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After an afternoon of eating and drinking, Ling Yang had already drunk two catties of liquor, and under the watchful eye of the two old men, he did not dare to use his ability to decompose alcohol, and at this time his face was as red as dragon fruit, and he almost fell asleep on the kang.

The nine-fingered old man and the old man on crutches look like they are old in their old age, but they are very fierce when they drink, and the wine is dry. Although only a very small wine cup is used, one cup can only be filled with three coins of liquor, but I can't bear to raise my glass frequently, drinking ten is three taels, and one hundred is three catties of strong liquor.

Ling Yang drank sixty or seventy in a row, and finally he was overwhelmed, sat on the kang and shook it, and said to the nine fingers with a big tongue: "I just wonder, Sihaitang is a beggar gang to put it bluntly, and your old man is the head of the whole world who asks for food, just like Hong Qigong in the legend of the Condor Heroes!" Why do you want to dress up as a bull-nosed old man, live in a monk's temple, and enshrine a headless statue in a cult......"

Lao Dao also drank red head and swollen face, picked up a fried peanut, and tasted the taste: "Buddha is the Tao, theft is also the Tao, everything in the world can't be separated from the word 'Tao'!" This Tao is not the Tao of the Taoist, nor the Tao of the Tao, but the Tao of the Tao. Whether it is a beggar, a prostitute, an emperor, a pawn, or even a snake, an insect, a feather, or a scale, they are all in the reincarnation of the truth, and what are you and I divided into each other! ”

"Brother Jiu is right!" The old man on crutches happily raised his glass and drank it all: "Brother Jiu said it happily, when you float a big white!" ”

Nine fingers waved his hand modestly again and again, accompanied the old man for a drink, and his face was not without pride: "It's just an occasional feeling, the seventh brother Hugh wants to make fun of it!" ”

The name of the old man on crutches is Liao Qi'er, who is the patriarch of the Sihai Hall of the Vital Gate, and "Qi'er" takes the homonym of "beggar", implying his own identity as a hall.

Ling Yang saw that Jiuzhi and Liao Qi'er were talking to Zou Zou, full of ancient style, and couldn't help pouting: "You two old men, it's just a matter of touting each other and making progress together, you have to put on a chivalrous demeanor of a master of ancient rivers and lakes, thanks to the fact that I am still sober at this time, if I am drunk, I think I have crossed over!" ”

Although Nine Fingers was accustomed to Ling Yang's bastard style, he was still teased by Ling Yang and said angrily, "What does it mean to praise each other and make progress together?" We are sympathetic to each other, don't jump to conclusions if you don't understand...... Also, Lao Tzu has lived for such an age, eaten decades of salt and rice more than you, accumulated a belly of ancient rhyme, and spoke with a bit of poetry and rhythm, what's not to do? ”

Ling Yang pouted again and again: "I'll chant a song song for your old man, if you can annotate it carefully, I will admit that you are a literati and ink artist full of wealth, and don't laugh at ...... anymore."

"! ! Nine fingers roared again and again, interrupting Ling Yang's words: "You read! You read! ”

Ling Yang picked up the wine glass, held his head high, made the appearance of a migrant, shook his head and said: "Ten years of life and death, two boundless ......"

This time, even Liao Qi'er couldn't help laughing: "Little brother, aren't you reading Su Taishou's "Jiangchengzi"? The implication is that this word is too popular, and Ling Yang dares to use this word to pretend to be a cultural person, which is simply self-inflicted.

"No, no!" Ling Yang pressed down with his hands in the void, signaled Liao Qi'er not to say much, his face was colorful, and he said sonorously word by word: "Ten years of life and death, pleasant goat, gray wolf." Shuk Beta, the blue cat talks bleakly. Even if you don't know each other, Saint Seiya, Monkey King! ”

Jiuzhi and Liao Qi'er were stunned for a moment, Ling Yang paused, and saw that the two old guys looked like they had seen ghosts, so they continued to read triumphantly: "The old man talks about juvenile madness, cures kidney deficiency, and does not contain sugar." Brocade hat mink fur, laundry with a strong force. In order to repay the city with Taishou, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang! ”

Nine Fingers was already completely stunned, the green tendons of the hand holding the wine glass were exposed, and he couldn't help trembling, he resisted the urge to kill, and listened to Ling Yang say angrily: "Come back to your hometown at night, learn to cook, New Oriental, wash and wash healthier." Ask which excavator is strong, go to Shandong, find Lanxiang! ”

As soon as the words fell, Ling Yang picked up the wine glass in front of him, poured himself three glasses in a row, and then he still couldn't finish his words: "Good poems, good words, it's really intoxicating and drunk, and the aftertaste is endless!" ”

Liao Qi'er is a well-known peacemaker in Sihaitang, and he is the most able to forbear, but at this time, he was also trembling with anger from Ling Yang: "You ...... You ...... Ancestors of the important sect generations, you have spirits in the sky, take this bastard away quickly, don't let him be angry with me anymore......"

Nine Fingers' face was pale, but he finally let out a long sigh of sorrow: "Little cub, count me as an old man, don't be angry with me anymore......"

Ling Yang saw that the nine-fingered old Taoist was soft, and it was not easy to fall into the well, so he smiled dryly: "Okay...... Can we get down to business now? ”

Nine Fingers had been completely subdued by Ling Yang, and said dejectedly: "You are the successor chosen by Sister Na, that is, the new master of our old guys, as long as you have an opening, we will all obey our fate." ”

There are words in the words of the Nine Fingers, and the implication is that he does not admire Ling Yang's personality, but because Ihana has passed down the head talisman, he has to accept Ling Yang's expulsion.

Ling Yang couldn't hear the meaning of the Nine Fingers, his self-esteem was hit hard, and he snorted coldly: "I know what you have in mind, first make a false and wronged snake, pretend to treat me as a key person, and then disobey the yang and yin, and find an opportunity to put me together, am I right?" ”

Nine Fingers nodded very boldly, "You're right......"

Ling Yang didn't feel the slightest surprise, but laughed heartily. Smiling and smiling, the corners of Ling Yang's raised mouth began to solidify, and then slowly sank, and finally completely cooled down: "I know you look down on me!" ”

Ling Yang's gaze turned to Liao Qi'er: "Although you have always been kind to me, I can still feel how much contempt and disdain you have for me in your heart!" ”

After all, Liao Qi'er was not as detached as Nine Fingers, and hurriedly explained: "I didn't mean that......"

Ling Yang suddenly slapped the table hard, and the wine in the flask that was knocked down flowed: "I understand what you mean, I don't want the important door to be famous all over the world to fall into the hands of a waste wood like me." Do you really think that I am just a piece of waste who only knows how to play tricks and scheming, and hides in the shadows all day to set evil fires? ”

Ling Yang suddenly stretched out his palm, and a blue flame burst out of his palm, then wrapped his entire arm, and finally spread to his whole body, only his eyes emerged from the flames, radiating a dignified essence: "Since you don't obey me, I will fight until you obey!" ”