Chapter Twenty-Three: Five Million

"Hey, hey, hey!" Li Qiang ran out of the kitchen, pointed inside and shouted to the two people outside, "There are ghosts inside." ”

At the moment when Li Qiang rushed out, Sun Yuan jumped up, took out a pistol and pointed it at the kitchen. At this time, a team of small paper figures came out of the kitchen in a line, with dinner plates and chopsticks on their heads, and walked to the coffee table under two pairs of widening eyes, cooperating with each other to arrange the food neatly.

After everything was in order, the paper people bowed to Ling Xiao three times and went back.

This time, Ling Xiao said: "There are guests at home, you go and prepare breakfast for two people." ”

The paper man said goodbye and returned to the kitchen.

Watching the paper people walk under his feet, Li Qiang motioned for Sun Yuan to take the gun back, and said to Ling Xiao with a smile: "What is that, it really scared me to death just now in it." ”

"It's just a few paper wrestlers, and it's not of much use to do some housework."

Li Qiang was about to continue asking, but Sun Yuan's mobile phone rang again.

"What did Li Qiang do with this kid? He actually hung up on me, didn't he want to do it? ”

Sun Yuan also ran into the kitchen, faced a group of paper figures making omelettes, and replied: "There was indeed an emergency just now, even I was taken aback, now it's okay, what instructions do you have, Director." ”

"Just now I only said half of what I said, the second thing is that according to my latest intelligence, a destroyer in the United States disappeared in the waters south of Japan, and the time was in the time period when Ling Xiao went to Japan, you ask him if he knows the whereabouts of that destroyer, which is the most advanced York missile destroyer in the world, and it is equipped with a laser cannon with actual combat capabilities, if we can get it, it will make our national defense forces take a big step forward."

Hearing this task, Sun Yuan's energy came, compared with tracking and listening to the wall, this is the job that an A-class agent should do.

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

Sun Yuan came out of the kitchen, and Ling Xiaozheng laughed: "You can worship it for the ghost, but you shouldn't worship it, the more you worship it, the heavier your anger becomes, so if the Yasukuni Shrine puts a good god and doesn't worship it, worship ghosts?" It's really a brain disease. You see that I don't have a paper wrestler, and it's also made of ghosts, so obedient"

Li Qiang crawled along the pole and said: "When I was in the kitchen just now, I was scared by your paper wrestler's soul and flew, but seeing that Mr. is so obedient, how about giving me one, I don't have a wife, the family is really sloppy and can't read, and I can't eat when I'm often busy." ”

Could it be that when he met someone who spoke well, Ling Xiao said generously: "Okay, they will deliver food in a while, you pick up a big one and catch it, remember to apply duck blood to it when its eyes are bloody, this one will be no problem for three or five years." ”

Li Qiang didn't expect such a magical thing to come over with his mouth easily, it was simply a victory in the first battle and a meritorious service.

At this time, Sun Yuan had already come out, and he was quite unconvinced when he saw Li Qiang asking for a paper person, and he asked Ling Xiao: "When Mr. Ling went to Japan yesterday, did he see a destroyer from the United States?" ”

The paper wrestlers had already made two breakfasts, and they were busy putting the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and Li Qiang was really there to pick and choose left and right and ready to catch one by one.

"I've seen a lot of boats, how do I know which one is from the rice country in your mouth," Seeing that the things had been served, Ling Xiao ate first.

"It's a ship with the Stars and Stripes on board, and the outline looks like this." Sun Yuan found a pen and paper, and in a few clicks, he drew the appearance of the missing destroyer in the United States.

"That's it," Li Qiang next to him had already selected, and said to a paper wrestler who seemed to be the strongest.

Ling Xiao pointed that the paper wrestler did not follow the other paper people back to the kitchen, but stood at Li Qiang's feet and bowed to him three times, which was regarded as a confession, Li Qiang used his fingers to push the paper man back and forth, and the paper man was very obedient and Li Qiang fiddled with it. Ling Xiao took Sun Yuan's painting at this time, and recognized the battleship sketched on it at a glance, "You are talking about this ship, which I cut into two pieces and sank into the sea." ”

"Ah...... Sunk? ”

"Well, it's sinking, at that time, this ship hit me the hardest, and I was so angry that I slashed it with a sword, and it broke."

Sun Yuan asked anxiously, "Then where did it sink?" ”

Ling Xiao said, "Why should I tell you? I'll not say it unless you give me some money. ”

"Huh? Do you want money? Sun Yuan looked at Li Qiang, this guy has already begun to instruct the paper man to massage himself, it seems that this little thing Ling Xiao confiscated the money, and opened his mouth to give it.

Ling Xiao also saw Sun Yuan's thoughts, he said: "That thing is too simple, a piece of paper, a few drops of blood can be made, it's really not worth a few dollars, so I'll give it to you to play." But that battleship is so big, and there are many things in it that I don't even know, so it must be extremely precious, and it just so happens that I am in dire need of money lately, so if you want it, make an offer. ”

After last night's incident, Ling Xiao didn't dare to underestimate mortals anymore, and the endless variety of strange weapons made him quite jealous. Now all he can rely on is the power of faith, and if he frequently displays his spells to blatantly accept believers, it is likely that people will guess his weaknesses and restrain them. So he decided to take Yue Qian's suggestion to find another way, now that mortal information is spreading so fast, as long as he can appear frequently on TV and on the Internet, he can also keep containing the power of faith, and in doing so, mortals can't think of what their purpose is.

"Hahaha, this way to accommodate the power of faith, this god can be regarded as a precedent, just ask this god to work for mortals to play a supporting role, this god can never do, if you want to do it, you will be a big shopkeeper, and if you want to act, you will play the leading role, but this mortal world needs money everywhere, and this god just has no money, I didn't expect someone to come to the door to send money when I was worried about money. Do you think that you whispered with that thing called a mobile phone, and God didn't hear it? The sword of this god has been sharpened and slaughtered! ”

Ling Xiao was ready to rip off the bamboo, but Sun Yuan was extremely aggrieved: The paper figure is simple and worthless? A piece of paper, a few drops of blood to be a slave who does not eat, drink and does not need maintenance, what is the cost performance? Once this process is studied, this human race directly into the communist society, everyone can be a rice worm at home, this is a treasure that cannot be measured by value, you say to send, not only send but also pick at will. The destroyer I want is like a toy compared to this thing, and I only need a coordinate, and you actually ask me for money for this little request, what kind of strange values is this?

The most important thing is that Li Qiang got the paper man, and he didn't spend a penny, if he spent money on the destroyer, wouldn't he be compared to an F-class agent, how can I look up and see people in the bureau in the future.

So Sun Yuan said earnestly: "Ling Xiao, the country is not easy now, although the annual DGP is very high, but it is very little to share on everyone's head, the country has the difficulties of the country, the population is large, and money is needed everywhere." As an adult with intact hands and feet, you should not forget the country's nurturing grace to you, think about kindergarten children, think about the first grade elementary school students, will they ask the state for money at this time? No, they won't ask for it, and not only will they not ask for a penny from the state, but they will also take the initiative to hand over what they have picked up to the state, which is what a citizen of a country should do...... Hmmm......"

Li Qiang, who was testing the burden of the paper man, heard what Sun Yuan said, and shut his mouth: "Equivalent exchange is the most universal value, how much Mr. Ling knows is worth, we have to pay how much, even the state can't force it to buy and sell, we as state servants will never discredit the country, Mr. Ling, please say, how much you need, we will definitely pay according to the price." ”

Ling Xiao looked at the two of them and said: "I didn't understand what you said about DGP and kindergarten, but I understand what Li Qiang meant, I like a cheerful person like you, as for how much I offer?" Let me ask first. ”

Of course, Ling Xiao didn't know how much money a ship should sell, and he was afraid that he would lose money if it was lower.

So he picked up his mobile phone and dialed Yue Qian's number.

"You know, the beautician here said that my skin is so good that it doesn't need care at all. Am I that easy to deceive? They just see that I am winning the lottery for free, so they want to fool me into doing a few less to save costs, of course my sister knows that my sister has good skin, but I am still very tough and ask them to take a set of care packages, this kind of cheap thing next time I don't know when and where......"

Yue Qian was obviously in a very good mood, and she opened the conversation box and talked alone for ten minutes before she remembered to ask Ling Xiao what was the matter.

"It's not a big deal, it's just to ask you how much a York-class missile destroyer is worth?"

Yue Qian replied, "How would I know? Maybe 10 million, right? What is this for, you ask? Yue Qian, who didn't know anything about military affairs, said a number randomly, of course she wouldn't realize that Ling Xiao was really trading a destroyer.

"It's nothing, you're busy." Ending the call, Ling Xiao said to Sun Yuan and Li Qiang, who were secretly happy when they heard Yue Qian's offer: "You have also heard 10 million, of course, the ship has been cut into two sections by me, and this price is also cut at the waist, 5 million, what do you think." ”

"Deal!" Sun Yuan stretched out Li Qiang's hand and immediately replied, the intelligence of selling a sunken York missile destroyer for 5 million is simply the same as picking it up on the side of the road.

"I'm talking about 5 million taels of silver, don't fool me with your paper coins, which are not as practical as the paper wrestlers I painted."

“…… Silver! ”

"I didn't say that asking for gold is already very face-saving for you."