Chapter 116: You Cheated on a Virgin
The bird shows sharp corners, the female shrinks her head high, and the iron teeth are unexpected, who hurts her own family!
The iron teeth on the zipper of the jeans caught the baby skin at the front of Long Fei's two heads, and he looked down at it, but there was nothing obvious leaking outside.
But the damn sting reminded him that he had to rearrange the intimacy between the bird's head and the zipper now, or he'd experience what it means to be a real eggache!
"Huh? What did you say? Long Fei only rolled his eyes. Now he is depressed and just wants to hit the wall! was so anxious that he couldn't even straighten his waist.
"I just want to see what you're peeing for? Who knew you would be so nervous! I don't mind at all, I really don't know what you're ashamed of? Alas! Beat the air! You can't hear it! ”
The woman looked at Long Fei and shook her head sadly. ・・・It was a very interesting person, but I didn't expect this ear to be bad! It's a pity!
"Don't you know the difference between men and women?" Long Fei stared at the woman beside him and asked loudly (he couldn't hear it, so he naturally didn't know how loud his voice was). He didn't know what she had just muttered?
"Is there a difference between men and women? You're so out! Now it's the 21st century, and there is still a national treasure like you! I look at you, you can't do without a piece of meat. Besides, maybe the colored action movies of those island countries saved in your mobile phone and computer are all on T, and you are still pretending to be innocent here! Despise you! ”
The woman's voice was very loud, but she almost didn't roar, and when she spoke, the amplitude of her mouth was also very large. Her idea was that even if Long Fei couldn't hear what she said, she could guess the meaning from the shape of her mouth.
Looking at the woman's eyes in front of him who despised him and her small cherry mouth, Long Fei was depressed and wanted to go crazy, she knew that he couldn't hear, and she deliberately talked to him, didn't she deliberately stimulate him? However, he still saw some meaning in the shape of her mouth...
"A national treasure? ・・・Island country action movie? ・・・Despise me? Long Feihu looked at the ghostly woman in front of him suspiciously and asked.
"Yes! You are really smart! The woman smiled and nodded vigorously at Long Fei, and gave him a thumbs up to show that he had answered correctly.
"Do you mean that there are national treasure-level island country action movies that are exciting? And then they despise me for not having seen it, don't you mean that? ”
Looking at the woman's big smiling eyes and her chick-pecking nodding motion, Long Fei was sure that the woman in front of him was teasing him! I just can't hear it, and I'm not a fool who shows off, are you really stupid?
"I've only heard of the kind of action movie you're talking about, but I haven't really seen it. Otherwise, one day when you're free, the two of us will watch that kind of action movie together. What do you think? Long Fei's eyebrows fluttered, as if he was looking forward to that moment.
After listening to his words, the woman glanced at the ejector on his crotch, shook her head, pointed to the keyhole on the iron door, and yelled at Long Fei, "Please! You'd better hurry up and open the door! ”
"Cut! Boring! The woman's unscrupulous eyes made Long Fei's face twitch involuntarily.
Long Fei was talked about by the woman and forgot about his baby being clipped, and he was very shocked, and he straightened his waist and walked up...
Hiss! Oh my darling! It hurts me!
Long Fei's face turned pale, and he instantly bowed his straight body, and walked to the iron gate with his legs between his legs...
Some of the water arrows from Long Fei's urine were shot into the lock cylinder, and after a burst of penetration just now, the urine stains on the door were almost dry, Long Fei no longer hesitated, and stabbed the key in his hand directly into the keyhole, twisting it clockwise...
"Click! "The sound of the key turning the lock cylinder sounded, followed by a piercing creak...
As soon as he saw that the iron door did not move, he twisted the key again, and the door still showed no sign of opening, what he didn't know was that the "creaking" sound on the door was now more than twice as loud as at the beginning, but unfortunately, this continuous sound Long Fei did not hear.
"Squeak..." Just when everyone was suffering from the squeak of their teeth, there was a sudden loud "boom" from the door...
The loud bang against the iron door only shocked everyone present, and their blood surged, and two injured people were also shocked out of nosebleeds.
The huge vibration from the door also startled Long Fei, he knew that something should have hit the door very hard just now, otherwise there would not have been such a big vibration.
The loud bang startled them all, and they all had a common opinion: there was a mechanism behind the door!
Thinking of this, they all turned their angry eyes on the middle-aged man...
"You have to believe me, I can swear by my unbudding daughter! There can be no mechanism behind this door. It's true! Because you can't go far ahead is the exit of the rockery, if there is a mechanism behind it, it is easy to fail in a dark and damp environment all year round. For this reason, when it was first designed, there was no mechanism behind it. ”
The middle-aged man saw that it caused public anger, so he had to tell the cause and effect.
Everyone present scoffed at his words! Listening to the voice, he is forty or fifty years old, but he still dares to say that his daughter has not budded? Did you cheat on a virgin?
"In that case! It's better for you to lead the way! If you're playing tricks, I'm sure we'll pull you on your back before we die. Hello do it yourself! The woman in the lead didn't believe what the man was saying! ・・・Dare to swear by your unbudding daughter, you can't think of it!
After the leading woman blocked the middle-aged man in the doorway, she was about to reach out and push the handle on the door...
"Let me do it! ・・・You're all standing back! After Long Fei blocked the leading woman's movements, he shouted behind him.
Long Fei held the doorknob with both hands and pushed it inward, but he didn't move! Push harder...
His face was red, his neck was thick, and he exerted his strength to feed, and with a "boom", he pushed the incomparably heavy iron door out of a finger-sized gap! ・・・! This door is also heavy! It seems that the only way to do this is with the help of high technology.
"Get out there, I'll blow this door open with a grenade." After speaking, Long Fei took a grenade from the waist of the leading woman.
After listening to Long Fei's words, several people immediately escorted the middle-aged man to retreat to the safe area, but only the leading woman was left behind...
"You... be careful!" After saying that, she laughed self-deprecatingly... Really, you can't hear me when I say it.
Long Fei, who lowered his head, was thinking about how to place the grenade, and after listening to her words of concern, he nodded: "Don't worry!" I'll be careful! You'd better get out of here! ”