Chapter 133 Fireworks in the sky

When Mei Shuning heard this, she was immediately angry, "Liu is busy, do you dare to try it again?" ”

"Oh, it's really brain-dead, do you think I don't dare." Liu hurriedly picked his nostrils, "Didn't your mother teach you not to use your fingers at will?" ”

He said these words twelve times in a row, and it was so pleasant.

However, when it was tightened, a scene that made Liu Xian a little stunned appeared.

This Mei Shuning actually laughed, "If I tell you to say it, you will listen, why are you so obedient, it really makes me laugh." ”

I'm rubbing, this big-breasted and brainless woman can even use the agitation method. His second uncle, three aunts, and four aunts......

"Count you ruthless!" Liu Xian pointed to Mei Shuning's chest and said word by word.

With that, he turned and left.

"Stop, it's my birthday!" Mei Shuning's voice is very loud.

Hearing this, Liu Xian stopped, turned around, stared at Mei Shuning and said, "What are you kidding, what does your birthday have to do with me?" ”

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention, and these words are like a steel knife straight into Mei Shuning's heart.

Pain, that's a nameless pain.

For the first time in more than 20 years, she felt that the most poisonous weapon in the world was not swords, guns, swords and sticks, but language.

Is it that you are too stupid, or is it ......

Suddenly, Mei Shuning felt that she was the most wronged person in the world, and she couldn't help but have crystal tears in the corners of her eyes, and as soon as her body became soft, she squatted on the ground and began to cry.

This scene happened in an instant, Liu Xian was taken aback when he saw this, this is ......

What is this woman smoking?

It can't be a history of epilepsy, right?

Or is it ......

"Mei Shuning, can you stop crying!" Liu Busy saw a group of students walking here in the distance, "If this is for students to see, it will have a bad impact." ”

It's good that Liu Xian didn't say this, but after the words came out, Mei Shuning actually cried even more sadly and more sadly.

A gust of wind struck, carrying some confetti and leaves, and kept flying in the air, finally flying over Liu Xian's head, and then drifting into the distance.

Liu Xian naturally didn't have the heart to watch this scene, "As long as you don't cry, you can let me do anything." ”

Oh my boy, if the students were to see it, they would have to call themselves real hooligans. When the time comes, not to mention the students in the class, even Chen Chen will have to give himself ......

"You mean really?" Mei Shuning raised a pair of teary eyes, stared at Liu Xian with affection, and said weakly.

Her eyes, with grief in her ghostly wounds, and three or four points of doubt, saw that Liu Xian was so sympathetic that she took the initiative to stretch out her right hand.

Looking at his right hand, Mei Shuning didn't know why, and a warm current suddenly surged in her heart.

"What do you mean?" Mei Shuning walked next to Liu Xian and asked very seriously.

"Of course, Lao Tzu is a pure man, if you don't talk enough, then let the air suffocate me, and the wind blows the wind to death."

As soon as Liu Xian's words came out, a gust of wind suddenly rose, blowing the corners of the two of them's clothes dancing.

couldn't help but shiver. And Liu was busy, but he looked up at the sky, looking very stunned.

Damn, don't bring that accurate, right? The voice itself did not say that the sky was thundering, otherwise...... Thinking of this, Liu Xian couldn't help but shudder.

Out of the school gate, Liu Xian smiled faintly, "Oh yes, is it really your birthday today?" ”

Mei Shuning nodded, "Is it necessary for me to lie to you?" ”

"Oh, that's right. So what gift do you want? Hearing this, Mei Shuning suddenly smiled, but Liu Xuning's next sentence made Mei Shuning's heart completely cold, "I only have ten yuan, and I robbed it with my children when I came to school." ”

"You ......" Mei Shuning didn't know what to say, "Who said that birthdays have to cost money?" Give me that ten dollars! ”

"Huh? You don't have to spend money, so you still want my ten dollars? Liu Xian questioned.

"Give it to me!"

"Well, who told me to treat money like dung." So Liu Xian took out the only ten yuan in his pocket.

After Mei Shuning took the money, she didn't say a word, and threw the ten yuan directly into the air, "Can you spend a birthday with me that doesn't cost money?" ”

Liu hurriedly nodded heavily, but he felt sorry for the ten yuan in his heart, girl, I knew this, and Lao Tzu said that there was no penny.

Taiping Mountain, located in the northwest of Zhangshi, is a scenic flower mountain. Not only are there many flowers and trees on it, but there are also many couples. As for why there are many couples, it is naturally because they can ......

How to spend a birthday that doesn't cost money, Liu Xian and Mei Shuning spent a long time before deciding to climb Taiping Mountain.

By the time the two of them reached the top of the mountain, it was already about two o'clock in the afternoon. In the pavilion on the top of the mountain, Liu Xian pointed to the distance and said in surprise, "Look, there are couples kissing on that side." ”

"Damn, there's this too."

"Grandma's, it's really the world, don't they know whether men and women are kissed or not?"

“……”

Liu Xian was like a troll, squirting wildly, and Mei Shuning on the side said with a smile,

"What do you know, kissing is everyone's right, and besides, there is no sign here that prohibits kissing?"

"Oh—you seem to have some truth when you say that."

Liu Xian was about to pull the topic away, but suddenly found a familiar figure.

Nima, the cheat daddy's thing, turned out to be her.

Not far away, a woman was walking quickly towards Liu Xian, she was not a bystander, it was An Qiqi.

"What is she here for? Damn......" Liu Xian smiled embarrassedly at Mei Shuning, "I-think, I want to ......"

"What do you think?" Mei Shuning lowered her head, with a hint of blush on her face. If he says he wants to kiss himself, then he refuses. If he still says, then......

"I want to pee!"

Hearing Liu Xian's answer, Mei Shuning suddenly burst into tears and laughter, "What did you say?" There was a look of surprise on his face.

"I want to pee!"

"Y--that's not going to go." Seeing Liu hurriedly leaving, this Mei Shuning suddenly laughed.

Behind a giant tree!

"What are you doing here?"

"Is this mountain your home?"

"It's not. Say, what the hell do you want? Liu hurriedly stared at An Qiqi and said indignantly.

"What, you're in a hurry now?" Angel asked in a normal tone.

"You-no, I'm not in a hurry, I'm in a good mood." Liu hurriedly looked up at the sky, and a picture of Lao Tzu was like a fairy.

"It's okay not to rush, I thought you only had a belly like chicken intestines." Angel sneered.

"Uncle, I'm the prime minister's belly."

"Prime Minister? Is it? An Qiqi smiled coldly, "Liu is busy, a teacher at the Zhangshi Vocational Education Center, and the head teacher of Class 38." At school, Chen Chen is a nominal boyfriend and girlfriend, and in the class, he has an unclear relationship with several girls, and in addition, he also has a lot of thought about Su Ruilin.

Outside of school, the relationship with Sister Le is extraordinary, and just two days ago, you helped her extinguish the Double Gun Club. Oh yes, I forgot to mention that your relationship with the Heroes Club of Zhang City is not ordinary......"

"You investigate me?" Liu hurriedly pointed at Angel and said angrily.

"No, we Sparrows are omniscient organizations. This information is only scratching the surface. Angel said lightly, not taking his words seriously at all.

"Fur? I'm rubbing, so you have more detailed information on your hands? Liu hurriedly asked.

Angel nodded, "It's natural. ”

"Tell me, I want to see it, how detailed can I be?"

"I peed my pants at the age of three, I started using inflatable dolls at the age of fourteen, and I started to speculate at the age of fifteen. Sixteen years old began to masturbate ......"

"Nima, these are all non-existent things. Lao Tzu is a righteous gentleman who regards discipline as his life, unlike some airports that like to spread rumors and make trouble! "Liu Xian is sweating, fortunately there is no one next to him, otherwise, he will not be able to reveal his true form.

"How's that, there's something more detailed, for example, how many times a day do you, when do you, what posture do you like to use......"

"Enough!"

"Angry?"

"Nope"

"It's fake!"

"Fake your sister, say it quickly, before Lao Tzu has no regrets."

So, Angel told the intention of this time.

Wu Zhongren, a general of a certain military region, is a native of Zhangshi. This time I came to Zhangshi Province to worship my ancestors, secondly, to scatter my heart, and thirdly, to rectify the unhealthy tendencies of the local army.

When he heard this, Liu Xian thought that he was letting himself be a bodyguard to protect that Wu Zhongren. However, the facts proved that he was wrong.

This Wu Zhongren has a daughter named Wu Xiuna, who is an annoying troublemaker. When he heard that his father was going back to his hometown, he used seventy-two means to follow.

Since this Wu Xiuna is in her second year of high school, Wu Zhongren doesn't want her grades to fall, but she can't say that she can't move her baby daughter. In addition, this Wu Zhongren's special identity is staring at many foreign secret service organizations. Therefore, Wu Xiuna's safety was put on the agenda.

If it's just a safety issue, then it's easy to say, the key is that she has to tutor her, and besides, that Wu Xiuna's requirements are very special, she must be a handsome guy with a high-end atmosphere!

According to this standard, I searched and searched in the sparrow, but I really couldn't find a qualified candidate, and more importantly, the members of the sparrow took the initiative to resign after seeing Wu Xiuna's information.

Wu Xiuna, female, 18 years old! When I was in the first grade of elementary school, I made the head teacher cry eighteen times. When I was in second grade, my boyfriend was all over the school, up to sixth grade and down to first grade. It can be said that every day the ass is followed by a group of boyfriends. When I was in the third grade, I had become the eldest sister of the ten elementary schools in the surrounding area, and even the teachers at the school had to avoid walking when they saw it.

When I was in the fourth grade, I had already begun to wear lace and bras, a picture of an adult. When I was in the fifth grade, I saw a groping pig hand on the bus, kicking people's eggs alive.

When I was in the sixth grade, I started my own club.

In the first year of junior high school, protection money has already begun to be collected.

When I was in the second year of junior high school, I changed ten boyfriends a day, and the types were diverse, fascinating those people to death.

……

"Stop, do you mean to let me take on this heavy responsibility, first, to protect this Wu Xiuna, and second, to help her with her homework?" Liu Xian was surprised. Interesting, this Wu Xiuna is a little interesting, so much so that she has a little taste for herself, but I don't know what she looks like, whether it's also an airport?

"That's right."

"How do you get paid?"

"You still want to be paid?"

"I'll wipe it, you mean to let Lao Tzu do it for nothing, let me tell you, don't say it's you, even if the old ruffian comes, Lao Tzu will have to be paid, didn't you check Lao Tzu's information, tell you, when Lao Tzu washed the old ruffian's underwear, it was 100,000 US dollars at a time!"

"How much do you want?"

"Not much, five million!"

"Impossible!"

"Six million!"

"I can only pay you five hundred!" Angel is colorful.

"What, five hundred? I'm rubbing, are you asking for food when you're Lao Tzu? ”

"It's up to you whether you do it or not, anyway, your master has a word first."

"You don't use him to press me, tell you, I'm not afraid of that old ruffian." Liu Xian said angrily.

"You're afraid!"

"I'm not afraid!"

"You're afraid ......"

"I-no-I'm afraid!"

"Not a penny paid, I'll let you know when the time comes." Angel smiled coldly, "Oh yes, your master asked me to tell you a word?" ”

"I don't listen."

"Tell that little rascal, if you can't complete this mission, then come back and wash Lao Tzu's underwear and socks for ten years!"

As soon as he heard this, Liu Xian immediately knew that this was the old ruffian's original words.

What a cheat!

When she returned to the pavilion, Mei Shuning was waiting for Liu to be busy.

"You've been soaking long enough, huh?" Mei Shuning said jokingly.

"It's so-so, the main thing is that we have the strength." Liu hurriedly patted his chest and said word by word.

"Strength? The strength to pee? Mei Shuning tried not to let herself laugh.

"Why, isn't this strength?"

"Yes, yes!"

At this moment, Liu's busy mobile phone rang.

Seeing that it was Zhang San calling, Liu was busy without saying a word, and hung up directly.

"Why don't you answer the phone?" Mei Shuning asked puzzled.

At this time, the phone rang again, Liu Xian didn't say a word, and hung up again.

"Is there something urgent, how can you do this?" Mei Shuning was a little anxious.

The phone rang again, and Liu Busy said angrily, "What's the matter, Lao Tzu is busy!" ”

Zhang San on the other end of the phone smiled, "That Brother Liu, the prince asked me to remind you, don't forget tomorrow's 100-day banquet, you are an important role." ”

"Not available!"

"What? Brother Liu, didn't we say yes before, why is this not free? Zhang San's little face suddenly turned white.

"Plans can't keep up with the change, I have an appointment on the fly."

"Huh? Appointment? No, this- what, Brother Liu, you can't push forward or backward? "Zhang San is going crazy, Watson handed over this matter to him, if it can't be done properly, I'm afraid that the time will come......

"No way!"

"Brother Liu, I beg you, you are my own grandfather, you just postpone this date, you say, what type do you like, I promise to satisfy you......"

“……”

Zhang San said a lot of good things, and Liu Xian relented, "At seven o'clock in the evening, I want to go to Taiping Mountain to watch the fireworks." ”

"Brother Liu, don't worry, this matter is on me." When Zhang San said this, Liu Busy had already hung up the phone.

"What do you see, gather people for me immediately, before half past six, you must rush to Taiping Mountain, bring enough fireworks...... What are you doing staring, who is fucking late, Lao Tzu chopped off his fingers......"

When Zhang San's junior brothers heard this, they immediately flew out like rockets.

The wind is big and small. Like a woman's temper, it's elusive.

On Taiping Mountain, Liu Xian chatted a lot with Mei Shuning.

Although Mei Shuning's professional level of education is quite high, and he has drunk foreign ink, he is extremely lonely in his heart, because he has never had a real friend.

She had great ambitions and could have stayed abroad, but for various reasons, she finally returned to her motherland and came to Zhangshi to devote herself to education.

"Hehe, actually, my fate is exactly the same as yours, and I don't have any real friends." After listening to Mei Shuning's words, Liu Xian said comfortingly.

"Hehe, don't comfort me." Mei Shuning shook her head and said.

"No, I'm telling the truth."

A gust of wind blew, a little cold, and it was only at this time that Mei Shuning began to notice that it was already very late, and when she looked at her watch, it was nearly seven o'clock.

"Anyway, thank you for spending this birthday with me today." Mei Shuning stared at Liu Xian and said gratefully.

"Oops, how did I forget, it's your birthday." Liu Xian said in surprise.

After listening to this, Mei Shuning felt an indescribable sourness in her heart, but she was already very satisfied.

"Wait, it's not seven o'clock yet." Liu hurriedly took Mei Shuning's hand and said.

"What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, it's your birthday today, let's go down the mountain at seven o'clock."

"Why is it seven o'clock, can't it be now?"

"No, anyway, I've got to give you a birthday present, right?"

"Birthday present?" Mei Shuning blinked, "Forget it, let's go down the mountain." ”

At this time, the sky was already dim and dark, and then, with a gust of wind, the next second, countless fireworks appeared in the hazy night sky.

The surroundings of Taiping Mountain are full of flowers, illuminating the entire night sky into daylight.

This......

"It's so beautiful!"

Looking at this scene, Mei Shuning was suddenly moved to tears.

The dazzling fireworks are burning for me, this scene has only been seen in the movie, at that time, I was very envious of the heroine in the story, and even in countless night dreams, I have had similar dreams, in the dream, countless fireworks are burning for themselves, and the whole world is applauding and shouting for themselves.

That scene......

But I never thought that today, at this moment, would happen in reality, and it would happen to me.

Moved, a nameless move suddenly struck.

She cried, cried with happiness, this was the most satisfying and beautiful birthday gift she had ever received in her life.

It turns out that happiness comes so quickly and so unexpectedly.

Damn, this three is generous enough, there are so many fireworks, grandma's is really polluting the environment, but, it seems to be - she is very moved.

"This is what you prepared for me?" Mei Shuning wiped her tears and said.

"Hehe, you say yes, just forget it." Liu Xian smiled and said a little embarrassed.

In the next second, Mei Shuning pounced on Liu Busy and immediately hugged him tightly, very hard.

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