Chapter 329: Silly Roe Deer
"Well," Zhang Lan nodded honestly, "No one will object to taking the money, but if I kneel, then I will be exempted!" "The most disgusting thing is kneeling, I feel that kneeling and kneeling will lose a person's backbone!
"Call Sister Sheng to listen, this request is not too much, right?" Xiao Chenxi smiled mysteriously, not knowing what idea she had in her heart. No one knows Zhang Lan's stinky problem better than her, naturally knows what Zhang Lan hates the most, and knows this guy's weakness and can naturally do what he likes, oh no, it's the right medicine.
"Something?" Zhang Lan asked suspiciously, for Xiao Chenxi suddenly made this request to herself, Zhang Lan instinctively began to feel that something was wrong.
"You'll know when you call it!" Xiao Chenxi smiled, with a mysterious face. It looks like you don't call your sister, and you won't tell me if you kill me.
Don't you lose by shouting, right? Zhang Lan secretly thought in her heart, she usually screamed less, and she didn't seem to see that this girl had any ghost ideas.
I made up my mind, "Happy New Year, sister!" "How many times have you said this to this girl this year? Zhang Lan secretly calculated in his heart, from 12 o'clock on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve to now, at least no less than ten times, right?
"Good brother!" Xiao Chenxi smiled brightly, took out a credit card from somewhere on her body, and touched Zhang Lan's head with a smile, "Happy New Year!" My sister gives you New Year's money. ”
Zhang Lan took the credit card handed over by Xiao Chenxi, but secretly slandered in her heart: Sister, I am very happy that you give me pocket money, but if you give me a Citibank credit card, I can't use it in China! Go abroad? How many times a year do I go out? There was a bright smile on his face, "Thank you, sister." ”
Mo Liyan little girl is stupid, I don't know that the colorful and beautiful-looking little card that Xiao Chenxi handed to Zhang Lan contains one-third of the annual income of bayonets and roses last year, as for why it is not all or half, the reason is, of course, it is necessary to leave a part of the funds to buy weapons and equipment, and the bayonets and roses are not only supported by the terminators now, they have basically become middle-level leading cadres, and the main ones below. They are all elite veterans recruited by various countries who plan to eat the bowl of mercenaries, and these mercenaries recruited still have to be paid, and the mercenaries are even more so when they are soldiers. If you don't pay others, why should people follow you?
After looking at it over and over, Zhang Lan raised her head and took a deep look at Xiao Chenxi, and put the credit card in Xiao Chenxi's hand again, "Hmm." I accepted it, but I'm afraid I'll lose it if I put it on myself, and I'll have to trouble you to keep it for me in the future, okay? ”
"No problem." Seeing that Zhang Lan was reluctant to pretend by herself, Xiao Chenxi smiled lightly, and didn't mind helping Zhang Lan collect it: I have already saved several of the same card for this guy.
"Is that card fun?" Seeing that Zhang Lan's sister and brother were pushing the card back and forth, Mo Liyan asked curiously.
"It's not fun," Zhang Lan came up with a prank, coaxed this simple little girl, and whispered. "Think about it, if it's fun, I'll keep it for myself?"
"Yes," Mo Liyan thought about it carefully, nodded, and agreed with it, patting Zhang Lan's shoulder with the appearance of a little adult, "Usually my favorite doll is also put away by myself." ”
My day! Can your doll compare to this little card? Helplessly glanced at his sister, and then looked at the simple Mo Liyan who was fooled by himself, Zhang Lan was depressed and wanted to knock this girl on the head a few times: just take out one percent of the money in this card and pile the dolls back together. can bury you. If you know this, do you still dislike it?
Of course, Xiao Chenxi knew what Zhang Lan meant when he looked at him, and looked at him with sympathy and smiled.
"Brother Zhang Lan," Mo Liyan shook Zhang Lan's arm. "Shall we steal fish again?"
"Shhhh Hush! As if he was already stealing fish now, Zhang Lan hurriedly looked around, as if someone was eavesdropping around him, and he was waiting for him to steal the fish when he stepped forward to catch him, "You are a lady, how can a lady say stealing." Yes to take! That's right, just take it! ”
"Yes, yes!" Mo Liyan also reacted, nodded heavily, his eyes were full of yearning, "Then let's go to the pond and get two fish, okay?" When I came back, I asked my mother to make you braised fish to eat. ”
Originally, Zhang Lan was still very determined to stop this girl's idea, how could she do such a thing during the Chinese New Year? But the three words "braised fish" seem to have magic power, hearing these three words, Zhang Lan, who originally wanted to object, didn't know what was going on, as if he was possessed by a ghost at the moment here, and actually nodded like a ghost, "Okay, let's go get it!" ”
After finishing speaking, he realized what he was talking about, and Zhang Lan was annoyed and wanted to slap his mouth: Why did he agree in a daze? Depend on! This girl's sugar-coated cannonball's kung fu at such a young age makes it so proficient, and it's too powerful, right? How does the little head melon grow?
Only Xiao Chenxi covered his mouth and sneered on the side gloatingly, looking at his expression, he was clearly silently laughing at Zhang Lan, this guy really has no backbone, and he was actually broken by a sugar-coated cannonball of braised fish!
A manly husband, oh no, a manly man, that has to be a word, especially in front of a beautiful woman! In this regard, Zhang Lan has committed the common mistake that any man will make, and since he has promised Mo Liyan, Zhang Lan naturally has the responsibility to take the lead. Looking at Xiao Chenxi, who was standing on the side, he seemed to be a little eager to try.
When I came to the small pond, it was covered with a white, thick layer of snow, which seemed to be frozen. It's no wonder if it's not frozen, this year's winter is so cold, the ice in the small river in front of my hometown is almost ten centimeters thick, adults and children have no problem skating on it, and even the strength is enough to support the weight of Xiao Chenxi and Alice, Zhang Lan will take Xiao Chenxi and Alice up to walk around twice when she is bored, and the two girls playing on it are called happy, and there is no problem at all.
Relatively speaking, due to the existence of the heat island effect, compared with the same period, the temperature in the city is one or two degrees higher than that in the countryside, especially in a highly densely populated place like a school, Zhang Lan is not sure if the ice in the pond is thick enough, let Xiao Chenxi stand on the shore and pull herself, and she went down first and stepped on it tentatively, well, it's okay! Let go of Xiao Chenxi's hand, walked a few steps, and was still fine; Well, I just jumped up and stomped a few feet, fuck, my feet hurt so much, and there was still no reaction on the ice.
"Sister, why don't you come down and try it?" Zhang Lan suggested that if it was Arnold's guys, Zhang Lan really didn't dare to let them try, but Xiao Chenxi's T-X model weighed a lot lighter than the T-800 model, and according to the current reaction on the ice surface, Zhang Lan estimated that Xiao Chenxi could still try it down.
"Are you sure the ice is okay?" Xiao Chenxi asked Zhang Lan vaguely, the meaning of these words, Xiao Chenxi believed that Zhang Lan could understand.
Zhang Lan naturally understood the meaning of Xiao Chenxi's words, and nodded, "Be careful, no problem." ”
With Zhang Lan's answer, Xiao Chenxi was much more relieved, anyway, he couldn't drown if he fell, it just took a little effort when he came up. Gently landed on the ice, walked slowly a few steps, well, no problem at all. Xiao Chenxi relaxed a little, tried to jump lightly a few times, but didn't dare to fall hard, very good, there is still no problem with the ice surface. At this moment, Xiao Chenxi was finally completely relieved, and happily skated around on the ice, in other words, Xiao Chenxi has always been very envious of Zhang Lan who can swim freely in the water, and she can't enjoy swimming at all because of her weight. When the river froze a while ago, Xiao Chenxi finally indirectly passed the addiction of playing on the water.
Seeing Zhang Lan and Xiao Chenxi playing on the ice was a joy, Mo Liyan did not show weakness, jumped on the ice and skated around, and the movements were quite skillful, which was a pity that there was a thick layer of snow on the ice, so that they could not slip out far at once like on the real ice. But even that's enough for the three little ones to be happy and crazy for a while.
When the three little guys were crazy enough on the ice, Mo Liyan finally remembered what he was going to do, and looked at Zhang Lan miserably, with a sad face, "Brother Zhang Lan, the water is frozen, how can we take out the fish?" ”
"It's so easy!" Maybe this question is still a little difficult for others, but this small problem is really not a problem for Zhang Lan, a mysterious thief leaned over and asked Mo Liyan, "Have you heard of a famous saying in the Northeast, called 'Stick beats roe deer, scoops fish'?" ”
"Beat the roe deer, scoop the fish?" Mo Liyan sucked his finger cutely, and his beautiful little face looked confused, "I haven't heard of it, what do you mean?" ”
"Well, I won't tell you about this roe deer, just know that this thing is a very stupid animal, and it won't run away when it sees people, until people come up and kill it," Zhang Lan said.
Just as he was about to explain to her what it was called scooping fish, Mo Liyan had already asked curiously, "Why didn't that roe deer run, is it stupid?" ”
"Well, almost," Zhang Lan had to explain to her, "In the Northeast, everyone generally calls the roe deer a stupid roe deer, think about it, if it's not stupid." How could it be stupid to wait there for someone to knock it on the head? ”
"Silly roe deer," Mo Liyan muttered in a low voice, "It's really a stupid robe, I don't run when I see someone with a big stick, and when I see my mother unhappy, I know how to hide." ”
Can a roe deer compare to your old man? Zhang Lan sweated profusely when she heard this: This stupid girl, I don't know if you are raising the IQ of a roe deer or belittling your own IQ!? (To be continued, if you want to know what will happen next, please log in to the www.qidian.com, more chapters, support the author, support genuine reading!) )