Chapter 154
An office in the Heavenly Court of the Zhaowen Academy also quickly completed the second round of voting. The result of the vote should be a good thing for Zhang Jiujiu. Because finally more than half of them think that Zhang Jiujiu should be punished lightly. It belongs to the warning category.
Then everyone started talking about how to do it. The plan is decided by them, but the specific implementation is the gods of the Metropolitan Criminal Court. Therefore, the problem of implementation difficulty is completely out of consideration. There are even a few propositions that not only to punish Zhang Jiujiu, but also to embarrass the immortals of the Metropolitan Criminal Court.
They all work together in the same heavenly court, and it is inevitable that they will sometimes come into contact with each other, and they have been hundreds of thousands of years, and who has not had a grudge or grievance. It is reasonable for God to want to declare personal vendettas.
So, after some intense discussion, a strange punishment was born: teasing Zhang Jiujiu for a long time must not cause physical or mental harm. Seeing this result, they all laughed themselves.
"Now the results of the vote are in. The voting was carried out by everyone's approval, and it was also the result of the unanimous understanding of most of the gods. Do you still have any objections? If not, I'll submit it to the Office of Routine Affairs for approval. The middle-aged cadre shook his head as he spoke.
The gods heard: "The "Resolution of the 3762nd Resolution of the Mortal Network Revision Guidance Group of the Mortal Yellow Emperor Chronicle 4713" has been sent to the Emergency Affairs Section of the Daily Affairs Office of the Zhaowen Academy, please wait for the approval!" ”
After a while, I heard "Your ...... The resolution has been forwarded to the Daily Affairs Office of Zhaowen Institute, please wait for the approval! ”
In this way, their "Resolution" was forwarded four times before they heard: "The "Resolution of the Ordinary Yellow Emperor Chronicle of the Mortal World in the Year 4713 of the Yellow Emperor in the Mortal World" submitted by you has been approved and will be transferred to the Metropolitan Criminal Court for execution. ”
Soon after, the Metropolitan Criminal Court received the content of the resolution. Their noses are crooked. What is this punishment called? Where is this punishing Zhang Jiujiu, this is clearly regulating the Metropolitan Criminal Court!
When the resolution was sent to the permanent members of the board of directors of Tianting, it was not all smooth sailing. They also went through some discussions. However, in the end, under the advocacy of a few old urchins, the resolution was still passed.
"Which of you volunteered to take on this task? It's a bit ridiculous, but the reward is not low. Everyone carry forward the spirit of not being afraid of hardship or tiredness, ah. It is necessary to take the initiative to attack and to deliberately forge ahead. You can't pick and choose fat and thin, can you? "The appointed department leader has a good word.
"What a chore this is! Is this the god of healing? A little god complained, which immediately caused a chain reaction.
"Who does this Zhaowen Academy have a grudge with? So many existing methods are not used, and I have thought of such a bad idea! "God follows the trend.
"None of the gods up there understand things? It's like we've made something wrong. Some gods are dissatisfied.
"Shhh The above has its own considerations. "Leadership is leadership, this awareness, at least on the surface, is still very good.
"Boss, can we send it back and let the Zhaowen Academy gang reformulate it?" A fairy, who looked a little more sedate, asked.
"This is approved by the board of directors, how can it be so easy to change. This must be the people of Zhaowen Institute taking revenge on us! Boss, did we win the Zhaowen Academy in the last Keju competition, and they hold a grudge? "An immortal remembered some clues.
"Just the scholars of the Zhaowen Academy, one by one, they are girly, why hasn't that department brushed them? was able to be killed by us in the quarterfinals, completely because other departments didn't dare to offend them and deliberately released water! I'm embarrassed to hold a grudge against us! There are also immortals who have a different view.
"It's just their strength, if they can make it to the finals, will there be fairies to play in the future? I said dung balls, is it a matter of flower fairies, you stole the love token that other peacocks gave to flower fairies last time. A young fairy said with a smile.
"Who stole it? I just transferred. He couldn't find it himself, okay! The little fairy known as "Dung Ball" retorted. In fact, he is not ugly or smelly, on the contrary, he looks quite white and delicate.
It's just that before he became an immortal, he had a private meeting with the young lady of the rich man's family, and after the incident, he was forced by the rich man to work as a dung digger for several years. This became a joke in the future. Even if he became an immortal, he was often ridiculed by other gods for this matter. He himself is not white. Over time, "Dung Ball" became his nickname, and his real name "Ge Zhuang" was forgotten.
"Dung Ball" had some friendship with the flower fairy when he was in the mortal world. "Dung balls" are very good at making flowers and plants. At that time, the flower fairy was just a mischievous little flower essence.
After Ge Zhuang was forced to work as a dung digger, he was covered in stinking, and few people talked to him, let alone any friends. Little Flower Essence likes the smell of him very much. As for the reason, hehe, good flowers need good fat......
The little flower essence pretended to be sick, and instead of an iron tree, it "grew" in a flower pot. When Ge Zhuang saw it, he took care of it carefully every day, watering and fertilizing, pulling weeds and loosening the soil, meticulously.
Xiaohuajing was moved by Ge Zhuang's carefulness, and even secretly agreed. However, Ge Zhuang is just an ordinary man. How can the little flower essence violate the rules of heaven and reveal its true body? can only accompany Ge Zhuang silently.
Not long after, Ge Zhuang became an immortal under the guidance of a god, and he went to heaven. It wasn't until his spells improved that he knew that when he was in the mortal world, he still had a little flower spirit with him at all times.
Later, there was the current flower fairy. However, there are too many suitors of the flower fairies, and they have very little time to meet. Ge Zhuang didn't have a good impression of the bees, butterflies, or anything around the flower fairy.
The last time he went to see the flower fairy, he happened to run into the peacock god pestering the flower fairy. He took advantage of the unpreparedness of the peacock god and used a spell to hide the gift he brought.
The peacock god searched for a long time but couldn't find it. That's a good thing he did to get his hands on. Originally, it was used to curry favor with the flower fairy, but now it was completely destroyed by Ge Zhuang. However, he didn't have any evidence, so he had to say a few cruel words and leave stupidly. It is also possible to say that he holds a grudge.
"Sue me, what kind of spell did you use, and he couldn't see through it in front of you?" The little fairy who was still teasing him before was smiling at this moment.
"Two pots of elixir, I'll sue you. A pot of jade liquid is also made. Ge Zhuang started the autumn wind.
"I have a great holy urine here, do you want it?" Fighting to defeat the Buddha has become the consensus of the heavenly court. The name of the Great Sage has become the "wolf" in the mouths of the immortals. No one wants to provoke.
"If you dare to broadcast this sentence, I will sue you too. How, dare? "The dung ball gave him a set.
"Why don't you say it. The Great Sage can't kill you with a stick. ”
"Alright, okay, you two don't bicker. Just the two of you are the youngest, carry forward your style and take the task. The leader asked them directly. In this department, however, assignments are voluntary. No one can be forced, and they are all lured by corresponding interests.
"You've got it. Boss, you cheated our brothers and sons last time, and you haven't settled accounts with you yet. Still coming? Ge Zhuang waved his hand again and again.
"It's just that you can't dig a pit, that's a pit!" The two of them usually like to fight or something. But it's really a best friend. It's also the best partner when it comes to receiving quests.
Ge Zhuang's mana is high, and he is a famous teacher. The partner's name is Wei Xiaohu, he has a good brain, and he is a ghost. The combat effectiveness of the two is far greater than the concept of one plus one. Together, they did a lot of tasks. Although the strength of the Metropolitan Criminal Court is not ranked, the number of tasks completed is one of the best. It's the star of the department.
"You really can't rely on me for what happened last time. When the task is sent, the information is also shown to you. Who knew that the news from the cave god hall was also missing? I promised you to make it back to you later. I won't break my word. So this time...... You ......" said that the leaders behind him also stammered and stammered.
"Don't go, don't go, say nothing and don't go. You look at this task. Is this something God can accomplish? Wei Xiaohu's head shook like a rattle.
"Boss, we really don't dare to take this job. With each specific measure, whether it is grasping or cracking, it is easy to do. Our brothers and sons have nothing to complain about, so we will take it. Do you look at this task, teasing? What's the joke? Ge Zhuang also waved his hand and said.
"It can't hurt the body yet, and it can't affect the spirit yet. Who has such a high means? Whoever makes the move, you can go to whom. My brother and son can't do it. "Wei Xiaohu Lori is a lot of long-winded, but she doesn't take the job.
"Who said you both went. This is a one-soldier mission, and only one reward is given. The leader added.
He didn't say that it was okay, but after saying that, the two immortals turned around and ran away. Jokes, let both of them go, let alone let only one fairy go.
"Hey, I said don't go. It's negotiable...... These two, the legs are still running really fast. Alas! The leader looked down at the task again, and sighed heavily, he didn't want to go out himself!
"Come, come, come. Since no God wants to take on this task. I decided to allocate a portion of the department's expenses as the implementation of this mission. With that, the leader swept the faces of the gods with an inquiring look.
But the results still disappointed him. No god is willing to take on this "five nos" task with no beginning, no end, no quantity, no time and no measures.
"Okay, let's switch to the drawing mode and decide the chosen choice to carry out the task."