Chapter 221: Three Thousand Times in One Night
Chapter 221: Three Thousand Times in One Night
"Why do you say that?" Guo Dandan stared at Xu Wenqiang and asked, she wanted to hear what kind of medicine was sold in Xu Dao's gourd.
"Do you feel like it?" Xu Wenqiang asked.
"What is very similar?" Guo Dandan was very puzzled, what happened to this Xu Dao, could it be said that it was a sign of epilepsy?
"It's very similar to him."
"Who is he?"
"Doctor Liu."
"Him?"
"That's right, it's him."
"But who is like her?" Guo Dandan is depressed, can't you finish all the words at once?
"The Emperor and him."
Hearing this, Guo Dandan blinked, not to mention, it's really a bit like it.
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? Could it be that our Dandan hasn't thought of it yet? Xu Wenqiang smiled mysteriously, a picture of everything in plain sight.
Guo Dandan shook his head.
"Okay." Xu Wenqiang made a very helpless look, "Then I'll just say it." Since you can't devote yourself to this scene, then, when Doctor Liu arrives, I will let him play the emperor, so maybe this scene will be ok. ”
"What? He, playing the emperor? ”
"That's right."
"Director Xu, did you forget to take your medicine when you went out?"
"Ate it, and ate it twice. This matter is settled. "Xu Wenqiang's directorial style came up.
At the same time, Liu Busy had already rushed to the shooting site. Just when he was looking around for Guo Dandan's figure, he saw Xu Wenqiang with an obscene look.
"Doctor Liu, you are finally here, I think my liver hurts...... "Far away, this Xu Wenqiang stretched out the hand of friendship.
When the emperor saw this scene, he couldn't help but be stunned, what is the situation? This person's salary is too high, isn't it?
"Don't talk to me about those useless people?"
"Oh, okay, it's okay."
"I'll rub, what are you teasing me?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, how dare I, Xu Wenqiang, have that guts." Xu Wenqiang smiled and said very seriously.
"She's fine, but I'm looking for her for something else." Liu Xian looked very anxious.
"It's easy to say anything else, as long as you help me get this thing done." Immediately afterwards, Xu Wenqiang said his plan.
"What, bed-play? Let me act? Liu Xian suddenly exclaimed, with a look of astonishment. I'll go, how does Xu Wenqiang know that he is good?
Do you say yes or do you say yes? Is this bed-play the kind of thing that is done without clothes and hugging? Suddenly, countless pictures appeared in Liu Xian's mind.
"That Xiaoqiang, this is a righteous gentleman, that kind of thing can't be done." Liu Busy began to get serious.
"Yes, of course, the divine doctor is a righteous man. However, this is filming, so naturally it is a real drama. Xu Wenqiang said with a smile.
I wipe, real drama to do? Then you can't suffocate your brother.
"As long as the divine doctor agrees, what you say, I promise to help you do it."
"Really?"
"I, Xu, have always been true to my word."
"Well, actually, it's okay not to find Dandan for this matter, your Xu Dao's strength can help me." Liu Xian put a high hat on Xu Wenqiang first, and then began to cut to the chase.
"Director Xu, my purpose is very simple, I just want to find a first-line celebrity to advertise the world. Hehe, this sesame big thing, you Xu Dao hook your fingers can do it. Liu Xian smiled, "Besides, what is the taste of this world, you Director Xu knows best." ”
"This?" Xu Wenqiang suddenly found himself falling into a pit, "How much money are you going to pay?" ”
"How much?" Liu hurriedly chuckled and sneered, "You Xu Dao hooked his fingers, and he paid a dime." ”
"What, if you don't pay a penny, you want A-list stars to advertise!" Xu Wenqiang was surprised, you must know that this line of celebrities makes an advertisement, and this year's endorsement fee, to say the least, will cost 3 million. Three million, is that a small amount?
However, this Liu was busy but couldn't get a point. This......
"Okay, let's start filming." Liu hurriedly chuckled, looking ready to dedicate, "Where's the bed?" What about the bed? "Since it's a bed-play, it's natural to have to play in bed.
"Divine doctor, this--you should tell Dandan." It is estimated that with their special relationship, Guo Dandan will not have any endorsement fees, and in addition, it is difficult to find a second person in the entertainment industry!
"Looking for her? She's not as reliable as you! Liu Busy smiled, "You're the director, can't she listen to you?" ”
"This ......"
At this time, Guo Dandan was already standing next to him.
Liu hurriedly smiled at Guo Dandan and said, "Dandan, let's get ready to bed." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.
"No, why are you looking at me like that?" Liu Busy stared at Guo Dandan's eyes full of murderous intent, and said suspiciously. Could it be that Xu Wenqiang didn't make it clear to Guo Dandan about going to bed?
"That emperor, come here and take off the dragon robe on your body." Hearing this, the emperor's little face turned green, and he already roughly understood what it meant. The director is going to change people, this is ......
"Dude, I'll play a bed-play, the future emperor is still yours, the country is also yours, and the beauty is not yours." Liu hurriedly smiled at the emperor's brother, then took the dragon robe, and began to wear it in style.
"Someone, go to court."
"Aifei, give me a smile."
"Concubine Hua, come, wait for me to sleep."
"You, push it out!"
"What about my three thousand concubines?"
“……”
Everyone in the crew stared at Liu Busy with an alternative gaze at this time.
You don't really think you've crossed over, do you?
Is this guy brain-dead?
"Can you do it again?" Guo Dandan pointed to Liu Xian's nose and said word by word.
"Again, then it's a well." Liu Xian said lightly. Seeing that Guo Dandan didn't react immediately, "Look, it's still you two." Isn't the sum of two twos a well? ”
Xu Wenqiang coughed twice, and came to Liu Xian's side, "Divine doctor, I'll tell you the general plot first, and then, how to grasp the action here, there are also certain skills......
"Okay, okay, that Xiaoqiang, you really didn't think I had ever been an emperor, tell you, when Lao Tzu dreamed, the emperors of all dynasties had done it. This bed thing is a piece of cake. Just see. Immediately, Liu hurriedly hooked his finger at Guo Dandan, looking very dirty.
"Okay, attention departments, lights...... Get ready to shoot! ”
And so, the bed-play began to be staged. Emperor Liu was busy with his back to the camera, looking out the window in a daze, as if he missed her in his heart, giving people a deep sense of coercion.
At this time, a eunuch brother walked in, holding a jade plate in both hands, "Your Majesty, who will you choose to sleep tonight?" ”
The emperor did not answer, nor did he look back.
"Your Majesty, who will you choose to sleep tonight?" After a while, the eunuch spoke again.
"All of them, call all the three thousand beauties of the harem, tonight, I want to have an unprecedented sports battle."
Although it is said that Liu Busy did not turn around, everyone in the crew was thundered.
God, how can there be such an emperor in all dynasties? This kid is too truth-telling, isn't it, unless this situation appears in a spring-dream!
Oh my God, three thousand, one turn a night, my God, it has to be three seconds brother.
How could he say what was on the minds of all the men in the world?
Xu Wenqiang is about to collapse, this Guo Dandan also has an urge to kill, is this acting? This is simply a dramatist?
"Are you okay?"
Guo Dandan means to ask Liu if he is busy acting?
However, these words have another meaning. Liu hurriedly puffed up his chest and said affirmatively, "Why not, isn't it just three thousand times a night." It's not just me, it's all the men there. ”
After ten seconds of silence, all the men applauded wildly.
Even Xu Wenqiang, the director, couldn't help but applaud. Three thousand times a night, isn't that the dream of all men?