole person collapsed on the ground.
No, Sun Xiaokong recited a mantra.
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
When the Jade Emperor and everyone saw this scene, their admiration for Sun Xiaokong in their hearts was simply straight to the ninety-nine-nine-nine heavens.
It's awesome.
brought a forbidden hoop to Guanyin, and recited a mantra.
At this time, the Jade Emperor didn't know what to say, but he had already seen that Sun Xiaokong had definitely guessed the identity of the other party a long time ago.
And then all of this, on purpose.
After Sun Xiaokong finished reciting the incantation, he hurriedly stepped forward to help Guanyin up, and said with concern: "Oh, lady." ”
"It's Xianggong's sloppiness, this forbidden hoop is used by Xianggong to deal with gods and powerful monsters. ”
"I knew that the lady didn't suffer pain, so I wouldn't read it. ”
Guanyin: Mom sells batches, but my mother doesn't play anymore.
At this time, Guanyin was also in his heart, and then pretended to drink tea, picked up the cup, but his hand trembled, and the cup fell to the ground.
Bang!
The three of Li Shan's old mothers outside saw Guanyin's cup smashing signal, and then took out two pieces of clothing from their bodies.
Bang bang bang!
There was a knock on the door.
A figure came from outside the door and said, "Pity, have you slept?"
"My mother has brought you new clothes. ”
I saw Guanyin pretending to be shocked and said, "Oh, that's right." ”
"It must be the wedding dress prepared by my mother before, Xianggong, you go and open the door and bring it in, our worship hall is already in a hurry, we can't even have a wedding dress and a red hijab." ”
"Huh?"
Sun Xiaokong felt a little weird.
However, Sun Xiaokong figured it out in a blink of an eye, walked to the door and opened the door and said, "It's hard work." ”
As she spoke, Sun Xiaokong also took the red wedding dress she was stacking in her hand.
Old Mother Li Shan smiled and said, "Good son-in-law, that mother won't disturb your rest." ”
After speaking, Li Shan's mother turned around and left.
No, Sun Xiaokong despises him so deeply, are you still an old drama?
Just got your foot down and can walk now?