Chapter 58: Blame Me?
"Do you think this robber has something wrong with his brain? After so much effort, this fool only snatched a dollar, and was wanted by the police, what do you say this thing is trying to do? Lin Miaoer leaned forward and leaned back, this is the funniest news she has ever seen in her life, and the most brain-dead robber.
"Didn't everyone say it, this robber is probably a psychopath, a mentally ill world, how can we normal people understand?" Yan Ruyu couldn't help but laugh, thinking that if she made this news into a movie, she would definitely laugh at many audiences.
"You're mentally ill, your whole family is mentally ill!" Ye Huan's old face was flushed, his eyes glared at the two girls unpleasantly, and he muttered in his heart. But thinking about what I did today, it's basically no different from being brain-dead.
At this time, a screenshot of the bank's surveillance video appeared on the TV, and the robber's clothing and body shape also appeared in the picture.
Seeing the robbers, Yan Ruyu and Lin Miaoer couldn't help but be stunned, and even Shen Wanjun couldn't help but stare at the TV.
As a result, the more the three girls looked at it, the more they felt that this robber was familiar, although the other party was wearing stockings on his head, and he couldn't see his appearance, but according to the robber's clothing and body shape, the three girls invariably thought of a person.
After a while, the three girls invariably shifted their eyes to Ye Huan, and couldn't help but look at him from top to bottom, and then compared him with the robber on TV, as a result, no matter the temperament or body type, even if it was the ** silk level clothing, it would make people feel that this robber and Ye Huan were the same person.
Seeing the three girls looking at him like a thief, Ye Huan only felt that his heart was empty, his eyes dodged left and right, and he didn't dare to look at them.
"Brother Huan, did you really rob the bank?" Lin Miaoer suddenly asked.
Ye Huan was so frightened that he didn't have time to deny it, but he heard Yan Ruyu continue: "I said why did your kid suddenly make a windfall a few days ago, it turns out that you really went to rob the bank." ”
Ye Huan was not calm at all, and hurriedly explained: "How is it possible, haven't you heard what the news said, this is what happened this afternoon, and I have a woolen relationship?" Besides, I'm not brain-dead, so why did I rob a bank for a dollar? ”
"But this robber really looks like you!" Lin Miaoer pointed to the robber on the TV, and looked at Ye Huan with suspicion on her face.
Ye Huan's heart suddenly burst out, and cold sweat broke out, the robber was him, not like he was not well-behaved!
It's just that when they robbed the bank, they obviously wore a pair of stockings on their heads, so they shouldn't have found out that the robber was themselves!
Even if you cover your handsome face, you can't hide your unique temperament?
Alas!
Sometimes a person's temperament is too good, and it is also a heavy burden!
But this kind of thing, I can't admit it no matter what, otherwise being regarded as a mental illness is a small thing, and if I am imprisoned, then the matter will be a big deal!
Seeing that Ye Huan was about to cry, Lin Miaoer laughed and said, "I'm teasing you, look at you." I don't know, I thought you were really this robber. ”
"It's like, although your brain is often convulsed, but I believe you, you are not brain-dead enough to do such a perverted thing. We were just kidding you, Ann. Yan Ruyu also laughed.
Ye Huan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, if these two little girls continued to doubt themselves, they really didn't know how to explain?
"Okay, it's not too early, you better rest early." Shen Wanjun said to the two girls, and turned off the TV after speaking.
Yan Ruyu and Lin Miaoer stretched their waists, and then went back to their respective rooms.
Ye Huan was about to go back to the room, but heard Shen Wanjun say, "What about your dirty clothes, bring them and I'll help you wash them tomorrow." ”
"Then it's going to trouble Sister Shen." Ye Huan thanked him, then went back to the room and took out all the clothes he had changed into and handed them to Shen Wanjun. All along, his clothes were washed with Shen Wanjun's help, otherwise how could Shen Wanjun be skilled and kind.
Back in the room, Ye Huan turned on the computer, took a look on the Internet, and found that the major headlines on the Internet were all news about the robbery of a certain bank.
The tragedy is that the robber was described as a brain-dead with a serious medical history, which caused a thousand waves for a while, attracting ridicule and abuse from countless netizens, and many people felt injustice for Wang Feng......
"The first floor of the crazy top of the mother's ......"
"Second floor SB."
"Top 2nd floor."
"Top 3rd floor."
"Top four floors."
"Whoever is downstairs is my son."
"Wang~~~"
"This stupid robber actually dared to grab Wang Feng's headlines, did he ever think about Wang Feng's feelings?"
"That is, he dominated the headlines for a dollar, indicating that Wang Feng had cried and fainted in the toilet."
“……”
Looking at the comments of netizens, Ye Huan felt very aggrieved.
Nima Wang Feng can't make headlines, blame me?
Out of sight and out of mind, coupled with sleepiness, Ye Huan was not in the mood to read those boring posts anymore, so he turned off the computer, took off his clothes, lay down on the bed, and fell asleep with his head covered.
"Bang Bang Bang !!"
At two o'clock in the morning, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Ye Huan opened his eyes in a daze, wondering in his heart, who was knocking on the door so late?
Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Ye Huan was wearing only a pair of red underwear printed with cartoon patterns, and went to open the door.
"Who?"
Approaching the door, Ye Huan instinctively asked.
"Check the water meter."
“……”
Ye Huan's feet paused, why did this sound so familiar?
I suddenly had a bad premonition in my heart!
In the middle of the night, why did you come to check the water meter, aren't you a cheat?
"Bang!"
Sure enough, before Ye Huan opened the door, the door was violently slammed open, and then more than a dozen people rushed in, and Ye Huan was instantly thrown to the ground like an arhat, and when Ye Huan reacted, he already had more than a deputy handcuff on his hands, and he was handcuffed by his backhand.
"Search!"
With the sound of a female voice, more than a dozen special police officers with loaded guns immediately took action, Yan Ruyu, Lin Miaoer, Su Xiaoshan, and Shen Wanjun were also awakened at the same time, and before they understood what was happening, they had already been taken to the living room by the police comrades and controlled together.
Ye Huan was restrained by two burly and powerful SWATS, and two of them held a gun to his head, as long as he dared to resist, he would be shot in the head in seconds.
At the same time, Ye Huan didn't need to ask to know what was going on, these policemen were obviously coming for him, for no other reason, just because he robbed the bank.
It's just that Ye Huan didn't expect that the efficiency of the police comrades is so fast now, and before he woke up, they had already killed him, and he really couldn't accept it!
But now that things have come to this point, Ye Huan has no choice but to be arrested.
Although Ye Huan can use the system to solve these people at any time, and then escape. But these people are all policemen, if Ye Huan resists, he will only increase the crime, and even if he is justified at that time, he can't tell clearly.
Well, in order to respond to all changes, in short, you can't admit that you are the robber, otherwise you will be imprisoned at any time, and you won't want to come out for three or five years.
"What's your name?" Looking down at Ye Huan at his feet, Bai Qingcheng asked in a fierce voice.
"Ye Huan, the leaves that fall back to the roots, the joy of endless joy." Ye Huan replied habitually.
“……”
Bai Tingcheng had a black line on his face, thinking that this kid was dying, and he was still in the mood to be poor here, and when he arrived at the criminal police team in a while, it would be good to have you as a kid.
"Mr. Policeman, what the hell happened, why are you arresting me?" Ye Huan looked up at Bai Chengcheng with an innocent face, at this time, he had to show his acting skills, and Ye Huan was still very confident in his acting skills.
"Sir?" Bai Tingcheng's face was cold, and he couldn't help but look himself up and down, and then looked at the pair of towering bulges on his chest, and asked with a displeased face, "Do you think I look like a man?" ”
"Uh...... Miss Police......" Ye Huan immediately changed her words, because he didn't see it clearly just now, and Bai Chengcheng had short hair that reached her ears, Ye Huan thought she was a man.
"Who's Miss? You'd better clean my mouth, or don't blame me for being rude to you!" ”
Before Ye Huan finished speaking, he was interrupted by Bai Chengcheng's angry voice.
In today's society, the word 'Miss' is too sensitive, no matter which girl it is used on, I believe that other girls will not be happy, let alone Bai Chengcheng, who is a people's policeman.
"Aren't you just Miss, why is my mouth not clean? Are you happy when I call you eldest sister? Ye Huan couldn't help but retort.
"Do you think that filthy title of young lady is appropriate for me?" Bai Chengcheng deliberately straightened out the police uniform on his body and said coldly.
"Sister Lin, she said you were dirty!" Ye Huan turned his eyes to look at Lin Miao'er, looking afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
"The old lady fought with you!"
Lin Miaoer said that she wanted to fight with Bai Chengcheng.
She is from a young lady's background, and what she hates most is that others say she is dirty, and even no matter who insults her profession, she will fight hard with the other party.
Seeing that Lin Miaoer was going to fight hard with other policewomen, Shen Wanjun and Su Xiaoshan took a lot of effort to control her, only to hear Yan Ruyu hurriedly persuade: "Aren't you no longer a wine lady, in this case, people say that the young lady is dirty, what does it matter to you?" What are you so excited about? ”
As soon as she heard Yan Ruyu's words, Lin Miaoer reacted, and couldn't help glaring at Ye Huan angrily, saying that he knew that he was no longer a young lady, but he also deliberately shifted the attention of other police comrades to himself, which was really despicable!
"Comrade policeman, he sowed discord, quickly poked him in the mouth with an electric baton, and saw if he dared to talk nonsense again?" Lin Miaoer gloated. Originally, she was still worried about Ye Huan, and she didn't know why the police comrades wanted to arrest him, but now Lin Miaoer wished that he would be pulled to be shot quickly.
Ye Huan was speechless and obediently closed his mouth.
"What is your relationship with him?" Bai Qingcheng pointed at Ye Huan under his feet and asked Shen Wanjun and the others.
"I'm the landlord here, he's my tenant." Shen Wanjun first explained, and then asked out loud: "May I ask this comrade, what did he do, and why did you arrest him?" ”
"We suspect he has something to do with a bank robbery yesterday afternoon, so we're going to take him back to investigate." Bai Chengcheng said seriously.
Hearing this, Shen Wanjun, Yan Ruyu, Lin Miaoer, and Su Xiaoshan all focused their eyes on Ye Huan, only to hear Yan Ruyu and Lin Miaoer say in unison: "Sure enough, he is really that brainless robber!" ”