The three of them just look at me and I look at you, staring dryly, thinking for a long time, but still having no clue, and finally Li Hao simply felt a horizontal in his heart, and said loudly: "Let's just follow the bloody plot at eight o'clock." ”

"Lao Li, what do you think?" Ah San asked with a glare.

"My idea is that since we are a bloody plot, we can't be too popular, we have to do something novel......" deliberately paused, deliberately aroused Ah San's interest, Li Haocai continued: "Let's write an eight-o'clock martial arts plot." ”

"Go on."

"First of all, our male protagonist appeared, a descendant born to a hero, inherited extraordinary martial arts, and met our heroine during a walk on the side of the mountain, so everyone from any big family can show off. Then,Randomly set up a passer-by A cannon fodder B to be a robber.,To pick flowers our heroine.,Our male protagonist sees,How can you let go of the flower thief.,After a punch and kick.,Handsome threw the flower thief into the pigsty.,And then the female owner got acquainted.,And then a good story came......"

"Stop, stop, stop......" Ah San suddenly jumped up, pointed at Li Hao's nose and shouted: "What's the difference between you and the eight-o'clock dog blood drama, it's just that this kind of dog blood is put on the clothes of martial arts, and it hasn't changed in essence." ”

"Then change to another ......" Li Hao thought for a long time, and then thought of another one.

"The male protagonist is still suave, strong in martial arts, and a decisive battle is set at the beginning, which is Huashan on the sword, the kind of fateful duel, and finally the male protagonist is poisoned by the villain.,The poison is up to you.,I'm set the kind of seven-step Hehuan scattered strong aphrodisiac.,That is, after people are poisoned, take seven steps, you will be burned with lust, and if there is no woman to solve the desire, you will hang up......" Li Hao's mood suddenly became high-pitched, and he suddenly stood up, and continued loudly: "At this time, our heroine appeared, The male protagonist saw the beautiful female protagonist, and was swallowed up by lust for a while, and pushed the female protagonist to the ...... Then, after a snap, the male protagonist came back to his senses, the female protagonist was ashamed, and wanted to kill the male protagonist on the spot, the male protagonist and the female protagonist were in a fight, and the female protagonist couldn't help the male protagonist for a while, so she let the male protagonist escape...... "Li Hao didn't say any more, but looked at Ah San.

Ah San's face became strange, he stared at Li Hao strangely for a long time, showing a strange smile, with a hint of obscenity in Li Hao's eyes. He smiled and said, "Well, the hero sees the same thing!" That's it.,It's just.,When you write, you must write the plot of the male and female protagonists in a little more detail......"

"This is a must." Li Hao and Ah San looked at each other and smiled, feeling like a bosom friend, and reached a consensus.

When Lin Qing heard this, his face was also slightly red, and he took a sip: "Two perverts......"

No matter how thick-skinned Ah San was, when Lin Qing said this, his face turned red, and he immediately pretended to be righteous and awe-inspiring, coughed, and said loudly.

"This plot, there are too many shots for children, cut it, change it."

"Damn, wallgrass!!" Li Hao complained, and was very angry at Ah San's unrighteous behavior of falling down when he saw the situation.

Soon, Li Hao thought of another idea, but how bloody he looked at this plot.

"Our heroine appears first, she must be a beauty, Ah San, you said that in ancient times, that kind of profession produced a beauty?" Li Hao asked Ah San.

Ah San thought for a long time, but just said two words lightly.

"Brothel."

"......" Li Hao's face was bitter, and he secretly wondered how to put up such a boss. Li Hao coughed dryly and continued: "No matter what profession she has, she must be a beauty, and she must be a woman from a good family, and the following is the heroine's ......."

Li Hao thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know how to wear it...... This can't be written according to your own taste, you must write it according to the public, what does the public like the heroine to wear? Li Hao has stayed in Fengyue Place, and there are many clothing services in it, commonly known as "cosplay", which is to let the princesses wear different costumes to arouse the interest of male customers. Li Hao has seen a lot of male customers with special interests, many of them like flight attendant uniforms, teacher uniforms, professional clothes, swimsuits, school uniforms, nurse uniforms (these quirks are blamed on some Japanese films!!). We must resolutely put an end to it! But considering that it was ancient, how could there be these costumes.

After racking his brains, Li Hao finally settled on the heroine's costume: cheongsam! The kind of cheongsam with a tight waist and a skirt forked to the root of the thigh, the heroine's eyes are bright and bright, and her eyes are like Liu Zhuang, like a fairy from the Nine Heavens...... Well, that's been said. Anyway, it's the standard dream lover kind.

Next, the male protagonist appeared.

The male protagonist can't be as suave and suave as the previous plots, and his posture is myriad. This time, I have to change my personality. The female protagonist is the lover of her dreams, so the male protagonist ...... It's a standard short and poor frustration, the kind that is very humble and obscene, and laughs "hey, hey, hey", and it's a villain...... In this regard, Li Hao has studied it before, and now people are not interested in a talented and beautiful couple. ...... they're interested in

It's a counterattack!

The little people counterattacked the eldest princess, the working boy counterattacked the daughter of the wealthy family, and the short and poor counterattacked Bai Fumei, this is the current taste.

Li Hao was deeply helpless about this, and the taste was really heavy......

The following plot: In a mountain trail with a dark night and high wind, it is very remote, our beautiful heroine quietly walked in the path, with a frightened face, suddenly, a gust of wind blew, a figure flashed, and the heroine was knocked down, and then, the plot * came......

The male protagonist knocked down the female protagonist, and in the male protagonist's slightly obscene laughter, the female protagonist exclaimed weakly.

"Who are you and what do you want to do to me!!"

"......" The male protagonist was silent for a while, sighed, and then said helplessly: "What a speechless dialogue, what do you see I'm doing, of course I'm robbed." ”

"You call this robbery?? If you were in this tone, you wouldn't have to do it. The heroine looked disdainful.

This time, the male protagonist quit: "Damn, this you * mine!" The male protagonist suddenly glared at the male protagonist viciously, and changed his tone to a tougher tone.

"This is like words...... the heroine smiled slightly, and then her voice suddenly rose by thirty decibels: "Help!!! Help me!!! ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" The male protagonist smiled evilly, and continued to say slowly: "Call, call, if you cut your throat, no one will come to bird you." ”

The heroine was stunned for a while, and then began to scream: "Broken throat...... Broken throat...... Broken throat...... Broken throat ....... "Ten thousand broken throats are omitted below.

The male protagonist was anxious: "Stop, stop, stop!" Look at me! ”

Below, the most passionate action scene is coming! The male protagonist knocked down the female protagonist and put his hands on it. The heroine has closed her eyes.

After five minutes of putting their hands up and down...... The heroine slowly opened her eyes, and she didn't seem to feel the sound of her clothes tearing.

"Huh? Why don't you continue? The heroine was puzzled.

The male protagonist smiled embarrassedly, and his face was a little red: "What's that...... I'm the first time ...... I don't know where to untie your clothes, please, can you help me untie your clothes......"

This time, the heroine's face turned the color of pig liver, and she stood up with a plop, and scolded the male protagonist fiercely.

"Damn, you play with me, the color of the robber girl in the middle of the night, and now the gun is nailed to the head of the old lady, you tell me that you won't!! You're kidding me!! "The heroine is very angry, and the consequences are serious.

Just as Li Hao wanted to continue, Ah San had already interrupted him*: "Lao Li, what kind of bullshit plot are you thinking, robbing in the middle of the night, this fucking little virgin!" ”

Li Hao smiled: "This is just the beginning, otherwise how can you satisfy the public's short and poor frustration to counterattack Bai Fumei's YY?" ”

smiled mysteriously at Ah San: "What do you think of my plot?" ”

Ah San stared at Li Hao for a long time before sighing: "Although I don't know how your plot is, I know that if this plot is put on TV, it will be a gentleman's, and the TV will be turned off immediately, it is a pervert, and he will definitely raise his hand in protest when he sees it, and scold, "Damn, my pants are off, you just let me watch this?" ”

After drinking the boiled water in the cup in one go, Ah Sancai said: "Anyway, I have seen your script...... The most bloody plot in history......" Ah San added another sentence after "There is no one!" ”

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